I'm just a commentator in Elf

Lin Xuan felt that his body became very light instantly, and then he was in mid-air because of Yin Bu's super power.

"Yin Bu! You..."

Then Xiaoxi and Xiaomi directly covered Xiaosu's eyes and took him aside, saying that children are not suitable for watching compromised things.

Xiaodian, on the other hand, expressed great interest in this scene. Although he covered his eyes symbolically, it only had a symbolic role. The gap between his two paws was enough for him to expose his entire eyes.

five minutes later……

“Buyin Buyin!”

Yin Bu's head was tightly grasped by Lin Xuan. As for Lin Xuan's current state, all his clothes had been changed, and even his hair was still wet.

Lin Xuan's two fists were tightly placed on both sides of Yin Bu's head, imitating the movements of Xiaoxin's mother in the animation.

Yin Bu struggled wildly there, but couldn't get away.

It's not that her strength is no longer comparable to Lin Xuan's, it's mainly because the little dot on one side is holding her down, making her completely unable to resist Lin Xuan.

So now Yin Bu is madly condemning Xiaodian's behavior of being a wallflower. It was clearly the two of them doing it together, but now this guy is not just watching the show, but is helping Lin Xuan start to suppress himself. He is simply a wallflower. Wallweed among grasses!

Although Xiaodian was just watching without actually taking action, but speaking of it, if you were walking on the roadside and saw a child being beaten by Tyson, even if you didn't do anything, regardless of the fact, wouldn't you Don’t you have any responsibility?

Even if Lin Xuan is a wave guide messenger, in front of Yin Bu, he is really just like a child.

With Xiaodian's help, Lin Xuan also gave Yin Bu a hard lesson, but looking at Yin Bu, it seemed that he still didn't have a long memory, and he might give Lin Xuan another surprise at some point.

"Buyin!"

Yin Bu protested against Lin Xuan's punishment. Lin Xuan had bathed himself and Xiaodian before, but why couldn't he do the opposite now? Isn't this a naked double standard!?

Lin Xuan listened to Yin Bu's words expressionlessly, and then slowly looked at the dot not far away.

"Give this guy a little more memory."

Xiaodian expressed his eagerness to try this, and then fell in love with Yin Bu's expression of resistance...

"Buyin!"

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Compared with the previous forest environment, the environment in the desert seemed completely dead. Only the Pokémon that emerged from the ground from time to time gave the place a slight sign of life.

So much so that Lin Xuan asked Xiaodian and Yinbu not to reveal their presence too much, so that the wild Pokémon could emerge, otherwise this journey would be too boring.

So Xiaosu can still play whack-a-mole happily.

And because of the special climate here, even if it doesn't have much impact, it has greatly narrowed Lin Xuan's vision.

Even if the dots flew into the air, they would still be faced with dust all over the sky, and no green color could be seen at all.

Thinking of this, Lin Xuan wanted to scold Qin Guan even more. Fortunately, there was Alureduo in his team, so he could just use the water wave knife to get water.

It's the environment here that makes Lin Xuan and the others have to filter the water a little bit when they drink it, otherwise...

"Bah! Why is it all sand!"

Lin Xuan just drank the glass of water that Elleduo took out, then vomited it out on the spot, and then took the water glass in front of her eyes to take a look.

Good guy, a layer of sand was spread under the cup, and Lin Xuan drank a cup of sand directly into it.

And Alureduo could only express his helplessness.

He is not a water-type Pokémon, and the water wave knife is not specifically used for drinking, so Lin Xuan can only think of such a weird operation.

He doesn't know how to filter it either. It's good to have water in the desert, so just drink it.

The corner of Lin Xuan's mouth twitched, and then he put the cup away, sighing with emotion at the master's lack of virtue, which made him not even bring water.

The Gyarados on the side came over and poked Lin Xuan with its tail.

He is obviously an expert in this area! Why are you looking for Alureduo!?

Gyarados took a mouthful of water cannon directly into his mouth, and then...here~

A small water gun shot into Lin Xuan's cup. It was indeed much clearer than Alluredo's cup.

But Lin Xuan just wanted to say:...

"It's okay. I am a great messenger. I won't die if I don't drink water for a few days. Let's go!"

Gyarados said he suffered unprecedented bullying from his team.

Why don't these guys want to drink the water they created? Even Poison Baby looks disgusted.

Isn’t it just what comes out of the mouth?

Then I can only say that even here, Xiaoxi and Xiaomi's talents are still activated.

Although Mugu was missing here, Xiaoxi Xiaomi and the others still dug out some rare ores. However, because there was insufficient space in Lin Xuan's backpack, they left some of the rarest ones, such as the one Lin Xuan was holding in her hand at this time.

A top-quality fire stone, faintly exuding a little warmth.

Lin Xuan put his things away and walked for nearly half a day. He felt that the sky was starting to get a little darker, the dust around him finally reduced a bit, and the visible field of vision after the small dots flew into the air also broadened a lot.

So Xiaodian quickly discovered a huge sign standing not far ahead. It seemed to have something written on it, and it looked a bit modern.

Now whenever Lin Xuan sees something like this, he can't help but think it is Qin Guan's handiwork.

After all, it really seemed like something he could do.

After finally seeing some targets, Lin Xuan and the others moved faster.

The main thing is that after coming out of the previous cave, they didn't need to worry about the direction. They could just go straight. Otherwise, who knows where Lin Xuan could go.

Soon Lin Xuan and the others arrived at the huge sign they had seen before. While standing below, Lin Xuan turned to Xiaodian and Yin Bu and said to them:

"I bet you two have a month's pocket money, this thing is definitely made by Master!"

"Dandan!"

【Only fools gamble!】

"Buyin!"

[If you want to deduct our pocket money, just say so!]

This huge sign is no different from the "Welcome to xx Village" hanging on the highway outside. The biggest difference may be that there is a huge hand-painted picture of the president himself hanging on it.

It's pretty good even if it's hand-drawn. To put it bluntly, it looks better than this if it's drawn by a child.

That's why Lin Xuan and Yin Bu could tell at a glance that it was Qin Guan's handiwork, that is, they didn't know how the old man painted it.

But to be honest, the president probably doesn’t have any talent in this area. What he drew... is really ugly!

Lin Xuan decided that the next time he met Qin Guan, he would complain about this, just in the hope that he would not be beaten again.

Regarding this point, I can only say that there is a reason why Yin Bu and Xiaodian like to commit suicide in front of Lin Xuan. I can only say that there are Pokémon trainers and Pokémon. In terms of committing suicide, they can be considered

I learned it from Lin Xuan.

However, when complaining about the president's painting skills, Lin Xuan also noticed the information given above, which was to ask Lin Xuan to walk in the right direction.

If it were anyone else, when they saw this news, they would have chosen to believe it immediately, and then it would have passed immediately.

But the person who saw this message was Lin Xuan, and the person who wrote this message was Qin Guan, so he couldn't help but have a suspicion-the old man wasn't fishing again, was he?

It's not completely impossible, but after thinking about it, it seems that this is the only way to do it. The worst is to fall into that guy's trap, and it can't get any worse.

"Yin Bu, use your danger prediction trait. I always feel like this old man wants to trick me."

In the end, Lin Xuan asked worriedly, but Yin Bu said that his danger prediction characteristic was not activated at all.

Lin Xuan's suspicion, to a certain extent, can be regarded as a side verification of the correctness of this route.

In short, following Lin Xuan means strictly abiding by two rules.

Don't take the path Lin Xuan has chosen, it's better to take the opposite path.

Lin Xuan can try the wrong path, and there is a high probability that it will be the right path.

These are two iron rules that Yin Bu has summarized after following Lin Xuan for so long.

And just when it was getting dark, Lin Xuan and the others followed the road Qin Guan mentioned and finally saw a small house, which was particularly conspicuous in this vast desert.

Lin Xuan asked Xiao Dan to release the gopher he was holding, but in the end he still could not find the answer to the century-old problem of "what is under the gopher".

Lin Xuan walked to the front of the wooden house and glanced at Yin Bu first. Yin Bu said that he felt the breath of human beings inside.

Lin Xuan knocked on the door politely first, and then an old man's voice soon came from inside.

"come in."

The wooden house is not too small. It is not the old and shabby style in the TV series. It even looks a bit exquisite. It can be seen that the people who live there pay attention to the quality of life, and there are obvious traces of Pokémon manufacturing on it.

As for its size, Lin Xuan thinks it can be used as a small B&B.

Listening to the voices inside, it seemed that the person living here was an old man. After receiving the instructions, Lin Xuan walked in without any politeness.

It was getting dark at this time, and although the influence of the outside world could be shielded, the temperature outside had actually begun to drop gradually, and after opening the door, a warm current came from inside.

The wooden house has a retro feel, but I don’t know where the electricity came from. There are even electric lights hanging on it. Maybe it’s an electric Pokémon?

After all, as long as the electric Pokémon exerts a little force, the lamp can be turned on for several days.

The only difficulty may be to control the amount of current and not to explode the battery in one go.

"Lin Xuan?"

Unlike the man I met before, the old man seemed to know Lin Xuan and called him by name right away.

"Yes, how do you know me?"

"Despite looking at me like this, I still occasionally contact the outside world, so I know a little bit about you. You are still a disciple of Jinhui Gym. You are considered a person favored by the president. I shouldn't pay too much attention to you, right?"

"Well...no problem at all!"

However, Lin Xuan glanced around. There didn't seem to be any device that could communicate with the outside world, right?

Not to mention that there is no signal at all here. According to Lin Xuan's previous guesses and what Reggie Ellechi said, this is a completely different world. At most, it is attached to the real world, but it is not the same world after all.

"It's possible to communicate in real time, but it's a bit difficult. Unless there are some big things outside that ask me, or I'm bored, I generally won't use it."

The old man explained to Lin Xuan, and at the same time, there was a big pot in front of him, which seemed to be boiling medicine. After all, it looked green, and he didn't know what it was, but Lin Xuan vaguely saw it.

A lot of medicinal herbs and tree fruits arrived.

"Is this...refining alchemy!?"

Lin Xuan looked at the old man's movements, touched his chin and said, and when he heard this, the old man turned back and glared at Lin Xuan.

"What kind of elixir are you making! This is soup!"

"This...are you sure you can drink it?"

Lin Xuan, Xiaodian and the others moved forward, especially Xiaosu and Du Beibi, who were the most curious and moved closer.

Only Yin Bu silently took two steps back, mainly because her characteristics told her that if she drank this thing, something bad might happen.

The old man looked at Xiaosu and Du Beibi who were approaching, with a kind smile on his face, and said to them:

"Would you like to give it a try? It still tastes very good!"

There was temptation in the old man's tone, and Xiaosu and Du Beibi looked at each other.

Although the old man's pot of "soup" seems a bit unsuitable for carbon-based organisms to eat, it smells fine.

Maybe it’s just that the appearance doesn’t look good?

So Du Beibi and Xiao Su both chose to go up and have a taste.

The old man handed over two large spoons very considerately, and then scooped a large spoonful for each of the two little guys.

Xiaosu and Du Beibi took a big sip without any precautions. Xiao Su was simply simple-minded. As for Du Beibi, in his opinion, the more poisonous things he gave him, the more delicious they were, so what could be the problem?

?

But within a second, the two little guys knew how wrong their previous thoughts were!

"Baby..."

"millet……"

The two little guys loosened their claws and fell to the ground. How to describe this smell?

I can’t describe it, I can’t describe it at all! This is not a taste that carbon-based organisms can bear. When the sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, and salty flavors burst out in their taste buds at the same time, the two little guys rolled their eyes——

"Poison Babe! Xiaosu! Cheer up!"

Lin Xuan said with a clear heart while shaking the two little guys.

At this time, Xiaoxi and Xiaomi who were on the side also began to look for water frantically.

They forgot one thing, that is, Xiaosu's perception will be transmitted to them to a certain extent, so...if they had known better, they shouldn't have let Xiaosu go up. Wouldn't it be better to let Du Beibi test the poison?

"I think it's actually pretty good~"

The old man took a sip himself, then whispered.