I'm not a cyberpsycho

After paying homage to Xuannv and the ancestors of the past generations, Suanni boy brought Li Qingyun to the Immortal Mansion. With a move of his mutton-fat jade pendant, he released the restrictions and led him into the manor.

"Uncle Master, this is the Penglai Wonderland, the Fairy Treasure Mansion, where my predecessors from past generations have stored their Taoist spirit companions.

All introductory true disciples can choose a magic weapon from the treasure house to protect themselves. Which one you like, just tell me. "

Oh, I will also give you a magic weapon when you become a disciple. The benefits are pretty good.

At a glance, the treasury is full of colors, the treasures are soaring to the sky, and the divine light is brilliant, covering the sky and blocking out the sun. These are not rubbish he rubbed casually, they are rubbish carefully refined by his seniors... Ahem, baby.

After all, if you look carefully and carefully, you will see that the particle effects have dissipated, and all that is left are pots, pans, knives, guns and sticks. In what age are you still doing this? By the way, is there a magic weapon-level cruiser? Is it okay to play an enchantment RPG?

Well, after all, it is an antique passed down from generation to generation by the ancient Taoist sect and the Righteous Taoism. It has some historical heritage and cultural value.

When Li Qingyun saw the arrangement of this treasure, it was like a magic weapon living in one room, so he asked casually,

"Nephew, can these treasures transform?"

The boy nodded,

"Weapon spirits that cannot transform are not qualified to join my Xuanmen as servants. Whichever one you like, just take it and ask their soul if they are willing to recognize the master.

If you want to pick up a few more, that's no problem. As long as there is a chance to go out, everyone is willing to take care of the juniors and shine for the teacher. "

Li Qingyun nodded to express his understanding.

"Yes, that's right. After staying in the house for a long time, I want to go out and play."

However, from the perspective of cultivators, these magic weapons are indeed quite powerful. They are all tools for 'refining energy and transforming into gods'. Li Qingyun glanced at them and felt that their cultivation and coercion were mostly stronger than his own, and he clicked his tongue.

The hundreds of monks in the square were already shocking before. I didn't expect that there were so many powerful weapon spirits in the treasure house. This Taishang Jiuzhen Sect really has a profound foundation.

But after turning around, Li Qingyun didn't hug a lot of people, "I want them all!" ’.

After all, he was familiar with the Shangzhen Taoist Canon, so he naturally knew that the magic weapon chosen for entry was to form an opportunity. It could not only protect the body and life, but also form a couple to cultivate and complement each other.

However, this kind of thing is not always better.

In fact, Li Qingyun is no longer a child who just entered Taoism. It’s not like he hasn’t used flying swords before. Of course he knows that although these magic weapons are infinitely powerful, he also knows after being tortured several times that these magic weapons have equipment upper limits and reset CDs, just like shipboard weapon systems also have energy grids. In terms of grid and CPU usage, even if you install too many top-level prosthetic implants, you will feel mentally ill.

It's impossible for you to reshape yourself from head to toe, arm yourself with magic weapons to your teeth, and then rip your clothes off! Not even a pair of underwear was left behind, and all the equipment in his body was thrown out to hit people.

And this is not just a question of whether mana, cultivation, and consciousness can be tolerated, but also depends on your wallet.

After all, the great karma of starting a couple and cultivating Dharma protectors needs to be repaid.

These magical weapons and magic weapons come out of the mountain to protect you and help you practice. Isn't it just to help one person achieve enlightenment and let chickens and dogs ascend to heaven?

Therefore, after taking the magic weapon, even the training expenses of the magic weapon will need to be provided by the disciple's own cultivation resources. In the future, the repair, maintenance, upgrade and improvement of the magic weapon will have to be done by himself. As a result of the practice of weapon refining, the elders of the master I will never interfere.

To sum up, you must be cautious when taking this opportunity. In a sense, it is like marrying a wife. It is fun to have a lot of money for a while, but if you want to live in the future, don't you still have to work to support yourself?

Therefore, although dual cultivation is beneficial to physical and mental health, too many Taoist companions will delay the practice. One or two of them are enough.

Of course, the Penglai disciples were rich, and the Shangzhen Palace was even richer than the Sea of ​​Virtual Stars. If they really wanted to raise them, Li Qingyun could afford eight out of ten.

It's just that he has a high vision, and he already has a handkerchief, a sword pill, and now he also has a broken ax that he made as a reference. No matter what, the strength of the magic weapon cannot be lower than the garbage he made by hand. So at first glance, I really didn't think there was anything particularly eye-catching.

Well, it's not that his ax is very well made, but in fact, the upper limit of magic weapons, no matter how ancient magic weapons, is limited by the raw materials and the craftsmanship of the maker.

These Taoist artifacts can be preserved in the treasure house. Although they were all stunning masterpieces at the time, they are indeed a bit outdated now. Whether it is the production process or the strength of the materials, they are the tears of the past era.

It’s like a bunch of supercars parked in a museum. No matter how awesome the chassis is, how solid the sound is, and how beautiful the sound is, and no matter how many championships they have won, they cannot be thrown into racing on fully automated highways with maglev taxis.

In this way, Li Qingyun walked around the warehouse twice, but found nothing he liked, so he simply said to the jade pendant boy,

"Forget it, let's go, there's no need for it."

"Uncle Master doesn't like these treasures, but he doesn't want to refine weapons yet?"

Probably the Suanni boy was used to picking at the ropes, and he could tell at a glance that Li Qingyun was short of money, so he stepped down for him.

"Then how about I get some ancient relics from the Tai Chi era? Most of these relics have been damaged in previous battles. They may have been knocked down, damaged the spirit, and are temporarily covered in dust and cannot be awakened. If my uncle is free, he can refine it again. How much can I leave? A souvenir?"

"Oh, Tai Chi antiques?"

"It's the ancient Tai Chi era before the Demon Ancestor opened the sky, the star wall collapsed, and the Dao Foundation was destroyed. It's something from the time when the three deities established the religion. You come with me, it's here."

The boy Suanni led Li Qingyun through the garden and came to a storage room that looked like a broom closet. There was a large container inside, which contained some literally messy junk. It had accumulated a large layer of dust and had obviously been dusty for N years.

Seeing Li Qingyun's disgusted face, the Taoist smiled bitterly and said,

"The treasures given by the master are all available to the entry-level disciples. I can pick one at random. It's easy for the disciples to make friends."

"Oh, okay, then...this."

So Li Qingyun casually picked up a brick. Well, it was gold. Even if it was useless, it would be festive to put it back in the house.

So the boy who completed the task registered him, "received a treasure from his master," and took Li Qingyun to a study room.

Li Qingyun looked up and saw the mountains of books piled high on the bookshelves.

"Oh, are you going to choose magical secrets this time? I already have Daozang in Shangzhen Palace, so I don't lack this."

The boy smiled and said, "Uncle Master, I misunderstood. This is a question bank."

"Question bank?"

Li Qingyun casually picked up a book and took a look, "Master Wei teaches arithmetic. The arithmetic lecture notes for the college entrance examination in Jiazi years explain the sea of ​​real questions in detail"...

Dig...tui...fa...

Li Qingyun rubbed his eyes and took another look.

Or "Zhenti Hai".

It’s over, I’m a cyberpsychotic maniac.

Then the boy explained,

"Here are the collections of real college entrance examination questions from all the Taoist sects, simulation papers, question banks from the Magic Mountain Demon Sect, and other heretical practices. You can borrow as much as you want, and you can just return it when you're done."

Li Qingyun stared at him with big eyes and small eyes.

"What am I going to do with these things?"

The boy shook his head, "Of course it's to do the questions. If you don't do the questions, how can you take the exam?"

Li Qingyun frowned, his heart tightened, and his back felt cold. He suddenly realized that Teacher Xian's purpose of taking him on this trip was not simple.

"Why do you still need to take a test?"

The boy smiled and pointed to the regulations posted on the wall behind the bookshelf.

"Of course, only by studying hard, practicing hard, and taking tests from time to time can we master the true teachings of Xuanmen.

Our Taishang Jiuzhen Inner Sect Unified Examination consists of a small test on the fifth day, a high school entrance examination on the first tenth month, and a big competition on the anniversary. We take part in it every three years and take part in the 'Xuanmen Comprehensive Six Arts Unified Examination'. Uncle Master, since you have officially accepted Inner door, from now on we have to answer questions.

Only the top three disciples in each exam will receive rewards and points. After sixty years of such a big exam, the six arts are all taught, and the top three disciples in total can become Sanshan Taoist disciples. "

When Li Qingyun heard this, his liver was shaking.

"Nah...ma...yo...it takes sixty years to take the exam???"

This immortal, it’s okay if he doesn’t cultivate!

The boy grabbed his sleeve and urged,

"Uncle, in fact, it's not that difficult. These test questions are from the Taoist teachings compiled by the ancestors of the past generations based on their personal experiences. They are also the elders who are worried that the disciples in the sect who meditate all day long lack experience, so they share their experiences carefully.

In this way, if you go out to the mountains and experience something, if you encounter disaster or misfortune, you can still take the medicine according to the prescription, and any problems can be easily solved. It’s all the teachers’ hard work! "

Li Qingyun looked at him,

"Don't fool me! What the hell is it that you need to practice arithmetic to become an immortal? I'll just cut it and it's done. Why do you have to write questions?"

The Suanni boy shook his head and said,

"At the beginning of arithmetic, the ancestor of the Dao, if you want to practice the truth and combine the Dao, how can you not understand these natural principles of heaven and earth? You can't reach a thousand miles without accumulating silicon steps. The subtlety of the algorithm is reflected in the accumulation of time and months. If you even read the words on the pen If you can't solve the questions and the calculations are wrong, how can others dare to believe that you can refine weapons, make treasures, draw talismans and make elixirs as soon as you get started?

Even if the sect is not short of resources, the heaven, material and earth treasures themselves are the essence of the sun and the moon, and the spiritual energy of the heaven and earth. They are gone after they are used up. They don’t even have the confidence to do calculations. Don’t you feel bad about doing so casually? "

Li Qingyun was stunned for a moment. Thinking about it, what the other party said seemed to make sense. Even if you have sex, you still have to calculate the coordinates. These basics are the real skills, so he bowed.

"Been taught a lesson."

"Master uncle, you don't have to be like this. It's just the master's teachings that you've heard and seen."

The Suanni boy quickly helped him up and whispered,

"And you are a mid-level disciple, and you are an inner sect disciple. You don't know the rules for the selection of the outer sect. If the disciples of this mountain fail to pass the exam, they will be beaten. If they fail to pass the exam in one subject, they will fail in the two subjects, and they will be whipped if they fail the annual exam." If you fail the unified examination, you will have to go to Daoshan, go to the oil pan, and be suppressed at the foot of Penglai Mountain and not allowed to go out until you pass the examination..."

"What kind of corporal punishment sect are you talking about?"

Li Qingyun is going crazy.

The Suanni boy also smiled bitterly.

"Isn't it always like this in Xuanmen? Strict masters produce good disciples. What's more, as long as you don't fail the exam, it will be fine.

In fact, among my Xuanmen disciples, very few people fail the exam. You can pass by just brushing the questions, so you don’t need to be too nervous. It's just that it's really hard to compete for the top three ranking rewards.

After all, you also know that 'refining qi to transform into gods' is easy to cultivate, but 'refining gods to return empty' is hard to find. However, if you are elected as the Taoist disciple of Sanshan, your future cultivation resources will be strongly supported by the sect's resources, and you can also become a Taoist ancestor. , pass on the "Classics" and teach the "Books", this is the authentic Taoist path of seeking the Tao!

If we can seek the true scriptures, who of us who seek the truth will not risk our lives to fight, fight, and rob? What does the exam mean? "

Li Qingyun felt relieved after hearing what he said.

In fact, that's true. After all, others are not like him, who have the "Nine Yin Manual" and "Blood Barrel Heavenly Book" at their fingertips. It’s all something we have to fight for.

You see, people in other religious sects have to conquer other worlds and all other worlds in order to exchange for a "Book of Heaven". It is already very simple for Taoist disciples to brush up their scores and compete for rankings in exams.

"Okay, okay, I understand, just do the questions, just do it, give me a whole box... But wait a minute, I'm just getting started now, and I'm just starting to take the exam, am I already behind the schedule?

Moreover, the exams are taken every day, every month, and every year. Not only do I have to practice in seclusion, but I also have to help the founder guard the furnace and make elixirs. How can I pass the exam? "

The boy Suanni brought the book box and explained,

"It's simple. The sect's magic weapon you took just now, uncle, contains the Taixuan's Barrier. As long as the soul leaves the body and activates the Taixuan Gate, it can be taken to Penglai Mountain for the exam.

Moreover, there is only one stick of incense for each subject exam. If you don't waste time, you can also apply to the director for a make-up exam if you really have something important to do. "

Ma De, no wonder you want me to get a magic weapon, and why are you doing this to take the exam? Why is it so outrageous...

The Suanni boy looked at Li Qingyun,

"Uncle Master, even if this is a small test, we are taking it in front of the statue of our ancestor. If you cheat, you will be beaten to death."

"Holy crap! Am I someone who knows how to cheat? And just cheating and being beaten to death is too big a deal!!"

Alas, I am so tired...cultivating immortals and seeking Taoism turns out to be so tiring...

So with the help of Suanni boy, Li Qingyun emptied out the house and filled a book box full of test papers and simulation papers to take back to study. Well, this book box is also a mustard-like storage magic weapon, specially used for The one who packed the books might not have been able to carry them back if he hadn't been a master of Jiuyin's body-refining skills...

After coming out of the question bank, the boy suggested again,

"Uncle Master, do you want to bring some flowers, plants, spiritual seeds, mythical beasts and birds back to raise? Inner disciples can get them for free."

"Damn it, it's too late for me to finish my questions, and I'm so busy raising flowers and birds! No!"

The box of papers he carried was extremely heavy, and Li Qingyun no longer felt like he was in a fairyland. Who wants to write a question? It's better to go back to 0791 to masturbate and watch TV!

Suanni also saw that Li Qingyun was in a bad mood, looked at him and asked in a low voice,

"Uncle, do you want to eat something?"

This time Li Qingyun immediately became interested, "What do you have to eat here?"

The Suanni boy looked at him and asked,

"Master uncle is from Xu Xinghai, right? Do you usually eat raw or cooked food? Should you use blood food or meat food?"

"Well, in addition to taking pills, I usually eat fish. What do you mean by that?"

Suanni actually looked envious,

"There are elixirs and fish to eat. Are they live fish?"

Li Qingyun nodded and grabbed a piece of fish from the leather pocket on his waist.

"It looks quite ugly, but the meat is quite fresh. Do you want to try it?"

Suanni swallowed and shook his head.

"I have taken refuge in the Dharma and refined my spiritual body. I can only eat fire and smoke, but I can no longer eat hair and drink blood.

It's great, it turns out there are live fish in Daiyu..."

Why can't you eat your hair and drink your blood? Then you keep staring at it...

Seeing him like this, and then looking at the sea hanging in the sky and wrapping the fairy mountain, Li Pan couldn't help but wonder,

"Why don't you have any raw fish?"

The Suanni boy shook his head,

"For us, the raw ones are the spiritual vegetables and fairy fruits grown in the medicine garden, and the cooked ones are the vegetarian vegetables prepared in the canteen. Usually, Qi practitioners smoke clouds, make elixirs to subdue Qi, and occasionally use some vegetarian vegetables for gatherings and banquets. Immortal fruit, immortal brew from the spiritual spring. Those who have attained the Tao generally do not eat meat or fish."

"Then I saw there were a lot of fat quails that flew over just now? Why weren't those ones raised for food?"

"That's the underage Phoenix..."

The Suanni boy smiled bitterly,

"The sacred beasts and birds on the mountain are all Taoist pets raised by the disciples of the sect, and are used to collect genius treasures. If there are those who realize the Tao and transform, they will become fellow disciples in the future. Of course, they cannot eat them.

Only occasionally, those who have exhausted their life span and are reincarnated after fighting, their bodies are used to refine elixirs and make utensils, and the skin and bones are removed. The remaining materials can be used as a feast, which is called meat. The heavenly ghosts used to worship the ancestral temple and the demons fought from outside the territory are called blood-eating ones.

However, there are many disciples in the sect, and food of flesh and blood is not often available, let alone not enough, which is very rare. "

"Here... Then go hunting outside the mountains? You can't eat the ones raised by the sect, but what about the wild ones?"

The Suanni boy looked at him inexplicably,

"Wild ones? There's nothing left outside. Where is there anything wild to eat?"

Li Qingyun didn't understand.

"What do you mean there's nothing outside?"

"It's gone, it's gone..." Suanni boy spread his hands, "The star wall has collapsed, and the foundation of the Tao has been shattered."

Li Qingyun was stunned for a while and asked,

"...Can I go outside and have a look?"

The boy Suanni didn't care. He whirled around and transformed into a golden lion with a jade pendant hanging around his neck... Suanni.

"The evil spirit outside is too strong. I'm afraid Uncle Master's Dao body is still in trouble. Please let your soul come out of the body. I will protect you and go out to see."

When the other party showed his appearance, Li Qingyun realized that this Suanni boy's cultivation level was far superior to his, and he was probably at the peak of 'Qi training to transform into a god'. So he nodded, sat cross-legged, and the Nascent Soul projection flew out from above his head and landed on Suan Ni's head.

Suanni shook his head, swayed his body, breathed fire from his mouth and nose, and a burst of colorful smoke clouds surrounded his body. He drove up the golden clouds and huffed straight into the water curtain and sea wall in the sky.

The blue sea water split into a crystal clear channel in front of us, and colorful lights shuttled in front of our eyes. The fairy mountains and blue sea quickly faded to both sides. The blue light shrouding Penglai Mountain gradually faded away, and the sea surface gradually dimmed, and soon there was boundless darkness. They were surrounded from all directions, as if an abyss was pouring in front of them.

Then there was a crash.

Li Qingyun's consciousness suddenly spread out, as if the curtain covering him was suddenly torn apart, and in all directions, there was only a vast nothingness left in front of him.

Nothing at all.

In the vast void, not even a single star could be seen.

What……

nothing……

"Uncle Master, turn around and look."

Li Qingyun was awakened by Suanni's voice transmission, and turned around to look in the vast void.

Behind him, he saw a crystal clear bubble blooming with blue light, like a huge orb, hanging silently in the boundless darkness. If you look closely, you can vaguely see the inside of the orb. Green mountain shadows and magnificent Taoist palace.

"This is Penglai."

Suanni took Li Qingyun and circled around the blue bubble in the vast void.

"Xu Yuan has expanded uncontrollably, the Tai Chi world has been swallowed up by Xu Yuan, and there is nothing left in the world.

Although the barrier set up by Taishang Daozu can last for a while, no magic weapon can withstand the erosion of Xu Yuan's evil spirit.

When all the power of the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Pearls is exhausted, Penglai will surely one day be swallowed up by the endless Xuanyuan.

I just hope that Daiyu Mountain can be completed soon and my Jiuzhen Sect can be moved to Xuxingtian.

Although Xuyuan will swallow Xuxingtian sooner or later, at least there is still a way to survive for now.

You can escape for a while, just for a while. "