I’m Almost At Immortal Ascension, You Say You Want Me To Be The Prince?

Picking up soap is an art.

It pays attention to a posture.

The pick is called a macho.

Bad picking is called gay.

Of course, there are also people who burst into tears while picking them up, such as a certain crossing dog.

Looking at the soap in a whole warehouse, Li Mu couldn't help sighing.

Recently, I came to pick up soap every day for fear that the soap would get damp.

After all, a whole stock of soap, it can’t be sold, it’s a crime!

As for why it can't be sold?

It's all tears.

I thought I created soap, the favorite of Tang hunks.

It will definitely make a fortune.

After all, this is how history travel novels are written.

How many traversers old seniors made their fortunes by this stuff.

But who knew it would be planted in his hands.

Before, Li Mu asked Li Simo to help collect a lot of soda sticks.

The money spent is all real money, plus the labor costs and material costs of the production process.

Although there are a lot of this stuff in the Hetao area, the ground grows wildly, and no one wants to pick this stuff. It was not until Li Mu said that he wanted to buy this stuff on a large scale, which triggered a wave of picking soda in the Hetao area.

But it also costs money to buy it.

Daddy's money is not from the wind.

At that time, after the pickled soda beans were burned into alkaline soil, Li Mu enthusiastically produced a large number of soaps.

Who knows that after producing a lot of soap, it can't be sold!

Because for the people in the Loop, this stuff is superfluous.

Why does daddy spend money to buy this stuff for washing hands or taking a bath?

How much daddy money is burned!

So Li Mu’s soap has no market at all, and there are a lot of stocks, and I don’t know how to deal with it.

This is undoubtedly Li Mu's most failed investment since he traveled through the Tang Dynasty, and he lost his grandma's house.

After this incident, Li Mu was so scared that Li Mu didn't even dare to produce toilet paper, so this thing and soap should be almost urine-like.

Want to know what ancient people used to go to the toilet?

Use the toilet!

What the hell is the toilet chip?

A piece of bamboo, used for scraping, can be recycled after washing it, you imagine.

Recyclable things and disposable things, Li Mu knows the choices of the people of Datang with his knees!

Fortunately, Li Mu didn't mass produce toilet paper. He only produced some for his own use.

I don't dare to let people know, this is to let the scholars like Kong Yingda know that he wiped his butt with paper, so that old Kong can kill him with a knife, which is insulting to gentleman!

But what about the soap in this warehouse? Li Mu said it was painful.

Until Li Simo returned from reporting to Chang'an City.

"Little Li, you can't sell these soaps anyway, so let's give it to Xiao Wang!"

"Send? Do you treat me as a fool?"

"Uh...Would you like Xiao Wang to pay for it?"

"If you have money, it's easy to talk about. The princess sits down and talks slowly."

As soon as Li Mu heard that he was rich, he immediately began to talk in a friendly manner.

Li Simo said that I can buy these items, but the price cannot be too high.

At that time, Li Mu had the joyful feeling of catching the wrongdoer. Anyway, he sold it at the original price and he didn't lose money.

So Li Mu readily agreed.

While handing over, praised Li Simo for his righteousness!

After the handover, Li Mu asked him what do you want this thing for?Li Simo said that he would send it to relatives and friends! There is also a reward for the subordinates to pretend to be forced!

Li Mu patted Li Simo on the shoulder with a touch of emotion, and praised again, "The princess is righteous!"

So Li Mu sold the soap to Li Simo at a low price.

After handling the handover, Li Mu went to work on other projects.

As for Li Simo, after getting this batch of soap, he ran to Chang'an in a flat manner the next day.

What are you going to do?

See Li Shimin!

"Your Majesty, you asked the minister to bring you something."

"Oh? Bring it to me quickly."

Li Shimin had heard that Li Mu had secretly made something called soap, but he didn't tell him, and he was very angry.

Later, I heard that this kid's soap could not be sold, and my heart was suddenly refreshed.

So he secretly ordered Li Simo to fudge Li Mu's soap.

That's why Li Simo bought soap from Li Mu at a low price.

"What is the mystery of this thing?" Li Shimin asked with a piece of soap in his hand.

"This thing is wonderful, it can remove dirt and dirt, and it still retains its fragrance after use."

"Oh? Seriously?"

"Your Majesty doesn't believe me, the minister can show it to you."

After Li Simo finished speaking, he took off his clothes and performed on the spot...

...

Is Li Simo's reality show disgusting Li Shimin? no one knows.

I only know that it didn't take long for Li Shimin's wives, big and small, to start using this kind of soap.

Not to mention, the concubines of the harem said that this thing is very wonderful.

It's not only the concubines in the harem that said this fetish was wonderful, but Li Shimin also thought it was wonderful, especially when he was taking a bath for mandarin ducks, it was so wonderful.

Soon news of the popular use of soap by the nobles in the palace spread.

The people of Chang'an City heard it, fucking! The things that nobles all use must be good things, so they asked about where this thing called soap can be sold.

At this time, some official sales teams who did not want to be named have thick lines.

The thick line is very timely and appropriate, and there is no trace of PS.

The life level per capita of Chang'an City is naturally not comparable to those of Huaiyuan City.

People in Chang'an: How much is the soap?

Salesperson: One piece of 50 texts.

Chang'an people: I bought it.

Proud! Without bargaining.

This has to be replaced by Huaiyuan City, where no one will buy it for five cents.

This is only the retail scene, those who buy wholesale are called local tyrants.

Who will buy wholesale?

Pingkangfang!

In this way, the soap market opened in Chang'an City, and sales were still very hot.

After Li Mu heard the news, a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

God, you are playing with me!

Heart hurts! I think I would not love anymore!

However, what made Li Mu more heartbroken was that after the soap became popular in Chang'an City, Li Simo immediately ran to the grassland to talk to the leaders of the ministries.

"Have you heard of soap?"

The heads of all ministries heard that this thing was something that His Majesty Tian Khan praised, and Tian Khan himself used it.

What are you waiting for?

So the leaders said that they would have such a wonderful thing like Tian Khan.

Li Simo smiled slightly, want to buy? Okay! A bar of soap is 500 wen, no price.

The point is that these idiots actually bought it!

Li Mu was just in cultivation when he heard the news. He was so excited, he vomited blood for three liters and was unconscious. After waking up, he lay on the bed for several days, muttering: "My soap!" My soap!

And at this time, Li Shimin, who was far away in Chang'an, smiled evilly, "Smelly boy, fight with me, you are a bit too tender."

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