I’m Chasing Rough Guys at 80s

Dark clouds covered the moon.

Yu Jingting stopped walking, Suizi's depressed statement became the only voice in the dark environment.

"Wang Fenfang is right. I have a gram in my life, and my horoscope is not very good."

"It's a good thing you weren't born more than ten years earlier."

"ah?"

"Ten years earlier, your head was full of groundless thoughts and you had to be locked up in a shed. We have to believe in atheism."

"." These words came out of the son of Tiao Dashen, and they were not convincing.

"My mother hasn't been happy since she gave birth to me, and people around me always have unfortunate things happen. My father asked someone to do the math for me, saying that my life is hard to beat the family."

Suizi was very tough in Chen's fashion, but Wang Fenfang's "fate has a restraint" really hit her pain point.

"It's too cheap to smash a piece of glass on him—go, smash the glass in his backyard too." Yu Jingting turned to go back.

"Don't make trouble! I'm telling you something serious!" Suizi gave him a hammer.

"What I'm talking about is also serious! Why didn't he ask our old lady to settle the matter? The old lady gave you the calculation before we argued, saying that you, Wangfu Yizi, gave birth to a son who is capable of giving birth to a daughter who is good-looking and smart. Who married you? Who can make a fortune."

"It's not like our mother really knows how to count—"

"My mother won't count, but the person your black-hearted father finds will be forgotten? It's not true, why don't you choose a nice letter? As long as your father drinks a lot, who can live happily with him Wake up? I am different. You must be happy every day if you live with me."

While stepping on people, don't forget to blow yourself up.

"But it's true that my chickens and ducks don't lay much eggs. Others' pigs have a lot of cubs, but my pigs have one."

A litter of sows can give birth to 5-15 pigs. In contrast, Suizi also feels a little overwhelmed.

"You promise not to beat me, and you won't let me go to the kang. Let me tell you a secret."

"What?"

Yu Jingting made a big decision.

He wants to rot in his stomach about this, he has a bad image in Suizi's heart, telling her what he has done will make the bad image even worse.

But she was so entangled, he couldn't bear to let her continue to be sad, so he could only reluctantly tell her the truth.

"It's not that your chickens and ducks don't lay eggs, but I stole them."

"???"

"It can't be called stealing, it's taking." Taking it without consent is stealing, isn't it taking if the mother-in-law allows it?

Chen Kaide borrowed money and drank big wine all day long, and when he was drunk, he lay around his dead body. Help the mother-in-law to sell and save some living expenses for Suizi.

"In short, you are definitely not from the Ke family. After you get married, our chickens will lay eggs sooner or later. You will definitely be prosperous." Who has a chicken that lays two eggs a day!

"Isn't laying eggs sooner or later because you threw a kicker into the chicken coop to scare the chickens out of their physiology? That doesn't matter—when did you steal my eggs?"

"I take the chicken during the day, and I take it at night. After the lights are turned off in your house, the fence is not high, so I just turned it in."

Speaking of stealing eggs, he also summed up a set of rules.

"You have to observe the cycle. If you pick up the eggs early, the days will gradually pass until the eggs are laid in the evening, and you will have to wait for a while before laying them again."

This powerful egg-stealing theory made Suizi speechless from ear to ear.

"Why doesn't the dog bark?"

"Dare to call?"

A dog happened to pass by, Yu Jingting squinted, looked like Li Youcai's dog?

Pick up a stone and throw it at it, and show her how he made the dogs in the village afraid of him.

The dog whined and ran away with its tail between its legs.

Suozi was so shocked that she couldn't find her voice.

The case of the chicken and the dog is solved, and only the pig is left.

It's been a long time.

"Where's my pig's cub?" Could it be that he stole it and sold it?

"What piggy? What does it look like?"

The hesitant appearance made Suizi suspicious.

"Do you know the inside story?"

"I don't know." He's not a person who doesn't talk about loyalty, and he can't do the thing of betraying his mother-in-law even if he is killed.

"Let me recall."

On the day of the sow's calving, Chen Kaide was so drunk that she was sent to live with her grandma, where her mother delivered the baby.

It is very likely that her mother shipped the cub out to sell, and her mother withheld the money privately.

How do piglets survive without a sow? There must be other sows to feed.

"Let me inquire and see who's pigs gave birth around the same time as my family's at that time." Focus on investigating his family, who made him so guilty.

A drop of cold sweat oozed from Yu Jingting's forehead.

"I can bear stealing a few eggs, but I can't steal my piglets."

"It's really not me!"

"Who is that?"

"Hey! Daughter-in-law, look, why is the moon so bright in the sky?" Yu Jingting pointed at the covered moon in the sky and said nonsense.

"You know my mother very well? She acquiesced in stealing eggs?" the woman with the highest education in Yangtun asked wisely.

"Go, go, go home, I'm hungry!"

Afraid of her asking questions, Yu Jingting strode home with her behind his back.

She asked him to put it down several times, but he refused, so she gave up struggling.

At first Yu Jingting was wary of her asking about Piggy, Suizi only asked him about other things.

"Do you like corn pancakes or corn bread?"

"White steamed buns." Whether it is edible or not, I like it.

Yu Jingting licked the corner of his mouth when he thought of the one that grew on her body and could only be chewed.

love it.

"Where can I get you flour?"

"It's white in itself, similar to white flour." He whispered, mainly, it's tender.

"Then I'll make cornmeal steamed buns for you tomorrow." Round steamed buns.

Suizi still doesn't understand some shameless puns.

Yu Jingting swelled up again, feeling extremely beautiful in his heart.

It's rare for a daughter-in-law to get to know him, and he will answer whatever she asks.

With her behind his back, he asked and answered, whoever saw him as a newly married couple with a harmonious relationship.

Li Youcai stood in the courtyard, his heart pounding.

The gangster from Lao Yu's family led Suizi back to his mother's house to make a scene. He didn't dare to watch the fun with the villagers, lest he would get angry and suspect him.

That bitch Liu Lamei won't confess him, will she?

Li Youcai was worrying, when the family's big yellow dog limped back with its tail between its legs.

The dog stood at the door barking towards the street, and Li Youcai followed the barking sound of the dog to look over.

Yu Jingting walked on the path full of moonlight with tassels on his back. He didn't know what the two of them said, but he could hear the brat's arrogant laughter from such a distance.

Li Youcai spat hard on the ground.

"Let you groan for a while, Suizi won't want you sooner or later." He had to think about how he got rid of Liu Lamei, and don't let her drag him down.

Seeing that he was about to get home, Suizi almost asked him about his preferences, and changed the subject.

"Has the price of pork increased?"

"Want to eat? Tomorrow I'll sell needles and threads for you to buy." The man who had been immersed in the tenderness of his wife couldn't help himself.

"The price of pork has risen, so catching piglets is also expensive, right? Just those piglets in my family, if you sell them now, you can make a lot of money, right? Was it a loss back then?"

"Isn't that right, more than ten catties each sold for four yuan-grass!" Careless!

This book is also called "The Years I Persevered in Stealing My Father-in-Law's Eggs", folks, put the bad cakes in the book review section~