After a while, he found that the red face scarf who found that the police did not react stood up, and when he turned around, he suddenly found that another person had walked near them
, Yi Kai smiled and said: "Hello two, the two of you have worked hard today, but relax, it will end soon."
The shocked red face scarf did not hesitate, raised the muzzle of the automatic rifle and pulled the trigger on Yi Kai.
Tap-da-da....
A shuttle bullet floated directly everywhere, easy to spread his hands, pulled out the pistol on his waist and began to load.
"Fak!" The red face scarf roared, looking at Yi Kai, who had already raised the muzzle, and raised his hands proddingly.
"Uh~" Deadpool sat up, looked around sullenly, glanced at the red scarf stupidly, and said: "Damn, just now a bullet hit my head, I feel like I'm not very sober now, like, it's like drinking fake wine!" I'm so dizzy..." The
red scarf's pupils shrank suddenly, looking at Deadpool who sat up, and suddenly seemed to realize something, and looked at Yi Kai stupidly.
"You—
" "Touch—" The bullet passed mercilessly through his head.
Yi Kai walked to Deadpool's side and smiled at Donnelly: "Donnelly, now you are the only one left!" Raise your hands and surrender!
Donnelli frowned, glanced at Yi Kai, who walked into the bank, and gritted his teeth and shouted: "Brothers, do it!"
The next moment, five of the hostages picked up their guns from their bodies, pointed them straight at Yi Kai, and said, "Don't move!" Robbery! "
Robbery? Robbery, of course! Haven't you already done it? "Deadpool stood up and covered his head, to be honest, he was a little sick and wanted to vomit now, damn it! Where did the bullets of those idiots hit just now?
I'm really uncomfortable~
Deadpool stood up trembling in the gaze of the 5 robbers, the corners of his mouth turned down, and reiterated: "I am Batman!" "
Nope! You're definitely not Batman! The only remaining hostage stupidly raised his hands, damn it, tell me quickly, this is a big reality show!
The gunfight broke out in the next moment, bullets shot out from the muzzles of the robbers and Yi Kai, staggered, hit Deadpool and the robbers, the smoke dispersed, and the confused Deadpool fell in front of the camera again.
Looking at the only two remaining hostages, Yi Kai beckoned outside, indicating that the case had been successfully completed and that the police could come in and wash the floor.
"Uh~"
In the live broadcast screen, Deadpool covered his head again and sat up straight, damn it, I've never been shot so much, I feel like my body is full of bullets now, and I must have sunk more than 20 pounds.
He raised his hand to support Yi Kai's shoulder beside him, covered his stomach and asked, "Knot... Is it over?
"Of course! Deadpool..." Looking at Deadpool, who was beaten into a sieve, Yi Kai comforted: "Wade, you are the best!" Touching
his dizzy head, Deadpool turned to look at the camera on the ground and lifted it to move the camera from his foot to his head.
"Dear audience friends, hello, I am your old friend Deadpool..." Deadpool touched his bat-ridden suit and corrected: "No, I'm your good friend, Batman!" He
raised the camera again on his shoulder and greeted: "How are you guys little friends in front of the TV?" "
The child in front of the TV moved his gaze to his mother, teary-eyed, mom, you said before that he was not Batman, and now he himself admits it.
Mom hugged her child with distress, damn Deadpool, do you know how much damage your actions have done to these young minds?
Of course, Deadpool didn't know, he pointed the camera at the only two remaining hostages and asked: "Sir, you were rescued, save your Batman and Calamity, we saved you at the hands of vicious criminals, no thanks, these are what our superheroes should do."
Looking at the camera pointed straight at his face, the bank manager glanced at the bullet holes in Deadpool's body and smiled meaningfully.
Of course, the fat and red face only twitches slightly. It was the smile he thought he had.
On the TV, the pig's head occupying the real screen pulled the corners of his mouth in pain and thanked him: "Thank you!" Thank! This accident came so suddenly, I..." Before
the words were finished, the camera moved to another hostage, and Deadpool asked, "How does it feel?" "
Feeling?" The hostage's face turned pale and he replied: "There was a robber who was shot and did not die, he, standing up I was frightened, opened my eyes again, the person has almost run away, and I have been kidnapped again."
Next to him, Donnelly, who was shot in the forehead, sat up tremblingly, looking at his blood-covered hands, his pupils quake: "I'm a mutant, I'm not dead!" I..."
"Touch—" Yi
Kai's habitual shot pierced his forehead, and he fell to the ground again.
The bank manager stood up with his hands raised, and smiled ugly at Yi Kai: "Warrior, hero!" Thank you for saving your life!
Looking at the robbers who fell to the ground, he shouted: "God, all the robbers are already here, no more, no less." "
The bank manager knelt on the ground pompously, glanced at Yi Kai and Deadpool, Governor, I can only help you cover here, you must remember my credit!"
The next moment, reporters flocked to film the scene in the bank, and the police chief entered it with a tiger stride, handcuffing Donnelly, who woke up slowly.
"Wow~" In the live broadcast screen, Deadpool held up his mobile phone and tilted his head towards
Yi Kai, and said: "Look, we are really live broadcast~" It seems that at a glance at the live broadcast screen in Deadpool's hands, Yi Kai faced the reporters, smiled and said: "We are the nemesis of criminals, we are messengers of justice, and we do not share the sky with evil!"
Deadpool put down his phone, the corners of his mouth turned down, and said in a low voice: "I'm Batman!" Where I am, Gotham!
Deadpool scanned the topic in front of him and said: "I solemnly declare here, my mother is really called Martha..." Yi
Kai resisted the urge to raise a gun and shoot a chicken, with an almighty smile on his face, and said: "This is Deadpool, of course, he is not wearing his traditional battle suit now."
Deadpool crossed his hands at his waist and corrected: "I'm a weirdo dressed as a bat, my traditional combat suits are bulletproof, this one is actually a model, I just wear it out for everyone to see."
Ignoring Deadpool's words and the words of all reporters, Yi replied with a smile: "That's right, Deadpool is his code name, and his superpower is an immortal body." Deadpool
nodded and said, "There is only one reason why I don't die, because I am-" Deadpool's voice was instantly low: "Batman..." Leaving
the bank, Deadpool held up his mobile phone and shouted at several people: "Oh my God! They recognized me, Deadpool's hero search value has surpassed Spider-Man, my little spider, Papa Wade has always loved you.
Stark shook his head and said dejectedly: "I can't believe that I am a superhero like him." "
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