I’m Almost At Immortal Ascension, You Say You Want Me To Be The Prince?

"A watermelon is round and round.

Cut it in half.

Half of you come, half of him.

For you you don't.

He won't accept it for him.

......"

"Guanyin maid, Liniang, what are you doing?"

As soon as Li Shimin entered the door, he saw his wife and daughter gesturing, and they were chanting strange words while gesturing.

What watermelon is round and round, split in two, half for him, half for you...

Li Shimin was messed up in the wind.

"Aye!" Li Lizhi ran over first.

"Erlang, you are here, this is the Fist Technique that Muer taught us."

"Fist Technique?"

"Well, it is said to be able to exercise, which has a preventive effect on qi disease."

"Really?"

"Aye, Mu Big Brother also taught us a formula."

"Mantra?"

Li Shimin suddenly twitched the corners of his mouth. Don't tell me what round and round watermelon you were just talking about?

When I asked, it was really fucking.

Li Shimin directly covered his face.

As a professional slasher, Li Shimin has never seen Saber Technique Sword Technique Fist Technique.

That's it? Fist Technique?

Are you kidding me?

After killing Wei Zheng, Li Shimin didn't believe this was Fist Technique.

Well, even though he really wanted to kill Wei Zheng, he still didn't believe it was Fist Technique.

At this moment, Li Mu just came out of the room after completing today's cultivation.

"Hey, Lao Li, you are here!"

"Little Li Mu, what Fist Technique do you teach?"

"Tai Chi!"

"Tai Chi? Never heard of it."

"Oh, it's just a name, you call it a super invincible beautiful girl and no one cares about you."

"..."

"But I think this Fist Technique is weak and weak. It's not bad for women to strengthen their bodies. Why don't they call it...female boxing!"

puff!

Uhhhhhhhh...

Li Mu almost choked himself without a mouthful of water.

"Lao Li, are you serious?"

"Ah, is there any problem?"

"No no, you just have to be happy."

Li Mu was speechless. It's better not to delve into this topic, so he quickly changed the topic.

"By the way, Lao Li, did you give the emperor the drawing?"

"Give it."

As soon as he talked about this, Li Shimin frowned, and then continued, "Boy Li Mu, you are really a powerful tool for promoting agriculture. I have such a powerful tool in Datang, and it will last forever..."

"Okay, Lao Li, you just want to make Datang for generations to come, and you want to eat a fart."

"Uh, well, someone is arrogant."

Li Shimin thought about it carefully. It was indeed that he was thinking too well. It is a good thing to reinvigorate farming internally, but to defend against the enemy, now Datang is surrounded by wolves, which is far from the generations.

Therefore, as soon as he thought of this, Li Shimin instantly calmed down.

"Boy Li Mu, the countermeasure you said last time doesn't seem to work. No one on Shuofang responded."

"Nonsense, Li Er didn't put pressure on him. Why did people come to kneel and lick them? Is it because Li Erchang is handsome?"

"..."

Li Shimin's mouth twitched and twitched.

"Then what do you say?"

"It's one thing to send an army to suppress the situation. It's one thing to fight or not. If it causes psychological pressure, then it will be twice the result with half the effort."

Um?

It seems to make sense.

I saw Li Mu continue to say, "Suofang is located at the Jiziwan of Hetao. This position is very important. It is also the choke point for Turks to enter and exit the Tang realm. It must be taken down.""However, the army is crushing the border, and the Turks are rushing to aid Shuofang. What should be done?"

"Anla Lao Li, as long as the timing is right, the Turkic guys will have a million troops, but we can't do anything."

"Huh? What do you say?"

"Let me figure it out, there will be heavy snow this winter, and the roads will be blocked by the snowy mountains on the Turkic side. Moreover, under the raging snow disaster, it is estimated that it is impossible to protect myself. Therefore, the life and death of Liang Shidu, the Turkic can't take care of it."

When Li Shimin heard this, his tiger's body was shocked, "Wait, you will wait for me, what do you mean by pinching and counting, can you be more reliable?"

"Why, I have to inherit from the immortals, you don't know, why are you making such a fuss?"

"..."

Li Shimin felt that this matter was a bit fantasy, so wait a bit, and let's talk about it first.

At this moment, Changsun Wugou and Li Lizhi walked out of the kitchen, holding a stove in one hand and a pot in the other.

"Jiro, come and taste this hot pot."

"hot pot?"

Li Shimin looked dumbfounded, what the hell is hot pot?

"Aye, this is the cooking method taught by Big Brother, but it's delicious." Li Lizhi said excitedly.

"Yes, Erlang, Liniang and I have often eaten this kind of food these few days. It's good. You can try it too."

Li Shimin looked at Li Mu with a puzzled expression.

"What you look at, the new way of eating, it's better to eat in winter."

Although winter has not yet arrived, summer has passed, and autumn in Chang'an is colder than in the south.

Li Mu was a southerner in his previous life, so autumn here is no different from winter to him.

So I made the hot pot thing in advance, and now there are more people in my family, it's just right to eat hot pot.

The charcoal fire was very vigorous, and soon the bottom soup began to boil.

"Come on, pick meat, shabu-shabu."

"Old Li, try this, I like this the most."

Li Mu Shubu put a spoonful of beef slices in Li Shimin's bowl.

"Dip it in chili sauce, it's delicious."

Li Shimin followed Li Mu's method, picking up a slice of beef, dipping it in the chili sauce, and putting it in his mouth.

Smash it...

"Huh? It's delicious, what kind of thing is this, it's so refreshing."

"Beef, of course it's delicious, let me tell you how old Li..."

puff!

Li Shimin spit out the beef directly.

Anyhow, Li Mu is now an entry-level immortal cultivator, and his spells can't be used for the time being.

But it's okay to respond quickly, just brush it over with a sleeve.

All the ground beef flew back to Li Shimin's face instantly.

"beef?"

"Ang, is there any problem?"

"You actually eat beef?"

"Beef is so delicious, why not eat it?"

"you this……"

Just as Li Shimin was about to yell at him, Changsun Wugu hurriedly grabbed his arm.

"Erlang calms down!"

Li Shimin's face changed, and finally he could only sigh helplessly.

"Little Li Mu, you know that eating cows violates the law of Tang Dynasty."

"Huh? It's illegal to eat beef? I don't know!"

"Datang farm cattle are scarce. If you eat a cow, you will lose that you don't know how much fertile land is produced."

Then Li Shimin shared the basic knowledge of Datang farming with Li Mu.

After listening to Li Mu, he looked incredible. He really didn't expect that Datang would be short of cattle to such a degree.

According to Li Shimin, in some places, a whole village shares a cow.

It can be seen the scarcity of cattle.

As a traverser, Li Mu did not have the concept of lack of cows in the world before crossing, so that after crossing, he still stayed in the previous inertial thinking.

"It's not Old Li, you guys who are officials without cattle can't figure out how to increase the cattle inventory?"

"It's easy to say, how can I improve?"

"It's not that hard!"

Um?

It's not difficult, why are you kidding me again?

"Do you have a way?"

"It's not enough to store green fodder and then raise cattle in enclosures."

"..."

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