"Wow! These pairs of pandas are so big! The figure and appearance are simply impeccable!" A
middle-aged man with long white hair stared at the women's bathroom not far away on the mountain, and a large string of hara flowed from the corners of his mouth, and exclaimed:
"Yo Xi, Yo Xi, they can be regarded as the best quality beauties they have met since this trip!"
"Alas!"
a helpless sigh sounded, and a boy of about thirteen years old shook his head and glanced at the white-haired man with no love.
"Zilaiye, can't we do something positive?" "
For example, robbing the rich and helping the poor?Collecting and collecting intelligence?No matter how bad it is, it is okay to help the old lady cross the road
!" "Madam? Where is the wife?Is the wife good-looking!"
After looking at it for a long time, except for the stones and trees all over the mountain, Mao didn't see a single one.
Jilai also frowned, and warned very seriously:
"Mrs. Ye Fan can't joke about this kind of thing, next time you lie to me again, I'm going to beat you!"
After the cruel words, Jilai also turned to stare at the bathroom not far away again, and looked at it with relish.
Ye Fan rolled his eyes and was speechless.
Shen Nima's wife, it's an old lady!
Sure enough, Cao Cao will pass away, and Cao Thief will never pass away.
Ye Fan has grown up with Zilai since he was a child, and he has long been surprised by all this.
Xi is a terrible thing....
If it weren't for Ye Fan's long ago, he was one of the legendary three ninjas
, and the ceiling of combat power in the early stage, looking at his series of operations, Ye Fan would really think
that he was adopted by a pervert! Ye Fan was a platinum writer in his previous life, and the novels he wrote were all read by handsome people and beautiful women!
When crossing the street once, he was hit by a car that ran a red light, and then came to the Hokage world.
Ye Fan was a Hokage fan in his previous life and knew everything that happened to the Hokage.
Like his characters, he also acquired a system.
At the beginning, the system provided Ye Fan with two options:
1. Obtain the entire inheritance of the Ninja God between the first Hokage Thousand Hands Pillar, including the Asura bloodline inheritance.
When Ye Fan saw the first choice, he was so excited that he almost jumped.
He knew very well how strong the Thousand Hands Pillar was, that was a man who could make two hands and only use nine hundred and ninety-eight hands to fight Uchiha Madara!
The Nine Tails was in his hands, but he was just a small pet, a well-deserved ninja god.
Not to mention anything else, after obtaining the inheritance between the Thousand Hands Pillars, the house doesn't have to worry anymore.
Seeing
the first choice, Ye Fan did not hesitate, and wanted to choose on the spot.
But!
When the second choice appeared, he immediately forcibly stopped!
2, obtained the Saiyan Monkey King bloodline, and after choosing, he would not be able to learn all the ninjutsu Xi the Hokage world.
When Ye Fan saw this choice, everyone was numb.
The Saiyan bloodline descended on the Hokage World, isn't that a proper dimensionality reduction blow?
Ye Fan guessed that it is estimated that there is a Super Saiyan First Order, and he can penetrate the entire Hokage World
! Although the ninjutsu is handsome, and although Mu Dun is a dick, he can't resist the power and temptation!
Ye Fan decisively chose the Saiyan bloodline, and if the ninjutsu is not ninjutsu, it doesn't seem to be so important...
......
"Ye Fan, let's get closer, it's too far away here, it's a little hard to see!"
"Jiraiya, are you sure you want to go forward?Let's be separated from the bathroom, at most seven or eight meters
!" "Hmph, I'm not here to find a way for you to practice
!" "Otherwise, how can I peek at this kind of ordinary man and mortal person!" "
This is the reason why you take me around to spy on beautiful women?".
Ye Fan pointed to the slap prints on Jiraiya's face, and along the way, the slap prints on Jiraiya's face never disappeared.
Often the old is just about to dissipate, and the new is coming.
"Can voyeurism in writing novels be called voyeurism? I'm taking material, it's art!" Zilai
also pinched Ye Fan's face and said, "I've been raising you for so many years, and how much have I suffered and beaten me in order for you to be able
to practice!" "In the end, I don't even have a teacher, even
if I don't call it, you still have to stop me!" "Jilai, I really don't need to practice ninjutsu, the physical skills you taught me are enough..."
"No, you need ninjutsu, you need to practice!"
Jiraiya wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and secretly ran towards the bathroom.
As soon as he came down the mountain, Ye Fan heard a burst of beating and scolding.
"Stinky old man, dare to peek at our sisters taking a bath!
" "Big pervert, let me die
!" "What a shame, dare to do this at such an old age!"
"Oops...... Ladies and gentlemen, please listen to me, I'm not peeking at you, I'm a writer, I'm taking material!" "
Die, can you get the nosebleed out?"
"I'm not ashamed!"
......
When Ye Fan saw Jiraiya again, Jiraiya had already been beaten to the point of being out of shape.
The nose is blue, the face is swollen, the eyes are blistered, and the mouth is almost beaten...
"Haha, Zilai, I see your current appearance, it is very in line with the temperament of the toad immortal
!" "Get out, you stinky boy who has no righteousness, I was beaten so badly by those girls, I won't come to help!"
"Ouch... It hurts... Hiss... Those girls really don't have anything to mess with, it's really dark!"
Jiraiya touched his puffy face and wailed.
"Help? What can I help me with?" went up and got beaten with you?" Ye Fan smiled gloatingly.
Jiraiya rolled his eyes, pinched his fingers and calculated, and said: "The middle ninja exam should start soon, you go back to the Konoha exam
, just let you see the gap between yourself and the middle ninja, so as not to talk big all day long!"
Previously, stealing on their own ... I have never been beaten.
And since he brought Ye Fan with him, he has been beaten every day!
He plans to break Ye Fan away and see if he will be beaten.
"Is this year's middle ninja exam about to start?" Ye
Fan calculated, this middle ninja exam happened to be Naruto's session, and it was also the one where the three generations of Hokage apes were killed by the flying sun.
"What's the matter??," Jilai also looked at Ye Fan, and said, "What about the usual bragging?now
I'm afraid to die?" "I'm afraid?What are you kidding with me!I'm afraid?"
"Jiraiya, I'll tell you, I'll take the test this year to show you!" "
Yo, that's good, I hope you won't be beaten up and cry when the time comes." "
I can remind you in advance, you were beaten and cried, I won't stand
up for you!" "Cut, who wants you to stand up for me! Let's go!" Ye Fan said.
"Where are you going?"
"Go back to Konoha for the exam!"
"I don't take the exam, why should I go back? Not to mention that I still have to peep...... No, I'll find you a way to practice!
" "......"
Ye Fan was speechless for a while.
The sky was clear, and it was raining heavily again.
The raindrops fell on Ye Fan, Ye Fan suddenly thought of something, and said with some worry:
"Zi Laiye, why don't you go back to Konoha with me, after all, this Yuyin Village is not our territory, I'm a little worried about your safety
!" "Yo, stinky boy, you are still playing the emotional card with me, you are afraid of encountering danger on the road
!" "You better take care of yourself first, think about what to do, in order to return to Konoha Village safely!"
As soon as the words fell, Jiraiya's figure disappeared.
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