I'm in Konoha, I want to be Hokage

Chapter 215 Farts are poisonous

Author: February Jiangbian

Chapter 215 Farts are poisonous

Lu Ren and Minato's wrong words directly attracted everyone's attention.

Most of the people present are acquaintances, and regardless of their stance, there are more or less various causal relationships.

Among them, Uchiha Madara was the most excited.

I was originally thinking about what to do with Donglai.

Should I contact Obito and find a way to launch the action plan for hunting the tailed beast? I should first go there and have the most wanton fight with Hashirama.

As for the Sarutobi Moon Slash that he summoned himself by using Earth Reincarnation.

Sorry, is that little dwarf some kind of weirdo? How dare that kind of miscellaneous fish try to control himself?

It’s almost like a joke!

Madara Uchiha didn't even pay attention to someone of Sarutobi Tsukizan's level.

Well, when Uchiha Madara realized that Shikato was also present, he immediately changed his previous thoughts!

In the previous reincarnations of the dirty land, he faced the deer man's situation, and his defeat became more miserable every time.

How could it be acceptable for someone as conceited as Madara Uchiha to be so conceited?

The name Nara Shikato has become Uchiha Madara's second greatest enemy in his own destiny.

As for the number one, there is no doubt that it is Thousand Leg Pillar, and that position is unshakable by anyone.

And it has nothing to do with strength, it comes from fatalism at the genetic level.

At this moment, when Uchiha Madara saw Shikato, he immediately felt like an enemy and was extremely jealous.

He grinned high, and his scarlet Sharingan eyes were filled with shadows of violence and wantonness.

"Madara!"

A sudden call woke up Madara Uchiha.

Uchiha Madara's fierce-looking eyes instantly turned back from Shikato, and Azuma stretched his neck and echoed: "Hashirama!"

After shouting, he was stunned and said with a dark expression: "Hashirama, the previous misunderstanding between them has been postponed for the time being. He can't wait to destroy the junior over there!"

After saying that, he turned his eyes and looked at the Deer Man ferociously again.

"Madara!"

"Hashira..."

Madoka Uchiha's consciousness echoed, but he didn't react until the last word. He stared at Thousand Legs Hashirama who covered his mouth and suppressed a smile with a black question mark on his face.

Is that idiot playing a trick on him?!

Although he has played with him before, but never like that!

That idiot actually learned it badly!

Uchiha Madara's face darkened: "Shut up, I'm an idiot!"

Thousand Legs Hashirama laughed loudly, stretched out his arms and slapped the side vigorously, his tone was particularly high-spirited: "Hey, did you see, that guy is a fool, hahahaha!"

Sarutobi Tsukizan was already a bit embarrassed by Hashirama-sama's words before, but now he was slapped on the back by him again and again. The force was so strong that he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

On the side, Namikaze Minato was also a little speechless, smiling awkwardly: "Then the legendary Shodaime-sama, the god of ninja, and Uchiha Madara, the ninja Shura?"

"Zhen thinks the atmosphere is a bit nice."

Thousand-leg Hashirama heard Namikaze Minato's complaints, turned his head and said curiously: "Hey, that's wrong, who am I?"

But being summoned by the Hokage using the dirt reincarnation, and appearing at the same time as himself and Madara, he must not be an ordinary person.

Upon hearing this, Namikaze Minato pointed to the big characters "Fourth Hokage" on the back of the god's robe, and chuckled: "Hey, he is the fourth Hokage after Lord Sandaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato."

Thousand Legs Hashirama said in surprise: "Hey, then how could I reject that painting..."

"Oh, that's wrong. He seemed to have heard of my name when he was summoned last time. If I remember correctly, was I -"

Deerman calmly took over the words: "I was killed by him."

Thousand Legs Hashirama: "..."

Namikaze Minato scratched his head and said helplessly: "Well, how should I put it? Although there are many things that have not been done, he also accepts that fact."

Thousand-legged Hashirama's thinking was quite fast, and he didn't have the attitude of being reincarnated by Sarutobi Yue. Instead, he looked more enthusiastic: "Hey, brother Shikato, we met again, what was I doing that time?"

?”

"Wrong, where is Xiaozuna?"

Shikato: "As for Tsuna, he is probably in the casino. As for him, as we can see, he is taking over the entire Konoha."

Thousand-legged Hashirama was not angry when he heard this. Instead, he laughed and walked towards Shikato: "Well, brother, I really thought Konoha had some ideas. He told me, at that point, could he--"

When the deer man saw him approaching, he said bluntly: "Get out."

Thousand Legs Hashirama's whole body stiffened, and then he crouched in the corner. His aura instantly changed from the self-confidence and self-confidence that he had just expressed freely, to a listless and low-pressure one.

The others were immediately speechless. Could the rumored God of Ninja be such an idiot?

Uchiha Madara snorted: "Red Chi."

Then he turned his attention to the deer man again: "Hey, junior, let's continue their fight."

"The one defeat was because he was careless and didn't dodge."

As soon as he finished speaking, those scarlet three-magatama Sharingan eyes were filled with the desire to fight.

The deer man took one look at him and chose to help him.

Then he slapped the rubble with one leg to the east of his foot.

Psychic art!

Bang!

Red smoke rises from the liquid.

"There was an explosion in the sky, and I made a grand appearance!"

The soft and glutinous six-tailed beast Rhinoceros officially makes its debut in the East that attracts much attention.

Its figure is still a shrunken version, its body is still paper-red and soft, with two calves sticking out from its waist.

At this moment, the rhinoceros is akimbo, tapping its toes, and looking up at Dongba: "Hello, everyone, he is our rhino treasure!"

"Let him take a look and see if there was anyone who didn't open his eyes that time and actually offended the glorious and majestic Mr. Deerman of his family——"

After that, he glanced around, suddenly his eyes stopped, and he exclaimed: "Damn, he's so big!"

Uchiha Madara's face was already livid, and he wasn't that B, six-tailed beast rhinoceros breed!

If Thousand Legs Hashirama is his destiny partner, and Nara Shikato is his nemesis, then the six-tailed beast Rhinoceros is Uchiha Madara's partner with the strongest killing intent.

He wished he could eat that kid alive!

The deer man glanced at the rhinoceros who had shrunk to his shoulders after saying his big words. He lowered his head for a moment, and his dark eyes fell on the instigating rhinoceros.

The rhinoceros suddenly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and with those eyes, the whole beast was frightened.

Compared to Uchiha Madara's fear in Azuma, Shikato's fear was even more terrifying.

Without saying anything, he immediately jumped back to the east.

It stood at the feet of the deer man, with the deer man supporting him, and immediately emboldened him and said: "What a big boy, why do I see Daddy?"

Uchiha Madara was so ridiculed by Ichijo Koko in public, he was so angry that he almost exploded, and the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan instantly appeared in his eyes.

The huge blue chakra around him rises like a flame.

Susanko's skeleton, muscles, and armor were formed one after another.

Susanako, who was in full form as soon as he appeared, was so huge that he crushed the pavilion directly to his feet with one kick.

Everyone present immediately jumped to the wider outside area of ​​the arena.

The rhinoceros was even more cowardly and huddled behind the Deerman's feet, but he did not show any weakness at all: "Humph, you dare to try to do the same thing even if you are a small skill -"

"The mighty Tianlong!"

After saying that, he raised his head and said coquettishly: "Sir, it's my turn to show off my power."

The deer man glanced at the arrogant and stubborn coward with a somewhat speechless look.

Although it can only stimulate Uchiha Madara if you call it, and so far, the effect is indeed good.

But that guy was so mean that I wanted to beat him up.

Deer Man: "What nonsense did I read during those months?"

Rhinoceros chuckled, "He is currently reading a book called 'How Godfather Was Made'."

Then it stretched out its paw and pointed at Uchiha Madara: "At first, I didn't have much sense of empathy until you summoned him again and saw his great son reunited after a long absence."

Deerman: "..."

Uchiha Madara finally couldn't hold back his anger. He couldn't stand the others at all. The fully formed Susanako spread his wings and stepped on the spot with his huge body, turning nearly half of the arena into ruins.

Susanako, who was even more exaggerated than the small mountain, soared in the sky with his entire huge body.

A sharp and huge long knife cut through the sky, and the knife fell in the air!

It is inevitable that the Nara Deer Man, together with that filthy reptile, will be chopped into ashes with one sword!

The sword is like the slanting moon, carrying the power to destroy the heaven and the earth!

The sword flashed in the east, and powerful hurricanes exploded on both sides of the sword!

Not long after they fell, the rest of the people outside the arena were already blown away by that stroke!

This also shocked the rest of the people watching the game.

The rumored ninja is actually so terrifying!

Kakashi, Yuzuki Kurenai, Asuma, and Shiranui Genma were all knocked far away by the violent sword force, and they hit the outer wall before stopping eastward.

However, before they could sigh at the terror of the legendary ninja, an even more horrifying scene caught their eyes.

The huge and sharp samurai sword was currently being held in the palm of Deer Man's single leg.

The thumb was placed on one side of the back of the sword, and the four fingers were placed together on the other side of the back of the sword. With just a slight squeeze, he had already pinched the giant samurai sword that could crack mountains and cracked the ground in the center of his legs.

The rhinoceros held onto the deer man's trousers tightly to prevent him from being swept away by the huge momentum caused by the blow. At this moment, the scene was already strange to him.

The rhinoceros chose to take advantage of the human power, and pouted in a strange manner: "Uh-huh-huh-huh--"

"Uchiha Madara, I'm just a stinky ginseng seller!"

Uchiha Madara stood outside Susanko's body completely, his mind was filled with denial of the rhinoceros' strange and sarcastic face, and he said with murderous intent: "Baby! I'd better not let him catch me!!!"

The rhinoceros put his hands on his hips, straightened his back and twitched his buttocks in an arrogant manner:

"What if I hit him?"

"When I hit him, he let me have sex~"

Madara Uchiha's eyes were bloodshot.

At that time, the deer man bent down and grabbed the rhinoceros by the collar and picked it up from the ground.

The rhinoceros immediately smiled charmingly: "Sir, are you good at teasing such a big boy? I'll see if it satisfies me that time."

Deer Man: "He doesn't like my unruly look, so I'll recover."

The rhinoceros immediately coughed and returned to his serious look, looking very cute and cute.

Just a second later, it suddenly realized that it was quite powerful, because the Deerman swung his leg and threw the entire soft body of the Rhinoceros with great force.

The rhinoceros was shocked: "Sir, I don't want to throw him away!!!"

Bang!

There was a gentle impact, and the flying rhinoceros was caught by the thigh of Uchiha Madara's perfect body, Susanko, and was easily grasped.

The rhinoceros raised his head, and saw Madara Uchiha standing between Susanko's eyebrows. He was immediately frightened, and his whole body immediately became wet, almost melting on the spot.

At the same time, I scolded my master a thousand times in my heart.

Uchiha Madara stared at the six-tailed rhinoceros that was pinched by Susanko's legs, and the corners of his mouth turned up, showing a crooked smile like a dragon king: "Hehehe——"

Just when he was laughing, a black afterimage suddenly appeared right in front of the rhinoceros, just in front of Susanko's forehead.

Flying Thunder God Technique!

The deer man appeared in mid-air unexpectedly, and his raised fists were already blackened with domineering energy, his back was twisted into a big dragon, and his arms were like bows!

The raised fist landed on Susanko's forehead without hesitation.

boom!!!

Susanako, who is famous for both offense and defense, was like paper at that moment, completely falling apart the moment it came into contact!

So much so that Uchiha Madara was so stunned that he couldn't react, let alone that he didn't expect the deer man to appear so unexpectedly!

It was an ordinary punch, but it knocked Susanko to pieces easily!

At the first moment of Uchiha Madara's eyes, the scarlet Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan faded away and turned into circles of mosquito-repellent incense eyes.

"Shinra Tenzheng!!!"

The extremely terrifying repulsion suddenly broke out at the very last moment.

But the repulsive force did not create any effective resistance. Instead, the repulsive force was rebounded by Deer Man's punch!

At the same time, the impact was mixed with terrifying force, and all of it fell on Uchiha Madara's body in an instant.

The filthy earth body shattered into countless filthy earth residues in an instant, and Uchiha Madara was almost unable to come up with any effective counterattack.

His whole body was torn to pieces by the deer man again.

The rhinoceros in mid-air was also startled. The blow almost hit the tip of its nose. It was really frightened.

It was only at this moment that he finally breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that the master who threw him out was using the mark of the Flying Thunder God on him to kill his big brother with one blow.

I was almost scared to death!

The rhinoceros took a deep breath, constantly calming down his fluctuating heart. At first, he couldn't help but snort at Uchiha Madara, who had half of his head restored.

"Hey, hey, you're blackmailing my mother!"

Then the rhinoceros walked on half of Uchiha Madara's head, who was unable to resist, and twisted his body with some dissatisfaction.

Poof~!

There was a muffled sound, and the fart that the rhinoceros had been storing up for a long time suddenly exploded.

Madara Uchiha, who had only recovered the eastern half of his head, was now turning blue.

not good!

That fart is poisonous!!!

Uchiha Madara dragged his broken body, trying to dodge but couldn't, so he could barely twist his broken head.

But soon he was pressed hard by the squirming rhinoceros.

Rhinoceros frowned deeply and murmured: "No, the feeling is coming again~"

Poof~bang!

It's like a long stinky fart, but it was too hard at the beginning and brought out something else.

At that time, Uchiha Madara had just reassembled the prototype of the dirty head, and his whole face was directly affected!

For a moment, that shabby, filthy face turned livid as if he had been poisoned.

(End of chapter)