I’m Almost Losing to a Muggle

Chapter 212: Drink water and drink it into my head

"Teacher Lin Dong is very young. He is only 22 years old this year. Before his birthday..."

  

   "One day someone saw that he bought twelve big buns, not Xiaolongbao, it must be so big, and posted on Weibo."

  

   "His fans explained that these are our two meals for Dongdong."

  

   "Two meals are also a lot, okay, who can eat six big buns in one meal."

  

   "This matter is still reversed. The uncle who sells steamed buns stepped up and said that he had to eat twelve big steamed buns every morning, just for him, he would have to make an extra cage to sell it."

  

   "The fans came out again to explain, saying that our family Dongdong is growing up, so he eats a lot."

  

   "What kind of body do you have at the age of 22, do you have long fingernails? This year, the only eighteen-year-old gangster is growing up. Isn't it okay? People only eat two of them. Dongdong, do you want to exhaust Grandpa Yuan?"

  

   Tucao Lin boss can eat, but Tucao is good.

  

   turned around and went to spit out the master Kahuang Daan:

  

"Our main coffee today is Huang Daan. Huang Daan is the only common language between me and my mother. My mother and I love Huang Daan. My mother always wanted to have a son like Huang Daan, and I hope from the bottom of my heart, my mother. My dream can come true. It would be great if there were two Huang Daan in the world."

  

   Tucao is not very hard.

  

   But the egg was paused, and he added: "Anyone who wants a face, even a little face, will not be compared with Huang Daan."

  

   Zhang Shaochi was at a loss, why he was shot.

  

  Lin Dong shook his head in his heart, this buddy probably still wouldn't dare to vomit vigorously.

  

   "What are the words, why can't I be compared with Huang Da'an, we are still good friends, and the next one we want to invite is the grimace Wang Congzhi."

  

  Wang Congzhi stepped onto the stage without much smile.

  

   "Actually, I was deceived. Dandan told me that there are beauties here, but only when I came here I found that they were all men."

  

   "I keep saying that jokes are a game of loser. If there are beauties, who will listen to the jokes! If there are beauties, who will tell the jokes!"

  

   "Zhang Shaochi, I thought I would never see this person in my life, but I didn't expect him to come back again."

  

   "Dangdan said just now why he didn't ask me to host. I think it's simple to find Zhang Shaochi, because Zhang Shaochi is invincible, and shameless people are invincible."

  

   Zhang Shaochi was angry.

  

   "Gangzi, this is a kid who has come out to make money to support his family at such a young age. He also wants to follow me to the 80s talk show. How difficult is this family."

  

   "So, someone should take him away."

  

   "I was in the background just now and saw a strange scene, Huang Daan was chatting with Du Qixi, saying that he wanted to play Du Qixi's next movie."

  

   "I see Director Du is sweating."

  

   "I'm so miserable, you have to cheat me, you are the poisonous milk of the entertainment industry."

  

   "Teacher Lin Dong, when Lin Dong first debuted, I heard that he suffered a lot. After running for several months, he waited until the next opportunity because he didn't want to rely on his own appearance to eat."

  

   "Actually, I am also the same. I don't rely on my looks, I don't even rely on my eloquence."

  

   "Lin Dong has a short debut time, but he has played many roles. At first, he was not popular."

  

"After the performance of Master Xing's Kidney Deficiency, there was a fan picking up the plane at the airport. The agent was frightened and said what you were doing. The fan said that he picked up Lin Dong. The agent was very surprised. Okay, Lin Dong. Yes, it’s okay, it’s not going to pass me by hiring someone to impersonate a fan."

  

   "Dandan, my friend, although he doesn't want to say that, he really is."

  

   "Dandan's eyes are so small, he can only read one line of words at a time, and he was given a table book, and he has to read line by line!"

  

   "Let's talk about Huang Daan again."

  

   "Huang Da'an sometimes smiles evilly, I really want to use my Huaxia phone to take his face, not to illuminate his beauty, or simply want to take a picture of his face, the kind of flat shot."

  

   "Thank you, I am Wang Congzhi."

  

  Wang Congzhi shook hands with Huang Da'an before returning to his seat.

  

   "Hey, I still use your Huaxia mobile phone to take pictures of people’s faces. I also use Huaxia mate, which uses 6.1 inches...high performance! Low power consumption! Am I proud?"

  

   The built-in advertising is very embarrassing.

  

   "Next, I will invite Director Du Qixi, Director Du, please be prepared, calm down a little, and switch your identities. Is the 650 million director on stage or the 2 million box office director on the stage."

  

   "We have reason to suspect that between the second movie and the first movie, when you drank water one day, you drank it in your head."

  

   "I heard that the producer wanted to hack him, and then he ran away, fled abroad, accidentally won a prize, and then dared to come back."

  

   "Well, please have us director Du Qixi who was chased by the producer, please applaud!"

  

   Du Qixi laughed and walked onto the stage.

  

   "Hello everyone, this is Du Qixi..."

  

   There was thunderous cheers at the scene. After all, it was the trust of Kleist Cultural Media who came here. This was my family.

  

   "I have to correct a bit. Although the box office gap between my two films is huge, they are not bad films. I am not the same as those bad film directors. Both of my films won big prizes."

  

   "Just now Zhang Shaochi asked me whether I was the 650 million leader or the 2 million small leader. This is actually very easy to solve. You can call me the 650 million leader."

  

   "It is estimated that Teacher Zhang can't understand it because he can't make movies."

  

   "He doesn't know how to act in movies. If he wants to act in my movies, I need to drink more water."

  

   Zhang Shaochi immediately clasped his fists and wanted to act in a movie too much.

  

   "Lin Dong, Dongzi, Dongzi are my friends, my brothers, the kind that can die together."

  

   In the camera, Lin Dong waved his hands again and again, it was so disgusting, people don't want to die with you.

  

   "Our relationship is really strong. When we go to school, the dormitories are connected together. Why are you laughing? I really went to college with him."

  

   "There is no way to look at this thing, my parents gave it, I also want to be handsome like Huang Daan, if I am like him, I can also play bad movies..."

  

   Huang Daan raised his head so that the tears would not flow down.

  

   In fact, by this period, before "China Partners", he didn't have many bad movies.

  

   At most, he said that his dramas were not popular, and the box office lost miserably.

  

   If he knows how bad the films he will pick up in the future~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I guess he can't even raise his head.

  

   "Let's continue talking about Lin Dong."

  

   "Lin Dong filmed a movie with me, "Tuina", one day I was filming a scene, and he called me and said Brother Qixi, come and save me."

  

   Lin Dong covered his face.

  

   There is an illusion that I dug a hole and then buried myself.

  

   I blame him for being so full in advance.

  

   You can talk about anything.

  

   also marked a high price of 10,000 yuan per piece, so that it exceeded his brotherhood with Du Qixi.

  

   Ten thousand yuan is not worth it?

  

   I have a chance to **** this stuff in the future.

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