I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

If you look closely, the face of Queen Yi Bai, who was sitting next to Lu Bai, has already been covered with cold sweat.

Having experienced many hardships and hardships, Queen Yi Bai can be said to have experienced countless big scenes and met countless powerful people with strong auras, but no one has ever given Yi Bai such a sense of oppression.

As a woman and a queen, no matter who she meets, everyone will give her some face, after all, their Y country is also one of the most powerful countries in the world.

But when she met Lu Bai, she found that not everyone was polite and gentlemanly. Lu Bai was definitely a robber.

If it were before, she would have ordered someone to arrest Lu Bai. A young man dared to be so rampant, he really didn't know what was good for him.

But when she met Lu Bai, this weird guy, she really didn't dare.

Laxi was also very nervous when she heard what Lu Bai said.

After Lu Bai got in the car, he kept mentioning the exercise. Isn't this obviously wrong? It is obvious that a large Y museum can no longer satisfy Lu Bai's appetite.

But what does Lu Bai mean by mentioning the navy?

Does Lu Bai want to take away their navy together?

But their navy is all from their country Y, so what use would it be even if Lu Bai took it away?

But since Lu Bai mentioned it, Laxi instinctively felt that this matter might not be so simple.

Sure enough, after a while of silence in the car, Lu Bai spoke again: "Queen Yibai, Mr. Laxi, you don't have to be so nervous. In fact, what I said just now was just a casual question, and there was no other meaning."

Hearing Lu Bai say this, Queen Yibai was obviously relieved.

It's good that there is no other meaning.

But at this moment, Laxi is not as simple as the old lady. When Lu Bai said this, his breathing was obviously a little faster.

The old lady is old and may not understand Lu Bai.

But based on Laxi's understanding of Lu Bai during this period, things will definitely not be so simple, especially when Lu Bai said this, the matter may be more serious.

Sure enough.

Seeing that the two people in the car were silent, Lu Bai spoke again: "Queen Yibai, Mr. Laxi, it seems that you two are both taciturn and don't like to talk much, just the opposite of me. In this case, I will say a few more words.

You two also know that I, Lu Bai, am just an ordinary little star, I don't have any great skills, and I can't make much money. You see, the baby in my wife's belly is about to be born, and I have been thinking about doing some side jobs to earn some milk powder money for my son.

On the way here just now, I thought about it for a long time, and I suddenly thought of a small business that can earn some milk powder money. Since we are all friends, I believe you will definitely support me."

It's over!

I knew it wasn't that simple.

This Lu Bai must be preparing to open his mouth again.

But if it's just business, they can accept it.

"Since Mr. Lu Bai wants to do business, our Y country will definitely support him strongly."

"Queen Yibai, I've been waiting for you to say this."

Yibai? ? ?

"Mr. Lu Bai wants to do business?" Laxi asked nervously.

"It's not a big business. It's just a recycling of junk and second-hand items. I've already thought of a name. It's called White Wolf Second-hand Goods Recycling Co., Ltd.

Listen to my advertising slogan first: White Wolf, White Wolf, nothing for nothing, White Wolf Second-hand Goods Trading Platform, focusing on recycling second-hand items, taking the initiative to come to your door, fair prices, and no deception."

"Chuckle..."

"Puff..."

"Uh..."

The one who made the chuckle was Song Qingci. At this time, even the most ladylike girl couldn't stand Lu Bai's test.

How could he make robbery sound so elegant and interesting?

What White Wolf Second-hand Goods Recycling, nothing for nothing, isn't that a robbery?

The sound of puff... came from Tony who was driving.

Although he had been with Lu Bai for two days and had experienced many things that shocked him, Lu Bai's opening still shocked Tony.

This man... is so shameless.

How could he say such a thing.

Yi Bai and Laxi were horrified.

They realized why Lu Bai asked them about the exercise just now.

Second-hand goods recycling?

Are they planning to recycle their aircraft and warships as second-hand goods?

The key is that Lu Bai, the damn guy, said he wanted to get something for nothing.

In other words, recycling is recycling, but I, Lu Bai, don't want to pay.

Isn't this just robbery?

Chapter 35 A one-dollar business

What on earth is in Lu Bai's mind?

Can a person come up with so many tricks?

You said you want to rob, so rob, openly, we admit it now. There is a Chinese proverb that people are the butchers and I am the meat. We understand it, but why are you doing second-hand goods recycling for us?

Isn't this considered robbery?

It seems that it is legally speaking.

Even if hundreds of years have passed and Lu Bai's family is gone, future generations will not be able to find any faults when they talk about this matter.

Laxi was a little nervous at this time.

Just now Lu Bai asked about the navy. Could it be that Lu Bai wanted to reclaim their naval fleet? This...

Lu Bai is already weird enough. Now if he is equipped with warships, planes, and weapons on warships, he will be invincible.

"Can you give me two intercontinental missiles to blow me to death, and take Lu Bai away with me." Laxi suddenly had such an idea in his mind.

Otherwise, if Lu Bai, this big devil, is kept, no one's life will be peaceful.

"Mr. Lu Bai, do you want to trade second-hand items, second-hand mobile phones, tablets, computers, etc.?"

"No, no, no, those things are too small, I don't like them very much, I like big ones, such as warships, airplanes, and aircraft carriers. I like these. I came to your country Y in person this time just to collect some of these things from your country Y. I think the junk of your Yibai No. 2 fleet is useless, just consider it as your support for the establishment of my new company."

Five minutes later, Lu Bai's Bailang Second-hand Goods Company recycled a lot of "junk."

At a friendly price, Lu Bai gave one Chinese currency as a token of appreciation, and the largest arms deal in history was completed by Bailang Second-hand Trading Company.

It was simply unbelievably smooth.

Then the news spread all over the world quickly.

Because Lu Bai sent a tweet.

Lu Bai: "I just negotiated a big deal. I, Lu Bai, spent a huge sum of one Chinese yuan to receive a batch of arms, including 32 military aircraft, 18 warships, and a number of guns and ammunition, but no aircraft carrier. Damn it, I always feel that I have lost a lot in this deal.

Now I am on the way back to Queen Yibai's palace with her. Tonight I plan to play the Great Wall with the queen all night. I have lost so much in business, I have to make a billion points in mahjong to make it back.

By the way, I would like to trouble netizens to notify my group of homeless brothers at sea and tell them to come and pick up the goods quickly. My White Wolf Second-hand Goods Recycling Co., Ltd. focuses on active door-to-door service, and we must be trustworthy."

As soon as Lu Bai's tweet was sent out, netizens were all numb.

"Brothers, have you seen the Weibo post by Master Lu?"

"Just pretend I didn't see it. I have decided to temporarily break up with that bastard Lu Bai and make peace with him the next time he posts on Twitter. I really can't stand this guy.

What the hell is he?

One dollar in Chinese currency is also a huge sum of money?

I lost ten dollars now, and I don't even bother to blink. His grandma's one dollar is a huge sum of money for him, Lu Bai.

The key is that he spent one dollar to buy so many planes and warships. What's the difference between this and robbery?"

"Sisters, why do I feel that our master has become the biggest robber on our Blue Star now?"

"Where is he a robber? Sister upstairs, can you speak? Where is our master a robber? Didn't I tell everyone that the master bought these things with real money?"

"One dollar can also buy? Your master is clearly a robber. Do you know what you bought with the one dollar you paid for rent? That was the entire fleet of the Y country navy, Yibai II, except for the soldiers, which was bought by him with one dollar. He is not a robber. ”

“Bullshit, you bullshit, when you came to our house, you didn’t spend a penny, but you took away countless treasures from us. Our leader spent money, that’s a huge sum of money, you know what this dollar can buy in China, you can buy a box of spicy strips.

Uh... it seems that it can’t be bought, the price of spicy strips has increased, then buy a lollipop.

Can buy a lollipop, do you understand the value of this? ”

“One dollar, so much, leader, you have lost a lot this time, after all, you are the leader of our evil cult Master, do you know how to do business? One dollar, do you know how valuable one dollar is? No, you don't know, Master, you are a fool. "

"By the way, you also need to take the initiative to provide door-to-door service, Master, are you stupid?"

"One dollar, woo woo, Brother Lu Bai, I have done housework for my mother for a year, and I also gave my mother more than 5,000 yuan, Master, how can you spend this one dollar carelessly?"

As the comments of Chinese people gradually began to dominate the comment area of ​​Lu Bai's Twitter, foreigners were confused and their brains were a little confused.

Is this one dollar worth money?