I'm In Heaven, I Just Want To Work Overtime

Chapter 88: The Joyful Zen Path

One of the monks said, "Senior Brother, this female immortal's Flying Stone Technique is incredibly powerful. Even though I have been cultivating the Diamond Body Technique for five hundred years, I still find it difficult to withstand. Why don't we use the Joyful Heaven Net to capture this female immortal and offer her to Venerable?"

"Good! Venerable's matter is urgent, and we can no longer be stingy with our vitality!"

After speaking, the two monks joined forces to summon a large pink net that covered the sky and the earth. It emitted the fragrance of sandalwood, with a hint of temptation, luring people to fall into temptation.

The female immortal had a cultivation level of approximately Earth Immortal Late Stage. She quickly activated her protective Mysterious Light, enveloping herself in a clear and bright light, resisting the surging pink Zen light from all directions.

She also raised her hand, and a dragon eye-sized pearl flew above her head, emitting a brilliant light.

However, the waves of Zen light continued to relentlessly destroy her protective Mysterious Light.

The female immortal felt her whole body going numb, and her Primordial Spirit seemed to want to leave her body.

She could only endure it bitterly.

But she couldn't hold on for much longer.

"This is the Joyful Zen Light!"

Xia Yi was somewhat surprised, then he bent his bow and nocked an arrow.

Only a "swoosh" sound was heard, and one of the monks let out a scream and fell to the ground.

A pink relic flew towards the west like lightning.

But how could Xia Yi let it escape?

He transformed into a giant hand of about ten meters and grabbed the relic.

"Who are you, immortal? I am a disciple under Joyful Venerable's seat. Release it immediately!"

The remaining monk was shocked and could only pretend to threaten.

"It seems that there are quite a few scoundrels in the west!"

Xia Yi shook his head, summoned a blood-colored magic sword that flowed with blood, and slashed through the Shattering Void, emitting a dazzling blood light. It was like a river of blood rushing forward, slashing towards the remaining monk.

The monk summoned a golden bowl that emitted a bright light, illuminating the sky.

However, it was directly split open by the magic sword, and he himself was also hit, turning into a puddle of blood, leaving only the relic emitting a bright light.

Xia Yi used the Soul Searching Technique and quickly understood the whole story.

It turned out that there was a Joyful Venerable in the Western Buddhism who specialized in cultivating the Joyful Zen Technique. His strength had already reached the peak of Golden Immortal.

When the Hongmeng was opened and the Yin and Yang of the universe were divided, there was a harmony between heaven and earth, and the technique of dual cultivation emerged.

The Joyful Zen Technique was also one of the three thousand extinction methods in Buddhism, seeking to attain extinction through great joy and great bliss.

Originally, cultivating the Joyful Zen Path was a gradual process, with both men and women participating.

The original intention of the Saint who created the Joyful Zen Technique was to take joy as a means to attain great extinction, to guide and transform lost beings in the world, so that they would not sink into the obsession of the physical body and skin, and it was deeply rooted in the principles of heaven.

However, in order to further advance, Joyful Venerable obtained the Taiyi Dao and took advantage of the chaos of the Great Tribulation and the rampage of cause and effect to send his disciples to the mortal realm to find a few virgin female immortals and take their true Yin.

But this behavior was no different from the demonic teachings of the Asura Demon Sect, only taking and not giving, which violated the true meaning of great joy.

Xia Yi looked at the two relics in his hand and smiled, "I was just worried that I had nothing to present to King Zhou, but now I have something!"

On the other side, the female immortal also regained her senses and circulated her mana, recovering quite a bit.

She quickly bowed and said, "Thank you, Immortal, for saving me. Chan Yu is deeply grateful!"

"Chan Yu? Deng Chan Yu?" Xia Yi exclaimed.

"Immortal, do you know me?" Deng Chan Yu asked curiously.

Xia Yi smiled and said, "I have only heard of Deng Jiu Gong's daughter, the General of the Three Mountains, who is skilled in the Five Light Stones and is extremely powerful. Ordinary immortals cannot resist you!"

Deng Chan Yu was also a pitiful woman. In her previous life, she was forced to marry Sun Wukong, the "Wu Dalang," which was already quite tragic.

Even more tragically, after her death, she had to become Sun Wukong's wife in the divine realm.

It can be said that she was trapped in an eternal cycle of suffering.

Speaking of which, the Chan Sect really likes to force marriages. First, there was Princess Longji, and now there's Deng Chan Yu. It's truly not treating people as human beings.

"The Immortal Master's praise is undeserved!" Deng Chanyu's face turned slightly red as she said, "May I ask for the Immortal Master's name?"

"I am Tianchenzi!" Xia Yi replied.

This name was chosen to represent the meaning of the Celestial Beast and the stars.

Deng Chanyu said, "Tianchen Immortal Master, why not rest at the San Shan Pass for a few days, so that Chanyu can show her hospitality?"

Xia Yi thought for a moment and said, "That would be troublesome, Fairy."

The general guarding the San Shan Pass was named Deng Jiugong. Upon hearing that his beloved daughter had almost been captured by a lecherous monk, he became furious and immediately ordered the destruction of several temples within the pass.

"Thank you, Immortal Master, for saving my daughter. Otherwise, she would have fallen into the abyss of Myriad Tribulations and never returned," Deng Jiugong said with some fear.

"It was also due to the auspiciousness of the young lady's destiny. Even if I hadn't intervened, she would have turned misfortune into fortune," Xia Yi said.

This statement by Xia Yi was not unfounded. Deng Chanyu's luck was indeed flourishing, and there was no danger of her true yin leaking out and endangering her life.

"May I ask where the Immortal Master cultivates?" Deng Jiugong asked.

"I cultivate at the Cangqiong Mountain in the Heavenly World, accumulating merits in the mortal realm," Xia Yi replied.

Deng Jiugong's expression changed. It turned out that Xia Yi was an immortal from the Heavenly World.

His attitude became even more respectful.

After some small talk, Deng Jiugong said, "Since I was young, I have always been fond of seeking immortality and asking for the Dao. I have never encountered a renowned teacher. Can I become a disciple of the Immortal Master? I would like to learn some immortal arts to protect myself, so as not to be harmed by those lecherous monks and other evil paths!"

Deng Chanyu also felt extremely fortunate and immediately knelt down, saying, "Please, Perfected Being, accept me as your disciple!"

Xia Yi pondered for a moment and said, "Alright, I will accept you as my disciple."

"Disciple pays respects to Master!"

Deng Chanyu was overjoyed and quickly performed a kowtow.

Xia Yi said, "Your stone-throwing technique is a secret technique of the ancient witch sect, and its power is not insignificant. The Five-Light Stone is also a fragment of the colorful stone used by Nüwa, the goddess who repaired the heavens in ancient times. It is sufficient for dealing with immortals of the same level, but it falls short when facing other powerful beings at the Profound Immortal Level."

With a wave of his hand, Xia Yi caused more than a dozen dragon-eye-sized stones to appear on the ground, emitting radiant and colorful light.

"These stones are fragments of the colorful stone, several levels better than your Five-Light Stone."

When Nüwa repaired the heavens, she actually repaired the ancient primordial Heavenly World.

While cleaning the Extreme Void Starry Sky, Xia Yi discovered some remnants of the colorful stone among those fragments of ancient stars.

Originally, he had intended to refine them into Law Treasures, but now he gave them to Deng Chanyu, who could make better use of them.

"Thank you, Master!"

Deng Chanyu put away the colorful stones, feeling joyful in her heart.

"You only have the stone-throwing technique, which is too single-minded. What if your enemies have a way to counter Law Treasures? I will give you the Sword of Annihilating Gods and the Lingyun Bell!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a three-foot-long treasure sword appeared on the ground. The sword body and hilt were seamlessly integrated, emitting a subtle brilliance, with a sharp edge as thin as a cicada's wing.

Beside it was a large bell that looked very ancient, as if it were made of bronze, but it gave people a sense of heaviness, vastness, and solidity.

The Lingyun Bell was actually the Chaos Bell of the primordial Heavenly World, a remarkable Spirit Treasure.

As for the Sword of Annihilating Gods, Xia Yi had Law Treasures like the Purple Jade Bamboo and the Blood-Transforming Divine Blade, but he rarely used them.

He might as well give them to his disciple, since she was his own, and it wouldn't be a loss.

"Finally, I will give you the Taiqing Sword Art!"

With a point of his finger, a clear light flew out and hit Deng Chanyu's eyes directly.

In Deng Chanyu's Primordial Spirit, numerous intricate and inexplicable characters appeared.

Xia Yi himself hadn't comprehended much of the Taiqing Sword Art, so he simply passed it all on to Deng Chanyu for her to comprehend on her own.

Deng Chanyu's aptitude and potential were both excellent, even among the Three Teachings, she was a rare genius.

Otherwise, the Orthodox Sect would rather force a marriage than let her join their sect.

"Now that the calamity is approaching, I hope you will cultivate well!" Xia Yi said, and then turned into a fiery rainbow, disappearing without a trace.

(End of this chapter)