I'm a young and handsome guy, and my fighting power is off the charts at the beginning?
Chapter 36 I won't let the wild boar bite your ass
"Fuck, what did I see? These two people are riding wild boars. Isn't this way of appearance too cool? Even the God of Gamblers in the movie seems to be a little inferior!"
"Wild boar? Could it be that this wild boar ran down from Mount Li behind our Licheng? But a wild boar is not a horse, how can it be ridden obediently? Could these two people be a couple of gods and know how to tame animals?"
"Where did this man and woman come from? Why do they look a little familiar? But the man is handsome and has a strong and upright body, and the woman is beautiful and generous, with a first-class hot body. They really look like a perfect match!"
"Riding a wild boar is so cool, how can I miss Lu Fen? I can pay, any amount is fine!"
...
There are already three to five thousand people gathered in Yida Plaza. Everyone was ready to enjoy the next game, but they were interrupted by Zhong Mo and Bai Lu. Everyone looked at the swift and fierce wild boar and retreated to both sides, leaving a three- or four-meter-wide aisle for the two of them, one wild boar each.
Zhong Mo controlled the second senior brother to come to the bottom of the stage and went down to the ground with Bai Lu.
He patted the wild boar's head, smiled and nodded, "Second senior brother, you performed well just now, this fruit is for you, stay aside, don't disturb us to participate in the competition!"
After saying this, he took out an apple from his arms and stuffed it directly into the wild boar's mouth.
The wild boar didn't care at all, but raised his head, half-closed his eyes, hummed twice with pride, then twisted his fat buttocks, walked to a corner, lay there, and began to eat the apple.
Zhong Mo Bai Lu first greeted Deng Chao and others briefly, then set his eyes on the fat middle-aged man, and asked with a smile: "Sir, are we not late?"
The fat man didn't expect that he had just said a few sarcastic words and was immediately slapped in the face.
His face looked a little ugly, he gritted his teeth, and said unhappily: "Actually, you are late..."
"Roar, roar, roar!"
Before he finished speaking, the wild boar had stood up, his eyes glowed fiercely, staring at him, his two hind legs slightly bent, already in an attacking posture, and his brutal roar was deafening and resounded through the sky.
Spicy next door!
I, the old pig, was almost vomiting blood in order to rush, and you dared to say that my big brother was late?
Believe it or not, I, the old pig, will let you taste what a thousand-year killing is?
Everyone's face suddenly changed, and they retreated to the back, looking at the wild boar with a little more fear in their eyes!
This is the real wild boar!
Even tigers and lions have to retreat when they see it!
"Plop!"
Where has the fat man ever seen such a fierce and terrifying wild boar?
He instantly felt a chill from the soles of his feet to his brain, and he couldn't help but shivered, his legs softened, and he knelt directly on the ground.
"Second Brother, what are you yelling about? Didn't he say that we can't compete? Can't you wait until he finishes talking before you get angry? You are reckless and impulsive, and you are easily fooled by others. Come and give him a slap on the hand!"
Zhong Mo's face darkened slightly, and he criticized him harshly.
The wild boar came to Zhong Mo obediently, lay on the ground, and raised his two front hooves, but there was still a trace of dissatisfaction on his face, as if he had suffered a great injustice, and his heart was chilled.
"First, he didn't finish talking, but you took his words out of context and acted arbitrarily. Should you beat him?"
"Second, even if you want revenge, can't you find a place where there is no one? You hurt people in public, aren't you afraid that the inspector will catch you and make you into a roast suckling pig?"
"Third, I haven't thought about it yet, I'll give him a slap on the hand first!"
Zhong Mo bent down, grabbed one of its front hooves, and then picked up a piece of wood from somewhere and gently beat it ten times.
"Are you convinced?"
"Hurulu!"
The wild boar nodded quickly, indicating that it accepted all of Zhong Mo's criticism.
However, when it walked towards its original position, its eyes would still fall on the fat man from time to time, flashing a frightening cold light, as if it wanted to remember his appearance firmly.
"Sir, you don't have to pay attention to it. Whether we can participate in this competition depends on your words. I am the most upright and selfless person. I will never bear grudges, let alone let the wild boar bite your butt!"
Zhong Mo quickly ran onto the stage and helped the fat man up, with a gentle smile on his face.
"Hiss!"
When the fat man heard this, his eyes widened, his brain was congested, and he almost fainted on the ground.
Is he being threatened by this man and a wild boar in public?
Are you guys going too far?
I, Song Hongming, am a man who stands tall and upright, and is in the top ten of the Licheng Rich List. I am worthy of the heavens and the earth. How can I be threatened by you?
You got the wrong person!
Thinking of this, his eyes flashed with determination, he coughed twice, and then said loudly: "In fact, before you came, I had been looking at the time, I remember it clearly. The moment you entered Yida Plaza was 4:59:25, not even 5 o'clock, so you are fully qualified to participate in this competition!"
That's right!
I'm not threatened!
I'm just telling the truth!
And!
My watch was just set three minutes ahead this morning!
"Thank you!"
Zhong Mo cracked his mouth, laughed, patted his shoulder, turned around and walked off the stage.
"But!"
A sinister smile appeared on the fat man's face, "Our competition is a formal competition. Not everyone can participate, so if you two want to have this qualification, you must first accept the challenge!"
"Accept the challenge first? What challenge?"
Zhong Mo and Bai Lu were both slightly stunned, confused.
Wu Jin walked up to the two of them and lightly punched Zhong Mo's chest with his right fist, his face full of envy.
"Zhong Mo, it hasn't even been a day, but you have already become famous all over China. We seniors are very embarrassed to see you. I really didn't expect you two to rush over on wild boars just now. It's so cool and cool. "
"Brother Angkor, I just happened to be lucky!"
Zhong Mo has never met Wu Jin before, but he made his debut more than 20 years earlier than him, and has made several well-received movies in succession, even if he has not yet filmed "The Wandering Earth" and "Wolf Warriors" in this life series, but it is still a front-line celebrity.
In front of others, Zhong Mo really didn't have much capital to be arrogant.
When Wu Jin saw that Zhong Mo had a humble attitude and was not complacent at all because of his achievements and did not put anyone else in his eyes, his impression of him improved a lot and he felt that young people like him should be given good guidance. .
"Zhong Mo, Bai Lu, do you know how many people wanted to participate in this competition just now?"
Zhong Mo and Bai Lu both shook their heads.
"More than five hundred couples!"
Wu Jin stretched out his right index finger and explained, "But only fifty pairs succeeded in the challenge, and everyone else lost!"
"What? The chance of success is so low?"
Zhong Mo and Bai Lu's expressions changed and they shouted in unison.
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