I'm a star, it's not right for me to go to jail every day

"I didn't do anything, but I heard that he collected a lot of junk."

Lu Bai did collect a lot of junk.

When Lu Bai sent out his third tweet today, telling everyone that he had become the big boss of the second-hand platform Zhuanquan, he couldn't wait to tell his good brother James.

When your good brother starts a company, you have to send him a flower basket or something to support him.

As for how to find James' contact information, it was very simple. James had called Lu Bai before, so when James was still in the meeting at the Capitol of the United States, he received a special text message.

"Dear, my good brother, respected boss of the United States, I am Lu Bai, a little singer from China, I wonder if you still remember me?"

When James saw the first sentence, his face turned black and he fainted in the conference room.

The moment he saw Lu Bai's message, he felt like his own mother was taken away by Lu Bai.

He thought he knew Lu Bai very well. This kind of ruthless character with a hard mouth and a black heart, when he took the initiative to find you and was polite, you don't think about anything, just wait for bad luck.

So his first reaction at that time was to faint first.

Unfortunately, he was rescued not long after he fell unconscious, and when he regained consciousness.

My goodness, the entire conference room was empty, and everyone ran away.

Only his mobile phone was left lying quietly in front of him, like a naked beauty, waiting for him to pamper her.

At this moment, James wanted to die.

After reading the first sentence, he was stimulated by Lu Bai and fainted. If he finished reading the text message sent by Lu Bai, he would have to go to see the King of Hell.

James stared at the phone in front of him blankly. At this time, he felt that all the strength in his body was drained by Lu Bai's text message, and he didn't even want to breathe.

But he didn't want to, Lu Bai would make him think.

Two minutes after Lu Bai sent the message, seeing that James didn't reply to his message, he sent another one, "Old James, what's the matter, don't you give me face?"

The moment he saw this text message, James felt that his crotch was wet.

It seemed that he was a little scared to pee.

Then James endured the huge mental pain and read Lu Bai's first text message.

"Dear, my good brother, respected boss of the United States, I am Lu Bai, a little singer from China. I wonder if you still remember me?

I just registered a second-hand recycling platform. Now people all over the world have seen it. I wonder if you, my dear good brother, have seen it.

Now your little brother who is not far away has made some progress. I believe Mr. James will definitely be happy for me when he hears this news.

I know that my brother is such a good person, he will definitely be happy for me.

There is actually no other meaning in sending this message to my brother. I just want to share my joy with my brother.

There is another thing I want to tell my brother. I particularly like the number 11 recently. I always feel that this number is not very auspicious. It is very likely that this number will be very unfriendly to my brother. We Chinese people once said that 9 is extreme, which means that many things are very auspicious if there are 9. If there are more, there is a possibility of natural disasters. So I came here today to remind my brother."

James read Lu Bai's text message almost word by word.

At the end of the reading, he could even faintly hear his crying voice.

Putting aside Lu Bai's first very frightening words, from the moment he saw the second sentence, James' heart began to bear the huge pressure that he should not have borne.

First of all, the content of Lu Bai's text message was to tell him: Now the whole world knows that I founded a second-hand goods recycling company, you people in the United States must know it.

Second, Lu Bai said that it was not far away, which actually told James that I was very close to your country now. If you don't show your appreciation, I will come to visit you.

Third, Lu Bai mentioned the number 11. With James's keen intuition, the first thing he thought of when he saw this number was the 11 aircraft carriers owned by their country.

And at the end, Lu Bai said that he felt that the number 11 was not good, and 9 was the best. In fact, he was threatening James. If you don't let me recycle two aircraft carriers, you can wait for bad luck.

The legendary natural disaster?

This may not happen, but James is sure that there must be a strange man-made disaster.

So Lu Bai's text message actually means one thing, Lao Zhan, send me two aircraft carriers quickly, otherwise I will do you a trick.

Look, does this sound like what a person would say? Is this simply a bandit?

But do they dare not give it? Even as the world's most powerful country, they dare not do it now.

But if they give away two aircraft carriers so easily, what will they do in the future?

His damn Lu Bai hasn't come to their beautiful country yet. He first robbed them of 4 trillion beautiful currency, and now he is asking for aircraft carriers. Even if they have a rich family background, they can't afford Lu Bai's tossing.

At this moment, James couldn't help but say this: I like you to hate me, but you can't get rid of me.

Hate, now none of their senior executives hate Lu Bai, who is so weird.

But in their hearts, they are more afraid, afraid of the weird, and afraid of the unknown.

No one knows what weird things Lu Bai can come up with now. I always feel that if Lu Bai is weird again, it may be a big one, so big that they can't bear it at all.

Chapter 38 Collect more billion

After confirming the deal that Lu Bai wanted to reclaim two aircraft carriers from the United States, James told the senior executives about it.

What surprised James was that the senior executives responded in a surprisingly consistent manner: "James, you are about to become the boss of our United States. You have to make this decision. We all listen to you."

At this time, James was standing in front of the French window of the conference room. For countless moments, he wanted to kick the French window to pieces and then go down.

Why did he throw all the blame on me? If he agreed to Lu Bai's proposal today, he would become another boss in the history of the United States who was nailed to the pillar of shame.

The last one was Heideng, the idiot who wet his pants and was reported wildly by the media.

I didn't expect that the situation would change. This time it was his turn.

He couldn't help but recall his indifference when he first heard the name Lu Bai. Now he is really indifferent.

Although Lu Bai seemed to be negotiating with him as a businessman, when he received this text message, he knew that the two aircraft carriers were gone and would be recycled by Lu Bai as second-hand goods. More importantly, he could not give Lu Bai two broken ones, and at least he had to hand over two of the top five aircraft carriers in the United States.

Although the aircraft carriers were recycled by Lu Bai, Lu Bai could not get two aircraft carriers to play with, so these two aircraft carriers would eventually fall into the hands of the Chinese military.

In addition to the Lu Bai aircraft carrier that the Chinese military has already started to build, China will soon have six aircraft carriers.

3 vs 11, they have a huge advantage.

But 6 vs 9, they don’t have much advantage.

Moreover, according to the information he received, after receiving funding from these powerful countries, China is not only going to build another Lu Bai, but it is said that their military is going to build five more aircraft carriers at once.

That is to say, when these five aircraft carriers are put into use, the number of aircraft carriers owned by China will surpass that of the United States, and China will become the new overlord of the Blue Star Sea.

This is not the most terrible thing. The most terrible thing is that they still have Lu Bai, and Lu Bai has his unborn son. If this is passed down from generation to generation, will there still be a place for the United States in this world?

"It's really fucking weird." James couldn't help but complain.

Then he instantly changed into a flattering smile and replied to Lu Bai's message.

"My dear friend Lu Bai, congratulations on becoming the boss of the second-hand platform Zhuanquan. As a friend, I am so happy for you to set up a new company. I don't have any gifts to give you. There are two aircraft carriers here. They are useless. Does your company recycle them? If so, I will give them to you."

"Oh, dear James, my good brother, you are so polite. Second-hand aircraft carriers, right? Our company will take them. Our company takes this kind of junk, but junk like aircraft carriers is not worth much. I can give you one yuan of Chinese currency at most."

One yuan, you just don't give me money, and ask me for more. I dare not give it to you.

But Lu Bai, can you stop talking? What kind of junk is an aircraft carrier? When did an aircraft carrier become junk? Now there are only eight countries in the Blue Star that own aircraft carriers, and they become junk in your mouth.

Fuck, it's really annoying.

"One yuan, enough!"

...

No one can imagine what kind of mood James was in when he replied to Lu Bai: One yuan, enough, anyway, Lu Bai will not think about it.

After getting James' reply, Lu Bai immediately posted on Twitter.

"The new company I just acquired has made its first small order. It bought two junk aircraft carriers from the United States for one dollar. Although they are junk, it is also the first business I, Lu Bai, have handled. I am still a little unhappy."

As soon as the tweet was sent, the number of likes on Lu Bai's tweet instantly exceeded 10 million.

The news that Lu Bai just sent on Twitter was really too shocking.

"What, did I see it right? Lu Bai said he just spent one dollar to buy two aircraft carriers from the United States."

"Fuck, Lu Bai is too fierce."

"Mom and Dad, come quickly, I caught a bandit on Twitter."

"Damn, one dollar to buy two aircraft carriers, is the United States crazy? Not to mention the military value of the aircraft carrier, just talking about the value, that aircraft carrier must be worth 10 billion beautiful coins, Lu Bai bought two with one dollar?

And it's not just about money. The preparation and construction of this aircraft carrier requires a lot of manpower and material resources to complete. Now there are only eight countries in the entire Blue Star that have aircraft carriers, and most of them have one aircraft carrier. This fucking Lu Bai bought two with one dollar."

"Is the United States crazy?"

"Have you forgotten, now you still It is the most powerful country on Blue Star. You have to stand up. Just sell the aircraft carrier like this? "

"The most outrageous thing is Lu Bai, this bastard. He really got a bargain and still sold it. He actually said on Twitter that the aircraft carrier is a piece of junk. Damn, if you have such a piece of junk, I will take as many as you want."

"Brothers, why do I feel that this matter is not over? Look at the last sentence Lu Bai posted on Twitter. He said that he acquired two aircraft carriers but he is still a little unhappy. What does it mean?"

"Damn, do you still need to ask this? Based on my understanding of Lu Bai in recent months, he is telling everyone that he hasn't grabbed enough. Since the United States has taken the initiative to give him two aircraft carriers, shouldn't other countries also express their gratitude?"

"What do you mean, Lu Bai is going to become an aircraft carrier harvester. "

"I am almost eighty years old now, and I have seen many big scenes, but this is the first time I have seen someone rob an aircraft carrier online. The most important thing is that this guy succeeded in the robbery. When I go to the underworld, I will definitely tell my old brothers that China has produced talents." An old soldier from China sighed.

The old man looked strong and fashionable, and he even knew how to post comments online.

But after posting this comment, the old man seemed to feel that it was not enough, and added: "It's just that this kid is a bit dog-like, but I like him, old man."