I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

Is everything from Lu Bai’s evil sect?

hehe!

Everyone thinks so, but now even he doesn't dare to say such rebellious words.

He is not afraid of death, but he is afraid of Lu Bai's evil sect.

He was a little afraid that Lu Bai would cheat on him, but he was even more afraid of Lu Bai and his beautiful country, so he was the only one to bear the blame.

If the pot is too big to carry, it will be crushed to death.

But he would never dare to accuse Lu Bai now.

In fact, MacArthur himself is a little dazed now. Occasionally in a daze, he can't help but shout: Lu Bai evil god.

Then one sentence scared everyone on the plane to the point where they didn't dare to take a breath.

In fact, although he is now a criminal and is forced to Lucky Island, his actions are not monitored. He can even ask the operator on the plane for a bottle of 1982 Lafite, which can naturally be viewed on his mobile phone. .

So he also saw what the spokesperson of the beautiful country said: "MacArthur should bear the main responsibility."

MacArthur: "Another big blame dumped on me."

"That's great, that's great."

He couldn't say anything else.

He once said in an interview when he was awarded the honor that he has never done anything he regrets in his life, and he will not do it now or in the future.

At that time, MacArthur was high-spirited and arrogant.

But now he really regrets it.

I regret provoking such an evil person like Lu Bai.

But he didn't have any regret medicine to take, he could only endure it silently.

...

At this time, Lu Bai had just arrived in Country Y, and the car had just entered Country Y when he was stopped.

"Tony, please drive forward. Anyone who blocks the road will be hit and killed by me. You are so scared. If something happens, don't you have Boss Meni to back you up?"

Tony? ? ?

Mr. Lu Bai, I thought you would say something happened. With your support, why are you mentioning our boss?

What a dog, what a dog.

Tony smiled bitterly and said: "Mr. Lu Bai, we really can't open it. If I'm not mistaken, the old lady standing in front seems to be the queen of country Y. Ms. Yibai, the boss and second boss of country Y are next to her. The large crowd behind you looks like they are all senior officials of Country Y. They should all be here to greet you."

"The old lady I've been thinking about for a long time is the Queen. I heard that she is very rich. It's true."

Tony? ? ? ? ? ?

The Queen has a close relationship with the rich.

Is that a status symbol?

"I heard that you are quite rich, but compared with you, Mr. Lu Bai, you are far behind. You are now the richest man in the world, and your net worth has just increased by 20 billion. You must be much richer than her."

"Tony, no wonder you can only be a driver despite being able to speak eight languages. Your thinking is still too backward. You don't understand. I am rich because I am rich, but I can't see other people being rich. Do you understand?"

Tony: What do you mean?

It’s just that you don’t want to see other people have money, right? When you see others having money, you want to rob it.

Just grab it if you want, that's your job, but what do you think I'm going to do? I'm guilty of being a driver.

After Lu Bai finished speaking, he opened the car door and got out of the car with Song Qingci.

He and Song Qingci had seen this kind of scene several times since they came out, and both of them were used to it. But when he saw the little old lady Queen Yibai, Lu Bai's beautiful big eyes were particularly bright.

Whether he went to country Y, country F, or country D, what he robbed was somewhat unfair, but when he came back to country Y, he didn't have any polite thoughts.

Because those three intercontinental missiles were launched by MacArthur during exercises with Country Y.

What is this called?

Implicated.

So this time when he came to country Y, he couldn't thank these people from country Y properly?

MacArthur: This seems to be really my fault, but damn it, I’ve been sent to Lucky Island now. It’s none of my business. Whoever loves you will die. Anyway, those Y country guys don’t dare to argue with their beautiful country. .

And when Lu Bai got out of the car, Queen Yibai's eyes full of stories were staring at Lu Bai closely.

Is this Lu Bai?

The leader of a cult that has become famous in China in the past two months.

The evil god who turned the world upside down as soon as he left China.

If she didn't have a very deep understanding of Lu Bai, she would simply think that Lu Bai was a good-looking and kind-faced young man, full of energy.

But when she thought of Lu Bai's methods for more than half a month, the old lady started to break out in a cold sweat behind her back.

The old lady bravely led a group of senior officials to welcome Lu Bai: "Hello, Leader Lu, I am the Queen of Country Y, Yi Bai. You are welcome to travel to our Country Y. Our Big Y Museum has prepared it for you. "

Lu Bai? ? ?

Old lady, when you speak like this, I don't know how to reply.

The Big Y Museum has been prepared for me. It sounds like Lu Bai is a bandit, but I am not at all.

The old lady was speaking in Y language, because she already knew when she came that Lu Bai actually knew Y language, so she didn’t even bring a translator.

But what he didn't expect was that Lu Bai looked at the old lady with a confused look, then looked at the person behind her, and said doubtfully: "I don't understand what this old lady is saying?"

As soon as he said these words, Tony was the first to be confused.

When Tony heard Lu Bai's words, his blood rushed straight to Tianling Gai, and his head was buzzing.

No, I remember that Mr. Lu Bai can speak Y, and his speech is no worse than my translator. Why can't he understand it all of a sudden?

Yi Bai was also confused. I couldn't understand what Lu Bai was talking about. Didn't he know how to speak Japanese? When I saw him being interviewed before, his words were quite slippery.

The old lady looked at Lu Bai, then looked back at the senior officials of country Y, wanting to ask what Lu Bai said.

But all the senior executives were also confused.

We don’t understand what Lu Bai is saying. Our Y culture is the universal language of the world. Who the hell has nothing to learn Chinese?

The scene suddenly fell into uncontrollable silence.

After a while, Tony finally reacted first and took the initiative to walk up to Lu Bai and Yi Bai and translate: "Queen Yi Bai, Mr. Lu Bai said that he can't understand what you said?"

When Ms. Yibai heard this, she suddenly panicked.

Lu Bai might have gone to other countries just to rob someone, but when he came to Country Y, it wasn't as simple as robbery. He came here to settle accounts.

Lu Bai must be able to understand Y Wen, and he can naturally hear the sincerity of their country Y. As soon as you arrive, we have prepared our big Y museum for you. Isn't this enough?

But Lu Bai said that he didn't understand Y literature, and his attitude was very obvious. You all want my life, how can a big Y museum be enough?

What are you thinking about?

Am I, Lu Bai, so worthless?

Yibai was silent, and the top brass of country Y who heard Tony's translation were also silent.

Behind the silence, there was anger in my heart. Of course, this anger was not because of Lu Bai, but because of the scapegoat named MacArthur. Damn it, it’s this bastard who is to blame, not him. How did our Country Y end up in this situation? We are all blamed. After someone robbed someone else's house, they still had to give someone a smile.

Damn, you are so fucking useless.

Yi Bai looked at Lu Bai, forced out a kind smile, and then said to Lu Bai again: "First of all, welcome Mr. Lu Bai to our Country Y. It is my old lady's honor to meet Mr. Lu Bai in person. Listen, It is said that Mr. Lu Bai is coming. We have prepared the Big Y Museum in Country Y for Mr. Lu Bai in advance. A small gift would not be disrespectful. In addition, there are many museums in Country Y. If Mr. Lu Bai likes it, he can also You can take your pick.”

Tony: Queen Ibai said...

"Tony, tell the old lady, if I like them all, can you give them all to me?"

"sure."

"Then you're welcome. I really like them all. Her Majesty the Queen can arrange for someone to be sent to China now. I'm currently preparing to open a world museum in China, which will display precious treasures from all over the world. Then you people from country Y can also use your money to buy tickets to see it.”

Tony? ? ?

Yibai? ? ?

Steal our museum, and then you go back and build a world museum yourself, and you still want us to pay for tickets to see it?

Is this something a human can do?

The old lady was very angry after hearing Lu Bai's words.

But thinking about their Big Y Museum, I suddenly seemed to understand. Isn't this what they have done before? Lu Bai did it to them in reverse.

But what can she say now?

There are no evil people like Lu Bai in their Y country, otherwise they would still be afraid of them.

"Mr. Lu Bai, Ms. Yibai said that we will arrange for someone to send the things to China immediately."

"Okay, you tell Ms. Yibai again. When Lu Bai's World Museum opens, I will sell her one million tickets every year. By then, all the people from country Y will have to visit it. It can also be regarded as letting them people from country Y Increase your knowledge.”

Tony...

Selling a million tickets a year?