I'm in Marvel, I'm the European Emperor, I'm showing off my cards

"Young man, I can see that you are very confused, but when you have money, you will not be confused." The lines on Deadpool's mouth flexibly draw patterns, one will become an S shape and the other will become a B shape.

The two sat on the side of the road looking at the Stark Building in the distance, and Deadpool suggested: "Tonight we attacked Tony at night, stole a large sum of money from his house, and then we got away with it."

"Sounds good, Wade, we in the Spider-Man Alliance need a think tank like you." Yi Kai complimented expressionlessly.

"Of course, we are going to do bad things, so we should dress up in disguise, and we must dress differently from the past, so that we can fool Tony's artificial intelligence." Deadpool stretched out a finger and pointed to his tattered suit, "Remember, we meet at Stark's door tonight, don't wear your own suit, you will be recognized." Yi

Kai nodded and attacked Stark at night, which sounded very interesting.

At eight o'clock in the afternoon, the two people were lying outside Stark's villa, looking at each other and observing each other's dresses.

Deadpool lay on the ground and flicked the cloak behind him, and said in a hoarse voice: "I am Batman." His

sparse chin was revealed under the bat mask, and the corners of his mouth were forcefully brushed down.

"I'm Deadpool." Yi Kai said calmly that

Yi Kai was wearing the same Deadpool suit he bought, the devil knows why there is a Deadpool's coswear in this world, and he actually has fans in this world.

As long as I dress up like you, I won't reveal my identity.

"Well, Deadpool, do you have any plans?" Deadpool asked Yi Kai.

"Instead of intensifying, there is a question, does Stark's family really have cash? Where would he hide, if anything? Yi Kai asked.

Deadpool showed a wise expression from under the bat mask and said in a hoarse voice: "The valuable thing must be hidden in the safe, and our purpose is to steal his safe."

Yi Kai was still not at ease: "How do I think that valuable things should be his battle armor, and his money should be in the bank."

"Only fools put money in the bank, in case the bank fails, I won't have a penny, I believe that Tony is as smart as me, and his money must be all in the safe!" Deadpool retorted that Deadpool

observed the dark villa in front of him and said, "We just need to sneak in, remove his safe, and leave the names of the two of us, Batman and the death knell!" By the time he found out, we were already sunbathing in Hawaii.

"I'm not a death knell, I'm Deadpool." Yi Kai calmly corrected.

Deadpool spread his hands indifferently and said, "These are all minutiae, the key is money, we are going to turn Tony into a poor bastard."

"Think of a Tony who can only go to sleep in the bridge cave, walking lonely on the street, holding his arm for warmth, oh~, I am about to cry with emotion."

Looking at Deadpool's distorted expression and jaw that people can't bear to look at directly, Yi Kai mocked: "Don't say you're Batman, even the Laughing Bat is not so disgusting."

Deadpool's expression was cold, the corners of his mouth turned down, and his voice was hoarse: "I am Night, I am Revenge, I am Batman!"

In the villa, Stark leaned back in his chair and frowned at the surveillance footage in front of him, where two transvestites were lying in the grass, staring at his villa.

"So, what are the two of them doing?" Stark asked speechlessly.

Jarvis's magnetic voice sounded: "Sir, according to data analysis, they are Deadpool and Batman, and their purpose should be your villa."

"Deadpool and Batman?" Stark showed a speechless expression, Jarvis, are you kidding me, you really need to be upgraded.

Deadpool stood up and shouted, "Spiderman Alliance, go!" Saying

that, he trotted to the door of Stark's house, observed the electronic lock of his house, and tried to pull the door open.

In Stark's ear, Jarvis corrected: "Data recalculated, they are Deadpool and Deadpool." "

Huh~" Stark's mocking words could not be spoken, and the convulsive Deadpool at the door disappeared out of thin air.

Stark was slightly stunned and asked, "Jarvis, where have the people gone?"

A bat dart stretched out behind him and stopped at Stark's neck, and Deadpool lowered his voice and said, "You're kidnapped, Tony, the person who kidnapped you is Batman!"

"Sir, she's behind you." Jarvis replied duly.

"Okay, thank you, Jarvis." Stark sighed and looked slightly behind him, Deadpool, whose legs were stuck in the ground, raised his right hand and placed the bat dart next to his neck.

"Hey ~ Wade, say, what do you want? As long as it's not too much, I can roughly satisfy you. Stark covered his head speechlessly.

He has dealt with Deadpool more than once, and Deadpool in his eyes is a neuropathy that cannot be killed, and who knows what kind of wind this neuropathy pumps.

In the monitor, Yi Kai stood up and walked to the door of the villa, I don't know if it was a short circuit in the wire or the electronic lock at the door was broken, the door automatically popped open, inviting Yi Kai to enter.

Stark stretched his neck and looked at the projection of the surveillance video in front of him, his face was full of inexplicability, what happened? How was the door just opened?

Deadpool drove Venom, pulled his body up from the ground, looked at Stark, spit out a long tongue in his mouth, and threatened: "Tony, we only have one thing to do today, which is to kidnap you and sell you for money."

Yi Kai walked into the room, looked at the surveillance screen projected in front of Stark, and asked, "Aren't we here to rob the rich and help the poor?" How did it turn into kidnapping Stark?

Deadpool's long tongue danced under the mask and said, "The plan has changed!" Tony is the most valuable thing in this house.

"Alright! All right! Stark quickly interrupted Deadpool and said, "Wade, say your purpose."

Deadpool blinked, looked at Stark in front of him and said, "I have a bold idea now, Tony, and this requires your cooperation." In

a moment, the loveless Sterke was sturdy and tied to a chair with a bunny girl headdress that Deadpool didn't know where to turn over.

Deadpool pointed the camera at himself and the struggling Stark and said, "Laugh one, Tony, you laugh one, you can't be too photogenic."

"Wade! How much do you want! Get this damn camera off my face! Stark struggled that if the video went viral, it would be a serious blow to his image.

Deadpool thoughtfully, pulled Yi Kai, the two quietly discussed, and a moment later Deadpool walked up to Stark and took a heavy bite of his old face.

"A gentleman loves money and has a way of getting it." Deadpool bared his teeth and smiled, "We're actually here to play with you."

Yi Kai snatched the camera and threw it into Tony's arms, untied the rope on him and smiled: "A surprise." "╰(*°▽°*)╯