I'm In Heaven, I Just Want To Work Overtime

Chapter 69: Primordial Origin Qi Taiqing Divine Talisman

"Disciple obeys!" Long Eyebrows Perfected Being said.

"In the Earth Immortal realm, the Monster King is running rampant. I bestow upon you the Primordial Origin Qi Taiqing Divine Talisman, which can evolve into the Liangyi Microcosm Grand Array!"

With a wave of his hand, Laozi sent out a jade talisman. It was about one foot long and three fingers wide, emitting a shimmering green light, with layers upon layers of inscriptions.

The immortals were greatly shocked. The Primordial Origin Qi Taiqing Divine Talisman was formed from Laozi's innate qi and possessed boundless power.

The Liangyi Microcosm Grand Array was one of the top formations in the Three Realms. When fully deployed, it was said to be weaker than the three great killing formations of the Primordial Era: the Annihilation of Life and Death, the Microcosm of the Two Realms, and the Dust of the Two Worlds.

"I also bestow upon you the Primordial Yang Ruler, the Purple and Green Twin Swords, the Meridian Cosmic Light Disc, and other Spirit Treasures, which can be used for establishing a sect in the future!"

Laozi waved his hand again, and all the Spirit Treasures that Xuan Du had brought were sent flying towards Long Eyebrows Perfected Being.

"Disciple Long Eyebrows will definitely abide by the teachings of the Master, drive away the demonic influences in the human world, and bring prosperity to the human race!"

Looking at the many Spirit Treasures before him, Long Eyebrows Perfected Being's expression became somewhat excited.

"It seems that Mount Shu is about to flourish..." Xia Yi calculated in his heart.

"In that case, you may all leave!" Laozi then disappeared.

The immortals also left in groups of two or three, some going to the Heavenly World, some going to the Earth Immortal realm to visit friends, and some going to the mortal realm to accumulate external skills.

Xia Yi and Tai Bai Jin Xing also prepared to leave and return to the Heavenly Court.

However, they were stopped by Xuan Du.

"You are the Heavenly Court's janitor?"

"Replying to Master, this humble deity is indeed the janitor appointed by the Heavenly Court!" Xia Yi quickly bowed in salute.

"The Master said that in your spare time, you can come to the Great Red Heaven to clean!" Xuan Du said.

"Thank you for the Master's grace!"

Xia Yi was greatly surprised and also somewhat excited.

In the Great Red Heaven, there were countless water sprinklers, weeding boys, and duty-bound divine generals. The Dou Suo Palace also had two golden and silver boys cleaning, so there was no shortage of cleaning.

Laozi's intention was that he could come to the Great Red Heaven to listen to lectures at any time.

Xuan Du then said, "You have a deep source of blessings and excellent talent. I bestow upon you a copy of the Taiqing Violet Palace Immortal Art!"

"Thank you, Master!" Xia Yi was overjoyed.

Although he had the "Hong Meng Calamity Sutra," it was not a method of cultivating one's destiny.

And the "Bo Xun Heavenly Demon Sutra" was a top-notch method of the Left Path, not suitable for cultivation in the Heavenly Court.

The "Taiqing Violet Palace Immortal Art" was one of the orthodox methods of the Human Teaching's Apex Level, capable of comprehending the Great Dao.

After returning to the Heavenly Court, everything remained the same.

It's just that there were more divine gods in the janitor's palace.

There were the Heavenly Court's official gods, as well as the Scattered Immortals from the Heavenly World.

Xia Yi understood that this was because news of his name being left on the Great Red Celestial Immortal Monument had spread.

Disciples of the Three Teachings were respected wherever they went.

The Great Heavenly Venerable knew about it and specially issued an edict to reward him with some pills and immortal brews.

In a hidden place in the Heavenly Court.

Xia Yi secretly took out a jade slip and said, "This contains the majority of the restrictions in the Ninefold Heavenly Prison, and there are also many restriction formations in the Peach Garden. This is the limit of what I could find!"

"Mm, the Ghost Sect will not forget your contributions!" the divine general said happily.

"I wonder how many Fellow Daoists from the Holy Sect are in the Heavenly Court?" Xia Yi casually asked.

"You shouldn't ask what you shouldn't ask!" The divine general's expression became solemn, and a killing intent filled the air.

"Brother, there's no need to be like this. I was just asking casually!" Xia Yi laughed.

The divine general's face was cold, and he hurriedly left with a jade slip in his hand.

"We need to find other undercover agents in the Netherworld..." Xia Yi whispered.

Having one undercover agent was enough.

After being promoted to Celestial Immortal, Haotian Jinque was urging him to quickly control the Broom Star and clean the Extreme Void Starry Sky.

Xia Yi then arrived at the Star Pavilion on the thirty-third level of heaven.

Looking up at the Extreme Void Starry Sky, a huge fireball hung in the sky, almost boundless, emitting infinite heat and light.

The rest of the endless void was vast and immeasurable, with shining stars and countless meteors streaking across the sky, dense like rain, and countless giant planets floating among them.

The Extreme Void Starry Sky was originally transformed from the ancient Heavenly World, with endless stars, almost ninety-nine percent of which were shattered primordial rocks.

Although the Broom Star ranked last among the celestial stars, it was the most special one.

It was not stationary, but constantly shuttling and speeding through the celestial stars.

In the words of his past life, it was similar to Halley's Comet.

It circled around the Heavenly Court once every year.

According to the immortal officials of the Star Pavilion, the Broom Star last visited the thirty-third level of heaven seven months ago.

"There are still five months left..."

There was no other way. Xia Yi could only wait.

The Star Pavilion was a transit station to the 365 celestial stars. Currently, only the Taiyin Star, the Qiming Star, and the Broom Star were under the management of the main gods.

Time passed quickly.

In the midst of the Extreme Void Starry Sky, a huge meteor streaked across the void, emitting a dazzling light, with a long tail trailing behind, resembling a broom.

"Star Lord, this is the Broom Star. Seize the opportunity, or you'll have to wait another year!"

An immortal official reminded him.

"I am well aware of that."

Xia Yi immediately summoned the divine command of the Broom Star.

Before long, he felt the tremendous suction force coming from the Tai Xu, and in the blink of an eye, he was already on the Broom Star.

All around him was silence, with dark red stone covering the ground, harder than refined steel. It was empty and desolate, with only sporadic giant rocks as decoration.

Looking up, countless stars were shining in the sky, the pitch-black celestial dome changing mysteriously, as if it contained the principles of the Heavenly Dao and the secrets of the universe.

Suddenly, a hundred-zhang-high hurricane swept in from a distance, presenting a grayish-red color and emitting a mournful howl, as if billions of lingering souls were roaring.

Xia Yi flicked his finger, and a golden light the size of a bean shot out, changing and expanding in the air, then collided with the hurricane.

Both instantly dissipated into nothingness.

With a single hand gesture, a wisp of grayish-red air flow was drawn in.

Within it, he sensed poverty, sorrow, decay, calamity, shame, cruelty, foulness, pain...

As if it contained all the misfortunes in the world.

"This is the aura of calamity..."

Xia Yi had practiced the "Hongmeng Calamity Scripture" and was very familiar with this kind of aura.

He then activated his technique and absorbed this wisp of aura.

Now he finally understood why Haotian, the Heavenly Emperor, had bestowed him with the Purple Jade Bamboo back in the Lingxiao Palace.

Even if it was the Immortal of Good Fortune, if they stayed here for a long time, their luck would be ruined, and calamities would keep coming until they were caught in a cycle of disaster.

Being able to reincarnate was already a good outcome.

And the Purple Jade Bamboo was an item used by the Heavenly Emperor to clean the Purple Cloud Palace. It was an Innate Spirit Root that could dispel the aura of calamity and suppress the luck of immortals.

"So it seems that the Heavenly Emperor is quite a good boss!"

The pervasive aura of calamity was a great poison to other immortals, but for Xia Yi, who practiced the "Hongmeng Calamity Scripture," it was a Sacred Land for cultivation.

(End of this chapter)