I'm Foolish, Send The Country At The Beginning, And Become An Emperor Through The Ages

Jiu Jianxian clanged, the sword flew out from his back, and stuck in front of Miao Shou Kong Kong as a warning.

Bai Zhu also appeared from the darkness, the sword in his hand was pointing at Miao's empty hand.

Eunuch Liu, Chai Yulang, Chai Yuxin and others all rushed over to protect Lin Beifan.

Lin Beifan waved his hand calmly: "Everyone don't need to be nervous, the old man who stepped into the coffin with this one foot, can't hurt~zhen!"

Miaoshou trembled all over with empty air: "Step into the coffin with one foot? This old man can trample you to death with only one foot! It's just that the old man sees that you don't know martial arts, so you didn't bully the small with big ones! Come on, let's -Continue to compare poetry!"

Lin Beifan could tell that the master in front of him was empty-handed, and he was a bit aggressive.

Smile in my heart, see if I can't kill you!

He said contemptuously: "What is there to compare with you, no matter if I win or lose, I will lose face, there is no benefit at all!"

"Okay, okay, if my old man loses, how about I give you a treasure?" Miao Shou Kongkong said impatiently.

Lin Beifan opened his hand, and said loudly: "I am the king of a country, rich in the world, will I be short of a treasure like you?"

"If the old man loses, I owe you a favor, right?"

Lin Beifan is still disgusted: "What can you do other than steal, what use is your favor?"

"Then how can you compare with me?" Miaoshou Kongkong was angry: "I don't agree? Do you believe it or not? Do you believe that this old man sneaks into the palace every day and steals things from your house, making you restless?"

Lin Beifan was also angry: "You old thief, believe it or not, I'll let someone go out to publicize it immediately, saying that you are an old glass with a long and yang habit, you like to cut off your sleeves, and you go to a man when you see him?"

Miaoshou trembled all over empty air: "Damn it! You've got a good heart!"

Lin Beifan is not to be outdone: "Everyone!"

Miaoshou is empty and helpless, I have never seen such a vicious little cunt!

But if there is a competition, he will feel itchy and unable to sleep.

At this time, Lin Beifan glanced at Miaoshoukongkong, and sighed leisurely: "Forget it, it's not easy at your age, so I will reluctantly compete with you!"

Miao Shoukong raised his head excitedly: "Really?"

Lin Beifan's voice was loud: "I am the king of a country, how can I lie, why don't you thank the Lord for your kindness?"

Miao Shoukong said excitedly: "Thank you..."

"You're welcome!" Lin Beifan laughed.

Empty Hands:

How do you feel that you are begging for the other person?

However, as long as the comparison is good, the process is not important.

At this time, Lin Beifan said again: "Just because the competition is a bit monotonous and boring, why don't we add a lottery, and the loser will do something for the opponent, how about it?"

For this lottery, Miaoshoukongkong thinks it's no big deal.

For one thing, he didn't think he would lose.

Secondly, even if you lose, you just do what you can, which is not too much.

Nodding without hesitation: "Okay, the daily letter will be fixed!"

"How do you plan to compare?" Lin Beifan asked.

Looking at the huge bright moon in the sky with empty hands, Miao said with a smile: "Today happens to be the Mid-Autumn Festival, when the moon is full and people are reunited, how about we use the moon as the theme and each write a poem?"

Lin Beifan nodded: "Yes, who will come down?"

Miao Shoukong said: "You come first!"

"Why?"

Miao Shoukong said proudly: "Because once the old man opens his mouth, there is no need to compete!"

"Okay, then I'll throw a brick to attract jade and show my ugliness!"

Lin Beifan looked at the moon in the sky, said yes, and immediately read out: "When will the bright moon appear? Ask the sky for wine! I don't know the palace in the sky, what year is it..."

Lin Beifan eloquently recited the song "Water Tune Getou When Will the Moon Come?"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, and they couldn't help clapping their hands and applauding.

Lin Beifan laughed and said, "Where is the good news?"

He Shen said excitedly: "Your Majesty, the structure of this poem is very lofty. The opening line of the poem is 'When will the bright moon come? Ask Qingtian about the wine', and he directly regards Qingtian as a friend! Only Your Majesty has such a broad-minded and lofty structure! One word ,good!"

"It's not just that!" Yan Song stood up not to be outdone, and said excitedly: "The following pattern continues to unfold, ride the wind and go back to travel in the sky, see Qionglouyuyu, don't know the time, don't know the direction, show Your Majesty, you are simply a fairy in heaven! Only a fairy can write such a poem!"

"When I arrived at Xiaque, I turned my head back to the world!" Li Linfu praised with his tongue: "The joys and sorrows of people and the ups and downs of the moon are perfectly combined, which makes people feel emotional and cry! The whole poem, I like the last part the most. In a word, I hope that people will live forever and share the beautiful beauty of thousands of miles!"

"The whole poem is eloquent, soul-stirring, full of romantic poetic feelings, it is an ancient poem!"

"Weichen has heard many poems about Mingyue, but this one is definitely the best!"

"A good story through the ages, nothing more than this!"

The flattery is rolling in, I can't stop it!

The sincerity of the tone and the visceral emotion made Lin Beifan feel ecstatic, standing shoulder to shoulder with the moon in the sky.

So, Lin Beifan couldn't help laughing triumphantly: "Everyone has won the prize, haha!"

However, Miaoshoukongkong who was standing aside was dumbfounded!

I asked you to compose poems, but I didn't ask you to compose eternal masterpieces!

Good guy, this poem is full of eloquence, every sentence is a classic, and it expresses the moon and longing in one word!

It is indeed a masterpiece of ancient times, a work handed down from generation to generation!

Even if he racked his brains, he couldn't come up with such poems!

To put it simply, it is to cut his way!

At this time, Lin Beifan proudly said: "Show your hands empty, it's your turn!"

"This poem...was really made by you?" Miao Shou Kong Kong questioned.

It is really unimaginable that the fool who made such childish and ridiculous poems as "one piece, two pieces, three or four pieces, five pieces, six pieces, eighty-nine pieces" can make these ten masterpieces in the blink of an eye!

"Besides me, who else could it be?" Lin Beifan said loudly.

Miao Shoukong shook his head: "I don't believe it, you must have prepared it before, so this poem doesn't count, let's compare it again!"

Baiguan suddenly became furious.

"This is a poem written by His Majesty, how can it be counted?"

"You old man, can't write poetry, so you mess around?"

"A thief is a thief, don't play by the rules!"

"Your Majesty, since he doesn't follow the rules, we don't have to be polite!"

Lin Beifan waved his hand generously: "Dear dears, please be safe and don't be impatient! Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I am in a good mood, so I will give him another chance and let him die in peace!"

"Your Majesty is benevolent!" the officials shouted.

"Hmph!" Miao Shou Kongkong snorted in embarrassment, and lowered his head to think.

This time, it must be difficult and not so popular, so that the other party can't write it.

"Next, how about we take the topic of beauty?" Miao pointed to Wang Xiangjun, the concubine Xiangjun next to Lin Beifan with her empty hand, and said provocatively: "Let's write poems and praise her appearance!"

This topic is a bit sinister!

Not only did it increase the difficulty, but it also wanted to embarrass Gong in front of his own woman!

"Okay, that's what you said!" Lin Beifan shook his head: "Yes!"

Miaoshou Kongkong was so shocked that his eyeballs almost fell out: "It happened so soon?"

"Of course, listen carefully!" Lin Beifan pointed to Wang Xiangjun, and said with emotion: "Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful and beautiful, and the spring breeze is blowing on the threshold of Revlon! If you don't meet at the top of Qunyu Mountain, you will meet at Yaotai Moonlight !"

Once again, the officials were astonished and clapped their hands.

"This poem, good!"

"Yun'er wants to be her clothes, and Hua'er wants to decorate her face... The beginning of the poem is so beautiful! Only a peerless face can make Hua and Yunduo so intoxicated!"

"Afterwards, Qun Yushan and Yaotai were used to compare Xiangfei to a fairy in the sky. It is really wonderful!"

"After reading the whole poem, the image of a beautiful woman has already appeared on the paper!"

"Another famous poem through the ages!"

Even Concubine Xiang was very pleasantly surprised, she rushed to Lin Beifan's side and called out with a flushed face, "Your Majesty!"

She bowed her head shyly, but Lin Beifan was in her eyes.

Lin Beifan embraced the beauty, and laughed triumphantly again: "Haha..."

Miaoshou Kongkong was shocked and turned pale, the other party actually did it again!

And it turned out to be a famous poem through the ages, which directly beat the poem he had just prepared!

Exporting it into poetry, is it possible that the other party is the reincarnation of a poetic fairy?

He didn't believe that the faint king in front of him could have such a level of poetry!

So he shook his head fiercely: "It's not counting......... You must have been prepared! The two of you get along day and night, and you must have prepared for it. You just took it out at this time! So, let's compare again!"

All the officials became angry again, competing to show off.

"Why doesn't it count?"

"It's you who made the question, and you're the one who says it doesn't matter, so you don't believe what you say!"

"A thief is a thief, not trustworthy!"

"Your Majesty, I think I don't need to waste any more words!"

Lin Beifan waved his hand calmly: "My loves, how about giving him one more chance? He's just a little thief, can he turn around with his squinting hands?"

"Your Majesty is benevolent!" Baiguan shouted again.

After being defeated twice in a row, Miaoshoukongkong was very ashamed and felt ashamed.

However, he didn't think that he lost, but that he was not as well prepared as the opponent, so he let the opponent take advantage of the loophole.

"This time, the old man must come up with a question that is extremely difficult and unprecedented!"

Miao pointed at the white bamboo next to him with empty hands, and said provocatively: "Let's use killer as the theme, how about it? This time, let me see what poems you can write?"

"Assassin?" Everyone exclaimed.

From ancient times to the present, there has never been anyone who wrote a poem on the theme of a killer.

The difficulty of this question can be described as unprecedented.

Everyone looked at Lin Beifan worriedly.

"This time, you can't do it, right? Haha..." Miao Shoukong laughed triumphantly.

Lin Beifan said calmly: "Who says I can't do it? Just listen carefully, lest you say I cheated!"

"The old man is all ears!" Miao Shoukong hummed.

Lin Beifan pointed at the white bamboo, and read aloud: "Zhao Keman and Huying, Wu hook is frosty and snowy! The silver saddle shines on the white horse, and it rustles like a shooting star! Killing a person in ten steps, you will not stay for a thousand miles! After the matter, brush your clothes and go deep. Hide and Fame!"

All the officials clapped their hands again unanimously: "Good!"

Miaoshou Kongkong's jaw fell off in shock: "I let you do it again!"

0...... Ask for flowers......

The sound of flattery from all the officials came again!

It's like a torrential river that goes on and on, and it's like the Yellow River flooding out of control!

However, this time, Lin Beifan did not laugh triumphantly, but lowered his head in shame, and said: "Dear dear friends, don't boast, this poem was prepared in a hurry, it was not as good as before, ashamed!"

Baiguan was speechless for a moment!

Doing so well, why are you ashamed?

Even if it is a bit inferior to the previous two songs, but this

It is also a poem through the ages!

You have come up with an ancient poem about killers in such a short period of time, this level of poetry is unprecedented!

Not to mention that there is no one to come after, but there is absolutely no one before, what else do you want?

Let others live?

"Miaoshoukongkong, now it's your turn!" Lin Bofan made a gesture of invitation.

"It doesn't count this time, you must have been prepared!" Miao Shoukong shouted loudly.

Baiguan was angry again, and he was furious.

"Why doesn't it count?"

"You were the one who came up with the question, but now it doesn't count if you do it now. You're trying to play tricks, don't you?"

"A thief is a thief, never trustworthy, no morals!"

"Your Majesty, don't try to get acquainted with him!"

Miaoshou Kongkong argued angrily: "What do you know? You can see clearly that although this female killer covered her face, she still looked beautiful and beautiful.

! Your Majesty must be coveting that female killer, so I have prepared for it and brought it out at this time!"

Everyone looked at Lin Beifan, then at the killer Baizhu, and found that what the other party said seemed to make sense.

Lin Beifan:

Under the gaze of everyone, Bai Zhu felt a little unnatural, so he could only give Bei a shy look.

Lin Beifan: "...

"So, this question still doesn't count, let's start over!"

Lin Beifan flicked his sleeves: "Okay, then continue! If you don't struggle, you don't even know what despair is!"

Then, Miaoshou continued to ask questions empty-handed.

But every time the title came out, Lin Beifan made poems, and the first words were all classics.

Miaoshou is empty-handed, crazy, desperate!

Why does he know all kinds of poems?

Can you even answer super remote questions fluently?

Is this tmd still human?

Baiguan was very impressed, their majesty is really awesome!

Exports become chapters, each capital is a classic masterpiece!

I have counted ancient and modern times, but I can't find any poet who can stand shoulder to shoulder with him!

It is not an exaggeration to put the poetry fairy on him!

At this time, Lin Beifan said arrogantly: "You have nothing to do, can you do it? From now until now, you have been the one who wrote the title. I am writing a poem. You should come up with one!

"That's right, you should bring out one at least!"

"I also said that I am a cultural person, but I can't write a single poem!"

"No ability, no ability, what to pretend?"

"It's ridiculous to pretend to be a cultural person even though you're a thief!"

..…………

All the officials followed suit.

Miaoshou empty-handed was so stunned that he almost bleeds!

If you come up with your own poems impulsively, it would be really embarrassing!

Miao Shou waved his hand empty-handed, and said dejectedly: "Okay, okay, I admit defeat, let's not compete, let's do it!"

"If you said that earlier, wouldn't it be over?" Lin Beifan said with a smile: "According to the agreement, you have to promise me one thing!"

"Naturally, although I, Miaoshoukongkong, am a thief, I keep my word! But let me explain in advance, this old man can only steal things, and I can't do other things!" Miaoshoukongkong said a little

Said sloppily.

Lin Beifan said disdainfully: "If you really want to steal something, I can't use you, because I have better candidates!"

"Is there anyone who is stronger at stealing than this old man? I don't believe it!" Miao Shou shook his head empty-handed.

"It's fine if you don't believe it, and I didn't ask you to believe it!" Lin Beifan said.

"Tell me your conditions quickly, I will leave when I'm done, I don't want to see you again!"

"Okay, then I've said it, you have to listen!" Lin Beifan smiled and said: "I want you to join Daxia and work for me!"

All civil and military officials were startled, no wonder His Majesty was so tolerant, it turned out that Miao Shou was empty-handed and wanted to recruit him.

Miao Shoukong was also shocked: "My good fellow, so you have been playing tricks on this old man, what a cunning little fox! However, it is absolutely impossible for you to want this old man to do your best for you."

"You promised to do what you can!" Lin Beifan raised his eyebrows.

"Although I agreed, the old man is a well-known thief in the world. How could he chain himself to death in a country? It's getting late, I'll go!"

It shot up into the sky with a whoosh, and soon disappeared.

However, Miaoshou's smug laughter came back.

"By the way, Mr. Hun, the old man sees that night pearl in your imperial study room is very good, take it back to play for two days, and return it to you after two days, haha!"

Everyone's face changed drastically.

"Bold! How dare you steal His Majesty's night pearl!"

"It's unreasonable to act recklessly!"

"Follow him! Don't let him escape!"

Ouchi guards were dispatched urgently.

Lin Beifan waved his hand: "Don't chase after him, he will be back soon! Sit down, everyone, and continue to enjoy the moon! Palace musicians, continue to play music, and continue to dance!"