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Chapter 101 Batman and Robin

Wow~

With the sound of the toilet flushing and the sink running, Depp walked out of the toilet in the Batcave.

"Huh~ I pooped a lot, Bruce, the bathroom in the Batcave is really comfortable." Depp said leisurely.

"Well, you can like it, but" Bruce stared at the metal box in Depp's hand and asked, "What is this? I don't remember anything in my Batcave."

There is a Dionysian factor in this thing, but I can't tell you directly.

Depp directly raised the metal box in front of Bruce and said nonsensically: "This? This box is mine. Of course you have never seen it. As for the thing inside, it is cake~"

"cake?"

Bruce made a confused sound.

Depp nodded and said, "Yes, this is my excrement just now."

Bruce:

Bruce, who finally understood, immediately stepped aside and made a motion of retching.

"Are you sick? Why do you pack your excrement and bring it out?!"

Depp said matter-of-factly: "Of course, because I was afraid of making your Batcave stink, I specially brought boxes from home to pack them up and take them away."

Why is Uncle Bruce who often visits his home behind the Bat mask?

What Alfred threw to the ground turned out to be a naughty kid wearing a red and yellow combat uniform.

"Hahahaha, Daddy Depp, I knew you were Batman!" Dick laughed and raised the bat hood, and then said in shock: "Uncle Bruce?!"

I believe you as a ghost!

Bruce roared inwardly, but for the time being he couldn't figure out why Depp would do such a disgusting thing.

With the ability to transfer water molecules with a maximum teleportation distance of about five kilometers, Depp said it is a simple batch to teleport directly from the Batcave to the ground.

The door to the Batcave opened, and Alfred returned with an unknown creature that was struggling.

Aren't you supposed to be Iron Fist?

Dick reluctantly grabbed the flesh of the stunned Bruce's face and kept pulling.

When Bruce found out it was Dick, he had already let down his guard, but this time, Dick actually took off his mask.

He took off a one centimeter square metal block from his collar, which was the miniature locator made by Dick.

Finally, he felt that he must let Alfred clean the entire Batcave tomorrow!

In the end, he gave up. This was not Depp wearing an Uncle Bruce mask. Batman was really Uncle Bruce.

He used the knowledge he had to make a WeChat tracker in advance and put it on Depp's father.

He felt that although he had changed the fate of many villains and saved Dick's parents.

But in any case, after being followed by a stupid kid for so long without noticing it, the young master should strengthen his anti-stalking awareness.

Suddenly, Bruce thought, did this guy make up a reason to take away his own excrement because he wanted to prevent himself from extracting his DNA from the excrement?!

Yes, that’s definitely the case!

Bruce thought he had correctly guessed Depp's real intention of pretending to be shit, but he didn't expect Depp to be so cautious.

The fingers holding the locator were slightly pressed, and after a spark, Depp flattened it and threw it into the river.

Depp had actually discovered that Dick had placed a locator on himself, but he ignored it and used a trick to lure Dick into the Batcave.

What a trouble!

When he saw Depp put the box containing poop on the table in the Batcave, Bruce hesitated to speak.

"You were able to follow me all the way without being discovered!" Bruce looked down at Dick with some admiration and said, "Why are you following me, little guy?"

Dick's eyes flashed, and he grabbed the bat hood on Bruce's head with a grin on his face.

But becoming Batman's first Robin is Dick's destiny.

But this is still too disgusting!

After all, no matter how strong the anti-tracking awareness is, it is impossible to see someone slowly following your path from thousands of meters away.

Judging from the current situation, Dick feels that his guess is indeed correct. Father Depp is Batman!

Watch me expose you right now, Daddy Depp!

There was a trace of reproach in Alfred's expression. He didn't know why the child could follow him all the way without letting the young master find out.

Gently throwing the struggling creature to the ground, Bruce walked over and took a look.

Just when Bruce felt there was shit in the room and was restless, Depp was still immersed in the joy of obtaining the Dionysian factor.

So, he followed all the way.

He didn't know how to explain all this to Dick, saying that he was actually a Batman fanatic?

This kid obviously doesn’t believe it!

While Bruce was puzzled, Depp had already reshaped his body by the river.

"Hey!" Bruce sighed.

Dick lowered his head at this time, but there was a smile of success on the corner of his mouth.

"Alas!" Dick sighed after realizing that he had seen the truth of the matter.

Today, he saw from the positioning device that Depp's father went to a place he had never been to before.

When a child, the greatest hero in his heart, is not his father, it is inevitable that he will feel a little sad.

Learned!

Bruce narrowed his eyes slightly, saying that he would have to be more cautious in his actions and life in the future to avoid being discovered by others.

Dick was a little confused when he discovered Batman's true identity. Where is Depp's promised father?!

Because he has a positioning device for navigation, Dick keeps himself far away from the positioning distance. This is why Bruce did not find Dick.

Bruce immediately recognized it. This was Depp and Selena’s adopted son, Dick Grayson!

Bruce looked at Alfred questioningly.

The latter explained: "I just came out of the Bat Cave and saw this little guy hiding secretly by the river. He looked like he had followed you all the way, Master."

Dick immediately realized that that might be the headquarters of Depp's father, Batman.

Bruce turned around helplessly and found that Depp had disappeared at some point, and there was still a puddle of water stains where he had been sitting.

Damn Depp, you run really fast!

It is said that the Batcave is three thousand meters underground, and the only way out is through the passage behind Alfred. How did Depp get out?

Fighting to protect this world is what Dick wants to do most.

Therefore, Depp used Dick's little thoughts to let him meet Batman.

Depp looked back at the Batcave, then jumped into the air and left quickly.

Having accomplished this, he felt that his mission had been completed. As for whether Bruce would have a little helper called Robin, it was up to them to decide.

(End of chapter)