I'm not a cyberpsycho

It's a dream, but it's not a dream either.

I dreamed of butterflies,

Or the butterfly dreamed of me.

So, I am mentally ill after all...

Or was the butterfly with the special code given to me? ? ?

After taking a short nap and peeking at 0113007's report, Li Pan RS5 woke up, resting his chin on his hands and falling into the chaotic and meaningless philosophical speculations in his mind.

016001 sat opposite him, kicked off her high heels, lifted her stockings, took off her formal clothes, tied up her hair, rolled up her sleeves, rubbed her hands and started eating!

"Thanks to you, 0791! It's moving! It's moving! Oops!

New World Galaxy Cruise! Super six-star luxury hotel! Even the set meals are so luxurious!

look! Such a big lobster! Wow, I've only seen it in museums! This meal must cost at least a million! "

Li Pan was brought back to his senses by the black silk stockings, and glanced at the bill, "Not bad, eighty."

016 Stick out your tongue,

"Anyway, thank you for your hospitality!

Oops, I should have arranged for you to be escorted to Earth. But the prices in Europa are really scary, and I accidentally spent all my budget in the past two days..."

Li Pan shrugged.

"It's okay. I've reimbursed enough in the past few days. I occasionally pay for it myself. Safety comes first. I just saw a few shareholders of Zhutian Petrochemical staring at me."

016 nodded repeatedly,

"That's right, taking the Jupiter cruise ship back is of course safer than squeezing into the interstellar bus!

Come! Here’s a toast to you! We will help you enjoy your journey as a cool baboon, have a smooth academic year at TUB, become a full-time employee as soon as possible, and get promoted step by step! "

Li Pan smiled and raised his glass too.

"Thank you and wish you good health."

The sweet sparkling wine slides into your mouth, and the fragrant fruity aroma dances on the taste buds on the tip of your tongue, blooming with a charming taste worth 10,000 yuan per cup.

For a moment, Li Pan, who had been talking like a bird these days, actually wanted to cry.

I don’t want to go back to 0791... I have 300 billion in my hand in 016, and my mouth tastes bad when I drink tea. Why am I crazy if I go back and fight for life and death...

016 was already eating with his knife left and right, looking like a starving ghost reincarnated.

Li Pan sighed to himself for a while. It was a bit strange to see how she was reincarnated as a starved ghost.

"Excuse me, but 016, you are also a regional manager, and your monthly salary is at least one hundred, right?"

016 Gu Gu Gu rinsed his mouth with sparkling wine, swallowed the lobster steak and foie gras that was stuck in his throat, and nodded.

"Basic salary, overtime commission subsidy, about 150 before tax."

That’s an annual salary of 20 million. Li Pan casually glanced at his credit card statement.

"That year... can I still afford it if I come here once in a while?"

016 Hehehe laughed,

"You think too highly of me 0791, but I confessed because you treated me to lobsters and a cruise ship. In fact, I am basically living on the edge of bankruptcy every month."

Li Pan was a little surprised,

"Ah? How could it be? An annual salary of 20 million is considered a standard middle class even in the universe, right? Is it because of medical insurance?

But isn’t it said that general managers and ministers can enjoy the company’s A-level and up to S-level package company allowances? "

016 also knew that Li Pan was a newbie coming for training, so he didn't mind. While licking the oil on his fingers, he counted with his fingers.

"The medical insurance subsidy has already been included in the calculation. The company and CIS have a bundled cooperation agreement, but you also need to be a performance model to apply for the S-level package. Generally, you can apply for the A-category. If you sign the 'Worry-free' A-category, that's The monthly medical insurance premium is 1.2 million. You pay half of it yourself and the company pays you half.

However, if you say that you are looking for another medical insurance company, then this welfare company will discount it to you at half price, which is a medical insurance subsidy of 300,000 yuan. Anyway, there is a filing cabinet to return the files, so I didn’t sign it and just took the money directly. This is only a monthly salary of 1.5 million, okay! How much do you think overtime pay can be?

And this 1.5 million is before tax! After deducting all kinds of messy taxes and fees, I got 120. After deducting my mortgage, car loan and other commercial insurance, I still have about 80 for spending money. That’s enough for daily consumption, but I still have to buy it. Medicine! "

"Buy medicine? Are you sick too? Sorry, I mean..."

"It's okay, it's okay. It's a superpower disease. Here, one shot costs five million."

016 waved his hand if he didn’t mind, and projected a certain drug advertisement of Cool Baboon. It looked like a disposable needle-free injection tube similar to a strengthening drug. The product name read "BABOOBA!!! Cool Baboon is super strong!!!"

016 When I clicked on the promotional video, I saw a skinny young man. The subtitles introduced that his super power is ‘flying’. I saw the young man trying his best to float three and a half centimeters in the air. The cool baboon researchers on the side shook their heads and identified him as a D-level (disabled) person.

Then the scientific researchers took out "BABOOOBA!!! The cool baboon is super strong!!!" and gave the boy an intravenous injection. At this moment, the boy was furious! Transform! The superpower index has skyrocketed! It literally exploded, and the ad even gave a close-up of a researcher testing glasses exploding...

Then boy whoosh! No, "PENG!" "HONG!" "PAAAA!" "HUAAA!!", in a burst of exaggerated audio, video, light and shadow special effects, fly into the sky! Soaring straight into the sky! Beyond the storm! Break through the sky! Turn into a shooting star! Turn into flames!

...Well, the boy was burned to ashes when he broke through the atmosphere. After all, his superpower was only 'flying'...

Then the camera pulled back, and the researcher changed the tester, completed the identification, gave a thumbs up, and then the big subtitles popped up,

BA level (BABOO!!) cool baboon level! Super cool guy! The super hot and handsome guy has a huge dick! ! !

Li Pan watched the advertisement with the expression of an old man looking at his mobile phone.

"What the hell..."

016 gnawed on the pig's trotters and moved his fingers to project a table. It says the classification of superpowers.

Class D (Disable) disabled person

Class C (Capable) imbecile

Class B (Beneficial) capable person

A-level (ACE) elite ability user

S-class (Superior) superpower

BA level (BABOO!!) cool baboon level! Super cool guy! The super hot and handsome guy has a huge dick! ! !

"The super power classification was actually released very early. It is a standard five levels from D to S. It is not that complicated. Just use the technology intensity as a benchmark and copy it.

The BA level was added by the Cool Baboon Group itself. It can also be regarded as a six-level super-power enhancement customized by the company's technology. You have also seen that the effect of this medicine is so exaggerated. As long as you have super genes and potential, you can break through the boundaries with just one shot. "

016 wiped his hands, drank wine and introduced,

"Every world has special products, implants, androids, chimeras, robots, super mecha space battleships, and so on. But here, these are naturally superpowers and super enhancers, 'cool The baboon is super strong.

The most important thing for a superpower is, of course, control. Control over one's own abilities, control over emotions, control over space, distance, speed and everything. After all, most ability users are single ability users. If a boy like this boy is completely unable to control his power, he will either be completely unable to exert his power, or simply lose control, leading to his own rampage and death.

But on the other hand, control can be acquired through long-term professional special training, but the upper limit of superpower potential depends on how many drugs your mother took when she was pregnant with you. It is written into the DNA from the mother's womb.

Therefore, most people, no matter how hard they work and train, can only hang around in the C level throughout their lives. If you haven't awakened your B-level or higher abilities during adolescence, and you don't have money to buy medicines and surgeries, you basically don't need to consider becoming a superpower star.

What's more, these days, no S-level or A-level one can compare to BABOO! !

Whether you fight or not, and how many 'Super Cool Baboons' you fight will directly determine the outcome of the battle between superpowers. We who buy medicine at our own expense, what can we do to sign an official contract with the Cool Baboon and have an unlimited supply of medicines for a big star fight? no.

I don’t eat or drink, and I have to save half a year to buy a ‘Kool Baboon Super’. One or two bionic bodies must be prepared for emergency use. No matter how cheap VK is, it will cost millions. Alas, I am heavily in debt..."

Li Pan nodded and understood. No matter how peaceful the world is and no matter how quiet the company's business is, they are still managing the inventory of monsters. Not to mention that there are so many local superpowers and big companies in the world, and there may be all kinds of troubles.

"I see, so even though there is a superpower system, there is actually no difference. In the final analysis, it still costs money...

But if you put it this way, 016, your true body is a superpower? Can I ask what your abilities are? "

"I am a person with all abilities, which of course does not mean that I have all abilities, that is, more than five B-level abilities."

Probably for the sake of this big meal, 016 didn't hide it, sucked his fingers and started counting.

"Flight, telekinesis, short-distance flash, super strength, super reflexes, super physique, rapid healing, thermal energy control, magnetic control, gravity manipulation...

One, two, three, well, these ten abilities are S-level. Because I have an A-level ability copy, and some messy B-level abilities that I haven’t practiced much, so I can’t remember clearly. "

Li Pan's jaw dropped.

"What the hell?? Wait, wait a minute! You are so strong with black silk stockings!?"

016 rolled his eyes at him, changed the black stocking to another one and lifted it up.

"What are you thinking? No matter what, I am still the 001 of the local representative company! I graduated as the first in the super power academy. The official contract between Captain Cool Baboon and the company was put in front of me for my choice! Until now , I am still ranked eighth among the top ten strongest S-class superpowers in history according to public votes!"

Probably to show that he was not bragging after drinking too much, 016 also sent over a photo and video. This is a woman wearing a super-powered tights, and her hero codename is ‘Super Almighty Superwoman’.

Her body shape and appearance are similar to the current VK prosthesis of 016. After all, there is an extra fee to change the appearance. But I am a bit older, and I am the kind of milf, ahem, mature woman, ahem, mature woman. You can find a large number of fans and novels with just one search on the Internet, cough!

In short, the "Almighty Superwoman" is indeed a very famous powerful superpower in 016, a star who has been fighting monsters since she awakened in elementary school until she graduated from college.

But she joined the job after graduation, so she didn't appear in the public eye for a long time. People speculated that she was captured by the evil weirdo group or the company's chaebol, cough cough cough! I guess she retired and returned to her hometown to get married as soon as she graduated...

But with such popularity, if she joins the Cool Baboon Team, she will definitely become a huge star. I’m afraid I can’t just endorse a stockings and get the advertising fee!

Li Pan couldn't understand,

"Then why do you come to work in the company???"

016 also sighed, tossed his hair in melancholy, and took a pig's foot.

"Because I was too young, naive and naive at the time. I really wanted to change the world..."

Li Pan seemed to understand a little and silently toasted her.

"You have worked hard."

Probably a little drunk, 016 took a swig and vomited bitterly.

"You don't know, 0791! We don't have any extra money, we all rely on wages! But the work is not a lot at all!

Just trying to control the annual out-of-control rate of monsters under the performance standard of 5% will kill me!

My logistics department has more than 2,000 warehouse spaces! Two thousand! On average, a monster goes berserk every three days!

I basically live in the company warehouse now! Three years! It’s been three years since I had the chance to travel!

But I can’t stop doing it. Can I do it if I don’t do it? If I'm not guarding the company, there will be a world-ending crisis in three days!

As for those cool baboons who shoot commercials, they are useless! It’s hard for me, oh oh oh! "

Li Pan felt a shiver run down his spine, and 01044's words drifted through his mind.

The company's work is endless... it's endless... it's endless...

In the end, 016 also turned his grief and anger into appetite, eating and drinking for a while, and became drunk with satisfaction.

Li Pan sent her back to the big bed in the luxury cabin to rest. He went to the observation deck and stared at the sea of ​​stars in a daze.

In fact, it only takes a blink of an eye to jump from Jupiter to the Earth. But as you all know, cruise ships are places where old men, women and internet celebrities who have too much money to spend their money come to check in. They don’t have to go to work and have bank accounts. The money in the deposit bond investment private equity fund is still rising on its own. In short, there is no need to rush. First go around Europa, then around the star gate, then the asteroid belt, Mars, the moon, and the earth, while sightseeing Eat, drink and have fun while traveling.

I have to say that with just a few lobsters and a few glasses of wine, I’m afraid I still can’t tell the difference.

Only when he really sees the sea of ​​stars in the 016 universe with his own eyes can Li Pan understand why 0791 is the countryside, the suburbs, the slums, and the garbage dump. And 016 is the core universe of the inner ring.

The first thing that catches the eye is the Titan.

In the Jupiter star field, the star gate orbit is densely packed with Titans.

Hundreds and thousands of Titan ships were neatly moored at the star gate, moving slowly, waiting in line to turn around from the star gate. If you ignore the scale, you might even get the illusion that you're in a transportation hub parking lot.

Yes, it is so outrageous. A certain country boy named Amara holds three Titans in his hand and wants to dominate the world and establish an empire. At that time, Titans from giant companies in the world are blocking the highway intersection, waiting in line to pay to jump out of the gate...

Of course, not all of them were created by the cool baboon family, but there were certainly quite a few.

Why does the company build so many Titans? In fact, there is nothing to do, just pure, pure, market competition.

You need Titans to seize assets, you need Titans to participate in plane bidding, you need Titans to suppress indigenous riots, implement the Zhengzheng Agreement, participate in corporate wars, and hold fleet battles. Titans are indispensable everywhere.

If you have Titans, I can't live without them, and if you build new ships, I can't help but follow you. Besides, those old models are still Titans after all. Even those that have experienced wars are not so easy to be sunk. They can be used after a major overhaul. Not many can build it themselves, and it retains its value much better than the average dreadnought aircraft carrier.

Anyway, the Titan production line is there, and it will be depreciated even if it is not constructed. Not only can it be built to be shipped during the war, but it can also be converted into the company's assets, which can avoid taxes and not depreciate. Then, one by one, start making dumplings. Get up and roll.

So hundreds of thousands of Titan fleets, accumulated over time, were thrown at the star gate, always ready, until one day a big fight would destroy all the heavens.

And when the cruise ship flashes, glides across the sky, and jumps to the asteroid belt, you can see all kinds of huge scientific research space stations and interstellar factories in different shapes.

The situation of the miner in 0791 is different. In a place like 016, which can reach 01 in one hop, it is the center of the center, the inner ring of the inner ring, and the core of the core. The primary industry has long been obsolete and has been eliminated. Now it is everywhere They are all big companies, with factory laboratories everywhere.

As mentioned before, since entering the ring requires customs inspection, the policy is universal, so every asteroid area on Earth is the best industrial area. Semi-finished products of materials from the heavens are combined with technology from Earth 016, transformed into commodities and then dumped out.

All of this created the 016 asteroid belt, a group of space stations that can be described as piled up, row after row, densely arranged, each of which has an industrial-grade ship, the size of a fearless aircraft carrier, and even asteroid meteorites in the ring. , were all gathered together by the gravitational binder and built into a huge artificial satellite-level fortress, housing the offices, factories, research institutes, clubs, and various production and living facilities of companies from all over the world.

The spacecraft coming and going shuttled in the accelerating orbit, and the interstellar train shuttled between the dimly lit space stations in ten minutes. The light spots of the PPE engine are as dense as a meteor shower, lighting up the dark night sky. From a distance, it looks like a strip of light in Changchuan River.

Next is Mars... Mars is not interesting, it supplies the agricultural and food base of this plane. There are maggots and potatoes coming and going, pass.

Then there's the moon.

The 016 moon is amazing. The 016 moon is wrapped in liquid alloy and has been transformed into a Death Star fortress. The ordinary moon surface is full of pits and scars, but the 016 moon is as smooth and flat as a reflective mirror.

The mercury-like metal ocean flows, which can absorb solar energy to generate electricity, defend against strikes, and can also be used as railgun ammunition. And it cuts through the Destroyer Star Death Star railgun in all directions without blind spots, causing a devastating blow to Titan.

In addition to the liquid metal moon sphere, there are forty-eight artificial small moons in the 016 Earth-Moon Universe.

These forty-eight artificial satellites, like pearl necklaces, are dotted around the periphery of Earth's 016 low-Earth orbit. They are not only a complement to the Earth's defense system, but also a certain kind of defense system for the Earth. After all, in the eyes of some people, there is no need to elaborate too much on whether the superpowers on the ground in 016 are also some kind of 'inhuman experimental subjects'.

Finally there is the earth.

Earth, how to say 016 Earth, is really super prosperous.

016's LEO-PORT has seventy-two artificial star ring orbits inside and outside, just like the rings of Jupiter!

And this earth is actually super original! No! It is beyond the original ecology! It's brand new! The pinnacle of biotechnology! Gaia Earth!

Yes, there are mountains, water, flowers, birds, sea, and glaciers.

There are creatures that are extinct and there are creatures that never existed.

A brand new earth! A whole new biosphere! A whole new world!

Well, that’s the theme of this cruise ship.

Why do everyone on the company committee like to set up the University Town Research Institute in 016?

Because Cool Baboon funded it, they asked Terra Group to re-environmentally transform Earth 016.

Is it possible to do this without major changes? Chemicals have polluted the biological gene pool...

Yes, the seventy-two layers of the star ring are actually the slums where the refugees from Earth 016 are temporarily housed during the overall transformation. A new group of people will be replaced every time a block transformation is completed. Now that the renovation is completed, it has completed the task of temporarily housing the disaster victims, and it has been rebuilt into a unique orbital star city and space star port, and has become a prosperous commercial and financial center like the city center.

So you can also see that no matter what the company does, it actually doesn’t matter.

What is lacking these days is not technical or technological power at all, but financial power.

As long as someone is willing to spend money, there is almost no problem that cannot be solved.

P's Pharmaceuticals caused a catastrophe on its own and almost poisoned the entire planet's population. However, through bankruptcy, restructuring and spending money on transformation, it suddenly transformed into the Cool Baboon Group and regained its foothold. It also removed 016 from the drug testing site. Upgrading and transforming into a tourist earth with super powers and a research center at Zhutian University can be regarded as a classic case of successful crisis public relations.

By the way, Cool Baboon not only stood up this time, but also helped Terra, which was on the verge of bankruptcy due to the 036 Zerg rebellion. The brothers and sisters got through it together, and other companies really didn't take the opportunity to get out of the committee. It was a win-win situation. …

ah? What? Since this is the original earth and Gaia, why has 016 never seen a lobster?

This question gets to the point, because 016001 is a city dweller, in other words, a native.

Yes, do you think that the transformed 016 still belongs to the local, indigenous earthlings of 016?

Stop dreaming, okay? It’s impossible, okay!

When I signed a contract with the company and went to the orbital slums to receive relief, I was giving up everything that belonged to me.

Those stubborn households that refused to give up have been depleted by natural disasters such as chemical gas pollution and livable renovation.

With the completion of this overall transformation, the local population has also directly completed urbanization.

Now the entire population of Earth 016, both superpowers and incompetent people, are concentrated in more than 800 giant cities at the entrance of the LEO-PORT orbital elevator, each with an average population of tens of millions. They live on the few resources and opportunities leaked from the teeth of the Cool Baboon Group.

And the 016 Earth outside these cities, with its beautiful mountains, rivers and beautiful scenery, has long been used as an asset mortgage for livable transformation. The capital control of other worlds has been opened as an exception, and it has been auctioned for financing by cosmic tycoons from other worlds!

Otherwise, where do you think the money will come from for such a planet-scale project to relocate eight billion people? Will the company make a loss-making business?

Therefore, it can be said that 016 Earth is a super luxury community located in the inner ring of the heavens, which was demolished and rebuilt.

So as long as you are willing to spend money, you can buy the Antarctic, the Rocky Mountains, and Mount Everest for your own backyard. Make it an asset of the company, a park, a laboratory, and a university town.

The eight billion people who have been driven to the corner are obviously very close, but they live in a steel jungle that is exactly the same as the City of Night. They can only see what their homes look like from the Internet, from books, and from museums.

Is it tragic?

How could it be? The city is not a prison, and no one will lock you in it. It's just that the territory outside is bought by private individuals and the walls are built there. If you live in the city, you can't just break into other people's mansions, right?

And you can spend money. You can also buy a piece of land, or buy a sightseeing ticket, and then you can go out and visit.

What? You have no money? Then there is nothing you can do. You have no money. Do you want the company to give it to you for free?

Sometimes when you don’t have money, you have to think about whether it’s your own fault, whether you haven’t worked hard enough, or whether you haven’t risked your life to fight for it.

Now, some people make sarcastic remarks, but don’t say that the company didn’t give you a chance!

Now here is a "BABOOBA!!! Super cool fee!!!" put here.

Pick it up and prick your neck with a needle. It will determine life or death, success or failure, and whether you can make money! Do it again!

BABOOBA! ! ! Cool baboon is super strong! ! !

Life changing! ! ! Change yourself first! ! !

The holographic advertisement stopped with a huge and dazzling "BABOOBA!!!", and the bright and disgusting light and shadow of the trademark shook Li Pan's face.

He waved his finger and paid to turn off the advertisement. In the dark sea of ​​stars, the blue and clean planet appeared in front of him.

Ah, Earth 016, Brave New World.