I’m Chasing Rough Guys at 80s
Chapter 74 The Divine Beast Is Summoned
Yang Tun has made big news recently.
Yu Jingting, who has always been "renowned" throughout the village for not doing his job properly, has made meritorious service.
The Municipal Bureau awarded him a certificate of honor. The red cover was opened, and there was a line of eye-catching characters printed inside:
Comrade Yu Jingting has done outstanding deeds in maintaining social order and being brave for righteousness, so I hereby issue this certificate.
Below is the red badge of the Municipal Bureau.
Wang Cuihua spread out the certificate and mounted it in a glass frame.
As long as someone comes to see things, they can see it.
Along with the certificate, there is also a huge sum of 30 yuan rewarded by the city bureau.
The brand-new ten-yuan "Great Unity" banknotes were meticulously flattened and placed in a glass frame with the certificate.
Yu Jingting felt that this behavior was too stupid and raised a solemn protest.
The protest was invalid, and his mother and daughter-in-law dismissed him.
Wang Cuihua, an old lady with inflated vanity, wants to show off, but Yu Jingting is very speechless.
The Chinese New Year will be two months away, and every household in the village is waiting to use the money. Thirty yuan is not too much, and it is not too little. The family hangs money. Doesn't this mean that they want to call his old witch to come over and act as a demon?
His highly educated and educated daughter-in-law also joined in the fun.
Suizi not only agrees with her mother-in-law to post the certificate, but she asks her third, fourth, and fifth grade students to write essays at school with the topic "Yu Jingting, an underestimated good man in Yangtun".
For a time, Yu Jingting became a celebrity in eight villages.
Usually when he was free, he would gather with the street thugs under the big tree at the entrance of the village, smoking and bragging.
Now that hobby has taken a hit.
At that stop, the cigarette was not lit, and there were big girls, young wives, aunts, and sister-in-laws surrounding him, looking at him up and down like watching rare animals.
Just look at it, cover your mouth, and giggle.
Yu Jingting laughed so much that he couldn't smoke anymore.
If you meet a child on the road, it will be even more serious-isn’t this the prototype that the teacher asked to write the composition?
The little ones watched carefully without blinking an eye. Yu Jingting had to observe carefully which leg he took first when he walked.
He came home with a small fire, and when he entered the door, he heard his mother's loud voice preaching his "good people and good deeds" to people who visited the door.
Yu Jingting whispered something about plants, squatted in the yard and finished smoking, and decided to go back to the house to tease his fat wife.
Suizi moved a kang table, piled up with several stacks of homework books, holding a pen, and meticulously marked, Jiaojiao sat opposite her.
Both of their legs were stuffed under the Kang table and covered with small quilts.
"Why don't you eat melon seeds on weekends, why change this thing?" Yu Jingting took off his shoes and got on the kang, looked at his wife next to him, with disgust on his face, "children nowadays, their writing is really ugly."
"I have to teach the students about the composition on Monday, and I have to finish it today."
"Speak as if your handwriting is so good—sister-in-law, can you take a look at my writing?" Jiao Jiao handed over the composition text as if showing off a treasure.
Jiaojiao has always been a child with zero scores in Chinese. In order to write a composition, she looked up the dictionary and turned Tang poetry.
Old Yu's deflated seed is beautiful, and it has been germinated by tassels.
After Jiaojiao was brought back from the city by Suizi, she never asked to drop out of school to dance to the master, and she worked hard on her homework.
Suizi took Jiaojiao's composition, looked it up carefully, and nodded.
The writing is indeed vivid, after all, he is his own brother, but this sentence - Suizi's face became hot, and he circled it with a pen.
"When writing characters, try to grasp the main characteristics of the characters, although yours can also be regarded as his characteristics."
Suizi glanced at Yu Jingting, that look made Jieliuzi feel that his sister's composition was not that simple.
Yu Jingting narrowed his eyes, snatched the book over, and read it.
"My brother—eh, write mine?" With great interest, he narrowed his eyes when he read the sentence that Suizi circled.
"My elder brother is a man of lust and courage. He can't walk when he sees my sister-in-law, and his bones are so weak—hey!" He slapped his homework on the table with his big hand, "You little girl, who are you talking to?" Learned?"
Jiao Jiao shrank her shoulders, biting her pencil and said aggrievedly:
"Listen to storytelling, martial arts people always react like this when they see beautiful women."
"Fuck you martial arts people! That's the flower picker who saw the girl——Fuck!" Yu Jingting stretched out his hand and wanted to tear up the book, how could he be as worthless as this little girl wrote?
Jiaojiao screamed, rushed over to grab the homework book, brother and sister Gong.
Jiaojiao's little head was pulled away by him, and she put her head on a bird's nest, pouting and crying in anger, and jumped off the kang to complain to her mother.
Yu Jingting crossed his legs and akimbo, with gnawed teeth marks on the back of his hands, and looked proud of winning the battle.
Suizi watched from the side, her temples were bulging, and she felt that she had two more "big boys".
Yu Jingting was idle, simply because he was too energetic.
At home, she is either provoking Jiaojiao, or bullying the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats at home. She has nothing to do, so she runs over and sticks to the tassels like a brown candy. From time to time, she even puts her paws into her clothes and touches—— yuck !
Suozi was quietly disgusting him in his heart, he put his arms around her waist and rested his chin on her shoulder.
"I'm going into the mountains tomorrow."
Suizi frowned.
"Why do you go into the mountains?"
"Hit a rabbit." Yu Jingting replied vaguely.
"Is it safe? You won't encounter tigers, wolves, bears and blind people, right?"
Looking at the anxious little face made Yu Jingting's heart itch.
"If you meet a bear, catch it and make a padded jacket for you." He lowered his head and was about to take a bite.
Suizi Heixian, she is already fat and wears a bearskin. All the dogs in the village must chase her and bite her, right?
"Mom! Look, he's going to bite my sister-in-law again! I wrote it right!"
Wang Cuihua led Jiaojiao in, and Jiaojiao pointed at Yu Jingting to complain.
Suizi struggled out of Yu Jingting's arms, her earlobes glowing red.
It's not a good experience to be seen by my mother-in-law.
"Just two days after it snowed, it was just right to go into the mountains to hunt rabbits. Your grandma said he wanted to eat wild rabbits."
"Give my grandma a rabbit, you have to carry some of my grandma's back, or you should come to the house and make a fuss again." Jiaojiao muttered.
Yu Jingting's grandma lives in the same village as her grandma, so she can pass by her grandma's house when she goes to her grandma's house.
Grandma usually lives with Yu Jingting's second uncle in a nearby village. She met Suizi when she got married, and she had a particularly bad impression of the old lady.
On the day of the wedding, Suizi and Yu Jingting were asked to kowtow to her. There are very few people in the village who kowtow to elders when they get married. Suizi was about to shed tears standing there.
The good thing is that Jingting went back hard, and the old lady reluctantly agreed to offer tea instead of kowtow.
Taking advantage of the time when Yu Jingting and Wang Cuihua were entertaining relatives and friends, they read a set of old Yu family's "family rules" to Suizi who was sitting on the kang and sitting on the blessing ceremony.
Diligent, obedient, and son-bearing, Balabala recited a set of dross traditions, which annoyed Suizi terribly.
The family was chatting when they heard someone shouting outside the yard:
"Yu Tiegen, you bastard, get out!"
Yu Jingting rolled his eyes, reached out and tapped Jiao Jiao's head:
"Let you talk nonsense, have you been summoned by the old demon woman?"
Thanks to tuuuuuuule for the 1000 coins, thanks to lainela for the 1000 coins, thanks to Yameng Yameng for the 200 coins, thanked Momo Momo for the 500 coins, and thanked Monkey Monkey for being me, firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar tea for the reward~
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