I’m an Olympic Superstar

In the classroom of the second and fourth grades in the high school of a certain middle school, the teacher has not yet come, and the whole class is already very lively.

"I rely, Kunshen is going to hit the national costume first this evening, I really don't want to study by myself last night."

"Who wants to go, this is the moment to witness the miracle, but tonight the head teacher is watching himself, who dares to run."

"Look and see, Kunshen's live broadcast room has exceeded 2 million viewers, and the live broadcast room is crazy."

"I Cao, but today we are going to fight against dopa. Kunshen must win, and we will win glory for our country."

"Yes, the national dress is the first, and it has always been occupied by a Korean, which is really unpleasant!"

"Look at it, look at it, everyone is starting to shout Kun God."

"I rely on it, it's too hot, no, I have to watch it. The youngest, tell the head teacher, I have a fever, I'm going to flash!" After that, a boy pulled his schoolbag from his desk and ran out. Up the classroom.

"What? Let me take a leave for you and watch Kunshen Live? Take me with you, skip class and skip class, and die."

"Hey, what are you doing?" The squad leader shouted in the back, trying to stop them.

"We want to cheer for Kunshen, we need to see him win glory for the country!" The man who took the lead said very seriously, then looked at the classmates, and could not help yelling: "I want to go to Kunshen Live, now I can go Do n’t miss the opportunity, and later, there is no chance. ”

"Go away, get out!" There was a commotion in the audience. I don't know how many people rushed out.

A lot of students in one class ran away, and those who were eager to move in the next class also gathered courage.

The chain reaction is that the entire teaching building is a sensation. A group of students rushed out, climbing walls and walls, drilling holes, and others rushing out of the door.

"Rely on, what are you going to do?"

"Watch the live broadcast online."

"Run away, I won't be able to do anything later."

"Run at speed."

There were so many black people, more than a hundred people rushed out of the school and ran to the nearest Internet cafe.

Tongshun Internet Cafe!

I am a relatively large Internet cafe, but today is Wednesday, the students are in class, there is not much business, and now there are few people except those who stay overnight.

But at this moment, suddenly a large group of people rushed in from the outside.

"Boss, drive for ten dollars."

"Boss, drive a twenty."

"Brother, I'll help you grab the machine, you hurry."

"okay."

多 More than a hundred people rushed straight in, and the cashier was so scared that his face was pale.

与 此 At the same time, such things are happening all over the country.

八 At eight o'clock in the evening, Xiao Ran has not yet woke up. The popularity of the live broadcast has soared to three million, and the screen is full of dialogue.

"Kunshen, it's time to wake up."

"Is the anchor an accident? It's eight o'clock in the evening and I haven't woken up yet."

"I trust, buddies upstairs, didn't you watch a live broadcast of Kunshen all night last night. I watched you still when Kunshenguan was live broadcast at more than 10 o'clock, did you sleep or just wake up? "

"Sleep you paralyzed, I haven't seen Kunshen hit the national costume first, how can I sleep peacefully?"

"66666! You're awesome. I slept for a few hours and then got up."

"Kunshen, get up quickly."

"Everyone, please be quiet for a while, maybe Kun God at this moment is snoring."

"Cooking upstairs upstairs? Hiccups have opened live studios long ago."

"Hehe, the real okonomiyaki is upstairs. The 撸, others say, it's not snoring, but keke."

"What the hell?"

"Yeah, what the hell?"

"Hey, can't you teach primary school students, dear primary school siblings, brothers and sisters, I'll take a look at the science, this one is, hehehehe, hahahahaha!"

"Upstairs Demon King, identification is complete."

"Hehehehe! Hahahahaha! 666666."

"Primary school students are dissatisfied, don't think we don't understand, hehehehe is just papapa."

"Scared baby, it's so yellow."

"You guys hate it, what is it?"

"Hey, that's what Teacher Cang did."

"Who is Teacher Cang?"

"Don't you know? Does Maria Ozawa know?"

"Who is Maria Ozawa?"

呃 "Uh, do you know Iijima?"

"Who is Iijima Ai?"

"Do you know papi sauce?"

"Rely on it, did Papi Sauce also film?"

"Upstairs, I pretend to be your sister's pure."

"233333333333333."

"Kunshen! Wait for you to appear."

Xiao Ran did not expect that his live broadcast room was rising at the speed of sitting on a rocket. At this moment, he had just woke up and was tired!

Huh ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

生物 Since the live broadcast, the biological clock has been extremely chaotic. After Xiao Ran woke up, she felt sore and her head was confused.

I opened my eyes and stared at the ceiling for a few minutes, and then slowly eased a bit. Then I took out the phone from the pillow and sent a comment in his live broadcast room:

I was always sealed on the bed by a demon called "quilt" recently. Ask the exorcist to break the seal! !! !!

For a moment, netizens exploded.

我 "Fuck, my flag is ready. You said you were sealed by a quilt?"

"Kunshen, to tell the truth, how many times have you chanted since the live broadcast was turned off in the morning?"

"Kunshen, I came from truancy, you can't pit me."

"Yes, Kunshen, a few of our elementary school students themselves are poor, they did n’t eat dinner, they saved money, and they ran away from classes, just to see you in the national uniform first, you ca n’t do that.

"Kunshen, give me a face, get up."

"Someone next to me is a SB jumping god, saying he wants Kun Kun to possess him."

"6666666."

"Kunshen, ten rockets have already been brushed, please ask Kunshen to smile."

"Kunshen, I will give you ten Lamborghini, can you get up?"

"Anchor, what about your heroism? Where is your blood? Where have you been? Stand up and slap it."

Countless viewers in various scolding and begging Xiao Ran to live broadcast, and Xiao Ran glanced, he was really sleepy.

However, Xiao Ran suddenly saw that the live broadcast room actually reached more than 3 million, and immediately jumped out of bed.

"It's not the weekend today, why are there so many people watching the live broadcast."

Xiao Xiaoran was surprised.

Although the live broadcast of Betta Fish is very hot, the traffic from Monday to Thursday is generally very low. Although it is night, it is the time when the audience is the largest in the day.

But he hasn't broadcast live yet, and the audience has reached more than 3 million. Xiao Ran couldn't help but check the ranking of his live broadcast room.

Hewo grass, actually rushed to the top three!

I was right in third place.

(The rankings of the parallel world are different, and the platforms they are on are also different. Please do n’t be more serious ...)

First place is Sao Pig PDD. He was already very popular, and he was comparing Xiao Ran's and dopa's strengths, using the kind of his unique arrogance, so his popularity was high.

The second place is "E-sports Three Ugly" at 50-50. UU reads www.uukanshu.com. He is playing in South Korea and actually met Fick, so the popularity of the live broadcast room is also very high. Why was he blood abused by Fick.

When I said that, I had to introduce Wu Wu Kai.

Twenty-five opened, the former royal family was single, and his real name was Lu Benwei.

Then why is he called Wu Wu Kai?

Because before a match between the royal family and the SKT, the reporter interviewed him with a certain degree of confidence in the line faker. He confidently said, "Open at 55, I often kill him alone ...", but was penetrated in the final. Fick had three pressures on Lu Benwei, so he got the name Wu Kai.

As for the nickname "Three Ugly Gaming" ...

At the first sight of this term, people who do not understand may think that it is three people, indeed three people, but also one person: white, 55 Kai, Lu Benwei.

三个 These three people are all referring to the same person. In the S3 period, the royal mid-single player, his real name is Lu Benwei, the game ID is White, and the nickname is now Wu Wu Kai.

I had a question at the time: "Three ugly e-sports, who is uglier?"

The standard answer is: five to five.

You say that Eason Chan is not good. You can check him online for how many seconds he tweets.

说 You said that BIGBANG relied on his face to eat fire, you can see how many records a song broke.

说 You said Justin Bieber took drugs as a prostitute. You go and see how much money he donated during the earthquake.

You said that Huang Jiaju's death is not good, but you can still hear the glorious years of singing for decades when you walk on the street.

说 You said that the five-five is ugly, I'm sorry, I really can't refute you! !! !!

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