I'm Actually The Big Villain In The Book

Chapter 95 Young Master is really hard to understand

Song Zhengming spat out blood from the anger, but he didn't die, he just fell back to his chair with his eyes wide open.

But no matter what happens to him in the future, anyway, Wei Changtian can't take off the big hat of "crime of contempt against the emperor" that Wei Changtian gave him.

Everyone never expected that things would develop in such a way, and they all watched in a daze until Liang Zhen's loud laughter sounded not far away.

"Hahaha! Good!"

Liang Zhen suddenly stood up from his seat and walked towards this side, he could see that he was really happy.

He even felt that Wei Changtian's operation was far more enjoyable than slashing Song Zhengming.

"Chang Tian, ​​let's go!"

Now that the matter has been resolved, Liang Zhen is ready to leave happily.

Unexpectedly, Wei Changtian did not move at all: "Uncle Liang, there is still one thing to do."

Liang Zhen was taken aback: "What's the matter?"

"Of course Miss Su Yu."

"This……"

Liang Zhen never expected that Wei Changtian was still thinking about sleeping with a woman at this time.

Although Su Yu would definitely choose her now, she always felt a little bit bullying...

"Chang Tian, ​​this matter..."

Liang Zhen hesitated, but Wei Changtian interrupted with a smile: "Uncle Liang, these are two different things."

"..."

Liang Zhen took a look at Su Yu who had been stunned on the stage and didn't know how to feel at the moment, shook his head and said, "Let's forget it."

"Why forget it?"

Wei Changtian said seriously, "Is it because of that broken poem?"

"Uncle Liang, you have been in the army for decades, killing monsters and killing countless enemies for the peace of the world, but such heroic achievements are not worth a vulgar poem about women?!"

"I don't agree!"

"..."

No, it's all here.

Liang Zhen was speechless for a while, but at the same time he was a little inexplicably moved.

Indeed, I enlisted in the army at the age of sixteen, and after so many years of life and death for Daning, now I can't even sleep with a woman?

sleep! Must sleep!

He immediately stopped refusing, and Wei Changtian also continued to say at this time:

"Besides, it's poetry, I have it too!"

"Since Layman Song thinks his poems are worth a thousand gold, I will give Uncle Liang a poem so that Layman Song can comment on how much it is worth!"

"Paper! Pen!"

With a wave of his hand, Liang Zhen's personal soldiers immediately moved the entire table with pens, inks, papers and inkstones over from the side.

"Shua! Shua, Shua, Shua!"

Without hesitation, Wei Changtian quickly wrote four short poems with a pen, and then handed the paper to Liang Zhen.

"Uncle Liang, this poem is for you!"

"it is good!"

Liang Zhen took the rice paper, thinking it should be a lyric poem similar to "Yun Xiang Clothes Flower Xiangrong", but who knows...

"Hahahaha! Good poetry! This is good poetry!"

The heroic laughter was a little bit louder than before, and the cheerful look on his face didn't look like it was fake.

Everyone was confused for a while, so even Song Zhengming, whose blood was still wet on the corner of his mouth, was staring at the thin rice paper, not knowing what kind of poem Wei Changtian had written.

However, although everyone was very curious, no one dared to urge Liang Zhen, and everyone just looked at each other and waited silently.

It wasn't until the laughter subsided and the thick voice slowly recited the whole poem that everyone's expressions gradually became more exciting.

Some people were so excited that they couldn't be more excited, some opened their mouths in surprise, and some showed blood on their faces...

"Why don't men wear Wu hooks?"

"Heng Dao hits twelve states immediately."

"Please come to Lingyan Pavilion temporarily."

"If a scholar has thousands of households!"

...

Undoubtedly, this poem full of contempt for scholars and scholars was not written for Su Yu, but for Song Zhengming.

But Wei Changtian changed one of the sentences.

The second sentence of the original poem is "Collect Guanshan Fifty States", which has now been changed to "Hengdao Lima Twelve States".

The "twelve states" refer to the twelve states and counties located on the border of Daning, which does not affect the artistic conception of the whole poem.

"Layman Song, do you understand this poem?"

After Liang Zhen finished reciting the poem, Wei Changtian smiled and leaned over to look at Song Zhengming: "Do you want me to explain it to you?"

"you……"

Song Zhengming's eyes widened, his body trembling uncontrollably.

"It seems that I don't understand."

Wei Changtian shook his head pretending to be surprised, and explained to himself: "This poem means that a man should do more things to kill monsters and enemies, instead of just showing off his pen and ink in this land of smoke and willows."

"If you don't believe me, you can go to the Lingyan Pavilion where the imperial court honors the heroes, and count how many scholars and bachelors there are?"

"Well, that's roughly the case, do you understand now?"

"Huh? Layman Song was quite eloquent just now, why is he not talking now?"

"How about I speak more bluntly?"

Wei Changtian leaned close to Song Zhengming's ear, who was about to faint from anger, and whispered, "I mean, a hypocrite like you..."

"It's not a man."

"..."

"Pfft!"

The bloody arrows shot into the air like pillars.

Song Zhengming actually rolled his eyes and passed out after spraying the blood.

"Uncle Liang."

Wei Changtian smacked his lips and straightened up, facing Liang Zhen who was still immersed in the poetic flavor and couldn't own it, he said, "We can go now."

"it is good!"

Liang Zhen came back to his senses, and turned to look at Su Yu on the stage.

The latter was too scared to speak at this time, but the fat county magistrate reacted quickly enough and hurriedly urged: "Miss Su Yu, what are you still doing?! Why don't you hurry up and go with Mr. Liang!"

"Yes Yes……"

Su Yu quickly agreed, but her feet were as if they had been filled with lead, making it difficult to move an inch.

She looked around as if begging for help, but those maids and bustards had long since hid somewhere, and there was no one around her for a while.

Fortunately, at this time, a woman with a veil came up from the stage and stretched out her hand to give her a gentle pull.

"Don't be afraid."

Yang Liushi supported Su Yu, and smiled softly, "They won't eat you again."

"..."

Although Su Yu knew that the woman in front of her was here with Wei Changtian, she did relax a lot after hearing this sentence, at least she was able to take a step forward.

She followed Yang Liushi and thanked her in a low voice.

"Su Yu thanked... madam."

"Hehehe, what kind of lady am I?"

Yang Liushi smiled happily, and said softly: "I was an oiran just like you before."

"It was only later that he was deceived by a poem by Mr. Wei."

"what?"

Su Yu was taken aback, and subconsciously asked, "Dare to ask my sister which song it is?"

"It's the tight song you envy..."

Yang Liushi ignored Su Yu's astonished gaze, and silently raised her eyes to Wei Changtian who was not far away.

"Yun Xiang clothes Hua Xiangrong..."

"Heng Dao immediately hit the twelve states..."

"Young master, one day I will understand you..."

...

After a stick of incense.

Wei Changtian and others took Su Yu back to the inn in a carriage.

But after the carriage drove a certain distance, Wei Changtian seemed to suddenly remember something, and shouted, "It's broken! I forgot one thing!"

"What's the matter, son?"

Yang Liushi was looking at him thoughtfully at first, but now she also became nervous: "What did you forget?"

"Miss Yumeng!"

Wei Changtian's expression was extremely annoyed: "I forgot to take her back too! It cost me a hundred taels of silver!"

Yangliu Poetry: "..."

It's really hard to understand, son.

(end of this chapter)