I'm not a cyberpsycho

Although the man and woman who came towards us were also cultivators in the spirit transformation realm, at first glance, their divine light was erratic, and their true energy was overflowing. It seemed that they were a little unable to control themselves after escaping for hundreds of miles. They were weak and out of breath, and they looked... Very rubbish. I don’t know if he is also pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger.

However, when he sensed the two old scumbags underground, they advanced instead of retreating and sneaked over. Li Qingyun was also overjoyed, and he nodded with a smile on his face.

"Two fellow Taoists, please wait a moment. The mountains and rivers are beautiful and the spring scenery is beautiful. Why bother fighting and killing? If there is any misunderstanding, just talk it over. How about I be a peacemaker and mediate for you?"

The girl was not polite, stepped on the golden lotus, and flew to Li Qingyun's side. Her almond-shaped eyes were filled with dew, and she was about to cry,

"Fellow Taoist, please make the decision for the little girl! I was bathing in the spiritual spring, and the thief suddenly pounced on me! He wanted to do something indecent!

If I hadn't dodged so tightly and kept my innocence, I would have almost been tainted by him! "

"Fuck your mother!"

The beard sword fairy was furious and made a sword dance with the sword in his hand. He didn't even see any movements of his body, but suddenly opened his mouth! Spout out a sword light!

The girl seemed to have been prepared, and suddenly she flashed around behind Li Qingyun, and actually led the sword light towards Li Qingyun's face!

Then there was a clang, and the sword power turned invisible without making any sound.

I saw a sword ball beating, wrapped in a bud by a green lotus that bloomed out of thin air.

"Fellow Taoist, don't be anxious. She said you wanted to commit indecent assault and used a sword to do it. I wonder what you can say?"

Li Qingyun asked with a smile without changing his expression.

When the bearded swordsman saw that the sword pill had been taken away, his expression changed immediately. He turned the sword with the blade facing down, holding it in his hand and cupping his fist,

"I don't know if the divine king from Penglai is here, but a certain family is impulsive and takes action without any reason. It's very offending."

Li Qingyun smiled,

"It's inevitable to be impulsive. I don't mind. Please don't show off, fellow Taoist. I wonder what treasure this fellow Taoist has stolen from you?"

The girl and the sword fairy looked at each other, and the sword fairy pointed his hand.

"That's the golden lotus! That's what I saw first!"

The girl also said angrily,

"Shenjun! He is talking nonsense. This golden lotus is a magic weapon that I found in Sapo Continent and refined with secret methods. How did it become his!"

Li Qingyun waved his hand,

"This is not difficult. I also have some knowledge of weapon refining. I can tell the methods of each family at a glance.

Why don't you give this treasure to me for inspection, and let Pindao be the intermediary witness.

By the way, I don’t know where the two of you are practicing. Let’s talk about it and make friends. "

"...That's fine."

The girl was quiet, smiled, stepped on the golden lotus a little, jumped off the lotus platform, stepped on the wind, held the golden lotus in her palm, and presented it to Li Qingyun.

"I am a disciple of the Qingtang Sect. This magic weapon was refined for me by my master. Lord God, please take a look. The seal of my Qingtang Sect is right here...Jiu!"

When Li Qingyun turned to look, the girl gave a sweet shout and offered her magic weapon! One hundred and eight golden needles shot out from the lotus platform in an instant! Like a storm! The golden light merges into one piece! Directly shine it into Li Qingyun's eyes!

However, the continuous golden light was caught by a huge green lotus that bloomed!

And the beard sword immortal also yelled "Zha!"! There is thunder in the mouth, lightning between the brows, and the sword in the hand is flashing! Man and sword unite! Sneak attack from behind! Stab Li Qingyun's vest with a sword!

However, no matter how your sword light falls like rain and your sword energy sweeps like wind, it will still ding, ding, dong, dong, piercing the lotus blooming around Li Qingyun!

Li Qingyun, on the other hand, floated out from Qingyun like an immortal, covered his face and ran away, shouting:

"Ah~~You bitch man and woman! What a grudge! They actually harmed me~~I'm injured~~I can't see~~Help~~"

"Sickness!" "Death!"

Upon seeing this, the couple seemed to have succeeded in a sneak attack, and they refused to miss the opportunity. They immediately turned into escaping lights and chased after them, one on the left and one on the right, forming a trap from both sides!

Juan'er and Zhuan'er looked at each other and stood in the clouds, watching.

However, before Li Qingyun and the dog man and woman could play a few more tricks, something suddenly happened again!

I saw one green and one purple, two startling rainbows! Break out of the ground! For a time, the sun and the moon were overcast, and the color of the sky and the earth changed! The sword wind is fierce! A fierce light!

Two sword lights shot out of the air! Fold and cut! With the force of thunder! Straight towards Li Qingyun and choke him down!

"Dang, Dang, Dang!" There was a series of soft sounds, and the two swords pierced the blooming green lotus! It wasn't until the thirteenth lotus that it was blocked by Qiang Qiang! Almost hurt Li Qingyun's sleeve!

Li Qingyun was also shocked! Unexpectedly, this crazy fish caught a real dragon!

The two men underground actually used the purple and green swords to kill him!

Immediately, he broke out in a cold sweat, and he no longer dared to underestimate the enemy! Roar!

"Dry!"

Then he turned his head, opened his mouth, and sprayed out hundreds of golden needles from his mouth, shooting towards the head of the sword fairy behind him!

The swordsman was shocked and turned around to dodge, but Li Qingyun raised his hand and grabbed him. His whole body was crushed into a ball of bloody mud. He was hit on the head with a bunch of golden needles all over his face. He was shot directly in the head and died instantly!

At the same time, Jue'er received the order and flew up with a cry. The whole person instantly became flat and flat, like a piece of human skin floating out. It flew past quickly and wrapped up the two swords blocked by Qinglian! Just collected it!

When the girl saw how the situation had changed, she immediately knew something was wrong. She turned around and wanted to run away, but she didn't expect Brick to rush up! Directly a human torpedo! He flew up from behind and hit her on the head with his head. The delicate fairy was hit so hard that her brain burst and her liver and brain were spread to the ground, and she died!

Li Qingyun didn't care about these two clowns. He clapped his palms and the wind roared! It's like blowing snow in winter, turning thousands of hectares of fertile land into snowy ice fields in an instant! The two people who couldn't escape underground were subdued with one move and were captured directly through the ground! He was actually sealed in the Xuan Ming Ice!

"Hmph! Is this the way Emei treats guests? Let's see how I accept it..."

However, before Li Qingyun could finish speaking, Juan'er, who had transformed into a human form and landed next to him, suddenly breathed out a thousand-foot-long blue flame! In just the blink of an eye, the ice on the ground and the two cultivators in the realm of gods were burned to ashes! Both body and soul are destroyed!

Li Qingyun opened his chin and turned to glare at her.

"...Juan'er! What are you doing!?"

Juan'er tugged at the corner of her clothes sheepishly,

"Eat, when I'm full, I burp..."

...Okay, Jue'er is good everywhere. After all, it is a magic weapon given by the teacher. It can be struck and retracted, and it comes and goes without a trace. It just makes me feel nauseous from time to time, and secretly vomits some messy stuff into the bottom of the alchemy furnace. Dead fish, dead shrimps, bones, dregs, etc. seemed to be disgusting things that could not be digested. Li Qingyun had seen them at first, but he just thought she had gone out to steal fish and didn't pay much attention to them. Well now, I accidentally learned to breathe fire...

"Is this a charm the teacher added to you?"

"It does not seem……"

Juan'er grabbed the corner of her clothes, as if she had done something wrong.

"Oh, forget it, it's just burning two old Emei Xuanmen and their magic weapons and storage jade, that's a big deal."

At this point, Li Qingyun had no choice but to pat Juan'er's head and comfort him,

"Spit out the purple and green swords."

"Oh, vomit - vomit - vomit -"

Seeing Juan'er scratching her throat for a long time and unable to spit it out, Li Qingyun also looked up to the sky and sighed.

Good guy, I'm afraid the purple and green swords might have been burned too...

Don't Emei Taozu come to deal with him this time? I'm afraid I'm really going to die...

But this fire...

Li Qingyun moved his hand, held up a splash of fire with ice, stared at it for a while, counted with his fingers, and was also very surprised.

Does it seem to be Dragon Flame?

And I'm afraid that it is still a real dragon that has been refining the gods and returned to the void. Even the Xuan Bing that Li Qingyun transformed with the Supreme Immortal Yuan and which has been enhanced by eight hundred years of skill can't do anything about it. It will be burned away by the Dao fire in a short while.

It is normal for the returning dragon flames to instantly kill the gods, but the purple and green double swords of the Emei Town sect can be so easily transformed by the Dao flames. Isn’t it a bit rubbish...

"vomit--"

"Okay, okay, stop picking at it, can you swallow the fire back?"

"oh."

Jue'er transformed into a roll of skin and rolled it over the sea of ​​fire on the earth, absorbing all the flames on the ground.

"Guanzhu! Na!"

Brick dragged the dog man and woman by one leg each, kneaded the two bodies into meat paste, and lifted the heads over the battered corpses. The sword and jade storage bags they were carrying had also fallen into the fire and burned to ashes.

When Li Qingyun saw this, he had no choice but to sigh, take it and put it in his sleeve, then pinched it to destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces.

Then Zhuan'er happily ran to Nuer, took out two struggling jade cicadas from his arms, and handed one to her.

"One for you and one for me."

Then the two boys happily gnawed at the jade cicada, gnawing off the head in one bite and chewing it in their mouths.

The two cicadas that were chewing screamed and kicked their legs.

Seeing that these two gods couldn't even escape, they probably didn't have anything good in the storage bag. As a result, they got into a big fight and finally collected a sword pill.

Li Qingyun also shook his head, flicked his sleeves, confusing the secret, and then flew into the clouds and drove the two boys away from the murder scene at high speed.

To be honest, he was not bragging. These four people were really weak. The sudden throw of the purple and green swords scared Li Qingyun. Otherwise, with their little ability, they might not even be able to break through the defense.

However, once he was bitten by a snake, he was afraid of well ropes for ten years. Now that Li Qingyun was carrying the calamity of death, he naturally did not dare to be careless.

Anyway, he had made up his mind. If something happened, he would sacrifice the two magic weapons of the first level of god transformation, Juan'er Zhuan'er, to kill the person. In short, he would not be able to overturn this time.

It floated in the sky for a while, and after fishing for a while, but without catching any fish, Li Qingyun saw a Taoist palace in the distance.

Looking from afar, the Taoist palace is also filled with happy clouds, the sky is filled with rays of rays, and the weeping pearls and cherry blossoms are all different. It is probably the Emei Taoist palace that guards the mortal vassal kingdom. Looking at such a strange scene, there is probably quite a lot of truth to it. Xiu is gathering here.

Li Qingyun then adjusted his clothes to see that there was no blood on his body, then he led two boys to press the cloud head and sang loudly,

"Daiyu members gazed at the sea of ​​stars, fishing for golden turtles in the Qingming wind, asking the sky for a temporary loan to cut the dragon sword, and the sound of clouds and rain interrupted the flood waves.

The Supreme Goddess of the Nine Heavens Mysterious Lady, the Great Heavenly Lord, and the poor Taoist Li Qingyun were passing by Guibao Land to ask for a glass of water and wine. "

A banquet was being held in the palace, and suddenly there were guests coming. They actually recited an opening poem before entering. Everyone knew that it was probably an old antique who was of unknown age who had left seclusion. A real person from the palace had already come to greet him.

"I don't know that Lord Qingyun is coming here, but I am not welcomed from afar. I am guarding Sun Dezhen in Xiagan Kingdom. I am not welcomed from afar. Please take a seat."

"You're welcome, you're welcome, Daiyu Shangzhen Li Qingyun, I have met all of you fellow Taoists."

Li Qingyun also sat at the table accompanied by Sun Dezhen, while bowing with other monks. Juan'er and Zhuan'er didn't need to give any orders, they just went to the children's table to eat.

Li Qingyun glanced at it. Although he was not surprised, he was also a little inexplicable.

A banquet was being held in the Emei Taoist Palace to entertain six divine kings from other sects who came to watch the ceremony, as well as a group of disciples and boys who were in the realm of 'Refining Qi and Transforming into God'.

It's just that these people are all in twos and twos, and the gods are three men and three women, in pairs. It seems that only Li Qingyun comes alone.

As the guard of a country, Sun Dezhen naturally knew the details of Xuanmen colleagues and the relocation of Penglai, so he also introduced him to them,

"Shenjun Qingyun is the Penglai True Immortal, the direct descendant of Taishang Daozong, and the master of Daiyu Shangzhen Temple.

These two are the Red Pearl Divine Lord of Luofu Mountain and the Immortal Praying Lord of Wangwu Mountain.

These two are Magushan Yanmin Divine Lord and Wangwushan Lingxian Divine Lord.

These two are Xuanyou Shenjun of Xieluoshan Mountain and Xingxian Shenjun of Wangwushan Mountain. "

Li Qingyun was a little overwhelmed. While bowing his head and paying homage, he secretly transmitted messages.

"...Why do you need to introduce it like this? Can't we put the Wangwushan ones in the same category?"

Sun Dezhen also smiled bitterly, "I am a Taoist couple, how can I introduce them separately..."

Uh, Taoist couple, oh, Taoist couple...

Li Qingyun understood. Yes, the feelings are all those of a fairy from the Qingtang Sect...

Well, how should I put it, the Qingtang Sect of Wangwushan is unique in Xuanmen because of its different cultivation methods. It has indeed made a small contribution to the unity and friendship of the entire Xuanmen. However, although the main master of the sect is out of control, There are not many of them, but the sect master’s wife and Guanzhu’s wife do have a lot.

Of course, this actually doesn’t mean anything bad. After all, people in Xuanmen practice Taoism and pay attention to freedom and freedom. Some people are willing to practice together as a couple, and some are willing to form wide-ranging Taoist relationships. Qingtang Sect is famous only because of its practice. This method is of greater benefit to couples practicing Taoism, and disciples are more inclined to form a pair to help each other.

However, Li Qingyun has no plans to find Fairy Qingtang to become a couple. After all, he is not a human being, and his aesthetics are different...

"You are all in pairs, are you here to get the purple and green swords? Doesn't it mean that only Emei disciples can take these swords?"

Seeing Li Qingyun asking such a straightforward question, Sun Dezhen looked embarrassed. These gods also had different reactions. Magushan frowned, Xie Luoshan sneered, and Wangwushan covered their mouths and laughed.

On the other hand, the fat man from Luofu Mountain, Chizhu Shenjun, with a beer belly, disheveled hair, and the appearance of a drunkard, responded cheerfully,

"Fellow Taoist Qingyun's words are wrong. You only know one but not the other.

Emei asked the Nanhai Sword Sect for help this time in making the sword. Using the secret method of the Sword Sect, in addition to the two sword masters Zi Ying and Qing Suo themselves, they also used the sword masters as embryos to refine the sword power and illuminate the forty-eight veins of the sword shadow. , take the treasures of heaven and earth, and forge forty-eight swords in one furnace!

Take it out first, spread it among the earth veins and spiritual acupoints of the eight sects of Saha to nourish the child, use the heaven and earth spiritual veins to transform the sword spirit, and leave it to the true disciple and protector of the sect.

Although these are just the afterimages of the Sword Lord, they are also rare flying sword treasures in the realm of 'refining qi and transforming into gods', first-class weapons for transforming into gods!

This is suitable for us and other god-transformation monks to use, and at the same time, each of them also coincides with the Qi of the Queen of Saha. It is of great benefit in practicing and eliminating karma.

Now that the day of sword retrieval is approaching, Emei's disciples will come to retrieve these swords and earn their sect's Qi. Whoever regains the most Qi for Emei will be the next generation headmaster.

But those of us who come to watch the ceremony can also take this opportunity. If we can't compete with him, we won't mention anything. If we can hold on, we will have two good swords to protect ourselves.

Of course, taking someone else's sword will also produce good results. In the future, it is necessary to protect Emei in this world. Isn't it the best of both worlds? "

"Oh, it's a sub-sword forged by the Sword Lord's sword shadow..."

Fortunately, okay, the previous pair was probably just Zijian. If he really burned the purple and green swords, Patriarch Emei would not be able to spare him.

At this time, Li Qingyun noticed the unkind looks cast by the other two divine kings, and after counting the number of people, he immediately understood.

"I see. Putting it this way, you must have already discussed and decided on the six flying swords of Qian Kingdom to be Emei's guardians, right?

That's right, several of them are either classmates or brothers-in-law, and they are all members of the family who know everything about them. No wonder there is no room for me, an outsider. "

The Red Pearl God laughed and said,

"Fellow Taoist, aren't you here to ask for water and wine? What are you doing with all this? Why don't we have a drink?"

He turned his hand over, and a huge wine vat as tall as a person appeared in his palm. He raised his hand and threw it towards Li Qingyun.

The big wine vat is naturally also a magic weapon. The cylinder is wrapped with fire patterns and emitting green smoke. It is like being buried in a fire and roasting. The hot wind blows on your face and is extremely scorching. The strong wine in the vat is roasted by the flames. For a time, the Taoist palace was filled with wine and fragrance.

Li Qingyun also smiled, caught the wine jar with one hand, raised it and poured it into his mouth, as if he was holding a waterfall in his mouth.

The Scarlet Pearl God smiled and looked at it for a while. Well, seeing that Li Qingyun couldn't breathe for a quarter of an hour after drinking tons and tons of tons, he couldn't help but change his face and put away his smile.

"The gods are massive..."

The surrounding disciples were also whispering and discussing, speculating whether the divine king had used some kind of magic that swallowed clouds and breathed out mist, or an illusion that could hide from the sky, but there was no trace at all.

On the contrary, the gods noticed it, and they all looked ugly.

This girl doesn't use any of her spells, she's just trying to force her into him. What kind of beast has such a big belly...

"Haha! Good wine, good wine! I haven't experienced the feeling of being tipsy for a long time! Thank you for the hospitality!"

Li Qingyun drank up the wine in one breath, wiped his mouth, and threw the wine jar back.

As if facing a formidable enemy, the Scarlet Pearl God took a deep breath, exerted all his power, his whole body turned red, and he caught the wine vat that was frozen into a lump of ice with both hands. But he couldn't catch it, so he took a dozen steps back and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, his Taoist companion Qi Xian Shenjun also took action in time. He threw the silk in his hand and instantly wrapped it around the pillars of the Taoist palace, forming a giant silk net that pulled the Scarlet Pearl Shenjun layer by layer and prevented him from being swallowed. He was so smashed that his buttocks rolled over and he was humiliated.

"Huh...huh...good skill...huh..."

After finally regaining his footing, the Chizhu Shenjun was hit by the cold air. His face was bruised by the cold, his eyebrows were covered with a layer of frost, and he was still panting.

Li Qingyun clasped his hands and stood there looking at him, and then at the other divine kings who were facing formidable enemies. Seeing that they had no intention of taking action, he turned to ask Sun Dezhen,

"With my little ability, can I get a pair of swords and become the protector of a country?"

Sun Dezhen nodded and said,

“The Divine Lord has vast and unfathomable powers, so he certainly deserves it.

It’s just that the purple and green swords were born. They have always been in pairs, even if Zijian recognizes his master, they will still be together.

But if you come alone, I'm afraid you won't win the favor of this 'male and female sword'. Even if it is brought to you and taken by force, I'm afraid you won't be able to use the mystery of this sword..."

Li Qingyun frowned,

"That's wrong, isn't it? Then your Nantian Patriarch is also single...without a partner. How can he use two swords by himself? Can't dual-wielding work?"

Sun Dezhen spread his hands,

"The Patriarch, the head of the sect, can't use it either. When we in Emei were in trouble to destroy the sect, the sect leader's sword, Bai Zangjianjun, was lost in the chaos, so the Patriarch took the purple and green swords he kept as the sect leader. It’s just a token. When he usually does something, he sprays out Nanmingli fire..."

Li Qingyun,

"...Then is it too late for me to find another Taoist companion?

Fairies, are there any single junior sisters you can introduce? Let's divide the sword as soon as we get it. Should we be in a hurry? "

All the fairies from the Qingtang Sect were furious, rolling their eyes and staring at him.

"Wha, what! Emergency! Really! This is so unreasonable! You, who do you think we are! Such a slander of innocence!"

"Isn't it easy to form a Taoist couple? It's not only about your love for me, but also about supporting each other, going through life and death, and sharing weal and woe!"

"Exactly! It's too much child's play for the Lord God to just talk about finding someone to marry for one or two magic weapons. It's putting the cart before the horse!"

Uh, you got scolded, why are you so excited...

Li Qingyun also scratched his head for a moment. If he used his hands, it would not be difficult to kill these people. However, the Qingtang Sect has such a deep relationship with Xuanmen, so what he got was just the shadow of a pair of swords, and a single person could snatch it away. It can't be used, and it doesn't seem to make any sense to make enemies over it.

That's all, there are forty-eight swords from the Eight Domains anyway. The purple and green swords used by the two people who attacked him before were probably stolen from a neighboring feudal country and tried the swords on passers-by. Then he could go fishing somewhere else. , maybe someone will bring a sword to the door.

"Well, thank you for the wine and water. I'm a little drunk and talking nonsense. I hope you don't blame me. I'll take my leave now."

Li Qingyun was also very decisive. He flicked his sleeves, and the breeze from his sleeves caught the boy over there who had eaten up all the plates, chopsticks, and tables, and turned to leave.

Then a man and a woman walked in side by side.

Both of them are in white clothes and black robes, holding fly whisks and carrying sword cases on their backs. One is as beautiful as an ink painting, the other has eyes like bright stars, one has a jade hairpin with red sleeves, and the other has a jade and gold shape. They are like a couple of gods and immortals. They are clearly the Emei family. The god has arrived.

When Li Qingyun saw this, he politely responded to them.

"The Mysterious Lady of the Nine Heavens..."

Juan'er, "Hiccup."

So these two golden boys and girls from Emei bowed their heads in return. Before they even had time to utter a single line of dialogue, they were directly sprayed into flying ashes by a thunderous light, and were beaten to death.

Li Qingyun, "Juaner ahhhh!!!"