I'm Immortal Speed Pass Supernatural Game

“Oh, dear sister, could you please stop following me? It doesn't look good if people see us.”

“It's fine, I don't care what others think.”

“But I fucking care!”

Wu Wang, with a head full of black lines, walked down the street with Zhuge Yue, the imbalance of his head's center of gravity causing him to sway as he walked.

That's right! He was carrying Zhuge Yue!

This woman seemed determined to follow him home, wanting to satisfy her so-called curiosity about his secrets.

So, she sat on his shoulders again, even using his head as a table, her upper body basically lying on top of his head.

The two of them strolled down the street in a bizarre “snowman” fashion.

Passersby cast strange glances at them.

The kind of expression that said the world was going to hell and that modern young people were really getting wild.

Wu Wang felt a little helpless.

It wasn't that he couldn't accept the strange looks from the outside world, after all, he often did things that seemed incomprehensible to normal people.

For example, going to a foot massage parlor and ordering some kind of special service, then calling the police before the masseuse arrived to report it, and then being taken away by the police uncle to experience what it felt like to be in jail; wearing the clothes of the Black and White Impermanence on the street during the Ghost Festival, only to be beaten up by his second sister after she found out; applying for jobs everywhere and going to interviews at various companies after graduation, just to sneak into the office and quietly pour hot water on their fortune trees to kill them.

He didn't feel any psychological burden from these things.

After all, they were all his own stunts.

But now that he was the object of someone else's prank, Wu Wang felt a little unhappy.

Damn it! I'm usually the crazy one!

Why are you the one now?

“Can you stop poking my head with things?” Wu Wang felt a small object like a button poking his head as he walked.

Unexpectedly, Zhuge Yue casually said, “Oh, I'm wearing a front-closure bra today.”

Okay, brainwave padding, huh?

Then I have no objections.

The two of them, enduring the strange looks of passersby, arrived in front of an old apartment building.

There was no one around, belonging to the kind of old residential area that felt like it could be demolished at any time.

A place left behind by the progress of the city.

Opening the door, a cloud of dust filled the air.

“Cough, cough, cough, don't you ever clean?” Zhuge Yue said with disgust.

Wu Wang shrugged indifferently, “Come on, I'm a single homeless man living alone. It's already very clean that I don't litter Lu Guo paper all over the house. Where do I have the time to clean every day for dust issues?”

What came into view was a single apartment.

One bedroom, one living room, one kitchen, and one bathroom.

It wasn't the house Wu Wang and Wu Xiaoyou lived in.

This was his spare room that he rented.

After he offended some gangsters in the antique market, didn't they put a bounty on Wu Wang's head on the dark web?

He was worried that living at home would cause trouble for his second sister.

So he secretly rented an old single apartment outside.

It was also here that he completed the feat of being assassinated 48 times.

After the matter was over, Wu Wang felt that this kind of dark little base was quite useful.

So he rented it for a long time.

Anyway, the rent here was cheap, only a few hundred yuan a month.

The people who lived here were either recent graduates who didn't have money to rent a good place.

Or elderly people who were half-buried in the earth and had lived in this old district for most of their lives.

The surveillance cameras were pitifully few.

There wasn't even a 24-hour convenience store downstairs!

Wu Wang would come over to clean the house once a week, and when he left, he would also deliberately turn on some low-power-consuming equipment and turn on the faucet to let the water drip slowly.

After a week of this, both the electricity and water bills were within a reasonable range.

Creating the appearance that someone had been living here for a long time.

Even if someone with ulterior motives investigated, they wouldn't be able to see anything unusual from the water and electricity consumption.

It had only been four days since the last cleaning.

Although there was a lot of dust, at least it still had a bit of a human touch.

This was why Zhuge Yue didn't suspect anything.

“Get me a quilt, I'll just sleep on the sofa for the next few days in Mingyang City, after all, I'm just staying over.” Zhuge Yue jumped off Wu Wang's head.

She patted the dust on the sofa and said.

This made him a little surprised.

This guy is forcing himself into my house, and he even knows not to take the bedroom?

A little polite, but not much.

Who knew that the next second, Zhuge Yue's face suddenly turned gloomy.

She looked at Wu Wang with extremely cold eyes.

And said without the slightest emotion: “I sleep in the bedroom, you sleep on the sofa, if you dare to come in, I'll chop off the thing between your legs.”

Wu Wang: “?”

Isn't this face change too fast?

But he immediately reacted.

Does the other party really have other personalities?

“Um, let me ask again, are you Little Yue Yue?”

Hearing his words, Zhuge Yue's expression became even colder.

She said fiercely: “I am Zhuge Yue, Yue of axe and Yue.”

“If I hear the three words 'Little Yue Yue' from your mouth again, I will pull out your tongue and make it into a cold dish.”

Okay, okay, there are still experts!

Sure enough, as cold and ruthless as an axe.

Wu Wang was really relieved now.

The fifth personality that the other party mentioned at the beach didn't seem to be a joke either.

She probably really has more than two personalities!

Before Wu Wang could ask anything.

The coldness on Zhuge Yue's face instantly melted away, her eyebrows raised and her eyes widened, looking innocent and cute.

Even the corners of her mouth were slightly pursed, looking like a little girl.

She said happily: “I'm Yue Yue! Sister said you wanted to see me? That's great, do you want to be friends with me?”

“Um, not really, if possible, could you please call out the Zhuge Yue from the beginning?”

Wu Wang sighed, covering his face.

This was the first time he felt so tired communicating with someone.

So this is how other people feel when they face me.

I truly deserve it.

“Oh… okay, then next time you want to play with Yue Yue, be sure to have your sister call me, okay…”

Zhuge Yue's tone revealed a hint of disappointment.

As if she had suffered a great grievance, she lowered her head and was about to cry.

A moment later, she took a deep breath.

The joking expression returned again, and she teased with her legs crossed: “Little handsome guy, you made Little Yue Yue cry, you have to be responsible for comforting her next time we meet.”

“You don't need to worry about what that cold-blooded bitch said before.”

“I'm just going to sleep on the sofa, I'm not going to sleep on the bed!”

Wu Wang: “…”

Friend, you keep calling her a bitch, it sounds like you're scolding yourself!

I envy people with schizophrenia, they can have a lively time every day by themselves.

I just don't know if they can play Dou Dizhu with themselves in their minds.

Alright, let's rest here tonight first.

Tomorrow, I'll find a way to leave a note for my second sister, telling her that I'm going on a trip to another place for a few days, so she doesn't worry about me disappearing for no reason and not coming home.

I also have to avoid this Zhuge Yue and go find Xie Zhi to do the transaction.

I haven't finished ripping off the Bureau of Anomalous Affairs yet.

“By the way, did you just level up to level ten?” Zhuge Yue asked, lying on the sofa.

Wu Wang didn't shy away from it and nodded.

After all, normal players would only think that he had just reached level ten from level nine.

They would definitely not think that he had jumped up from level six.

After receiving a positive answer, Zhuge Yue instantly disappeared from the sofa.

The next second, she appeared beside Wu Wang.

She patted him on the shoulder.

Slightly raising her head, she said in a condescending, senior-like manner: “Hmph, level ten is just the beginning of a player getting on the right track.”

“You will unlock a new feature—the Spirit Disaster Square.”

“Let this big sister take a little Chu man like you who hasn't seen the world for a stroll!”

Sisters, what you're saying sounds more like you're taking me to a brothel!

Before Wu Wang could open his mouth to complain.

An invitation suddenly popped up on the friend panel—

[Your friend Zhuge Yue has invited you to join her conference room]

[Since this is your first time entering the Spirit Disaster Square]

[Do you want to create a personal conference room]

[Note: You can choose not to do so for the time being, subsequent creation will not cause any impact]

Here, I have to say, this book has no female lead and no emotional lines. Wu Xiaowang is definitely focused on making fun, women! Will only affect my speed of drawing the sword!