I'm Immortal Speed Pass Supernatural Game

#248 - I hope my life will continue forever (semi-daily version)

The next day was as uneventful as usual.

Since becoming a player,

Wu Wang hadn't gone to work again.

He told his second sister that he was working from home as a self-media creator and didn't need to toil outside.

He even showed her his "salary."

In reality, it was a few thousand yuan he had taken from the money Xie Zhi had given him and deposited into his bank account.

Da da—

Wu Wang walked into the old residential complex.

In his hand, he carried the ingredients for lunch.

As soon as he entered the narrow space surrounded by reinforced concrete,

he saw a piece of paper posted on the bulletin board.

Two glaring characters made him frown.

[Building Rules]

Reading further, he was even more amused and angered.

[Because I am blessed with a golden grandson, in order to not affect the smooth birth of my golden grandson, these building rules are specifically made]

[1. Do not use Wi-Fi, induction cookers, or other things that produce electromagnetic waves]

[2. After 10 PM, upstairs and downstairs are not allowed to watch TV, play on mobile phones or computers, etc., to avoid radiation affecting the baby in the womb]

[3. No cats, dogs, or other pets are allowed; pregnant women are prone to allergies]

[4. Running, playing, making noise, and loud noises are prohibited]

[Please be sure to abide by the building rules]

[Resident of 302]

The sloppy handwriting and the apartment number immediately made Wu Wang recognize who wrote it.

A mother-in-law and daughter-in-law lived in apartment 302, and the husband was away on business all year round.

The mother-in-law was the second landlord of this community.

Because the big landlord of the community was her relative and didn't live here, she was asked to help manage and collect rent.

She was a rather annoying old woman.

She always liked to act old and take advantage of small things.

Several times, when Wu Xiaoyou took a few cats out for a walk, she wanted to kick the cats while Wu Xiaoyou wasn't paying attention, trying to drive them away.

These [Building Rules] even more showed her despicable nature.

Carrying the ingredients upstairs,

Wu Wang immediately turned on the computer and started changing the Wi-Fi name.

Wu Xiaoyou happened to enter the room, covering her nose and wondering, "Why does your room smell so bad? Did something get moldy?"

"That's the smell of my decaying soul and life emanating, got a problem?" Wu Wang said without turning his head.

Wu Xiaoyou: "…"

She silently took the stinky tofu on the table outside.

Then she saw Wu Wang was changing the Wi-Fi name—

[Sixth-Generation Radiation Wall-Penetrating Abortion King (Abortion King is Strong)]

"What are you doing?"

Obviously, she hadn't seen the idiotic notice downstairs.

Wu Wang shrugged and said, "It has something to do with the old woman upstairs."

As soon as he said this, Wu Xiaoyou's expression immediately became serious.

She put her hands on his shoulders and asked worriedly, "Did you go and trick someone again that WeChat steps can be cashed out?"

"I've only done that kind of thing once!" Wu Wang retorted.

"Then did you replace someone's hearing aid with noise-canceling headphones?"

"Do I look like that kind of person?" Wu Wang retorted.

Hearing this,

Wu Xiaoyou's expression became even more complicated.

She started counting one by one, opening her fingers—

"You handed out wedding candy at the entrance of the funeral home, causing me to apologize to everyone; you watered the vegetative person in the hospital, and almost got arrested and locked up in the psychiatric department; you put 'Only Mom is Good in the World' at the entrance of the orphanage, that time when parents came to adopt me and my older sister."

"You replaced someone's protein powder with U•Loveit in the gym, and almost got chased and beaten to death by a dozen strong men; you called 120 in the mortuary to ask the doctor to save people, luckily there was no signal, otherwise the police would have come; you changed the payment code of the street vendor to the reporting link of the Market Supervision Bureau, if it wasn't for the lack of surveillance to film you, I would have had to pick you up at the police station again."

"What kind of person do you think you are in my mind?"

"It's the kind of person who, when others are debating 'If a museum catches fire, should you save the painting first or the cat first?', would appreciate the burning famous painting, listen to the cat's screams, criticize the people who don't save it, and stand on the moral high ground to point fingers."

These heroic deeds made Wu Wang scratch the back of his head embarrassedly.

He said sheepishly, "Am I that outstanding?"

To this, the second sister said with a serious face, "Ah Di, I know you hate that old woman, and I don't like her either."

"But if you trick someone into eating blood pressure medicine and then touching high-voltage electricity again, and someone really dies, Ah Jie is worried that it will be too late to take you and run away."

Wu Wang modified the Wi-Fi name.

He muttered, "Normal people would only think about calling the police, what's with running away?"

Dong—

The second sister gave Wu Wang a knock on the head.

Rolling her eyes, she said unhappily, "You are my Ah Di, you are not allowed to go to jail!"

"Even if I make a mistake?"

"Even if you make a mistake."

After saying that, Wu Xiaoyou seemed to have thought of something.

She pulled out a name from her phone.

[Lord Arrogant Can Do Nothing to Me]

She said with a serious expression, "By the way, help me check what day this person named in the Honor of Kings game has their birthday."

"What do you want to do?" Wu Wang asked suspiciously.

The second sister: "Wish him a happy birthday, you check first."

Wu Wang was silent.

He just silently took the second sister's phone, opened the game and checked the friend requests and chat history.

All that met his eyes were [Lord Arrogant Can Do Nothing to Me]'s passionate interactions with the second sister.

It could be seen that some kind of conflict had occurred between the two in the previous game.

The second sister's clumsy and kind explanations were completely defeated by the other party's family tree offensive tactics.

Therefore, she could only choose to avoid the edge temporarily.

And settle for second best, to wish the other party a happy birthday.

"You fucking plan to dox someone, don't you!"

"Help or not? If you don't help, it's not doxing, I'm going to open your skull."

"Don't worry, checking now."

With Wu Wang's efforts,

before long,

[Lord Arrogant Can Do Nothing to Me]'s generation dropped sharply.

A short greeting mixed with his home address and ID number, made the other party drop from the grandfather generation to the grandson generation.

But Wu Wang didn't do much.

After all, after doxing him, he found that this was just a middle school kid.

In the end, he just simply installed a virus on his phone that would automatically play some kind of pornographic video around six o'clock every afternoon.

Estimating that the family should be eating dinner at this time, the phone volume would also be turned to the maximum.

So that he could enjoy the feeling of social death in front of his parents.

"I am really a helpful Lei Feng, and I can also help children make up for the regret of not being beaten in childhood."

—— —— ——

A beautiful morning passed quickly.

Wu Chef, who had been busy in the kitchen for a long time, came out with his delicacies.

Under Wu Xiaoyou's strange gaze, he put the plates and cups on the table.

Seeing that the second sister hadn't moved her chopsticks for a long time,

he couldn't help but wonder: "No appetite? Are you sick?"

Wu Xiaoyou confirmed the dishes on the table again.

She sighed and said, "So, you bought okra and jelly to make this? What are those round white soft balls on top?"

"Black sesame dumplings." Wu Wang said, chewing on the squid tentacles in his mouth, "This is my masterpiece—Abyss of Sorrow."

Looking at this strange dish,

Wu Xiaoyou moved her gaze to the cup of squid tentacles he was drinking.

She clenched her fists and took a deep breath.

She resisted the urge to snatch it from him and dump it in the trash.

Gritting her teeth, she asked, "Then what is this?"

Wu Wang slurped a mouthful of brain flower.

Patting his chest, he said, "Brain in a Vat!"

"Don't worry, all the ingredients are safe to eat, this green liquid is the juice I squeezed from kiwis, it tastes really good, do you want to try it?"

To be honest, Wu Xiaoyou actually recognized Wu Wang's cooking skills.

From her perspective,

even when she was [Higanbana].

She had once infiltrated a high-class mansion under the guise of attending a banquet.

It was to eliminate a "Postman" who had killed several colleagues just to steal a valuable painting for money.

Even the dishes made by the famous chef specially hired by the host at that banquet were not as skillful as Wu Wang's.

She even thought that her younger brother could find a job as a chef in a five-star hotel.

He would definitely live a prosperous life and have a thriving business.

However, Wu Wang rejected this suggestion.

And said, "Cooking is just a hobby. If I turn my hobby into a job, I will lose my passion for the kitchen."

Besides, the more important point is—

He likes to innovate.

He often comes up with strange dishes, like these two things today.

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A normal person would probably flip the table and run away.

But Wu Xiaoyou wouldn't.

Her complaints are just daily dissatisfaction.

In reality, she will still eat all the dishes Wu Wang makes.

Because she really doesn't want to eat instant noodles anymore.

"You're amazing, you're aloof, you're 1080P," Wu Xiaoyou said, giving a thumbs up with one hand.

With the other hand, she reached for the "Abyss's Lament" with her chopsticks.

Before long, the two of them wiped out the food on the table.

While her second sister was taking the dishes to the kitchen to wash them.

Wu Wang returned to his room.

After locking the door.

He opened his panel.

There were several messages flashing non-stop.

"Xiezhi… Xiaoxiao… Know-It-All…"

These people were all sending messages to the account 【Yan Shuangying】.

Wu Wang took turns opening them to check.

Xiaoxiao, needless to say.

Naturally, it was to solve the problem of the curse on her.

He had already asked 【Heart Ablaze】 about this.

According to what Lou Yu had seen about Xiaoxiao's problem.

It was actually similar to 【Heart Ablaze】 possessing Wu Xiaoyou before.

Xiaoxiao also had a spiritual curse on her.

The difference between her and Wu Xiaoyou is that.

Originally, 【Heart Ablaze】 wanted to seize her consciousness and use her Yin body to return to her original world.

And the curse in Xiaoxiao's body is simply attached to her soul, fundamentally destroying and annihilating her, and doesn't care what happens to her body.

It even hopes that Xiaoxiao will be completely destroyed.

The spiritual body carrying the curse does not have a certain consciousness like 【Heart Ablaze】.

It is more like the existence of raising a little ghost in some kind of evil art.

It is a very pure and difficult to remove curse.

Of course, this is only difficult to remove for others.

Fortunately, Wu Wang has a tool in his hand that can easily deal with spiritual curses.

That 【Selfless Silver Needle】 can directly transfer this curse to Wu Wang himself.

His soul is not something that any Tom, Dick, or Harry can possess.

Even 【Heart Ablaze】 could only curl up inside Wu Wang's left wrist and make a mark, shivering.

As for directly attaching to Wu Wang's soul?

You have to ask the Abyss God if he agrees first.

Spiritual curse fighting the Abyss God? Will it win?

Definitely not, old brother.

But currently Wu Wang hasn't figured out what benefits he wants to get from Xiaoxiao.

Anyway, doesn't she still have a few months?

Then just leave her hanging and wait until he has thought of the conditions.

Then go find her for a deal.

After ripping her off, she still has to thank him.

"I have already obtained the clues to the legendary item."

"Contact me within three days if needed."

"The transaction will take place inside the 【Continental Hotel】."

This is the message 【Know-It-All】 sent to Wu Wang.

Obviously, it was the previous transaction regarding 【Void Yellow Sand】.

Unexpectedly, in such a short period of time, she obtained clues to the legendary item from another transaction partner.

Wu Wang smiled with relief.

Wait until the next instance about 【Hope】 Venerable ends.

He will find a way to get the 【Clown Headdress】 to complete the legendary set.

Plus the assistance of 【Eye of the Seer】.

Possessing two legendary equipment to find the legendary equipment from 【Know-It-All】.

Isn't this a piece of cake?

He casually responded to 【Know-It-All】 with a few words, and after agreeing to meet at the 【Continental Hotel】 at 12 o'clock at night.

He turned his attention to the last message.

"Brother Yan, are you still around Mingyang City? Or close to Mingyang City?"

"I have a little trouble that I need your help with."

"If you are willing, please reply to the message."

Wu Wang frowned.

Xiezhi wants to seek his help?

It's really strange. As the branch leader of the Mingyang City's Special Affairs Bureau.

Wouldn't it be better to find a colleague when encountering something?

Why come to him, a nominally free player?

With a doubtful attitude, he asked Xiezhi: "Is it official or personal?"

"Personal," Xiezhi quickly responded.

Wu Wang continued to ask: "Specifically, what's the situation? Tell me, and I'll decide whether to come and help you."

This time, Xiezhi did not respond for a long time.

So long that his second sister was about to finish her work in the kitchen.

She shouted in the living room asking Wu Wang if he wanted to go out for a walk to digest the food.

Only then did he see Xiezhi's message sent over—

"Outside the suburbs of Mingyang City, there is a newly emerged 【Calamity Cave】."

"The level of danger is suspected to be the existence left behind after a nightmare-level reality instance was cleared."

"I hope you can come and help me investigate the situation in the 【Calamity Cave】 clearly."

Seeing this, Wu Wang realized something was wrong.

Logically speaking, this kind of thing can't be considered a personal matter, right?

Dealing with the existence of 【Calamity Cave】 is the duty of the Special Affairs Bureau.

Just like the incident in the 【Calamity Cave】 left behind in Yin Edge Village, where the seal of the Yin Edge Great God was broken.

Even if Ancheng couldn't handle the Yin Edge Great God, they could also seek Xiezhi's help from Mingyang City.

If the 【Calamity Cave】 here is too dangerous.

He can also seek the assistance of other branch leaders.

It's obviously an "official matter"!

"Who are the participants? Besides you, who else? Why not seek the assistance of other branch leaders?"

Wu Wang has always been straightforward.

Although he still quite approves of and admires Xiezhi.

But the whole thing reveals a strange feeling.

If it's not explained clearly, Wu Wang will not go to the 【Calamity Cave】 to provide assistance.

Because he is more worried that this is a trap set by the Special Affairs Bureau for 【Yan Shuangying】.

After a moment, Xiezhi replied with a message.

This time, Wu Wang was dumbfounded.

"I have been suspended from my duties."

"I offended some people in the 【Relic Scramble】 before. They set a trap and put the hat of 【Calamity Cult】 on me."

"Although I can still move freely, I can't call any resources from the Bureau."

"There are clues in the 【Calamity Cave】 that can clear my name."

"Sorry, if possible, I really don't want to involve other people."

"But the level of danger in this 【Calamity Cave】 is very likely that I can't handle it alone, so I can only come and seek the help of Brother Yan."

"Of course, if it's inconvenient for you, it's okay to refuse."

"Even if I am taken back to the capital for investigation, no one will come to find trouble because of your relationship with me."

"Those people just can't stand me being good. They dare not attack a top free player like you who has a good relationship with the Special Affairs Bureau."

Xiezhi… has been suspended from his duties?

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