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Chapter 1 ??I became Taoist priest with four eyes
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people give way!"
When Wu Siyuan came back to his senses, he found that this time his soul traveled through time, and he was in a wilderness, possessed by a middle-aged man wearing glasses and robes, holding a lantern full of rattles in his hands. Behind him There was also a pair of cold hands on his shoulders.
He turned around and saw behind him a dead body wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform with a yellow talisman on his forehead.
And behind this dead body, there are neat and orderly upright corpses with shoulders stretched forward and backward.
The foreheads of these dead bodies also have yellow talismans that look like ghost-drawing talismans.
Seeing this situation, Wu Siyuan was shocked at first, but then calmed down.
Because he soon discovered that these dead bodies had no ability to move at all.
He calmed down and began to search for the host's memory:
Maoshan sect, Lin Fengjiao, Qianhe, driving corpses, refining weapons, playing music, Monk Yixiu, gold, asking the ancestor to get involved...
Scenes of memories flowed before him like water.
Wu Siyuan realized that he had traveled through the movie world of "Uncle Zombie" and became the four-eyed Taoist Priest with a severe temper, a cunning and mean temper, and a vicious tongue but a kind heart.
The dead bodies behind him are his customers.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes is a Taoist priest from Maoshan who makes a living by helping people drive away corpses.
People in this era pay attention to returning fallen leaves to their roots. If the body of a person who dies in a foreign land cannot return to his native tomb after death, his soul will be uneasy and it will be bad for future generations.
The corpse collector helps these people bring back the corpse and bury it in a safe place.
This is not an easy job.
The corpse exterminator rests at sunrise and works at sunset, day and night are reversed, and when dealing with corpses, he encounters many strange things. It is a tiring and dangerous job!
If you don't have excellent kung fu, you won't be able to eat this bowl of rice that drives away corpses.
However, driving corpses is a job to help people fulfill their last wishes, which can accumulate shady virtue and pay well.
Taoist Master Si Mu has been in this business for many years, and his net worth is much richer than that of his senior brother Lin Fengjiao, who runs a righteous village and Yin Yang Inn and helps people with Feng Shui. He is also more generous than his junior brother, Taoist Master Qianhe, who runs a dojo to catch ghosts and subjugate demons. .
Just a little tired!
The lantern in his hand is a requiem lamp, the bell hanging on it is a corpse-raising bell, and the charm inside the lantern is a corpse-drawing charm. These three things are all made of Maoshan magic and are specially used to drive away corpses. A corpse craftsman's weapon used to drive corpses to walk.
It's just that the exorcist needs to jump forward with the requiem lamp in front, so that the corpses behind will follow suit and follow suit.
Rather than giving an order to the corpse exterminator, the corpses behind him will automatically walk according to his wishes.
Wu Siyuan felt very tired just by looking through the scenes of corpse driving in Taoist Priest Simu's memory.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes cultivates magic power.
Magic power is a completely different system from the internal power that Wu Siyuan had practiced before.
Internal strength can strengthen the body. Such work as exorcising corpses would be easy if it were done by him who had mastered the "Nine Yang Magic" in the past.
But mana can only prolong life. Its main function is to communicate the energy between heaven and earth, using it as a medium to release various magic spells with incredible effects.
His magic power has not reached a certain level, and his physical fitness is actually about the same as that of ordinary people.
However, if Maoshan Taoist priests need to slay demons and eliminate demons, they usually also practice some boxing and kicking skills. This is a basic skill and their skills are stronger than ordinary people.
Of course, they are definitely not as good as those martial arts masters in martial arts novels.
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According to Taoist Priest Four Eyes' memory, this place is already a tall forest, not far from his residence.
It's better to rush these corpses back and put them in the morgue first, and then look at the next step. Wu Siyuan thought in his heart.
So he shook the requiem lamp and jumped forward like a zombie, and the zombies behind him also jumped forward.
Not to mention, after just jumping a certain distance, the body of the four-eyed Taoist priest possessed by Wu Siyuan was so tired that he only had one thought in his mind: It would be good to find someone to replace me!
But in the barren mountains and ridges, there wasn’t even a single ghost!
Wu Siyuan was thinking in his mind when he suddenly felt an unusual sound coming from behind him. He turned back warily, and a white silk silk wrapped the last walking corpse and flew away somewhere quickly.
Seeing this familiar scene, Wu Siyuan's own memory suddenly came back. Isn't this the plot of the vixen stealing the corpse at the beginning of the movie "Uncle Zombie"?
"It turns out that I traveled back in time to the beginning of the movie! Damn, this is no time for me to grow up!" This thought flashed through Wu Siyuan's mind, and at the same time Wu Siyuan pulled out his four eyes and said The sword he carried on his back kept running towards Bai Ling's body.
The Wudang Ladder is still the best, walking is so easy! If I had the inner strength and lightness skills of the previous world, I would have caught up with them in this time period, and yet I am still so slow!
While Wu Siyuan was running, he was still thinking of deserting.
Suddenly, he saw the corpse hanging upside down on the tree by Bai Ling, and there was a faint white figure flashing on the tree.
Wu Siyuan quickly activated the skill [Detect Aura]!
He saw a golden light flash in Wu Siyuan's eyes, and he could see the scenery on the tree clearly.
A fox wearing a white embroidered cheongsam, glowing with a mixture of red and yellow, was leaning its fox mouth towards the walking corpse.
"The upgraded [Aura Detection] skill is so powerful that it can directly see through the vixen's illusion and see its true form!" Wu Siyuan couldn't help but praise the skill in his heart. You know, in the movie world, Taoist Priest Four Eyes himself has to kill the vixen before he can see its prototype.
The aura that emerges from normal animals is red, but this vixen is actually a mixture of red and yellow. Are those yellow auras the evil spirit that the vixen has cultivated for many years?
Wu Siyuan secretly guessed in his heart, but his hand movements were not slow. He came to the bottom of the tree, directly grabbed the feet of the dead body, and pulled it down from the tree.
The vixen in a white embroidered cheongsam took a breath and was stunned for a moment. Then he noticed Wu Siyuan under the tree and became furious.
The vixen waved her sleeves and volleyed towards Wu Siyuan.
In the movie, it also attacks Taoist Priest Four Eyes in this way.
At that time, Taoist Master Four Eyes could only use an arch bridge to avoid the vixen's attack.
But Wu Siyuan had so much fighting experience in the previous world. Although his physical fitness was no longer good, his fighting consciousness was still there.
He staggered slightly and avoided the vixen's attack. At the same time, he stabbed forward with the magic sword in his hand.
The talisman on the magic sword lit up, and the entire sword body glowed red. It pierced the vixen's body and immediately caused a scar on it.
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