I'm not a cyberpsycho

A man and a woman walked into the Night City Orbital Elevator Transportation Center.

The young man's appearance was ordinary, probably because he was too ordinary. He made many fancy decorations, such as dyeing his hair yellow and standing it up like a broom, replacing his left arm with a metal prosthetic, and wearing clothes stained with Wearing a motor-oiled jacket and trench coat, with a military school dog tag hanging around his neck, he was dressed like a rooster to attract female birds.

Of course, his female companion was not an ordinary person. She dyed her hair pink and combed it from back to front, from left to right, to the front of her face, completely blocking the right half of her face. The exposed half was also painted with thick gothic tear makeup, and his arms were wrapped with a steel hoop, leather rope and chains. It was unclear whether they were accessories or weapons, making him look like a heavy metal rock star.

The two non-mainstream people who were incompatible with the people in suits and ties around them arrived at the boarding gate in silence. Suddenly, under the watch of the railway elevator security guards with live ammunition, they started to quarrel in front of the security gate using dialect that the masses could not understand at all. One plane. In the end, they threw their middle fingers at each other and sprayed some curse words starting with C and ending with B, and they parted ways without looking back.

In fact, to be more precise, Fenmao stopped in front of the security gate. She secretly turned her head to look behind her, but the broom head did not look back all the way. He just walked out of the airport gate without looking back, holding the broom on his head, got on his motorcycle and drove away.

So Fenmao had no choice but to sigh, turn around and walk towards the security gate.

Then the security system scanned her whole body and emitted a calm, electronically synthesized sound.

"Good morning, Officer Kelman. It's six o'clock in the morning, Sunday. We have updated your biometric monitoring. Your sleep time is two hours and forty minutes. Your sleep quality is poor. We recommend a high-concentration caffeine refresher for you. …”

The call from the intelligent system and the slight electric shock made Wei drowsily open her eyes, and then the automatic room manager opened the curtains violently, and the bright sunshine outside the window exploded on her face like a flashbang.

"Fax! Sunday!! Close the curtains!"

"Sorry, police officer, the Ministry of Internal Affairs has made an appointment for your monthly mental examination at 8 a.m. Please keep an empty stomach and go to the ESPD Medical Department one hour in advance for a blood test and physical examination. In addition, the patrol section chief, Superintendent Regan, has called to ask you A timely update on last week’s patrol briefing…”

"Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Turn off the electric shock!!"

Wei wailed and climbed out of bed, shuffling to the bathroom and staring listlessly in the mirror.

In the mirror, the woman with dark circles under her eyes and short shoulder-length hair was looking back at her listlessly. Although there was an automatic grooming robot to help her dress up, no matter how good the cosmetics were, they couldn't make up for enough sleep.

"I have six days off and one day off, and have physical examinations during holidays. The benefits of civil servants are really good..."

Recalling the unreasonable dream last night, Wei hesitated, opened the address book, and looked at the account that had not been heard from since the breakup.

Since then, it has been...three years, right?

This bastard really doesn't reply to a single message.

All the communications sent out fell into the sea. Even the game accounts that we used to team up with are no longer online.

Suddenly, they were like two strangers, without saying a word.

He can't be dead...

Wei shook her head, cheered up, quickly freshened up, put on a navy blue police uniform, and with the help of the system, boarded the intercity train and rushed to the 0791ESPD branch.

ESPD, the Europa Star City Police Department, although it sounds similar to the NCPA in terms of functions, it is actually two systems with completely different job titles.

In principle, the NCPA, a local police system mainly composed of indigenous people in this plane, is a subordinate unit of the Security Bureau, and most of its members are hired indigenous police auxiliaries.

However, due to the special nature of Europa and the All-Heaven Star Gate, the ESPD is directly responsible for the security of the Europa Star Territory. Its members are serious civil servants, at the same level as the Security Bureau, Taxation Bureau, and Municipal Administration, and are police officers directly under the committee.

It is a higher level under the central government, so ESPD police officer Wei basically enjoys the treatment of the NCPA inspection director, but he still does the hard work of patrolling the streets.

Of course, in a perfect world like Europa Star City that has fully realized cybernetics, systemization, and automation, ESPD does not need to issue fines or anything. Their only responsibility is to ensure the personal and property safety of distinguished Europa citizens.

To put it more bluntly, it is a pure police dog and a guard dog.

Therefore, the selection criteria for ESPD are very simple. The first is loyalty, the second is loyalty, and the third is loyalty!

Of course, whether you are loyal or not does not matter what others say, nor does it matter what you say. It has to be decided by your master.

Yes, generally speaking, ordinary police officers of ESPD are introduced by someone.

They are usually chosen from the servant children of the Chinese families of the Sky People. Or only those who are descendants of the middle class, whose parents have a corporate background for more than three generations, and who have a high degree of identification with the system can be considered.

Basically, this group of people, as tools to maintain the system, have been deeply bound to the existing rules. After graduating from middle school, they enter vocational schools and receive specialized education such as dog training. After graduation, most people become housekeepers, maids, and attendants, while a small number of them become housekeepers, maids, and attendants. The elites are selected by public departments such as ESPD or internal affairs departments of various companies.

After such people sign an agreement and join the army, they receive military training and customization of prosthetics in specialized units, and eventually they become a private military branch that is independent of the civilian army and belongs exclusively to chaebols and companies.

Wei Kelman is one of the dogs selected by the Kelman family of SEC Commissioner and Europa City Council Member to receive a gift. Even if her background as a native of the Night City is not very clean, as long as a cosmic rich man like Kelman guarantees her, she can have a smooth journey and rise to the top.

Yes, as long as some people make the right choice, their lives will change suddenly, and their originally bleak future will be illuminated by the morning light, and they can directly re-plan a new life.

For example, you first go to a military school to serve in the military, and after you get your citizenship, you can directly join the ESPD with a letter of recommendation. If you have a military school diploma, you can directly become a second-level police officer. So you start as a first-level police officer, work on the street for two years, and then get promoted to a third-level police officer. You can sit in the office for two years and be promoted to Superintendent II, and then you can choose to transfer to the Security Bureau, or continue to climb up the ESPD sequence.

Of course, it may be a little difficult for a native like her to continue to be promoted to police inspector in the homeland of the cosmic and Draconians, but if the background is strong enough and the luck is good enough, she can transfer to NCPA, and the center will automatically fill up the position. Level, enjoy police treatment.

This can be regarded as a step into the middle management. After a few years, as my network becomes stronger, I may have the opportunity to be promoted to police officer, serve as a full-time commander at the level of section chief, or even find a job as a local NCPA branch director. For the foreseeable future, the future looks bright.

And if I had not chosen this way and continued to stay in the garbage dump in the City of Night...

Heh, maybe he's dead now?

“Officer Kelman, please watch the screen, pay attention to the question, and respond within ten seconds.

Deliberate concealment and lying will be recorded and affect performance appraisal. "

Vi came to her senses, rested her chin on the stand, and stared at the camera.

"If today is your birthday and someone gives you a gift, your first impression is, what is that gift?"

"...Made from motorcycle parts, wrenches and screws...monkey?"

"You were watching Mewtwo, and suddenly you felt something crawling up your thigh. You decide."

"Hmph, throw him out with an over-the-shoulder throw."

"The following data chip contains a large number of nude photos. Please describe your subjective feelings based on the pictures."

"It's okay, not bad, very cute, quite handsome, wow, this butt, wow, these legs, uh, what the hell are those! My eyes!"

…

"Thank you for your test. Your mental deviation value identification result is blue, blue, red, yellow, yellow, blue, blue. The identification result is excellent.

Please continue to maintain your physical and mental health. "

"For the physical and mental health of the police officers! Please don't insert scenes of human-animal hybridization! It's really tiring..."

After a long physical examination, Wei wanted to go back and catch up on some sleep, but before the patrol report was finished, the communication rang again.

"Officer Kelman, you have a communication from Inspector Kelman."

Wei's expression became more relaxed, "Oh, Madeleine."

A woman with long chestnut hair and sky-blue eyes jumped out of the communication channel,

"Officer Kelman! Come shopping with me! It's the commander's order!"

"well……"

Madeleine Kelman, the eldest daughter of the Kelman family, is also the guarantor of Wei's citizenship. You can say that they are 'girlfriends', 'besties' and 'best friends'.

Of course, it can also be said more harshly, that is, the relationship between master and servant, owner and pet, employer and bodyguard.

After all, as the youngest daughter and heir of a plutocratic family, cosmic Madeleine Kelman, she has been the true ruling class of the heavens since she was born.

Study abroad if you want, graduate if you want, you can do whatever you want, and explore the infinite possibilities of life in this infinite world.

Athlete, explorer, star model, police director, fleet commander. If you say you want it, someone will arrange it for you. What's more, what does it mean to have a dog, a cat, or a best friend by your side?

Wei Ziran doesn't have much to say. Her tuition, accommodation, food and clothing, and a prosthetic body were all given by the Kelman family. Isn't it natural to help them take care of the eldest lady? Besides, all you have to do is play games with her. Is there any easier side job than this?

And it just happened to be able to escape the report. After all, it was an order from the top.

"By the way, Wei, it's been a month since you were transferred to the ESPD, right? Are you still used to work? Are you busy? Did that guy Jess Regan bully you? I'll help you teach him a lesson!"

"It's not bad. I'm just patrolling and writing reports. The training intensity is much lower than that of Mars. It's just trivial matters."

While chatting, Wei glanced at the empty commercial street. Although it was Sunday, Kelman's bodyguards had already booked the whole place and blocked the road, asking passersby to take a detour to avoid bumping into the lady.

"But Madeleine, why do you have time to come back? Aren't you going to prepare for your graduation defense?"

Yes, in fact, this eldest lady has not graduated yet, but the position of ESPD First Class Inspector has been made available for her by the Reagan family. Anyway, there is always a way, I can only say that everyone who understands understands...

Madeleine held Wei's hand and said helplessly,

"Oh, don't mention it. There is a lunatic who kills people randomly in 016. He killed all the principals and professors. Now TUB is forced to suspend classes. My mother quickly called me back."

"Is it cyberpsychosis? I've also heard that the trouble in the Night City is getting more and more serious."

Wei was also a little worried for a while. Now the corporate war in 0791 has become more and more intense. Recently, several companies have been fighting in the universe, so much so that the Earth-Wood Interstellar Direct Service has been suspended.

Rumors are also spreading on the Internet. It is said that in the past two days, there have been continuous bombardments in deep space from morning to night, and the sky is filled with light spears and starbursts. News programs speculated based on the frequency and magnitude of nuclear radiation that at least it has been destroyed by now. A ship worth ten trillion.

Ten trillion is really unimaginable...

Wei couldn't help but use her meager salary as a police officer to do the math. Even if you don’t eat or drink, you’ll still have to earn fifty million years if you work overtime!

Fifty million years! Monkeys have evolved into humans...

"Sorry! Miss, there is an emergency! We need to evacuate immediately!"

Suddenly, the optically invisible bodyguards hiding in the dark appeared one by one.

Wei's ESPD police intelligence system and the mall's security monitoring alarm also started to scream at the same time.

"Alert! Alert! Terrorist attack! The regional violent crime deviation index has increased sharply!"

"Attention all units! Attention all units! Cyberpsychosis has occurred at the Europa All-Heaven Expo Center!

Police officers nearby provide immediate support! Support immediately! "

Madeleine frowned.

"What, these lunatics are not done yet! Can't you find a class? It's so annoying to cause trouble everywhere!"

Wei checked the coordinates and gave the Kelman family's bodyguard a look.

"Madeleine, I'm going to go out to police, and let's form a team together tonight to get points."

"Oh, okay, okay, be careful!"

Wei smiled, rolled up her sleeves, and showed the silver nails on her arms.

"Don't worry, I'll come over after I take care of the madman. Then I'll bring Chaomeng to you."

Madeleine's eyes lit up, "Okay, okay, it's settled! Come on, Wei!"

Seeing the eldest lady being escorted onto the shuttle, Wei breathed a sigh of relief and started the system.

"ESPD patrol law enforcement officer, Constable 1st Class Wei, received police support and applied to activate the armed police system."

"Apply for permission, and the prosthetic body authorization will be activated."

In an instant, as blue lightning suddenly appeared, high-energy electric current ran through the whole body, and the implants all over the body were activated, strengthening Wei's physical perception to the limit and lifting the restrictions on the use of weapons.

The armed police system is one of the most fiercely competitive projects among prosthetic manufacturers in the world. Each ESPD local branch has different suppliers. Currently, the supplier to 0791 is the VK Group.

And Wei is also one of the few Cyber ​​Earthlings in the police station who is semi-enhanced by implants and can graduate with the Martian MM Silver Nail.

Yes, she was not chosen by the Kelman family because of how nice she talks, how pretty she looks, or how high she can get in playing games.

In fact, it is not easy to become a family dog ​​in a rich family. Although the owner of the Kelman family dotes on his daughter, he will not let any unidentified stray dog ​​stay with her just because his daughter 'likes' it.

However, Wei still passed the review, because she does have natural potential, a top-notch match for implanted prostheses, and completed the high-intensity military training of Mars MM with excellent results, becoming a legitimate winner of the silver nail. Elite.

Coupled with the help of the ESPD armed police prosthetic body and the specially customized implant plug-ins provided by the Kelman family, the strength of Wei's cyber prosthetic body has reached superhuman strength.

Of course, although Wei is still not as intense as a corporate war, at least on daily patrols, she can come into contact with the cosmonauts of the universe and subdue those wealthy N-generations and corporate dogs who rely on the performance of the BBA prosthetic body to get drunk and cause trouble. .

As usual, the cyberpsychosis causing trouble in Europa also triggered the alarm. It was probably some cosmic being who was high on drugs and fired randomly with the BBA's plasma cannon.

In fact, there are quite a few guys like this who use top-notch prosthetics to kill people indiscriminately in Europe, but their family backgrounds are prominent and their status is noble. Therefore, ESPD cannot use hackers to burn their brains, let alone send three-headed dogs to beat them into sieves. So I had to endure the beatings and kicks, carefully arrest the person, and then throw him into the detention center, waiting for the family lawyer to send money to redeem him.

Of course, the front-line police officers of the ESPD received a beating, but at least they could get a few points of hush money. So for the sake of money, everyone shut up and deleted their public security records. Only then did they maintain the lowest level in the world of Europe. What about the crime deviation value...

But when Wei arrived at the crime scene, her heart skipped a beat. I knew I might be serious this time. Because she saw it from afar.

The heads of the wealthy generation are all spinning...

"I'm holding a big knife~you can chop~~"

"Ahhhhh~!!"

"Oh eh! Oh~ eh! Hey hey hey hey!"

"Ahhhhhhhh~~!!"

"Ha! Hahaha! Hahaha! I'll kill! I'll kill! I'll kill!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

"I will chop you rent collectors to death! I will chop you loan lenders to death!

You fry the ground and I'll peel your skin off! You drain the sewage and I'll cripple your legs!

Dig your heart out! Take apart your lungs! I'll chop your spine and beat your tendons!

I'll cut it! I'll cut it! I chop, chop, chop, chop! "

"Ahhhhhhh~~~!"

I don’t know if you have ever chased someone with a Guandao, but it’s actually quite fun.

Especially when the people in the space and sky scream like little girls and jump around like panicked rabbits.

But no matter how much he jumped around, he was finally killed by the light of the sword, slashed in half, chopped into two pieces, and turned into a cicada, moaning and squirming on the ground.

This bloody scene does give the perpetrator a different kind of experience.

The joy that comes from violence, the self-sufficiency of being the strong one, the pleasure of trampling on others, the satisfaction of mastering everything.

Tear the rules and the curtain of the world to pieces in the palm of your hand, is this so happy! No wonder I can’t stop defeating ghosts!

Ah~~pleasure~~~

Ahem, okay, Li Pan is not crazy, although every slash he makes is sincere, and every head he kills is full of joy.

But after all, he's not really mentally ill. Isn't this just for the sake of acting more realistically, shouting as loudly as possible and making the noise louder?

"Scream! Scream louder! Wow, ya, ya, chop!"

"Wow--!!!"

Li Pan raised his sword and danced in a semicircle. With a full moon slash, he chopped the prosthetic body and bricks under his feet into pieces. Only then did Li Pan turn his head with satisfaction.

Then he saw his ex-girlfriend looking up at him with her jaw open and her mouth open.

Li Pan was stunned for a moment.

To be honest, he never thought that they would meet again at this time, at this place, on this occasion.

After all, Europa has 31 million square kilometers and a population of 1 million. What a coincidence...

"Support! Support! There is a cyberpsycho who is killing people on the street!!"

However, Wei Meng reacted quickly, and while raising the alarm, he directly hit Superman with flying fists.

Li Pan was stunned for a moment, but he came to his senses in an instant.

By the way, I have a Ming Dynasty mental illness now...

Then he recognized the police uniform on Vi.

"You betrayed the working class!!"

"vomit--!!"

So Wei was stunned, and the knife...the handle of the knife flew away.

What? Armed police system? What? Silver nail Mars MM?

Please! Don't embarrass yourself with trash like VK! Let’s increase our combat power to 100 million first and then let’s talk!

In short, Wei was immediately stunned, and her whole body was swooshing—! He flew a hundred steps away, smashed the reinforced glass of the exhibition, and fell into the warehouse, where his life and death were uncertain...

Ahem, of course he's not dead. So we all said that Li Pan was just acting, okay? He was not a BBA, he didn't bring a medical ball, and killing people didn't count as bonuses. He basically just slapped them away and beat them to a cripple, and didn't even bother to chase and chop them.

And after all, he is now undergoing an extreme test, maintaining forty times overload intensity throughout the entire process, okay?

Yes, not ten times, not twenty times, but forty times!

I don't know whether it is the acorn mixture that is strong enough, or the Dan Fei Divine Baby from Qiankunzi.

In short, when Li Pan possessed this 'Hengchongdu', he found that his spiritual consciousness had been greatly enhanced, and he could already control the super combat prosthetic body that was forty times overloaded.

In terms of destructive combat power alone, this kind of specialized military prosthetic body has probably reached or even exceeded the strength of the Nine Yin Refining Nine Transformations and the Great Mastery of Divine Skills.

So yeah, now it's really just a matter of literally rampaging through the past and beating people to pieces.

So now Li Pan is really a little curious.

How to solve the problem of soldiers going berserk in combat with such intensity? Undecided about gamma cannon?

"Wow~~~! Who dares to kill me! Who dares to kill me! Who dares to kill ahhh-oh?"

Li Pan jerked his head to one side, and flashed a fierce electromagnetic gun close to his face. Then the prosthetic cannon detection radar instantly located it and saw through the optical camouflage. He saw a shuttle, and Li Pan squatted on the shuttle, holding the handle. The long-haired woman with a sniper rifle...

ah! That face! It's you!

At this moment, full of joy and joy of revenge almost burst out of Li Pan's chest.

It’s this face! This face cannot be found in the NCPA citizen system! ! !

The next moment, the huge SMS-like humanoid armor suddenly disappeared from Madeleine's sniper scope.

Only the ground of broken alloy suddenly bloomed like a lotus.

"What...how..."

Then a huge black shadow fell from the sky, bang! It had to fall on the shuttle, and the huge impact directly broke the shuttle into two pieces!

"Miss Protection!!" "Super acceleration!!" "Eight times overload!!"

At this moment, Madeleine heard the bodyguards of the Kelman family behind her, screaming at the top of their lungs.

But when she turned her head,

I only saw the shuttle slowly breaking apart and disintegrating in mid-air, with pieces of meat scattered everywhere.

As the pressure in the human body's cavity bursts, flowers bloom into the air, and flowers formed from a mixture of organs and blood mist,

And the bloody wind, flashing cold light, rushing towards my face,

Cool blade

Madeleine, "Huh?"

Li Pan picked up the Guandao and chopped off her head with one blow.

ah……

Cool……