I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

Author: Hongmei, Haozhao

Introduction:

Original name: I am a star, it is not right for me to go to the police station every day

Alias: He even sang away the typhoon, you say he is a star

Tags: Urban Brain Hole, Urban, Time Travel, Entertainment Circle, Live Broadcast

Protagonists: Lu Bai, Song Qingci

Introduction: After traveling through a parallel world, Lu Bai became an 18th-tier celebrity. With outstanding appearance, superb absolute pitch, and countless classic divine songs, Lu Bai thought that his star journey would be smooth, but he did not expect strange things to happen to him one after another.

Selling rock sugar, a nest of drug dealers was caught.

Eating a pancake for a morning run, a Class A wanted criminal who had been on the run for more than 20 years came to the door.

Going out to fish, you can also meet a murderer.

He became popular inexplicably.

Next, he read a novel casually, and the author of the novel turned out to be a spy, and a spy organization was destroyed.

Changing a hotel casually, he ran into two unlucky international thieves.

Helping his artists promote a song "Invisible Wings", two invisible planes fell from the sky.

I wrote a song called "The Wind Rises" for the game. On that day, the strongest typhoon in history, "Dragon King", suddenly turned around and fled on the East Coast.

Lu Bai: "I said this is all coincidence, will you believe me???"

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Chapter 1 Lu Bai

Fan Jian, director of Friendship Entertainment: "Lu Bai, as long as you agree to accompany Mr. Huang for a month, the company will do its best to prepare a new album for you next month. I promise you that you will definitely become famous in the future."

"Lu Bai, Mr. Huang is really a good person. Although she is a little older, she really appreciates you. Please consider it again."

"Lu Bai, I advise you not to be ungrateful. I will give you the last three days to consider. If you still don't agree, you will die in Friendship Entertainment in the future."

"Lu Bai, think about your contract. Twenty years. How many twenty years are there in a person's life? Don't you think so?"

"Ten million liquidated damages, with your conditions, you will never earn it in your life."

"Lu Bai, I warn you for the last time, don't be shameless."

Brother Huang Tao: "Lu Bai, I heard that someone wants to take advantage of you. Damn, it's unfair. I have been in the entertainment industry for so many years, why doesn't anyone want to take advantage of me? Aren't you just a little more handsome than me?"

"Lu Bai, is this Mr. Huang from your company? That old woman is almost 60 years old this year, right? She is really good at asking for it. Did you agree?"

"Lu Bai, please say something. You are not angry. I am just joking with you. You know I am a good person."

"It is only 10 million yuan in liquidated damages. I will pay it for you. You can pay me back when you make money. If you don't have money, forget it. We are brothers. When the time comes, you can come to be my assistant and serve tea and water to pay off the debt."

The old village chief: "Lu Bai, the performance of the village's rock sugar factory is not very good this year. Can you think of a way to help sell the accumulated rock sugar in the village factory? If it is troublesome, forget it."

The gossip reporter Sha Bin next door: "Lu Bai, I heard that someone wants to take advantage of you. Is this true? You know I am a reporter. If you have anything, tell me and I will help you."

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In the dark basement, Lu Bai put down his mobile phone with a strange look on his face.

I began to recall the auntie named Huang Dong in my mind.

Her name was Huang Shan, she was just over 1.5 meters tall, weighed about 160 kilograms, had small eyes, was short, and was fat.

Hey!

This auntie... had a good eye, she actually liked me.

By the way, Lu Bai, why didn't you agree?

If you agreed, you should... at least, you wouldn't die.

The butterfly effect, let's say, is it possible that when I was bungee jumping, the rope wouldn't break, and I wouldn't fall to death so miserably.

Then I traveled to this world.

I've read the novel, and the book said: This kind of thing is generally called soul travel.

That's right, the Lu Bai sitting on the sofa now is not the original Lu Bai, but the one who traveled from Earth.

The two people have the same name and surname, and even look exactly the same. Although their circumstances are different, the two people in their previous lives were definitely unlucky.

Lu Bai from Blue Star is an orphan. He lived in Lujia Village since he was a child and grew up by eating at other people's homes. Fortunately, Lu Bai was quite motivated and was admitted to the Shu University Conservatory of Music. Later, he participated in a talent show called "Boys' Times". With his superior appearance, he successfully debuted with the ninth place and signed a contract with Friendship Entertainment. Unfortunately, his development was not very popular later. He made a little money, but most of it was used to buy musical instruments and study. His ideal was to become an original singer, but his talent seemed to be a little bit lacking. In addition, he encountered the pitfall company Friendship Entertainment. He fell asleep and never woke up again.

Lu Bai from Earth Star just graduated from college this year. Like Lu Bai from Blue Star, he also likes music very much. He even has a super talent called "Absolute Pitch", but his voice sounds like a ghost when he sings. He had no choice but to become a music blogger on the Internet. This year, his "Take You Back to the Years of Chinese Music" was successfully popular. He went bungee jumping with his girlfriend.

As a result, the rope broke and he fell to his death.

Then he crossed over.

Unlucky or lucky, Lu Bai now couldn't tell the difference.

......

"You have a good voice, and I have super talent. Our shortcomings complement each other perfectly. We seem quite strong. It's a pity that neither of us has much creative talent. Otherwise, I can help you realize your dream."

"Wait."

"No."

Lu Bai's beautiful peach blossom eyes suddenly froze at this moment. Looking at the dark ceiling, Lu Bai's eyes suddenly lit up, and his face was full of surprise.

"Fuck, speaking of talent, I really have it."

"Now the entertainment industry of Blue Star is not as developed as that of Earth Star. The movies, TV shows, music and variety shows he has watched, Blue Star has never appeared from beginning to end."

"So, talent, real talent, isn't it me?"

"I'm going to make a lot of money, I'm going to make a lot of money now. As long as I have some talent for songs, TV shows and movies, I don't have to worry about not being able to stand out in this entertainment industry of Novice Village."

"Brother is really going to be rich now."

"When bro gets ahead, bro will betroth Huang Dong to Huang Tao. Didn't he say that he hasn't been sexually exploited by anyone?"

"Satisfy him."

The corners of Lu Bai's shallow mouth slightly raised a beautiful arc, and the wheel of fate seemed to start turning at this moment.

Now there is only one problem left, that is his contract. Lu Bai remembered that the contract he signed with Friendship Entertainment clearly stated that he needed the company's approval whether he released songs or attended events, otherwise it would be considered a breach of contract.

However, in Lu Bai's opinion, the problem is not that big. He doesn't know that he should borrow money from Huang Tao first. He is not the previous Lu Bai. He has strong principles and self-esteem. He is unwilling to ask for help from others, and he is worried that he can't pay back the money borrowed from Huang Tao.

He is not so hypocritical. Besides, his mind is full of the glory of the earth star music scene in the past. The slightest gap can blind countless people's eyes. He is still worried about not being able to pay back the money.

Lu Bai just doesn't want Friendship Entertainment to make a lot of money from him.

The contract issue is not urgent. What Lu Bai is anxious about now is the rock sugar that Grandpa Lu mentioned.

Grandpa Lu is called Lu Zhengde. He is an old man who values ​​his face more than his life. Lu Bai has seen the old man bow his head once since he was a child. It was when he was in elementary school because of the household registration problem. The old man humbly begged for help.

This time he came to ask for help from me, it must be that the joint venture rock sugar factory in the village can't be run.

So I must help with the rock sugar, just like he wants to marry Huang Dong to Huang Tao.

He, Lu Bai, has a clear distinction between gratitude and resentment.

The key is that rock sugar is not easy to sell.

If he still has money, or can get a job, he will buy it with his own money, but now, except for the musical instruments in the room, all his belongings together do not exceed 2,000 yuan. He does have a second-hand black Audi A4, but this car can't be sold for much money, after all, it only cost 20,000 yuan when it was bought.

It seems that he can only look for his own fans.

Although he is an 18th-tier celebrity, he still has some fans. He now has three fan groups in Green Bubble, one of which has 500 people, and the third group is not full, but there are more than 300 people, a total of more than 1,300 people, of which female fans account for 90%. After more than a year of debut, Lu Bai has no outstanding works.

All relying on beauty.

The remaining 10% of the group are men, which are completely all kinds of monsters.

A large part of them are female fans who come to pursue him.

There are weird men who are determined to have a battle of offense and defense with him.

Another one is his neighbor, a gossip reporter named Sabin.

Huang Tao is also there.

After thinking for a while, Lu Bai finally took action against his fans.

"Ding ding ding!"

"Ding ding ding!"

"Ding ding ding!"

The three fan groups rang almost at the same time.

"I have a batch of high-quality rock candy. If you like to eat rock candy, you can find me."

Chapter 2 Inexplicably started to go off track