I’m Admiring the Zerg

He Yi raised his hand and lightly rubbed his forehead with his thumb: Ah, this **** desire to win.

He glanced at the "happy fat" of the fat white male worm, and withdrew his gaze, his voice was calm: "Tsk, your body is afraid that your female servant will be squeezed out of breath. Okay?"

"Your maid doesn't mind, it's really... a love that makes insects envy."

The fat white male worm didn't know which pain point he was poked and shivered with anger. He put down his upturned legs and stood up with a swish, and the fat on his stomach danced a tap dance.

"You...you bad worm! Later, when my maid comes out, I must let him take care of you!"

He Yi shrugged: The conscience of heaven and earth, he really just envy from the heart. He glanced at the square handkerchief with pastry crumbs stuck in his hand, and sighed regretfully: Oh, he didn't even have time to show off the gift that his daughter-in-law sewed by himself. Why is the other party so angry?

Seeing He Yi burying his head in silence, the white fat male became even more excited, and continued to speak harshly: "Wait for me!"

"This big brother, deliberately hurting a male is a felony." He Yi rolled his eyes gracefully.

Young worms don’t talk about martial arts. Even his grandfather He dared to provoke, he just didn't know how high the sky was.

"Hey, it's his honor to go to jail for me!" The fat male worm raised his chin proudly and looked down at the worm who dared to offend him. He is a high-level male who has just been upgraded to S-rank, and the male in front of him is obviously a raw face, and his rank is of course lower than him.

The poor white and fat male was lucky to be promoted to S rank because of excessive knocking on the spar, and he just missed the news of He Yi's return when he was resting at home. At this time, he didn't know the The status of the male insect he despised is more noble than him.

He Yi got up and picked a farther chair to sit down after hearing the remarks of the fat male worm, "You are really a scumbag."

Cherish life and stay away from scum.

Bai Pan male turned his back angrily, and the two worms stopped talking.

…

The comparison drama of the female servant has passed forty-five stars.

A good-looking female came in and bowed slightly to the fat white male, "Excuse me, Your Highness Cape, your female servant refuses to tolerate the threshold test, do you see if Need to be enforced?"

The fat white male scratched the back of his head and said in a low voice, "If he doesn't want to, forget it."

The girl looked embarrassed and lowered her volume, "However, he refused..."

As she was talking, a female worm in a military uniform walked in at the door, with red hair and red eyes, beautiful eyebrows, and a beautiful worm.

After stepping into the door, Mei Zong paused indistinctly, and walked straight to He Yi, "You must be Your Excellency He Yi, who has been in the limelight recently, right?"

He Yi glanced at him more because of the military uniform, and nodded politely.

After staring at He Yi for a few seconds, Mei Zong burst into an extraordinarily enchanting and charming smile, and said with a complicated expression: "I thought that Admiral Zhao would take a fancy to that flower of Gao Ling once he was tempted. What a peerless worm, it turns out that he is looking at his face."

He Yi was uncomfortable, raised his hand and touched the tip of his nose with his index finger, and asked angrily, "Do you know Ah Zhao? May I ask who you are?"

"Lan! What's going on? You hook up with other insects in front of me, you are so hungry. Can't stand it?" The fat white male ran over and grabbed the wrist of the beautiful insect, exhaling heavily .

"Why, you care about me?" Mei Zong smiled evilly.

The fat male worm dragged the beautiful worm to the side, his eyes were red with anger, "This is the first time I have seen a scumbag like you!"

"Is that so? I don't see many males as cheap as you are, Your Highness Cape Cape." Mei insect tugged at her tightly pulled wrists and retorted.

Cape, the fat white male, closed his eyes, raised his sleeves and wiped away the big tears on his face, put his hands behind his back, raised his chin, turned his head and shouted to the female waiter Said: "I want to teach the rules!"

"Now! Now!"

"I want to see today, is it your Lieutenant General Lan's tough mouth or the tough whip here!"

Impossible.

Crack! The whip slashed through the air.

Cape took out a softly made long whip with ferocious barbs from the display cabinet and hit the ground hard:

"Kneel down!"

The motion was as still as a mountain, and with a soft "snort", "You hit me on my knees today, count me as a loser."

He Yi, who was forced to watch a love-hate drama, touched his chin: Sure enough, this worm, the more it lacks, the more it needs to be exposed. No, it's obviously a state of broken emotions, but it's abruptly exposed to a sweet, warm, quiet time.

He took a silent step back, trying to shrink his presence. It is better to keep the private affairs of the Bie Chong family less involved, otherwise both parties will be embarrassed.

Crack!

The whip hit the ground again.

He Yi turned his back, pricked up his ears and counted: one whip, two whips, three whips...nine whips... He was very surprised, listening to this voice, the male named Capee probably got it Parkinson's? The hand trembled, and every whip hit the ground, not even touching the female's hair.

At this time, the door of the lounge was pushed open. Two more worms came in, Admiral Zhao and the staff of the testing center.

He Yi turned around and asked in surprise, "Have you finished the inspection?"

"Azhao, where are your clothes?!"

He greeted him, frowned at the female's upper body that was not covered by any clothes, untied his long trench coat and put it on the other side, and closed it again. It's really worrying, I'm naughty when I don't see you, and I don't know how to cherish myself.

Zhao clutched his coat tightly, his knuckles turning white.

The hero began to punish him. He is not afraid of pain or injury. On the contrary, he has suffered countless injuries on the battlefield, and he has been on the edge of life and death countless times. But when he thought that he was being punished for dissatisfying the hero, his heart ached.

He took a deep breath and felt the sweet, pure and fragrant male pheromone smell on the coat.

Yes, the hero still loves him.

At least she gave him a coat to cover up his face, and he didn't embarrass him in public places like the street or in the mall. He should be content.

He lowered his head and blinked away the mist in his eyes.

Then knelt down slowly: "Master."

Seeing the female worm kneeling down obediently, the female worm instructor who came in with Zhao bowed to He Yi and asked for instructions: "Your Excellency He Yi, the basic inspection has been completed, and now it is the part of teaching rules, you can feel free to do whatever you want. Pick a pointer, will you do the whipping later, or will I do it for you?"

This long string of information sounded like a landmine in He Yi's ear. He was still on the spot before he recovered from the huge shock. The voice of iron is not steel, "Admiral Zhao, is this the good, heroic and master you have chosen from thousands of years of guarding your body like jade for sixty-eight years?"

Zhao looked up and followed the sound, "Lan? Why are you here?"

"Why, this is not your private planet, you are allowed to be here, and I am not allowed to come?!" Lieutenant General Lan, who had just been domineering when facing Cape, now becomes A cat whose tail was trampled.

Seeing that the "Lan's Cat" has a tendency to get angry, Zhao hurriedly brushed his hair, he shook his head and said warmly: "You are still so easy to fry your hair, don't be so stubborn after marrying a worm, be softer ."

The forced match cannot be changed. How Lan will live in the future is up to His Royal Highness Cape. Now, relying on His Royal Highness’s love, he will be unscrupulous in the future.

Lieutenant General Lan listened to the words of persuasion, but he was not swayed, like a giant mutant long-tailed wasp that was provoked, stinging when he saw a bug.

"It's alright now, why don't you kneel and trample on this male worm? I'm blushing for you!"

Lan's eyes spit fire, "And you, Cape, have the ability to beat me to death here! I said that the time limit was half a year to get together and leave, but I didn't give you that half a year. Is it comfortable to serve? Do you have to bind me with marriage so that I can be tortured every day?"

The whip in Capet's hand trembled and hit the ground again.

Lan raised his eyelids mockingly, turned his head and glared at He Yi, "Oh, Your Honorable He Yi, aren't you very proud? Master Zhao brought this silly bug to his feet with a hot heart. Side madness. Lick. It tastes good, right?"

He Yi, who finally understood the situation, leaned over to help the female on the ground, half-armed the female's waist, licked the dry lips, and smiled:

"The taste...really good."

Like a color. want. Heartbroken villain.

Lan was deflated like a punctured balloon. Yeah, what can he do? It was impossible for him to protect himself, and he even tried to save Admiral Zhao, who had crushed him regardless of his ability or IQ.

It's too much.

A matter that is willing to fight and suffer, he will not solve the problem, but will only make Admiral Zhao suffer more.

But he is not reconciled, why is the insect **** so unfair! He admitted that he was wrong, but what did Admiral Zhao do wrong? Throwing blood for the empire? Or smear the ground for the liver and brain of the insect people? In the end, I will be humiliated by a **** male worm who came out of nowhere!

His idol, his lifelong pursuit, his best friend. in front of him...

Looking at the military female's expression, she knew that the other party must have misunderstood something, He Yi explained aloud:

"Lieutenant Lan has misunderstood you. I don't have any thoughts of trampling and insulting Ah Zhao."

"This time I came with him to protect him, I was worried that he would be bullied by a bug."

"After all—" His warm voice paused, and with a chuckle, he brushed a handful of the female admiral's short blond hair, smiling, "He's really stupid."

Lan: "..." So, is he wrong?

Zhao: "..." I'm not stupid.

Cape: "..." Is this a bowl of dog food?

After clearing up the misunderstanding, He Yi turned his gaze to the stunned female instructor, "Excuse me, can this part of the religious rules be subtracted? I ask as his hero." The worm star with the male as the sky will definitely be based on the wishes of the male worm, not to mention a rare pure natural higher male worm.

"Yes, yes." The female instructor nodded mechanically: "You have the final say."

"So today's medical examination is over?" He Yi asked.

"Ah? There is one last item, pregnancy test." The female instructor replied: "This is very fast, don't waste time."

He Yi took Ah Zhao's slightly wet worm paw and shook it gently, signaling the female worm instructor to lead the way, "Let's go, let's go and test this item as well."

He turned his head and glanced at the two happy friends who were dumbfounded behind him, "Lieutenant General Lan, Your Excellency Capet, excuse me."

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