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Amidst the crackling sound of the soles of his feet touching the smooth ground, Duke opened the curtain first and walked into the hot spring room of Qilin Hall.

As soon as he entered, a strong smell of sulfur rushed straight into Duke's nostrils.

Duke, who sneezed, first threw the hot pot into the soup pool, and then he also came to the edge of the soup pool, and first dipped his feet to test the water temperature.

Feeling that the water temperature was right, Duke immediately stepped into the soup pool and allowed himself to sink, letting the water cover his head.

A moment later, Duke emerged from the water with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

"Did you put the hot spring on the crater?"

Duke looked at Tianshiro of Qilin Temple who was leaning against the edge, with his hands resting on the stone on the edge, and a towel on his head, and he spoke dumbly.

The latter raised his mouth unhappily, "I don't know if the best hot spring is the hot spring on the crater?"

"No knowledge!"

"Cut!" Duke clicked his tongue, and he didn't want to argue with him. He had never been in a hot spring in his previous life, and he was not keen on it in this life.

In his memory, bathing has to be the kind of public bathhouse.

After entering, flush, rinse once, soak in the pool, steam in the sauna room, then scrub, salt, cupping and pedicure.

The bathhouse culture here is different from his hometown, plus he was blacklisted by the bathhouse before, so he doesn't go to the bathhouse to take a bath.

The last time I went to the bathhouse was eight years ago.

Duke, who was soaking in the soup pool, silently felt the special Reiatsu in the hot spring water penetrate into his pores, accelerate blood circulation, and at the same time, purify various medicines into his body.

Treat the sick and strengthen the body without the sick.

Realizing this, Duke let go of himself and imitated Tianshiro of Qilin Temple leaning against the edge of the hot spring, and "310" silently enjoying this comfortable moment.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and after an unknown amount of time, Duke suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, shoehorn face!"

"Call me Lord Tenshirou, bastard!"

The shoehorn-faced Qilin Temple Tianshilang glared at Duke with dissatisfaction, Duke waved his hand, and said indifferently: "The name is just a code name, as long as you know it is you.

"Tsk, you bloody bastard!"

With a shoehorn face, Tianshilang of Qilin Temple clicked his tongue, and at the same time, the hot pot floated in front of Duke and Tianshilang of Qilin Temple with his head down.

Not only that, the belly of the hot pot is swollen like a ball at the moment, and it is about to explode.

"Then what, did my dog ​​pass by just now?"

As soon as Duke opened his mouth, Tianshilang of Qilin Temple nodded and said indifferently: "Don't worry, he can't be drowned, this is a hot spring I created carefully, in it, let alone dead people, you want to hurt yourself It's all hard.

I'm very good at asking where to go, even that kid named Urahara Kisuke from your Soul Society copied one. "

Feeling the effect of the hot spring, Duke nodded approvingly.

"That's right. After all, you are so ugly. If you have nothing to sell, wouldn't you be a bachelor all your life?"

"You bastard"

Qilinsi Tianshiro rolled his eyes, but he no longer wanted to pay attention to Duke's provocation.

It's hilarious. .

If you really want to be serious with him, you will probably be pissed off!

But in an instant, Tianshilang of Qilin Temple remembered what Wang Ke had asked before.

"Ahem!"

Tianshilang from Qilin Temple coughed twice, looked sideways at Duke and said, "Didn't you ask me before if there is a mixed bathing place for men and women?"

"Um?"

Duke's eyes lit up as he stood up all of a sudden.

"really have?"

"Really, it's next door!"

As soon as Tian Shilang of Qilin Temple finished speaking, Duke had already left the hot spring, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, but just after Duke left, the smirk on Tian Shilang of Qilin Temple's face hadn't appeared yet.

Duke returned again, staring at Tianshilang of Qilin Temple and said, "You haven't held back any bad water, have you?"

"how can that be possible?"

Tian Shilang of Qilin Temple spread his hands, and said innocently: "You are a strong man, and I, as Lie's teacher, we are a family!"

"A family doesn't lie to a family, does it?"

Tianshilang of Qilin Temple added another fire, "By the way, today happens to be the day when the first beauty of our zero division team takes a shower. Are you really planning to go?"

Duke blinked his eyes and gave a thumbs up to Qilin Temple Tianshiro.

"Actually, you are still very handsome at this time."

"Hahahaha, when Laozi went out, those women wanted not to be fascinated by me, but when they heard the news that I was going out, they took the initiative to stay away!"

"Are you sure you didn't scare them away because you were too ugly and too vicious?"

"Get out!"

Tian Shilang from Qilin Temple broke off a stone beside him and threw it at Duke, Duke disappeared in a flash.

Apparently he had already gone to the mixed bath.

"Hey, boy, be accepted!"

"The number one beauty of our Team Zero, she truly deserves her name!"

Mixed bathing, within the bathing area.

The mist was like a layer of gauze floating on the water surface. Duke, who appeared by the pool out of thin air, looked at the soup pool shrouded in mist and touched his chin.

"I always feel that Qilin Temple Tianshiro is shaking me!"

"How about soaking in the hot springs? Why don't you try mixed bathing for men and women?"

"It's not that I have any dirty thoughts, I just want to experience this cultural atmosphere, explore the cultural connotation in depth, and reveal the cultural charm hidden inside!"

While talking to himself, Duke entered the soup pool, and just soaked in it, Duke noticed the surprise of the hot springs on both sides.

If the last one is more about recuperation and recovery, this one is more about beauty and beauty.

This is not a lie!

After all, Duke's body has been honed to the current stage of Ultimate when he advanced to the melee master, and his sensitivity to the outside world is no less than that of a newborn baby.

Duke can clearly distinguish the size of the cup by virtue of body sensation.

Well, the extra large, large, and medium types of cups!

After soaking in the hot spring for only a moment, Duke heard the sound of playing in the water not far away. Duke, who was curious in his heart, let go of his perception directly, but just for a moment, Du

He covered his eyes and screamed.

"Ah, my eyes!"

"Qilin Temple Tianshiro, you have a shoehorn face, you are cheating on me!!"

Tianshiro of Qilin Temple next door in the bathhouse heard Duke's screams and immediately showed an unscrupulous smile.

It was great to see this kid deflated.

But soon, a piercing sound came quickly, making Qilin Temple Tianshilang's expression tremble.

Duke went to Tianshilang of Qilin Temple with red eyes, and the latter also saw Duke's thoughts, stood up from the pool with a smile, and said, "Why, "have you become angry from embarrassment?"

"Brat?!"

"Heh, heh!"

While Duke sneered, he said directly: "Don't use Zanpakutō, just rely on your fist!"

"A real man's way of fighting? I like it!"

Tianshilang of Qilin Temple twisted his neck, and the two stood facing each other.

next second.

The two figures collided at an extremely fast speed, and then there was the sound of fists colliding with each other.

"Your uncle, I haven't met a few people who dare to fight me in melee without Zanpakutō!"

Duke landed a fist on the face of Tianshilang of Qilin Temple, and at the same time said with a smirk: "Today, what is the consequence of letting me be tricked!!"

Later, Duke walked out of the gate of the Qilin Temple with a heavy Reiatsu on his body.

To put it bluntly, the Qilin Hall is the largest mansion in the city, and the mansion is also a typical Japanese bathhouse layout.

Duke, who walked out of the Qilin Hall, was followed by the Qilin Temple Tianshilang with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Ten Qilin Temple Tianshilang couldn't stand Duke alone.

You know, Duke is a master, and no matter where the master is placed, he is not a role that can be underestimated.

"Forget it this time, and next time, I'll make you look like a pig!"

While Duke smiled and spoke to Qilin Temple Tianshiro, the latter also raised a middle finger towards Duke.

"You can beat me, but you can't humiliate me!"

"If you are so stubborn, I will go back to your hot spring and get laxatives!"

After Duke returned a middle finger, he immediately left the Qilin Hall without looking back. This bastard is really too irritating.

Tricked him to go to the mixed bathing pool, but was run over by a Tiger tank inside. Although nothing happened, the psychological devastation he suffered was unimaginable.

Extremely unhappy, Duke left the Qilin Hall and went straight to the next Lingfanli Hall.

With his ability, he can naturally come and go freely in various Lingfanli halls.

But this time, he is going to the palace of the glamorous six-armed Japanese beauty Shudara Senjumaru, which is the Weaving Palace.

It's not too far from Qilin Hall to Zhishou Hall, and I came here in a few moments.

Just as soon as he landed, Duke was a little surprised. Compared with the shoehorn-faced Qilin Hall, the architectural style of Zhishou Hall is more... individual!!

The style of the Qilin Palace is that of an ordinary large town, but in the Zhishou Palace, Duke saw the huge palace gate that towered into the sky at first sight......

Before Duke could move, a lazy voice came over.

"Hey, little brother, are you here to have fun with my concubine?"

Shutara Senjumaru with six bone-like arms stood at the gate of the palace, smiling and beckoning to Duke, at the same time Duke also said: "I'll find you to make clothes first!"

"Ah, this is really a pity. I have prepared everything for you. I didn't expect you to come to do business!"

"Let's get down to business first!"

Duke reluctantly walked in front of Shutara Senjumaru, and followed him into her palace.

"I just suffered a psychological crit, and now I have entered the state of a sage, and I can't think of any thoughts.

"Oh?"

Shutara Senju Maru covered his mouth and chuckled, was he tricked by that guy from Qilin Temple to go to the mixed bath?"

"Well, how do you know?"

"Because several perverts were cheated by Qilin Temple before, but that was a long time ago.

"You're not the first, and you won't be the last!"

"Co-author, that shoehorn face is still a habitual offender, I'll put laxatives in his hot spring later."

When Duke muttered softly, he also followed Shutara Senjumaru to the main hall of his palace. Shutara stood still in front of his seat and said to Duke: "Okay, first remove the Reiatsu that is getting in your way, Next, I will measure the size for you, so that you can make clothes easily!"

all off?"

Duke asked uncertainly, and Shutara Senjumaru's eyes turned cold, "Why, do you think I'm joking?"

"No, now I finally know where the rule of measuring and making clothes comes from!"

Duke reluctantly removed the Reiatsu on his body, and Shutara Senjumaru immediately raised his eyebrows.

"I didn't expect you to have capital!"

Cough cough, stop teasing me, measure the size quickly!"

"Okay, impatient man!"

Shudara Senjumaru's six bone arms took out various tools from nowhere, and began to measure Duke.

It's just that the measuring stick she took out was torn apart by an invisible force as soon as it got close to Duke.

This scene made Shudara Senjumaru a little astonished, "Your situation is very rare!"

"No way, my knife is losing its temper!"

Duke spread out his hands with a helpless expression on his face.

"Also, I suggest that you better choose the cloth for me first, and then measure the size, otherwise, measure the size first, and then make clothes, clothes that cannot withstand the power of my Zanpakutō

will be torn apart. "

"Well, wait for me to think about it!"

Shutara Senjumaru rested his chin with one hand, held the environmental protection with two hands in front of his body, and rubbed Duke's body with the third hand, obviously testing the limit of Duke's Zanpakutō's power.

After a while, Shutara Senju Maruzhi 2.9 nodded, "Then choose the cloth first, just wait a moment!"

Shutara Senjumaru, who went to get the cloth, just shook his body, and in the next second, each of the six skeleton arms had an extra roll of cloth.

"Let's try this first. This is a cloth made by me using spirit seed weaving technology and mixed with special metals. It has strong defense power!"

Shutara Senjumaru put the cloth on Duke's body, and the next second the cloth was torn into pieces by invisible force.

"Interesting, let's try this one again!"

The second piece of cloth was placed on Duke and was torn to shreds again!

"A third horse!"

The third was completely shredded before it even touched Duke.

Seeing this scene, Shutara Senjumaru frowned, instead of being annoyed, she found it extremely interesting.

"This is really interesting, maybe I can use you to try the research and development of new fabrics!"

"However, before that, try out the remaining three horses!"

Just as Shutara Senju Maru put the fourth piece of cloth on Duke's shoulders, the next second, the cloth was torn to pieces, and the clothes of Shutara Senju Maru in front of Duke were also shattered into powder.

Apparently, Duke's Zanpakutō was already angry with the woman's repeated provocations.

"Ah this!"

Duke looked at Shutara Senju Maru in front of him, and turned his head silently.

"Nice figure!"

Shutara Senjumaru glanced at Duke, and snorted, "Duplicate brat, you said you had no other intentions before, but now you've revealed your true colors!"

....What is the name of Lingfan Lidian on Shutara Senju's wrist? I really couldn't find it, so I named it after her...