I’m Cooking the Behemoth in the Primitive World

The two of them headed home with the setting sun on their backs.

Guo Zi'an was lying on the back of the giant white tiger, feeling very complicated in his heart.

He actually feels a little bit cheated to get married, because today's scene is different from his ideal wedding. But there is no such thing as a wedding in this world. The male dances courtship dance, and the female accepts the male's things, that is, the two get married. And Guo Zi'an knew about these things a long time ago, not only today, it's just that Baishan has become a tiger-shaped, and Guo Zi'an has been so cute and forgotten.

There is no divorce cooling-off period in this world. As long as the female does not like it and wants to divorce, even if the male in the palace does not agree, other males can join the fight as long as the female is willing. Unless the male official is very powerful, it's hard to say who will end up.

Thinking about it, Guo Zian understood why he felt uncomfortable.

Because of Bai Shanjun's parents.

If Bai Shan didn't call his parents, just Yuan Jinyu and Bai Zhentian were happy and happy, even if Guo Zi'an was garlanded, there would be no problem. But today, Bai Shan has called his parents. In Guo Zian's mind, parents are roles with different meanings.

He stopped Bai Dahu, climbed onto Bai Dahu's head, and asked in Bai Dahu's ear, "Why are you bringing your parents over for dinner today?"

Although he has not yet received an answer, sitting on top of Bai Dahu's head and looking at the different scenery around him, Guo Zian has a new feeling, suddenly bright and comfortable.

There is still a forest all around, and there is a lake not far away, shimmering, reflecting the sunset and sunset clouds.

Sometimes, the discomfort is just to stay on a certain level. As long as you jump out of that depressed level and see the larger world, you will not feel depressed.

"What's wrong with my parents?" Bai Dahu was puzzled. He wanted to look up at Guo Zian's expression, but he was afraid that if he raised his head, Guo Zian would fall.

Guo Zi'an knocked on Bai Dahu's head to stop Bai Dahu from moving, "On our side, seeing your parents is a more important thing, you have to tell me first."

"So that's it. Then I'll tell you next time." Bai Dahu lifted his footsteps and walked forward slowly.

His body is very big, taller than the trees next to him. When he walks, he will squeeze the branches off, squeezing out a path forcibly.

Sitting on Bai Dahu's head, Guo Zi'an felt like he was moving forward slowly in the sea of ​​trees.

"On our side, it is only important when I see Grandpa Shu." Bai Dahu's voice was with indescribable expectation. Even seeing the priests in the clan is not as prudent as seeing Grandpa Shu.

Bai Dahu continued to explain: "My parents have their own children. I usually have a lot of people with the hunting team, but the hunting team wants to go out hunting. If I can't invite it, I ask my parents to come and gather the number of people."

Guo Zi'an: "..."

The parents actually came to gather the number of people. I really don't know how to answer this.

"I, I want to give you a surprise. You know there are people next to me, and I don't dance so well." Bai Dahu doesn't think parents are any important roles. In his eyes, his courtship dance is the most important thing.

Guo Zi'an didn't struggle, but asked, "Grandpa Tree?"

It sounds like a...vegetable.

"Yeah. Grandpa Tree is deep in the forest. We picked the fetuses of our children there." Bai Dahu saw that Guo Zian was interested, and poured out a lot of words like beans, "Go over there and be prepared. Fan. We have to wash carefully in the water, put on the latest and most beautiful and best-looking clothes, and then go together. We can’t fight on the road in the past. If Grandpa Shu thinks that our relationship is not good, he won’t give birth to us. At that time, Grandpa Tree will give us some problems, and finally give us fetal fruit based on our performance. Most of the time, he will give one. I heard that there is a pair of lucky partners and they will get five fetal fruit at once. Five."

Except for the Rat Orcs, who can give birth to five in one birth. I can't imagine it.

When Guo Zian heard the gap between the two sides, his inner feelings were quickly distorted.

I took him to see his parents without telling him in advance. I really can't blame Bai Shanjun. Bai Shanjun said that his parents just said in twos and threes, and that Grandpa Shu said in a pile.

The cultures of the two worlds are different, so everyone's ideas are naturally different.

In ancient times, women should obey the four virtues, and women who lost their virginity could only go to the river or become an aunt.

In modern society, women are said to be free and liberated, but there are still many men who dream of marrying a silly, pure and good wife to return home as a slave.

This primitive society is obviously another attitude. The male orc doesn't care about chastity at all, and there is no need for the female to bring any dowry to the male orc family. As long as the female can give birth to children, can bring children, and can make some delicious food, it is very enough.

In this environment, it is important to see your parents. The parents must have at least seven or eight days a month to witness the child's change of a new partner. As long as the female produces smoothly, she can give birth to 20 or 30 children before she loses the ability to reproduce.

It's just that this is a primitive society, and the high mortality rate is also a serious problem that cannot be avoided.

"Zi'an thought...when will I go to see Grandpa Shu?" Bai Dahu asked cautiously.

Guo Zi'an: "..."

As soon as he had a partner, this guy wanted children?

Perceiving Guo Zian's hesitation for a moment, Bai Dahu immediately changed the subject, "Grandpa Shu's things are let go first, let's let go first. What shall we eat tonight?"

The topic turned very bluntly.

Guo Zi'an sighed and simply lay on Bai Dahu's head, "You can tell me about the fetal fruit again. Can we take the fetal fruit back and plant it in the soil?"

It didn't sound like it was very troublesome, and he didn't seem to be very repulsive of getting children.

What he wants is a child, and he doesn't have to have any intimate behavior with Baishan. There is really no need to refuse.

"Yeah. But it has to be planted for ten months. During this period, the closer you are to your parents, the better. After the baby is born, there is still a long infancy, and you have to take care of it every day. There was a female who was bothered by this fetal fruit before. The child was thrown to the priest's grandfather. The priest's grandfather took care of him for a period of time, and then sent him back, saying that he would rather take care of the injured than the children of the fetus."

After thinking about it, Bai Dahu added: "If the fetal fruit is well taken care of, it is no worse than natural fertility. But the difficulty is too high."

No wonder everyone wants to find women to be the mothers of their children. It's that women who conceive in October will be slapped a few times when the children born through the ghost gate will be beaten. Those children who come out of the fetus will only get less maternal love.

Even if the priest knows that ordinary men do not have so much patience to take care of their children, they can never tell the truth and reduce the fertility rate. It just so happens that the fetus children who are not properly taken care of are average in all aspects, so it is said that naturally conceived children are better, and the orcs are encouraged to find females to reproduce their offspring to ensure the stability of the ethnic group.

"Then... let's take a look in winter." Guo Zi'an said.

If he had not taken care of Bai Zhentian and Bai Yuehua, he would not dare to say such a thing. But after trying, and knowing that taking care of children is not something he rejects, Guo Zian thinks he can give it a try.

Moreover, Guo Zian really wanted a child. He had even thought about it before.

He doesn't feel that he can't give his children happiness. His abilities have become stronger and he can better protect children.

"Great." Bai Dahu jumped up with joy.

Guo Zian on his head was thrown into the air when he was thrown into the air.

When Guo Zian saw Bai Dahu's eyes, his heart suddenly settled, and in the next second, he was caught by Baishan who had turned back into a human form.

Bai Shan embraced him as a princess and jumped on the branches.

This appearance is really not very romantic, after all, Bai Shanjun doesn't wear any clothes.

"I'm going to be a father. I'll be a father soon." Bai Shanjun said happily.

Guo Zi'an: "..."

I didn't get the fetal fruit, so I was the dad of wool.

Later, the Baishan who walked the birds in the forest was forcibly photographed as a big white tiger by Guo Zian.

After running for nearly two hours, Bai Dahu finally returned to the wooden house in the dark.

Although Guo Zian was very tired, he couldn't wait to taste the white rice. He sent Bai Shanjun to cut the meat and continue to make a Korean-style barbecue tonight. The meat is cut into slices so that it will be cooked faster and there is no need to wait too long.

Guo Zi'an opened the bag and studied how to cook the **** grains.

He first put the magic grains in the pot, added water, and washed the rice, and found that the magic grains were very grateful, and the water quality was almost clear.

Guo Zi'an thought to himself, could it be possible that this **** grain had been washed by the priest's grandfather in advance? That's why it is so clean.

Guo Zi'an felt uneasy, so he asked: "How did you cook the divine grains before? What does it taste like?"

Baishan stood on the side, holding a piece of pork in his hand, cutting out even thin slices cleanly. Some pork slices are thicker, and some pork slices are thin enough to roll. The same piece of meat can be cut into several thicknesses in Baishan, so that you can have different tastes when you barbecue.

In terms of knife skills, Guo Zian is indeed not as talented as Baishan. It's a pity that the world does not have good knives skills, and the knives that Guo Zi'an brought over are always worn out for a day.

When Bai Shanjun spoke, he did not stop the kitchen knife in his hand, "Put the **** grain into the fire and roast it very black. Then give it to us, just like eating charcoal."

Guo Zi'an: "..."

Put it in the fire and roast it, not to mention the white rice, even the dragon meat can be turned into charcoal.

"Didn't you put it in the water and cook it?" Guo Zian asked suspiciously.

"Yes. But it's very hard, like eating sand." Bai Shan thought of the taste, and immediately shook his head. He who has such a good mouth feels uncomfortable when he eats the magic granule, not to mention other children with a bad mouth, just think that the magic granule is the most unpalatable food in the world.

"Isn't it cooked?" Guo Zian had a general understanding.

Anyway, so many people have tried it, and it can prove that the **** grain is not poisonous. It doesn't taste good if you don't know where it is.

He cooks a meal normally first to see the effect.

After half an hour, Guo Zian finally tasted a bite of rice from another world.

He chewed, then vomited what was in his mouth.

Bai Shan looked at Guo Zian with concern.

Guo Zi'an sighed, "The grains in this world are actually white."

He just ate a mouthful of chaff. The chaff is thicker, but inside is already soft rice. The taste is really hard to describe.

He should know that the priest knew how to cook the soft and delicious white rice after the shell was removed.

It turns out that the grains in this world are white, and they are sharp and pointed. If you don't look carefully, they look like husked rice.

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