I’m Going To Be a Loser

Chapter 88: Extraordinary knowledge

Chu Yun said so much in one breath, Ding Hui was stunned, she said with a smile: "What you said is a bit nitpicky, even if it is reasonable, it may not be completely correct, what I said is a flaw, you still have not found?"

Chu Yun snorted: "Why not, let's take "Tang Brick" as an example, just like we are now, we also traveled through the Tang Dynasty. At that time, there were natural and man-made disasters, a great famine broke out, and there was no food. What is the solution for the male protagonist? Instant noodles!"

Ding Hui smiled and said, "Yeah, what's the matter, what's the problem?"

Chu Yun stared and said, "What's the problem? It's a big problem! To change the concept, put the cart before the horse, I don't know why, I don't know what to say!"

Ding Hui was curious and said with a smile: "Why not, you say?"

Chu Yun snorted: "I ask you, there is no food in the great famine. What we need to solve is the food problem, that is, what to eat and where does it come from, right?"

"yes!"

"But what is instant noodles for? What problem does it solve?"

"you say!"

"In making instant noodles, it solves the problem of food storage, or the problem of changing the way of eating, but not the problem of food shortage, right?"

Ding Hui suddenly realized, nodded and smiled: "Oh, I understand! If there is a great famine and there is no food, where will the raw materials and flour come from to make instant noodles?"

Chu Yun smiled and said: "Yes, so I said it was nonsense!"

Chu Yun said foul language again, Ding Hui listened harshly, frowned and said: "Be civilized, you are still the emperor, so you have this level of cultivation?"

Chu Yun knew that he was wrong, he smiled and didn't talk.

Ding Hui stared at him and said, "I can't see it, you really have some knowledge, but it makes me look at it with admiration."

When Chu Yun talked about his enthusiasm, he was in front of a young girl again, and he was vain and sold out. He smiled and said: "Also, have you seen "The Good Man of the Tang Dynasty", it is also Tang Chuan."

Ding Hui shook her head: "No."

Chu Yun said with a smile: "It's ridiculous, there is such a bridge in it, after the male protagonist Wang Zihao and Princess Lanling hooked up, Princess Lanling introduced her brother Tang Gaozong Li Zhi, also my grandfather, to Wang Zihao, Li Zhi I don’t want to reveal my identity, so I met under a pseudonym, but do you know what the author arranged for him to give himself a temporary name?”

Ding Hui shook her head: "I haven't seen it, you say!"

"Li Shi, the world of the world!"

"Is there a problem? It's just a name!"

Chu Yun laughed: "You are so stupid, you are so stupid! Melon girl!"

Ding Hui was furious and didn't say much, just reached out and slapped her.

This time, Chu Yun stopped dodging, grabbed her hand and whispered, "If you hit me again, I'll hit you!"

Ding Hui said angrily, "Let go!"

Chu Yun smiled and said: "Then you are not allowed to move your feet again!"

Ding Hui said angrily, "Who told you to keep messing with me? Let go!"

Chu Yun shook his head: "You promise first that you won't be able to move your hands and feet, and you can't hit me again!"

Ding Hui was angry and anxious, rolled her eyes, and said in a low voice, "Someone is here!"

Chu Yun was startled, and immediately let go, stepped back a few steps, turned his head and looked, where is anyone?

There was a sudden snap and a slap on the face, which was hot and painful.

Chu Yun was startled and almost cried out, but he quickly held back and stared at him, only to see Ding Hui staring at him with a smile.

Chu Yun covered his face and said, "You really do it? Then don't blame me for being rude!"

Ding Hui smiled: "I'm a policeman, you dare to attack a policeman?"

Chu Yun said angrily: "Fuck, now I am the emperor, afraid of you?"

Ding Hui smiled: "Okay, you're not afraid, it's up to you."

Chu Yun stared at her hatefully, and after all, he didn't dare to make trouble, turned his head and ignored her.

Ding Hui took advantage and knew that Chu Yun was upset, so she coaxed him, walked behind him, and whispered: "Okay, don't be angry, you scold me, I hit you, it's even, you just said your grandfather Li Zhi's pseudonym is Li Shi, what's wrong?"

Chu Yun ignored her.

Ding Hui walked around in front of him, looked at him and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be angry, tell me well, now we are also wearing Tang, you can tell me more, let me have more knowledge, so as not to make a fool of myself, It won't be good for us then, don't forget, now we're grasshoppers on a rope."

Chu Yun stared at her, sighed, and whispered, "Okay, I'll teach you! Let me ask you, what's the name of my great-grandfather, the famous Tang Taizong?"

Ding Hui smiled and said, "I know that, Tang Taizong Li Shimin, right?"

Chu Yun smiled and nodded.

Ding Huiqi said: "What's wrong? What is the relationship between the two..." Suddenly stopped, his mind moved, and smiled: "Oh, I see, so it is!"

Chu Yun smiled and said: "It seems that you are not stupid, you are missing a string, but you are not an elm head. Now you understand? Li Zhi wants to use a pseudonym, how can he use such a name and use such a word? Ancient times The most important thing is etiquette, at least you must avoid it. The so-called taboo of the venerable, let alone your own father? The father's name is Li Shimin, and the son takes a fake name. The same word with homophones and different forms should also be avoided.”

Ding Hui admired it and said with a smile, "You're right, I'll take it!"

Chu Yun snorted: "What do you mean by being reasonable, it is originally. Well, I won't tell you, in short, you should be careful in the future, don't be big or small, you must be polite to me in the future, be respectful, you should be Kneel down and bow down, it’s time to kowtow, remember?”

Ding Hui pouted and said, "Bah, if you want to be beautiful, you deserve it too?"

Chu Yun had something in his heart, so he didn't care about her, he just smiled.

Ding Hui looked at him, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Okay, don't pretend, let me kneel and kowtow to you, that's impossible, but I'll be more polite to you in the future, that's okay."

Chu Yun snorted, with a straight face, and did not speak.

Ding Hui whispered: "By the way, let me ask you, you are the emperor, and you never criticize the minister's memorial, don't pick up the pen, and don't write. I'm afraid it won't work? After a long time, others will doubt it."

This is one of Chu Yun's heart problems. He already had a headache. As soon as Ding Hui said it, he was even more upset. He shook his head and said, "No way, just take a step by step."

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, both of them were startled, only to see Gao Lishi hurried into the hall, and said respectfully, "Your Majesty!"

Chu Yun frowned and said, "What's the matter, didn't you let you in?"

Gao Lishi respectfully said: "Your Majesty, the commander of the Shenwu Guard Jiang Hu visited His Majesty and said that there is something important to report, and the servants dare not neglect..."

Chu Yun snorted and said, "Let him come in."

Gao Lishi said respectfully: "Follow the order!" He walked out quickly.

Chu Yun sat back on the dragon chair, and Ding Hui stood aside.

With the sound of footsteps, a military general stepped into the hall, stepped forward quickly, knelt on the ground, and said respectfully: "Chen Long Wuwei, commander Jiang Hu, see your majesty, long live your majesty, long live!"