I’m Actually a Bigshot

"You think I'm still the little clerk in the printing room back then?" Liu Hai showed a disdainful expression, "I can want any woman I want now, I'm tired of eating porridge and side dishes like you, and I want to change it. Isn't the taste good? And the name 'fox jīng' is too ugly, I really fell in love with Miss Xu at first sight, maybe this is the love destined by God, and it is completely different from a guy like you."

"You..." Chen Fangfang's expression was full of anger, but in the end she didn't say anything and just shrank aside.

Their relationship, from the very beginning, was not equal...

The bus was still on the dark mountain road, but this time it might be a little different.

"Stop! Stop! Take a ride!"

A loud shout came from outside the bus, a sound that had never been heard before.

"Hey!! Park!! We're lost, help us!"

"What's the sound?" Liu Hai swallowed, avoiding Chen Fangfang's sight, and took a few steps along the aisle, "Ahead... Is there someone in front?!"

This is the first time everyone has seen someone other than them!

Just where the bus headlights illuminated, two people with large backpacks who looked like climbers stood there, waving their hands in the direction of the bus on their toes.

"There are people here!" When seeing the two figures, the most excited was Xu Yun, who had been being held by Liu Hai, "There are other people here, we can ask them for help!"

"What do you want!" Chen Fangfang stood aside, looking at Xu Yun jealously, "Look carefully at their faces!"

The bus was getting closer and closer to the two people, enough to make it clear that the two "people" who wanted to take a ride were wearing clothes and carrying bags, but their faces... were drawn with inferior paints!

It's a paper sticker!

"Excuse me, can you take us for a ride?" The two Zhizhangmen were carrying heavy-looking bags, and the bus had already driven in front of them. Zhizhangren's terrible face was just sticking to the door. Pass.

But just when everyone thought the bus wouldn't stop...

"Squeak ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

The bus brakes!

Su Qingxing took Sisi directly to the driver's seat. Now is not the time for him to appear. The most important thing is to use the "story" that follows to conduct the final trial against the three...or two testers. 's judgment.

"Excuse me, hee hee hee hee..."

Liu Hai and the others showed horrified expressions, but the car door was still opened in front of the two paper-pulling people!

Although these two paper-piercing people were wearing human clothes, their bodies were still paper, and they swayed with every step they took, as if they would be swept away by the wind in the next second.

After the two paper-piercing people walked through the door, they bowed deeply.

It really seemed like they were expressing gratitude, but if Liu Hai and the others could see Su Qingxing in the driver's seat, they might be able to understand that the two paper stickers were actually bowing to Su Qingxing and showing respect.

The guide of the underworld is a very noble person for any dead soul.

"Go ahead, try Liu Hai and Chen Fangfang to see if they still have the last kindness." Su Qingxing nodded lightly to the two people.

After that, the two clothed men turned around and walked along the aisle of the carriage.

The bus door squeaked shut and continued on.

"Don't panic, everyone." Liu Hai and others were already sitting in the corner of the last row of the bus, "As long as we stay at the back, we are safe."

But just after Liu Hai's words were finished, one of the paper-tie people suddenly laughed: "Hee hee hee... I finally came back, let's go to the last row, shall we?"

"Good idea, hee hee hee, the last row is so lively!" After the two paper-tie people reached an agreement, they rushed to the last row where Liu Hai and the others were laughing all the way.

"Oops!" Liu Hai shouted badly, but he also knew that they had no way out now, and there was really no other way than to find a dead ghost to lead the paper away!

Sitting next to Liu Hai at the moment was Xu Yun who looked extremely frightened, so Su Qingxing just looked at Liu Hai like that, guessing what he would do.

But what surprised Su Qingxing was...

When Zhi Zharen came to the front, Liu Hai hadn't done it yet. Chen Fangfang, who had always been extremely cowardly, had already shown surprising strength, and even pushed Xu Yun, who was sitting beside her, directly out!

"No ah ah ah! Why me!!" Xu Yun couldn't hold back her feet at all. After hitting the two terrifying paper stickers, she could only close her eyes and let out a piercing scream.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

In the screams, Su Qingxing, like Liu Hai and the others, saw an extremely frightening scene!

Qingchun Xiaotianhou, who was wearing Su Qingxing's school uniform coat, suddenly turned pale, and the face that was originally fair and flushed became flat and rough.

Even after crying many times, the makeup that is still pleasing to the eye suddenly turned into an inferior painting made of inferior paint!

Xu Yun...is turning into a jerk! !

"Liu Hai!" Almost in an instant, Xu Yun, known as the pure and innocent little diva, turned into a paper-tie man in a transparent nightdress. His face was an ugly pattern drawn with inferior paint, and the originally graceful figure became After picking up the cardboard that was folded at random, she rushed towards the bangs with a shrill and frightened voice, "Bang Hai, what happened, I feel so strange, I feel so strange..."

"Don't come here!" Liu Hai was finished now

I don't want Xu Yun to get close at all, and I don't have the feeling of admiring Xu Yun's figure through the nightdress at all, "Stay away from me! Stay away from me!"

"Liu Hai, I'm so scared, what happened!" Xu Yun didn't seem to realize how much her body had changed, and even desperately wanted to throw herself into Liu Hai's arms, "I feel very uncomfortable, yes It's not that I have a fever, Liu Hai, it's okay for you to help me!"

The Xiangruan, who had been looking forward to it, had now become a paper stick with the smell of inferior paint. Liu Hai pushed Xu Yun out almost without hesitation and threw it into the distance.

The development of this kind of thing made Su Qingxing a little bit wide-eyed, but he never thought that those stubborn people would have such ability!

I didn't expect that Chen Fangfang, who had been clinging to bangs all the time, seemed to have no opinion, dared not to speak out, actually used Xu Yun as a scapegoat!

"Hahahahaha!" Seeing such a picture, Chen Fangfang couldn't help laughing, "Hahahahaha! Liu Hai, this is what you call love, it made me laugh to death, hahahaha!"

"Love, so what about love!" Liu Hai looked at Xu Yun, who had fallen to the ground but was now slowly floating, "Where in this world... where is there anything that stays the same! It will always change when the time comes. Xu Yun, stay away from me!"

"Liu Hai... Liu Hai..." After Xu Yun stood up, she still walked in the direction of Liu Hai step by step, "Why did you chase me away? Didn't you let me stay by your side?"

"Hee hee hee." The two men with big backpacks suddenly laughed, "Let's all come and see our new friend, what a beautiful child, hee hee hee hee..."

A whirlwind appeared out of nowhere in the bus compartment, and then a lot of paper people flew out of the two big backpacks like magic, and they were all crowded into the narrow aisle, and there was endless laughter.

"Have you seen my head?" A familiar head rolled out of nowhere and went straight to the last row.

All the people, all the ghosts, have gathered on the bus, and the final scene has begun!

"Bang!! I'm so scared! What happened!"

"Have you seen my head? Why don't you give me your head? Hee hee hee hee..."

"he he he he he……"

All the paper stickers were already crowded in the last row. The paper stick figure that Xu Yun turned into hugged the bangs tightly, and surrounded the bangs with a sweet voice and inferior paint.

"Mr. Liu, aren't you trying to protect me?!"

"Let's play together!" The paper stickers have no thickness, so when they are crowded together, it is like a hell piled up with white paper, covering the bangs little by little.

"Hahahaha!" Chen Fangfang laughed happily.

"Hey..." Chen Xiongbing sighed helplessly.

"Go away! You all go to me!!!!"

Liu Hai pulled out the utility knife unbearably, closed his eyes and slashed frantically back and forth, left and right, whether it was paper or people, he could cut it! It will be all right!

"Ahhhh!" In a trance, Liu Hai heard a scream from Chen Fangfang next to him, and then warm blood splashed on his face.

"Okay, okay..." Liu Hai breathed a sigh of relief, showing a nervous smile, "There is a ghost for the dead, there is a ghost for the dead!"