I'm In Seireitei Only Want To Work From Nine To Five

"As long as you can afford the money, even the captain, I can beat him up for you!"

Duke twitched his thumb towards Shiba Kuranaku, and at the same time opened his mouth, revealing eight neat teeth.

Shiba Konghe blinked his eyes, tilted his head and fiddled with his ears.

"What did you just say?"

"I said!" Duke repeated what he said before, "As long as you can afford it, no matter if it's the former or the current captain, I can help you beat them all up.

After a pause, Duke added: "There are still photos to prove it!"

"If you don't like photographs, I can ink their faces and get a paper rubbing of their distorted features and return it to you.

Duke's speech made Shiba Konghe's smooth forehead ooze dense white sweat again, she dare not argue with such a topic!

You know, criticizing the superior is a serious crime!

No matter whether it is the captain of the general team or the captains of each team, they cannot criticize, whether it is groundless criticism or justifiable criticism, it is not acceptable.

Once you are known, then you can yell!

Duke can say whatever he wants, making jokes about the captains of various teams or the general captain, that's because he is Duke!

But others can't!

A nest of maggots is not a good place!

Moreover, Shiba Konghe's current identity is also very sensitive. She is just a descendant of a down-and-out nobleman.

Now he can enter Jinglingting because she can be used, and his family still has contacts in Gotei 13.

But if it's nonsense, it's true...there's no chance to even settle down.

"I still have something to do, so I won't stay here any longer."

With a polite rather than awkward smile on Shiba Kong28he's face, he pointed to the side, and at the same time he walked quietly, he also said with a smile: "I wish you a happy birthday..."

Shiba Konghe tilted his head, and said against his will: "...Xinglong!"

"Well, thank you!"

After watching Shiba Konghe leave, Duke couldn't help sighing, and said to the two girls in front of him with slightly dull expressions: "Your boss is really timid.

"If you are not only a little older, how can you make a lot of money!"

"Ugh!"

Duke shook his head and went to his own stall, saying that the stall was actually an ordinary chow mein stall with a bench behind it.

After entering his booth, Duke took out the things he had prepared in advance and placed them in front of the booth, and then transformed the bench under him into a chair. 1

Duke was leaning on the back of the chair, with his hands folded in front of his chest, he raised his legs and placed them on the counter of the booth. Then he grabbed a weed from the side, and the weed quickly grew and changed when he blew on it. into a straw hat.

Putting the straw hat on his face, Duke also closed his eyes.

"sleep."

Duke just closed his eyes, and the first customer was welcomed in front of his booth.

A student wearing a Spiritual Arts Academy costume, with a half fox mask pinned to his head, holding a candy apple in his hand, approached curiously in front of Duke’s booth and “glanced at the two couplets in front of the booth.

"Punch Gotei 13?"

"Foot on Central 46?"

"Do things with money?!"

The graduates who finished reading the entire couplet did not care about the fairness of the couplet, and immediately staggered back and sat on the ground with a plop.

People passing by saw the graduate's astonishment, and they all came over one after another, with curious expressions on their faces.

"what happened?"

"That's right, why are you suddenly frightened like this?"

"Is it because of this stall?"

"Hey, my friend, this is too embarrassing for our Spiritual Arts Academy!"

"What did you see?"

The people around gathered around one after another, and the graduate who fell on the ground pointed to Duke's booth and said in a stunned voice, "You...you...you...you can see it!"

"What the hell is it?"

A rough-faced, open-chested, bearded Shinigami also came to Duke's booth with a knife in his hand, and glanced at the duels displayed in front of the booth.

With just one glance, the complexion of this seemingly bold and strong man immediately turned pale, and he took a step back after swallowing his saliva, "It's like seeing some scourge.

The rest of the people came up curiously when they saw him like this, but after just a glance, they all looked like this strong man, with pale faces and backed away in horror.

"Who is this person?"

"How dare he?"

"Dare to hang this kind of couplet, who does he think he is?"

"Punch Gotei 13, foot Central 46, this kind of words... crazy, crazy wow!"

"Where is the security team; quickly call the security team!"

"Hurry up, hurry up and call someone!"

"How dare this guy hang this kind of thing, arrogant, too arrogant!!"

While a group of people were making noise, some security team members noticed the commotion here and came here quickly.

Leading the team was Omaeda Marechiyo, a big guy with a knife on his waist and a gold necklace around his neck, trembling with his steps, and approaching the booth.

After glancing at the banner hanging on the booth, he slapped the counter of the booth, which also made Duke open his eyes.

"Who is so rude!"

Duke took off the straw hat on his face, and put his legs off the counter, and saw Omaeda Marechiyo when Duke was just finished.

Glancing at the other's palm slapped on the counter, Duke yawned, and Omaeda Marechiyo swallowed when he saw that it was Duke.

"Omaeda, what's the matter?"

Duke looked at Omaeda Marechiyo, and asked lightly, Omaeda Marechiyo immediately took back the palm that had previously slapped the table and hid it behind his back, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay!"

"Nice gold chain!"

Duke glanced at the gold chain hanging around Omaeda Marechiyo's neck, Omaeda Marechiyo couldn't understand what Duke meant, so he quickly took off his own gold chain and put it on the counter

"You continue to rest!"

"Get out."

Duke waved his straw hat and leaned back on the chair to sleep again. Omaeda took two steps back, deeply annoyed in his heart, why didn't he hear about the owner coming out to set up a stall?

Also, he should have thought of it, who else would dare to hang up such a banner besides this one?

"Vice Captain Omaeda, who is that?"

The team members behind Omaeda asked puzzledly, and Omaeda Marechiyo just glanced at it and was frightened like this.

"Lord Duke."

Omaeda Marechiyo simply said a name, and the other party immediately understood. At the same time, he looked at Duke with complicated eyes and said, "No wonder you dare to put up such a banner. This one is considered modest to put up such a banner."

"Okay, you guys take a look here, I'll go to the team bah, I'll go to the chief captain!"

Omaeda Marechiyo knew that it was useless to ask her own captain for this matter, she had to go to the general captain.

While Omaeda Marechiyo quickly went to find Kyoraku Shunsui, the rest of the people immediately separated the place from the others.

In just a moment, a vacuum area appeared on the bustling long street.

The members of the festival security team used themselves as walls to forcibly divide this place.

Although the later people were curious, they still didn't stay close.

"Hey hey!"

Duke couldn't sleep anymore at this time, he took off his straw hat very simply, and pointed at the people outside across the counter.

"Don't stop my business, there is almost no rice in the house!"

While Duke was speaking, the rest of the people did not dare to make a sound.

Joke, really walk away and that would be a great sin.

What should I do if someone who doesn't know the truth comes to Duke?

Duke will definitely take money to do things, no ambiguity at all.

Collect money on the spot, and do things in three minutes, so that you can spend your money and spend it clearly.

It is precisely because they know this that they dare not let go.

"Master Duke, don't embarrass us!"

A team member smiled wryly, but Duke said, "Hey, isn't it just to give everyone benefits and give back to the society?"

"Who hasn't had a bad time in life, and hasn't met those people who make you feel hateful at work, in life, or in love?"

"Don't you want to hit them?"

"Didi hits people, helping you realize your wishes!"

While Duke was talking eloquently, he also lay on the counter and yelled at passers-by.

"Hey, that young man, you look like a bitter melon, is it because someone robbed your girlfriend or got a cuckold?"

"Now Didi beats the National People's Congress for a promotion. It doesn't cost 100,000 or 10,000, but only 9,998. A beating will be sent to your enemy's house immediately!"

"Hey, don't go!"

"Uncle, do you want to know about my new Didi Daren service?"

"I'll give you a 20% discount and buy one for the whole family!"

"Little sister, you don't have anyone who doesn't like you. You only need to pay nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, and I will break your opponent's bones!"

"Don't go, you all come and have a look!"

Duke, who failed to solicit business, clicked his tongue immediately when he saw that all the people he had recruited wanted to run away like a scourge.

"It's all you who interrupted my business!"

Pointing to the armed vigilante outside, Duke looked forward to Omaeda Marechiyo's gold chain and wondered how much money this thing could fetch.

As for whether it would be too despicable?

Make money, don't be shabby!

"The captain is here!"

"Captain Jingle is here!"

"Hey, the captain is here!"

Amidst the commotion, Kyoraku Shunsui quickly walked into the encirclement, looked at Duke behind the counter, and smiled wryly, "Don't trouble me on this big day!"

"What's the trouble?"

Duke spread his hands and said innocently: "I'm just selling my strength to make money, what's wrong?"

"It's like a vegetable farmer sells the vegetables he grows, a fruit farmer sells the fruits he grows, and a restaurant sells the wine he brews. I sell my force to make money. Is there anything wrong with that?"

While Duke spoke sternly, Kyoraku Shunsui also smiled wryly, but suddenly his eyes rolled, and the wry smile on his face dissipated, replaced by a kind of secret joy.

Seeing Kyoraku Shunsui's smile, Duke immediately started to pack his things.

This old boy, maybe he is holding back something bad!

But at this time, Kyoraku Shunsui came to Duke, took Duke's hand and said, "No problem, no problem at all!"

"You've said that, then I really have a business deal with you!"

"You want me to beat Central 46 for you?"

Duke withdrew his hand and asked Kyoraku Shunsui at the same time, Kyoraku Shunsui clicked his tongue immediately, "It's not interesting for you to say such a thing, how can I have a grudge against my immediate superior?"

"That's right, I want you to beat someone for me. It's best to drag him in front of me, so that I can relieve my anger!"

"Hey, I didn't expect you to look so thick-browed and big-eyed, but also so small-minded!"

Duke went back and crossed his legs, Shi Shiran said: "Say it, Yuanhui?"

"Aizen Sōsuke!"

Kyoraku Shunsui spat out a name, and Duke's Erlang legs couldn't stand up immediately.

"No, are you stuck with a bug here?"

....The second one has been on the shelves until now, and it has been 22 days since the day of 20,000, and the liver is really not moving. Let me take a break at five o'clock....