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Here's a joke: Fries' birthday is on the fifth day of the first lunar month.

That's right, it was yesterday.

The fifth day of the first lunar month is for welcoming the God of Wealth.

But I forgot.

Yesterday at midnight, my family sent me a red envelope wishing Fries a happy birthday, and that's when I remembered it was my birthday.

My parents asked me where I went to play for my birthday.

They were worried that I was out playing during the day and didn't want to disturb me with a video call, so they sent the red envelope and made the video call at night.

I said awkwardly, "A one-day tour of the bedroom, an hourly stroll in the kitchen, a half-day rest in the living room, plus a slow jog to the快递站 (kuài dì zhàn,快递站 means express delivery station).".

The two elders were speechless.

They then asked me when I would bring a girlfriend back home.

Those who understand, understand. It's a classic project for those working away from their home province.

I said I don't step out of my front door all day, living a three-point line existence between the bedroom, kitchen, and toilet. I'm practically more disciplined than someone in prison. How am I supposed to meet girls? Unless I get hit by a female driver when I go downstairs to pick up a package.

Otherwise, the only way I could meet a girl at home is if she crashed into my floor in a Boeing 767, like the Twin Towers.

Then I'd have to praise her for being authentic, just like Super Wings' Jett, able to approach a residential area at an unknown Mach speed in low-altitude flight.

And able to bypass our national air defense system.

You are this (manually gives a thumbs up .jpg).

I managed to fool the two elders with my nonsense.

After all, they're used to my mental state only being normal occasionally, they just told me not to go hungry outside.

So, I'm still planning to celebrate my birthday, drag my roommate out for a meal and have some fun.

Even though my birthday was yesterday.

I'll make up for it today.

Go out and have fun, take a short vacation.

Fries also wishes everyone a prosperous and smooth new year.

I love you all (Yuanshen blinks her big, beautiful eyes and says).