I'm not a cyberpsycho

Vi returned to her apartment, opened the door, and found Vampire vs. Werewolf, well, three women in lingerie, sitting on her sofa playing video games.

The guy with the bandage, his name is Joanie, is playing a fight with a black man with straight long legs that he has never seen before, a fighting game sponsored by the manufacturer of Zhutian Prosthetics. Caizi ate potato chips and drank Kobaboon, then slumped on the sofa and watched.

"What the hell? What's going on? Don't spill the cool baboon on the sofa!"

"Oh, Vi,"

Caizi sucked her fingers, pointed at Wei, and then pointed at her long legs.

"Leticia"

Leticia pressed the joystick hurriedly, "Yo."

Wei,

"Yo... what a ghost! Didn't I agree that you would just recover and leave? Why are there so many people! And don't you usually go to work??"

Caizi said, "Oh, the mecha instructor and tactics instructor have all gone to deliver goods with the boss's fleet, and they don't have any security work for us."

Wei, "...Wait a minute, he really has a fleet??"

Joanie looked at her;

"Yeah, so don't you think about getting a serious job with a monthly salary?"

Wei gritted her teeth,

"Who wants to work for him! If I don't rely on him to support me, I can't live alone! Hey, move your butt, and I'll get something."

Leticia moved aside and saw Wei pulling out a remote control-like circuit board from under the sofa.

"What's this."

"It's nothing. A shortwave jammer made by using a second-hand car key can disable door locks and security alarms of specific models..."

"You did it?"

Wei pursed her lips,

"No... ok! He did it, ok! Anyway, I took a job and stole a car. Is anyone going to come with me? Can I give you a thousand yuan?"

Caiko scratched her belly and looked at a lot of pirate-like soap operas on the tablet.

"Eh... I don't have much money."

Leticia, "Stealing a car? It's boring."

Joanie, still bandaged, shrugged.

"Not going."

Tsk, a bunch of lazy guys...

Wei had no choice but to settle for the next best thing.

"Then Serena, can you lend it to me? I'll help you fill up your gas tank and wash your car?"

So Joanne used the Blood Knight to hit Leticia in a series of combos, and then took out the key card.

"That's okay. Take her for a drive for a couple of times. Even if you have to pay for the gas, you can't afford it."

KUSO...

"Thanks……"

Wei was also helpless, these little girls are so lazy...

But it’s not a bad idea to borrow a motorcycle and ride Serena all the way to the hotel on Kabuki Street in the old capital area.

Wei Ke didn't have a concubine who paid 20,000 yuan a month and easily received a bonus of 100,000 yuan, but fortunately, she still had training from Mars, and during the EUPD duty, she also came into contact with many cases of street gangs and deep web hackers, so she I also successfully found the local cyberpunk market in Night City and found a car-stealing mission on the street.

Yes, the Night City has been under martial law recently, but it is better to say that it is precisely because of this that this kind of mission exists.

In the past, there were security system probes all over the city. Once the alarm was triggered, especially in wealthy areas, NCPA patrol officers and mercenaries from private security companies would arrive on the scene within three to five minutes.

But now that the army is on duty, as long as you don't attack checkpoints and important military locations, those soldiers will naturally not leave their posts without permission and wander around. What's more, the company's troops are busy fighting among themselves, and the NCPA is all dead. Who will care about your car theft?

And with QVN disconnecting, this is not even the first time. 0791's network is unstable and has obvious bugs, and cyber hackers have also noticed it.

Therefore, some smart people have already taken advantage of several disconnections to turn on the lights, quietly dismantling and tampering with the surveillance systems in many areas of the Night City, and using golems to control them.

Naturally, this car theft mission can be released. In fact, the security guard on duty in the parking lot has been bribed and turned a blind eye. After all, the car owner may have emigrated to another world to take refuge. When he found out that the car was lost, he was all I don’t know how many years later.

It’s a business without capital!

So as long as you can fix the lock yourself, take the car out and send it to the warehouse. Hackers can then wipe out the control system and sell it as new. For each car, Wei, the errand boy, can collect a reward ranging from 5,000 to 10,000, depending on whether there are any bumps or scratches.

It’s quite a lot. Some people can’t save less than 10,000 yuan in half a year...

He and the security guard looked at each other. As expected, the other party opened the garage expressionlessly and allowed Wei to come in and out.

"Selena, you stay here."

Serena, "No, I'll go steal the car with you too!"

Wei was also a little confused for a moment when the motorcycle asked her to follow him to steal the car.

"But I might have to drive away later, what should you do..."

Serena activates optical camouflage invisibility,

"It's okay, it's okay. I can automatically navigate, use radar and optical invisibility, and I can also use ECCM to support you!"

Damn these rich people, it’s too exaggerated to have so many plug-ins on one motorcycle...

Wei scratched her head and said, "Oh, okay, please speak softly."

Serena, "Okay! Let's steal the car! Oh! Shhh..."

Serena directly switched to magnetic levitation mode and floated...

So Wei went to the underground garage with an expressionless face, and saw a lot of luxury cars without any reaction, and quickly found the target of this mission.

USIONI SUPREME is Gao Tianyuan's top supercar. It is a joint venture brand with BRW. It uses the other party's cold fusion engine and PPE. The chassis interior control system is made by Gao Tianyuan. Although SUPREME, as a local product, cannot be compared with the top luxury goods in the world, the appearance of this car is a very rare pink-purple color, which looks quite disgusting. It may be some limited-edition customized luxury product, I guess. There is no nine-digit number that cannot be reduced.

But it wouldn’t matter if it was another brand, but it happened to be the SUPREME model. Wei remembered and Broom Head had really hacked one before, so when they saw a bounty for this model of car on the mission panel, they brought the controller with them. Come and give it a try, hey, it really worked!

Well, not only did the car door open smoothly, the doorman also apparently 'forgot' to lock the parking space, LUCKY!

Wei got into the car, took out the downloaded stolen software and began to crack the chassis control system. As long as the fuel engine could be started, the task was basically successful.

Suddenly, a muscular man with implants all over his body removed his optical disguise, walked out of the shadows, and knocked on the car window with a pistol.

"Get out of my car."

Wei frowned and glanced at him, looking at the big Hispanic guy wearing rubber shoes and jeans.

"Your car? You can't even get in, can you?"

The big man frowned.

"Hey Cheka, I don't want to hurt anyone, but this is my mission. Come down quickly."

Vi rolled her eyes;

"Brother, the bounty mission is on a first-come, first-served basis. I own this car. There are so many cars around, so feel free to change to one."

The other party was so tough when being restrained by a gun, which made the big man speechless for a while.

"No, you accept that kind of reward? That was sent to me!

And you only made five thousand yuan by stealing a SUPREME? Are you full?

Stop it! Come down quickly! Otherwise I'll shoot! "

Wei smiled,

"Dude, if you want to point a gun at someone, first unlock the gun."

"What?"

The big guy turned his hand and took a look, but Wei took the opportunity to step on the accelerator!

USIONI SUPREME "Moo——!!" You have to let out a roar! It's like a cow braying!

Then black screen of death...

Vi, "WTF?"

The big guy just vomited blood.

"Putta Made! Are you stupid? Such an expensive car can be stolen without the latest version of the key program!!"

"Alert! Alert! Illegal link intrusion detected!"

At the same time, the alarm sounded loudly, the garage security system was activated, and the drone guard was activated.

"Made has cheated me!! Open the door quickly!!"

The big man roared and tried hard to open the car door.

"Damn it! The car door is locked! If you have a special program, use it quickly!"

Wei was also a little panicked.

"Didn't I tell you to come out earlier! Get away!"

Seeing this, the big guy turned around to the other side, and Bang Bang fired!

It's useless, bulletproof glass...

Wei was speechless, right? The first task is to go to jail? No, only the company's cadres can afford to buy this kind of car. It can just be shot to death by one of them, and no one will care.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the car machine started up again, the car door automatically unlocked, and a pleasant female voice sounded in the system,

"Gao Tianyuan, the MYKOSI system is activated. Your Highness, welcome to your visit."

Wei and the big guy were stunned for a moment.

Then Wei saw the beep flash twice in the rearview mirror.

It's Serena!

"The illegal elements have been targeted! Stop criminal operations immediately!"

"Click, click, click." A string of smart bullets flew towards his head.

"Go, go, go!"

The big man squatted down and got into the passenger seat with his head in his arms. The pistol shot out and started shooting indiscriminately.

"Depend on!"

Wei couldn't care less, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, USIONI SUPREME "moo——!!" and accelerated a hundred times. Bounce the robot drone’s smart bombs jingle-dang-dang.

"Alarm! Alarm! Close the garage! Close the garage!"

"The door is closing! Break through quickly!"

"I know! Damn it!"

"boom!"

USIONI SUPREME took off in a sprint and crashed through the garage. It drifted continuously, like lightning on the road, and clanged away all the fences and telegraph poles, and passed diagonally past the hotel entrance.

At the door of the hotel, Saburo Takenaka, who had just sent the guests from Terra onto the shuttle, had a smile on his face.

"Huh? Well, that's my car, right? No! That's my car!!"

Optical invisibility, Koga Ozuki, who was guarding behind him, complained,

"Where can I find a second pink and purple car in the Night City..."

Takenaka Saburo turned to stare at her,

"No! Then why are you still standing there! Go chase me! Aren't you the bodyguard assigned to me?"

Hazy Moon rolled her eyes,

"Yes, I'm your bodyguard, not your driver. I'm just SUPREME. I'll buy another one."

Takenaka Saburo took a breath of cold air,

"Buy it again... then it's a customized version! It's my birthday gift! There's a lot of data in the car's computer! They're all chasing my car!"

Then the voice of Crowley, who was drinking together at the banquet just now, came again,

"Follow us, seize the vehicle and machine data, and get rid of those who are in the way."

Tsk, so it’s you devils who are causing trouble again. I’m really annoyed. I want to go home and practice...

Saburo Takenaka was jumping around, and the bodyguards couldn't do anything. The gangsters of the Yamaryoshi group were in the light, and Koga Yuzuki was in the dark. They all activated their prosthetics and accelerated to catch up.

"WTF! What's going on! Why are there so many corporate dogs chasing after them! Those are all level five prosthetics!!"

Wei was speechless when she saw a group of gangsters in black formal attire rushing towards her in the rearview mirror.

The big guy is also going to vomit blood.

"It was you who triggered the alarm! I already told you that this is my mission!"

"Damn! Since it's your mission, you should go and deal with them!!"

"Drive more slowly!"

The big guy got out and started beating him randomly. The opponent dodged gracefully and missed a single shot.

Instead, he was shot twice by the pursuers from behind. One shot knocked away the big man's pistol, and the other shot hit him in the face. Fortunately, his skin was filled with bulletproof ceramics that jammed the bullet. Only his cheek was broken and his head was broken. Didn't blow up.

"Putta..."

The big man's mouth and nose were covered in blood. He retreated into the car and did not dare to poke his head out.

Well, these bodyguards chasing Yakuza are actually elites selected by Mars. If they weren't afraid of scratching the boss's car, they would have knocked it over with one shot...

"Fuck! Serena! Is there any way!"

"During data transmission, assimilation is completed, optical projection is started, and the magnetic levitation system is unlocked."

The car's engine flashed for a while, projecting a line on the map.

Wei also reacted, followed the map mark, accelerated and drifted around the corner, and rushed from the road into the bridge with complex terrain.

In the interlaced light and shadow, USIONI SUPREME's car body seemed to disappear through a layer of water curtain. The light and shadow moved backwards, covering Serena's car body.

The moment they rushed out of the bridge, the supercars and motorcycles had already been replaced, and a group of members of the Shanling Group chased after the car projected by Serena.

The SUPREME body activates the magnetic levitation ECCM and stealth systems, and quietly slips away from the side road.

"Did you escape..."

The big guy swallowed.

"The devil knows..."

Wei pulled it out and turned to stare at him,

"Hey! This car is your trouble, isn't it? I won't get involved in your troubles! Give me 100,000 yuan! Drive the car away!"

The big guy sighed,

"If I had money, would I still take this job... Wait, I'll give you the coordinates and drive the car there. My employer will probably pay."

There was nothing Wei could do, and she had no connections. If this car was going to be useless, it would be better to have a thousand-dollar emergency.

So I added a communication method with this "Boxer Juan", drove the sports car to the ghost building area in the suburbs according to the coordinates, and parked it in the underground garage of an abandoned community.

"Hey, are you sure this is here? Don't trick me! I have sisters protecting me in the Night City!"

After getting out of the car, Wei pulled out his gun and carefully observed the surrounding situation. At least the pursuers had been thrown away...

"Yeah... I know. Are you a cyber mercenary who steals a car? He takes money to do things, and the money and goods are paid. He's not shabby..."

Juan looked in the rearview mirror, rubbed his chin, and pulled out the bones and shrapnel.

Then there was a flash of cold light in the rearview mirror, and a mantis knife stabbed out of the void and penetrated Juan's throat, cutting half of his throat open. Blood spurted out immediately, choking him and covering his neck desperately. He coughed, coughed and gurgled until he vomited blood.

As soon as Wei heard something was wrong, she waved her hand and swiped the shuttle away. However, the opponent was invisible and the bullets missed. However, the opponent had already moved forward quickly and kneed Wei in the stomach, which made her sore. Water vomited out.

Before the person even hit the ground, his heart and lungs were chilled, as he was directly penetrated by a knife and stabbed into his heart.

Farke...

Wei fell to the ground, gasping for air, feeling the warm blood quickly spread from her body, her whole body was like a punctured water bag, heavy and cold, falling into the darkness.

Koga Ogyue took back the mantis knife and looked at the two dying people. He rolled his tongue, activated the magic pattern, and called out the devil.

"Culuo Lie, is this enough? Do you have any other orders?"

"It's Ke, Luo, Li, Crow... well, whatever."

The figure of the demon boy walked out of the shadows and stepped through Wei's blood without leaving a single trace. He got into the driver's seat of the supercar, looked at the engine, and suddenly frowned.

"Strange...how could the MYKOSI system be activated..."

Crowley looked at Juan next to him who was "clucking", and then turned to look at Wei who was "hehehe".

"The City of Night is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon...Okay, save them."

"Ah, ah?"

Koga Ogyue was speechless for a while,

"Aren't you going to eliminate the roots?"

The boy rubbed his temples,

"Yeah, so now I want you to save them, okay? You've done so many things for the association, so you should have gold coins.

Anyway, they are not dead yet, and I am here. It is enough to save them two gold coins. I will replenish them for you later. Come on, there are only a few minutes left. "

"so troublesome……"

Koga Ozuki had no choice but to twist his fingers, take out Crowley's business card and two gold coins from the void, make a wish to the business card,

"The Archangel of Solomon, the Great Demon of the Forty-ninth Pillar, the Grand Duke of Hell, the Star Spirit who sees into secrets, geometry and art,

Kuro...Ke, Luo, Theru.

Your servant calls your name and makes a wish to you, please save these two lost souls. "

Then she tossed two gold coins to the demon boy.

"It's Ke, Luo, Se, Er."

The boy corrected him again, and then he snapped his fingers twice.

Juan's cut throat and Wei's pierced chest seemed to be branded with a branding iron, welded together by the power of the invisible magic mark, preventing the flow of life.

"But to be honest, your local dialect accent is too strong. If you don't correct it as soon as possible, you will have trouble in the future if you offend the demon god above."

Hazy Moon is speechless,

"...But our local accent is like this. We can't roll our tongues..."

Crowley shook his head,

“Then do an operation, cut out the tongue, and replace the speaker.

It may not matter to other civilizations, but ‘pronunciation’ is crucial in our culture.

Especially magic contracts and wish-making spells require accurate 'pronunciation' guidance, otherwise it may lead to catastrophic consequences.

Concluding a contract with incorrect 'pronunciation' is equivalent to signing a contract with the wrong 'subject', and there is an attempt to intentionally defraud and breach of contract.

So you used to scream so much, didn't Peleg take care of you? "

The dim moon raised its head fiercely,

"…Wait a minute! What do you mean! Do you mean why it tortures me so much? The pronunciation of the name is spelled wrong??"

Crowley, "..."

After an awkward silence, Wei coughed and wheezed, and seemed to gradually regain consciousness.

Crowley looked at the woman lying in a pool of blood.

"Anyway, let's do this for now. I will secretly keep an eye on this magic pattern that is imprinted on me. You can give Saburo the car to drive back."

Hazy Moon frowned,

"What about this man? Why don't you check his background?"

Crowley smiled,

"It's okay, he was originally hired by me. Take him back and let Gao Tianyuan investigate. Even if it is found to be Terra, the other party will not believe it.

After all, the only way to bypass the Gao Tianyuan framework, access the underlying MYKOSI system, and take over the control of the car is their internal Gao Tianyuan shareholders.

Use this false clue to muddy the waters and interfere with Gao Tianyuan's investigation. If you can alert the snake and cause chaos within them, there will be more opportunities to take advantage of it. "

The demon boy smiled and nodded, walked into the shadows and disappeared.

What a cunning and difficult guy...

Haoyue looked at the devil's back with fear, then glanced at the woman on the ground, got into the sports car, and drove away.

After an unknown amount of time, Wei slowly opened her eyes.

Vaguely, she saw a familiar man standing in front of her.

"Sweep, broom head..."

"Go to sleep, you'll be fine after a little sleep."

Li Pan drew a talisman on her forehead, checked the magic mark on Wei's chest, picked her up and placed her on Serena's car seat, inserting a handful into her jacket.

"Send her to a prosthetist first, and then take her home."

"Okay! Huh? Broom head, why don't you come with me?"

"I still have something to do for now, by the way Serena..."

Li Pan recalled the plot he had just watched,

"I remember that the limited edition Kusanagi sword has been discontinued a long time ago, right? I searched all over the sky market, but I couldn't find the second one.

Who did K buy you from in the first place? "

Serena,

"I didn't buy it, I picked it up."

"...Picked it up?"

Serena said proudly,

"Yeah, and I'm not the limited edition KUSANAGINOKEN, the Kusanagi sword.

By the way, you are my master now, Broom Head. Remember, I am the original version of AMANOMURAKUMONOTURUGI, the Amanomura Cloud Sword. "

Li Pan, "...Is there another original version?"

Serena,

"Of course, in the myth of Takamagahara, the Amancongyun Sword is a divine sword refined from the body of the Yamata no Orochi, and it is a sacred weapon for the country.

YAMATANOOROCHI, have you heard of Yamata no Orochi? It is also a secret project of Takamagahara. He has a top hacker team under his command. The members are all genius hackers who have been trained since childhood. It is said that they are even strong enough to break through the technology of Zhutian Company. Blocking and stealing edge technologies, and applying what they learned, they made great contributions to the technological explosion of Takamagahara that year!

The Tiancong Yunjian project is also derived from the Orochi project. The application of some kind of artificial intelligence control system. I am the original test subject Amamatsugumo, and the other Kusanagi swords are limited editions produced for investors in Takamagahara.

After the Ye clan occupied the Night City, K led the Night Walker troops to raid many research institutes. He found me in the warehouse and kept me on his own. "

Li Pan, "...Selena, do you know the MYKOSI system?"

Serena,

"Of course I know, the MYKOSI system is the backdoor key to the entire Takamagahara.

The Tian Cong Yun Sword was originally designed to be a mount for Lord Oda himself. The MYKOSI system has the highest authority in the entire Takamagahara. As long as the data is connected to the systems and equipment produced by Takamagahara, it can be directly taken over with the highest authority.

However, the project was never completed. After all, the genetic code of Lord Oda needs to be entered, but the Oda family is constantly fighting among themselves, so they can't choose the head of the family.

Moreover, Tiancongyun's computing power and communication distance are limited. It is actually a separate cockpit seat. Therefore, it must be linked to Takamagahara's flagship, such as the Titan "Qingsu", in order to unlock the highest authority and use all projects. and the full power of the device.

Other Kusanagi swords also have similar control systems, but the authority is lower than Amancongyun. Therefore, there are only five limited-edition Kusanagi swords, which are allocated to the five elders who temporarily command the troops when they serve as front commanders and fleet commanders. "

Li Pan was stunned,

"MYKOSI... sedan? Seat? Wait, how do you write it in words?"

Serena's screen flashed and she wrote the local dialect MYKOSI in the official language of the heavens and humans prescribed by the committee.

Yes.

It’s the ‘Mikoshi’.