I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

As soon as the voice fell, the entire staff of "Sing My Song" and the contestants who were on stage today all turned their heads and aimed their eyes at Lu Bai and Liu Xin.

Wang Xiaotian: "Xu Shan, did I hear it right? Our leader just called Director Liu "Old Man Liu."

"I shouldn't, I heard it too."

"Fuck, the leader is too awesome. Director Liu is the director of our "Sing My Song" and the leader dares to talk to Director Liu like this."

Tong Yao, who was standing aside, had bright eyes at this time, all of which were full of light showing off for the leader.

"Wang Xiaotian, you know nothing. Director Liu is not only the director of our program, but also the director of this year's Spring Festival Gala. In addition, Director Liu is also the director of our China National Radio. This is not as simple as a director."

The main point is that the leader is awesome.

But seeing Liu Xin's reaction, everyone present was even more confused.

Even if Lu Bai called Liu Xin "Old Man Liu" in front of everyone, Liu Xin was not angry, and everyone even saw a flattering smile on his face.

Is this still the Director Liu who is said to be arrogant and bad-tempered?

Could it be that he has been possessed by something?

Is Liu Xin angry?

He is not angry at all. After all, he is used to being called Old Man Liu by Lu Bai. If Lu Bai calls him Director Liu now, he will have to think about whether he has offended Lu Bai in some way.

There is no way. Who told him to ask Lu Bai for help now?

Today, "Sing My Song" premiered. Why can it have such a high ratings? Outsiders know that it is all the popularity and traffic that Lu Bai brings to the program.

Now that Chen Huayu has chosen to withdraw from "Sing My Song", there is one less mentor. If he can persuade Lu Bai to be a mentor, then the ratings of this program will be stable.

Whether the program is good or not, the ratings prove everything. What is the ratings now? It is Lu Bai.

It is no exaggeration to say that as long as Lu Bai sits there, the ratings can be stabilized above 2.

A few days ago, he was still talking to Zhou Chen about wanting to train Lu Bai to be a top star, but after just a few days, Lu Bai became a top star with his "evil spirit". No, Lu Bai is no longer a top star now, he is a super top star.

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"What, Old Liu, you persuaded my good friend to quit, and you want me to replace my good friend as a mentor. I can't do such a wicked thing."

Chen Huayu, a good friend?

Lu Bai, please tell me nicely, I am so angry that I fainted, and you tell me here that he is your good friend.

You said that you are so good-looking, why can't you be a human being.

Besides, why did Chen Huayu quit, don't you Lu Bai have any idea in your mind?

"Lu Bai, it's not me who persuaded him to quit. It was Chen Huayu who took the initiative to ask me to quit. He said he was not feeling well and was no longer suitable to be a mentor."

"Then I won't do it either."

"Lu Bai, you have to do it."

"I won't do it."

"Lu Bai, I'll give you money."

"Give me money...how much money?"

"Our program team spent 20 million to invite Chen Huayu."

"Am I worthy of competing with Chen Huayu?"

"40 million, okay." Liu Xin gritted his teeth.

"Then I have to think about it."

Liu Xin, you are such a big shot.

"Lu Bai, let me give you a little more. Our China Songs program has many original singers with potential this time. As long as you are willing to be a mentor, if there are contestants you like in the program, I can decide to give them to you."

"Uh...get the money."

"Money, too."

"Director Liu, deal."

Liu Xin...

Who said that? He won't do such a wicked thing, even if you pay him.

Who said that? ? ?

......

The premiere of the program was so successful that the level of the celebration banquet was also raised.

Abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin, lobster, Lu Bai even suspected that it was the celebration banquet prepared by the neighboring Chinese football team after losing to Syria, and Liu Xin stole it.

Who cares, they don’t deserve to eat it anyway.

After Liu Xin stood in front of the banquet hall and said a few simple words, the banquet began.

Lu Bai and the eight people from their Hero Killing crew sat at a table and ate and drank.

Abalone, sea cucumber, shark fin, lobster, to be honest, he had only eaten a few times in his two lives. Since it was free, he would eat it if he didn’t.

However, this meal was not peaceful at all. During the meal, many people came to toast, and even Liu Xing, Fang Zhongwen, and Xiao Ying, three mentors, took the initiative to come and toast Lu Bai, which made Tong Yao, who was sitting next to Lu Bai, feel honored.

Look, this is our leader, one student attracted three mentors to come and toast.

Lu Bai didn't drink a single drop of wine during the meal. He declined everyone's offer on the grounds that he was allergic to alcohol, but he drank some juice to save face.

This led to Lu Bai going to the bathroom before he was full.

But when Lu Bai came out of the bathroom, he was browsing his phone and suddenly twitched his mouth.

"Fuck, I told you there was a traitor, why didn't you listen?"

"And that Wang Ruohan, you can take revenge on your husband, why are you praising me."

"Fuck, I don't have a chance to tease netizens this time."

"I was hammered to death."

The incident went back to half an hour ago.

In Jiazhou, a beautiful country far across the ocean, there is a sea view villa.

The owner of the villa is called Chen Dahai. People in the entertainment, financial and sports circles in the United States and China are willing to respectfully call him Master Chen.

Chen Dahai is a descendant of a Chinese medical family. He claims to be proficient in qigong and good at fortune-telling.

In the early 1990s, he became famous in China for his outstanding medical skills.

Later, he performed magic tricks such as taking a snake from the air, drinking wine from an empty cup, and resurrecting a broken snake, which made people mistakenly think that he was a master. Since then, Master Chen's name has been completely resounding in China.

After a few years of development, Master Chen's name has become famous overseas, and Chen Dahai moved his family to the United States.

Because of their work, most celebrities are superstitious, just like every crew will choose to worship before starting.

Later, some female stars were in a slump in their careers, had unhappy marriages, were infertile after marriage, and had sick children, etc., and they were willing to find Master Chen to resolve it.

Master Chen is kind and generous. Since someone needs his help, he often kindly collects some money to perform rituals for believers.

The general practice is: "Empty cup, pour wine" two liang, take a sip, and spray it below the female believer's dantian, just like spraying pesticides on fruit trees.

Afterwards, Chen Dahai will ask the visitor if he needs his inner qi power. If the female believer is a little embarrassed, he will not force it, but will draw a few auspicious symbols on the female believer's body, and also tell the other party not to wash it off for 49 days.

If she is willing, he will infuse the female believer with true qi.

It is said that this is very effective. There are infertile female stars who later became pregnant.

Nearly 30 years have passed, and now Chen Dahai has accumulated 99 practices for male and female stars in China and the United States, and tonight will be his 100th practice since his debut.

And the reason for today is that today is the 30th anniversary of his marriage to his wife Wang Ruohan, and he wants to celebrate.

The woman who came is Zhang Wei, a professional singer and actor, and she was also the best actress of the Golden Bull Awards last year, an artist of Xinglong Entertainment, and one of the four first-line female stars of Xinglong Entertainment.

Zhang Wei, who had just become a film queen, shot two movies with an investment of more than 1 billion yuan, but both of them were a complete failure at the box office, and she began to be called box office poison by netizens.

This year, she also released three new songs, and the response was mediocre.

Everything went wrong.

Zhang Wei felt that she might have been bewitched by a female star, so she asked several layers of connections to contact Master Chen Dahai, hoping that he would help her get rid of bad luck.

And tonight is the auspicious time that Master Chen said.

At 9:08, Zhang Wei arrived at Chen Dahai's villa on time.

After ringing the doorbell, Chen Dahai came out in a white Taoist robe. He looked like an immortal, which made Zhang Wei more confident about this trip.

She knew what she was going to do when she came to Master Chen this time, but she didn't care at all, and even had a hint of expectation in her heart.

After all, the person in front of her was Master Chen.

At this time, on the third floor of the villa, a nearly fifty-year-old lady was standing at the window, watching the slutty fox in red clothes below the villa walk into her home.

She laughed silently and crazily, with a look of determination in her eyes.

It had been thirty years, thirty years since she married Chen Dahai. Wang Ruohan had had enough, she was really fed up.

In these thirty years, she had seen or heard her husband cheating one hundred and eight times.

If Chen Dahai went to Liangshan, it would be enough for him to catch all the heroes of Liangshan.