I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

"So Lu Bai just said it casually, right?"

"What's the matter with the 20 billion beautiful coins?"

"What else could it be? Lu Bai made it up out of nothing."

"Then isn't Lu Bai just blackmailing?"

"What's the big deal?"

"Lu Bai doesn't feel satisfied with being a bandit in reality, right? He has now come to Twitter to work. 20 billion beautiful coins for one Twitter?"

"No wonder Lu Bai can become the new richest man in the world. With the way he robs people, I suspect that one day the world will belong to his Lu family."

Lu Bai: "Brother, don't exaggerate. This is really not right."

Chapter 30 The desire to die

The United States' official website was hacked, which is a big news on the whole network.

After all, the United States is now recognized as the country with the most powerful scientific and technological power in the world. Their official website was hacked, which must be laughed at by netizens all over the network.

Not only netizens, but also countries are watching the joke of the United States at this moment.

Of course, the United States was also confused. How could the whole official building be hacked for no apparent reason? Who has such a great ability?

Until Lu Bai responded to a netizen's comment on Twitter.

Everyone suddenly realized it.

It turned out that it was Lu Bai, the evil one, who did it.

That's normal.

But what the hell is 20 billion beautiful coins?

And only James and his group understood it.

The hell is Lu Bai leaving a USB flash drive. It's obvious that Lu Bai dug a pit, and the United States jumped into it.

Damn, it's all Paul's fault.

Didn't Lu Bai just leave a USB flash drive? You still treat it as a treasure? This fucking Lu Bai asked for 20 billion beautiful coins.

These 20 billion beautiful coins are enough for their annual expenses.

But can I not give it, James asked himself in his heart, and then he asked himself and answered: No.

He knows very well what Lu Bai is like now. If he doesn't give it, when Lu Bai comes to their beautiful country, their office building may be moved away by Lu Bai.

Impossible?

Then who can explain, did the Falkland Islands run with the engine turned on?

So the money has to be paid.

But they can't pay it all. Doesn't Paul have any fault at all?

James asked someone to estimate that Paul's total assets are about 30 billion beautiful coins, and the valuation of Sheraton Hotel is about 20 billion, so it's not too much to ask Paul to pay 10 billion beautiful coins to Lu Bai.

Not even 100 million.

Paul? ? ?

I just picked up a broken USB drive and threw away half of the Sheraton Hotel?

Is there any justice in this?

If he asked this, James would tell Paul that you should ask Lu Bai about this question.

Who knows why Lu Bai, this dog, has so many tricks.

Lu Bai: There's nothing I can do. I saw this trick on Earth, but I just processed it myself.

Previously, Lu Bai was watching videos and saw a video of an old lady hacking the official website of the world's largest country with a few mobile phones. Then, when he sent a new song to Huang Tao yesterday, Lu Bai suddenly thought of it.

But Lu Bai's brain is useful.

He thought, what's the point of just being a hacker? He must do something that fits his label, so this is the story of 20 billion beautiful coins.

As for what his label is?

Lu Bai thinks it is to be a good father and save more for his son.

As for what means.

A father does nothing for his children.

Anyway, no matter what, Lu Bai will never admit to the robbery.

At first, the news had not spread from James, but soon the first person to know was Paul, who was invited to his office by James.

Paul is 66 years old this year. This year, Chinese culture began to erode the United States. He just learned a word not long ago, called Liuliu Dashun, which means that he will definitely be very smooth this year.

But it seems that before he can get smooth, his boat has turned over.

"Mr. James, what are you talking about? You want me to pay 10 billion to compensate Lu Bai. Why? Why should I pay 10 billion to that weird Lu Bai?"

"Paul, it's all because of the USB flash drive you brought. You should have received the news. Our official website of the United States has just been hacked. Do you know how it was hacked? It was the USB flash drive you brought.

I tell you, I can arrest you for endangering national security right now, but I don't want to do this because you are loyal to our United States. I only ask you to pay 10 billion beautiful coins. Do you think this is a lot?

Paul, I know that your assets have exceeded 30 billion beautiful coins. Do you think it's a loss to ask you to pay 10 billion in exchange for your freedom?

And you have to know that the main responsibility for this matter lies on you. Think about who you are about to face.

That is the most evil, terrifying, and most cunning man in the world, a powerful existence that even our United States dare not provoke."

Paul listened to James' words, and the whole person was in a state of dementia.

Damn, I just picked up a USB flash drive. Is the crime so serious?

But think about it carefully, what James said is not unreasonable.

Lu Bai, what the hell is that? He can even recruit terrorist organizations and pirates. How can a small businessman like me afford to offend him?

But he couldn't take out 10 billion beautiful coins all at once.

"Mr. James, is there no other way?"

"No, didn't you see that Lu Bai has already tweeted that his USB flash drive has information worth 20 billion beautiful coins? This is telling us to give him 20 billion, otherwise the USB flash drive issue will not be resolved. What can we do?

And haven't we officially borne half of this matter for you? What else do you want?"

"But, Mr. James, I really don't have 10 billion beautiful coins. Although my net worth exceeds 30 billion, most of it is assets, not much cash."

"If there is no cash, then you can give Lu Bai shares. I believe Lu Bai can understand."

"Shares, my shares of Sheraton Hotel?"

"Why can't you bear it?"

Of course I can't bear it.

That's the foundation I have worked hard for most of my life. I have to give half of it to others just because I picked up a USB flash drive. Who can bear it?

"I can't bear it, but I also know that I can't give it to others."

...

When Lu Bai was about to arrive in Country Y, he received a call from James.

"Lu Bai, hello, I'm James, the director of the Intelligence Agency of the United States."

"Hello, Mr. James, I've heard of you for a long time, but you're too modest, I heard you're going to be the next boss of the United States."

"I have to thank you, Mr. Lu Bai."

"You're welcome, we're all brothers, it should be, it should be, damn, if I remember correctly, you listed me as the first of the top ten dangerous people in the world, right?"

James...

It's not a big deal, he called me brother the last second, and started scolding me the next moment.

"Mr. Lu Bai, I'm really sorry, wasn't it all a misunderstanding before, you see, I've already deleted you from that list."

The top ten dangerous people, compared to you now, damn, they're not even worth a hair.

"Deleted, why deleted, am I not powerful, right?"

"No, no, no, that's not what I meant. Those dangerous people are all vicious thugs. How can they compare with you, Mr. Lu Bai? Mr. Lu Bai has made great contributions to world peace. Now Mr. Lu Bai is definitely the kindest person in the world in my heart."

"Haha, if you say that, Mr. James, I love to hear it. When we have a chance to meet, Mr. James, you can continue to tell me."

"Of course, by the way, Mr. Lu Bai, I called you today mainly for another matter. A businessman in our beautiful country picked up your USB drive, but he accidentally dropped your USB drive into the water. I heard that Mr. Lu Bai's USB drive contains information worth more than 20 billion. He was almost scared to death. In the end, he really had no choice but to ask me to do you a favor. The USB drive is gone, but he said he can compensate."

"Compensation, can he afford it? Mr. James, I sent a tweet saying that the USB drive contains information worth 20 billion beautiful coins, but in fact it is not just that. The information inside is worth at least 50 billion."

James? ? ?

Damn it.

Is there such a shameless person in this world?

You said it was worth 20 billion, and then you changed your mind and said the information inside was worth 50 billion?

"But since Mr. James has called in person, I, Lu Bai, still have to give him this face. 20 billion beautiful coins is 20 billion. Your friend can give it however he wants."