I'm just a commentator in Elf

"Hello, this is your elf egg, please place it carefully."

"Thank you!"

Lin Xuan took the breeding device containing the Eevee egg from the deliveryman's hand, thanked him, and quickly carried it into the room.

"Dandan?"

Xiao Dianfei stood next to Lin Xuan and looked curiously at the elf egg in his hand. Although he knew what was inside, he felt inexplicable when he thought that the guy inside would live with him in the future.

Feeling.

But I can’t describe it, it’s like... I have a younger brother? Or a younger sister?

"Is Eevee considered a cat? Is it really good to live with mice?"

Lin Xuan put the breeding device on the desk and murmured in a low voice, hoping that stories like cats and mice would not happen in this family in the future.

"Dan!"

Electric Flying Squirrel's hearing was extremely keen, so he naturally heard what Lin Xuan was saying and immediately complained twice in dissatisfaction.

Lin Xuan plugs in the power of the breeding device. After powering on, the device will simulate the temperature and air humidity that are most suitable for the elf eggs to ensure the health of the elf eggs.

"I've never used this thing before?"

Lin Xuan scratched his head in distress. There were many buttons on the egg hatching device. It was a product that looked very high-tech at first glance, but there was a common problem with this kind of thing.

How to use it?

Fortunately, Dr. Sun Siming and others were considerate and gave Lin Xuan a small instruction manual.

"Come on, come on, come and read the instructions!" Lin Xuan pulled the little dot on one side over.

"Dan?"

【Why should I watch it too?】(⊙?⊙)?

"Of course you need to learn how to use it! From now on, the job of guarding the elf eggs will be left to you!"

Small point:???

You get the salary and I do the work? People like you should be hanging on street lights, you know?

"Dan!"

【Why!】

"At worst, when I get the money, I can share it with you~"

"...Dan?"

【...How much?】

"Thirty-seven open."

Lin Xuan made a seven sign with her hand and waved it between him and Xiaodian.

"Dan?"

【Only 70%?】

"Seventy percent is mine, and it would be great if I give it to you. Well, wait, wait, wait, we have something to discuss! Why does it have to be from Bilibili?"

In the end, under the faint electric current of Bilibili on Xiaodian's paws, Lin Xuan agreed to 50-50.

But it would be a joke to leave everything to Xiaodian. After all, it is the task assigned to him by the doctor, so he still has to take it seriously.

"The red button adjusts the temperature...the blue button adjusts the humidity..."

This thing seems to be quite complicated. Lin Xuan and Xiaodian read the instructions for a long time before they finally figured it out.

"Huh~ It's just the last bit, eh, is it still handwritten?" Lin Xuan said after heaving a sigh of relief. The little dot on one side was also sitting on the floor, looking like he was about to die. That is, the reward Lin Xuan promised was forcibly supporting him.

I finished reading the manual.

[Because you are worried about accidents if you adjust the device casually, all switches of the equipment are adjusted to the best and locked, and you can just plug in the power supply] - Dr. Sun Siming

Lin Xuan:????

Xiaodian:!!!!

No, couldn't you put such an important thing in the first article? Do you have to write it on the last page?

Lin Xuan seriously doubted whether Dr. Sun Siming did it on purpose or was trying to trick him.

Lin Xuan took a deep breath, and then handed the instruction manual that she had read carefully for a long time to Xiaodian's hand.

"It's a special set!"

"Dan!"

Xiaodian also took it with a clear heart, and then tore the manual into pieces with his claws, otherwise it would be difficult to understand the hatred in his heart.

Lin Xuan patted her butt and stood up. Thanks to Dr. Sun Siming, there were no classes this afternoon, so she might as well go and edit some videos.

Xiaodian seemed to be in a much better mood after venting. She patted her little paws and shook off the debris in her hands. Then she saw Lin Xuan in front of her suddenly stopped and turned back and said.

"By the way, whoever made the garbage on the floor should clean it up!"

"!!!"

How could there be a person like Lin Xuan?

————

Lin Xuan stretched out as he sat on the chair. According to the time displayed on the breeding device, it would take about half a month to a month before the elf egg hatched. During this time, Lin Xuan could not do anything.

Just wait for it to hatch with peace of mind.

If there is anything that needs to be done, it is to ask Gu Yuan to learn about some methods of cultivating Eevee and prepare for the future.

Lin Xuan found a half-edited video, quickly edited it, and then uploaded it directly.

The content of the video is no different from before. The only difference may be that... today's video may be more exciting.

The title of the video is also called - "What can Laplace do?"

【Loyalty!】

[I don’t know why, but I started laughing when I saw the title]

【I seem to have seen the ending】

[It is recommended to airborne directly at 5:13]

Someone posted an airborne barrage, so naturally they clicked on it.

The two sides in this game are Lapras and the Rat-Headed Earth Dragon... Bah, the Dragon-Headed Earth Rat. When the time reaches more than five minutes, the game has actually entered a very intense stage.

Both the dragon-headed gopher and Laplace were seriously injured, but the situation on the scene was obviously in Laplace's favor, because he had a water ring that continuously healed himself.

"Judging from the current situation, Laplace has a huge advantage! Not only does it have attribute advantages, but it also has this water flow ring. No matter how little you look at, the accumulation will be the last straw that breaks the camel's back."

p>

Lin Xuan also expressed this emotion when explaining.

[Daihuo Luo: Watch me burn it with fire!]

【It’s started, it’s started!】

[The opponent's trainer's Poke Ball has begun to leak milk]

[Rat-Headed Earth Dragon: I suddenly feel a mysterious power in my body]

"As expected, Laplace had no intention of continuing to waste any time. He wanted to end the battle as soon as possible, so he directly bombarded him with a water cannon!"

"The power of the water cannon cannot be compared to the Aria of Bubbles. It can almost be regarded as the strongest skill of the water system under the water cannon. It can also restrain the dragon-headed gopher. Once hit, the dragon-headed gopher will definitely be in danger... I didn't hit it.

Medium!!!?"

The water cannon is very powerful, but the price is that it is difficult to control. In other words, the hit rate is relatively impressive. In addition, the injury on Lapras seems to have had some impact, resulting in the dragon-headed gopher just standing there without moving.

, the water cannon still passed straight past him.

【Hahahaha, I knew it】

[It feels like the eyes of the dragon-headed gopher are also filled with confusion],

[Dragon-headed Gopher: Damn it, what just flew by?]

"No, no, no, it doesn't matter. Although, this water cannon did not hit, the current situation is still under the control of our players, who used the freezing light skill to resist the rockfall!"

Although he didn't know what the thing that just flew by him was, the dragon-headed hamster still chose to fight back with a rock slide, but was blocked by the freezing light, and then hit the dragon-headed hamster head-on with a wave of water.

"Confusion?"

Lin Xuan also made an uncertain sound, because the dragon-headed gopher's footsteps began to wander, and no matter how much the trainer on the side shouted, it kept spinning in circles.

"Okay, now Lapras is planning a second water cannon. It's better to take advantage of the chaos of the dragon-headed gopher to launch a sneak attack! I don't care about martial ethics! But the effect is also very obvious. Now the dragon-headed gopher has no way to dodge.

The ability of skills."

Lin Xuan said confidently.

[A "sneak attack" every day]

[It takes a long time to know the plot, I have fully anticipated the subsequent development]

[Warm reminder, if you have something in your mouth, please swallow or spit it out as soon as possible]

[What should I do if it’s too long and I can’t swallow it?]

【???】

Lin Xuan felt that he didn't know whether he was cursed or whether Lapras was cursed. At this time, the dragon-headed gopher almost kept spinning in circles because of the confusion, and then... the water cannon accurately hit his head.

It flew up and down without even touching the hair.

【!】

[It’s not an easy task to have empty skills!]

[Teacher Mimicqiu! Teacher Mimicqiu, why don’t you speak?]

Lin Xuan felt as if this water cannon directly broke through the dimensional wall and came out of the screen to silence him, but after a long silence, he slowly opened his mouth.

"There will always be setbacks, big and small, in a person's life to increase the thickness of your life."

Lin Xuan's voice sounded like some otherworldly eminent monk had reached enlightenment, as if he was about to soar in the next second.

[Teacher Mimicqiu, it’s not like it’s not like that]

[Teacher Mimicqiu, don’t do this, I’m scared]

[It’s over, this kid is crazy]

"Our players still seem a little unwilling, and are still preparing to use water cannons...Okay, I have predicted what the barrage will say in advance, and I won't say anything now."

Lin Xuan directly chose to turn off the mic. This video was actually a live broadcast material a long time ago, but I just kept it and forgot to post it.

When Lin Xuan chose to turn off the microphone, the barrage in the video also flashed "..." in unison, making the world seem unusually quiet.

Then...the water cannon missed again! And twice!

[See, it’s really not my poisonous milk]——This barrage comes from the up owner

[You can’t blame me since I stopped talking, right?] - This barrage comes from the up owner

But the audience obviously will not give up teasing Lin Xuan just because of these two sentences.

[Has Mr. Mimikyu's skill changed from voice control to mind control?]

【What you say will come true(x) and all your wishes will come true(√)】

[Congratulations to Mimikyu-sensei for your evolution!]

The final victory still belonged to Laplace, because the advantage was so great that even four consecutive water cannon misses did not defeat him.

Then after two fatal minutes of silence, Lin Xuan finally spoke again.

"Although it is said that setbacks will increase the thickness of life... but is your life too thick?"

Lin Xuan couldn't help but didn't speak. Our players' luck was a bit ridiculous. What was supposed to be a crushing game that was about to end long ago was thrown out of suspense. Fortunately, we had strong physical strength, otherwise we would have really lost.

.

After all, although skills in reality are not limited by pp points, using skills is undoubtedly a matter of stamina consumption, especially a super powerful skill like water cannon, which misses four shots in a row. If it were not for the water ring, it would probably be

The dragon-headed gopher can really drag Lapras to death.

Just when the audience thought the video was about to end and was about to exit, they suddenly discovered that there were still more than two minutes left in this video? Isn’t the game over?

Sure enough, after a brief black screen, the voice recorded by Lin Xuan later appeared at the end of the video.

【What the hell?】

【Easter eggs?】

【Fortunately I didn’t quit】

That's right, the video Lin Xuan released today is not just an explanation video, but it also comes with the next one, well maybe it's a preview of the next video.

Although the commentary of the game is easy to have good results when it is broadcast live, it is not interesting in the form of a video, and there will always be people who suspect that Lin Xuan watched the video long ago before commenting, deliberately creating program effects.

But the fact is...it really doesn’t happen! What can I do if my mouth is so good?

After much deliberation, Lin Xuan finally decided to make a different video, a little more hardcore.

"In the recent live broadcast, I found that many viewers have more or less understanding of many elves, so after today, a new video program will be launched, each issue will be dedicated to introducing the characteristics of an elf and common cultivation methods.

direction."

As soon as Lin Xuan's words appeared, the barrage and comment area exploded instantly.

There are many supporters, and most of them are loyal viewers of Lin Xuan's live broadcast. After watching the live broadcast for so long, many people's impression of Lin Xuan should be that he has abundant elf knowledge.

People who understand this are naturally looking forward to Lin Xuan's new video, especially when he talks about the Pokémon he owns.

But after all, these people are in the minority, and more people still have doubts, because Lin Xuan’s previous videos were all about explaining battles. Now that the crossover is so big, will he really not overturn?

Lin Xuan himself is not worried at all, because the main reason why he plans to make these videos is...it's a bit tiring to explain every day, so he can change the subject a little bit.

As for the protagonist of the next issue...well, it hasn't been decided yet, but there is a high probability that it will be one of the Yusanjia of China, or a more common elf.

In a room in the Imperial City, a player-only hotel

Zhong Ming was wearing pajamas and watching the video of Laplace that Lin Xuan had just posted. He was curled up together and was already laughing so hard.

"Yuan Qing has played such a classic game? This guy didn't even tell me? Hahahahahahaha!"

That's right, as soon as we met Zhong Ming, the trainer of Lapras, the two of them even fought each other, and their strength was not weak.

But Zhong Mingyi never expected that the other party would have such a dark history.

"No, I have to save it and show it to him when we meet."

Zhong Mingyi smiled and wiped the corners of his eyes, and then naturally saw the last video trailer posted by Lin Xuan.

"Pokémon battle analysis?"

Zhong Ming was stunned for a moment, and then a smile appeared on his lips. He wanted to see what this "Mimikyu" could say.

A little curious.