I'm not a cyberpsycho

Li Pan opened his eyes, his eyes were filled with red light, and he suddenly realized that he was standing naked in the company elevator.

Before he could react, the elevator door opened with a 'ding'.

The Yashas guarding the door immediately turned around, showed their bayonets and lightsabers, and stretched out their long spears and short cannons to strike at his face.

Li Pan had no choice but to raise his hand, "Calm down, it's me."

Vajira lifted the optical invisibility and looked Li Pan up and down. Ahem, it was not to look at something strange, but mainly to see the citizenship certification.

Well, Li Pan has come to his senses now.

He was back in time again. His superhuman body in the realm of gods, just like Schwabeg, was teleported back to the company with his butt naked.

Fortunately, Li Pan died not long ago, and the company's backup bodies are exactly the same, which saves the bank the trouble of secondary authentication.

Sure enough, the prosthetic eye flashed a few times and the authentication was completed. Vajira nodded.

"To lift the alert, it's the employer himself who...gives him a pair of pants."

"Give me a pair of shoes!"

Speaking of which, he has used up all his keys. He did not apply for this backup body on his own initiative, which means...

"Jingle Bell"

Sure enough, the landline phone rang in the ruins, and psychic communication with the head office was restored.

Li Pan quickly put on the one-piece bulletproof combat suit handed over by Yasha and picked up the microphone.

"crooked?"

"Office 0791, this is 011003, how are you doing there?"

"Oh, third sister, this is 0791001, how about... that's it, Lord Earth is still holding strong so far..."

Li Pan picked up a chair from the ruins of the office and sat down while carrying the phone. He wore military boots and turned to look at the night city.

Although the Legion, Takamagahara, and Dawn are still making noise, the war in the Night City has basically stopped. The last time has passed, the new god has not come to the world, and the ocean is still gray and garbage-colored, and has not been transformed into orange juice.

Yes, the world has been saved again.

Although this final BOSS battle actually had nothing to do with Li Pan, it was the real savior who turned the tide. But it would be nice to win.

Well, young Shiro is the final winner this time. Not only did he survive all the way, survive the disaster, and get all his luck, but he also won the favor and inheritance of some inexplicable big boss from the other world.

Although Brother Duan obviously trained him as a blood puppet substitute at the beginning, judging from the behavior of that Tianlu Xingjun, it is really impossible to tell who will be blamed for who in the future.

However, Li Pan thought about it carefully and found that he had never heard of the Taiqing Dao Zhenxing Sect. It was hard to tell. There were all kinds of worlds in the heavens. There were several psychic worlds and magic worlds. It was impossible to exclude them. In the Tai Chi Immortal World, there is no other inheritance of cultivating immortals, right?

And yes, the gods who descend all the time are specifically here to destroy the world, so it is very reasonable in terms of probability that two gods descend from the sky to save the world from time to time.

011003, "It seems you don't need an emergency restart. How many people have died in the company?"

Li Pan shrugged.

"Seven or eight temporary workers, a lot of MIA, the specific losses are not clear yet, there is no paper to return...

Oh, by the way, I've been working hard here until I have no paper or keys. Please help me get some paper, Third Sister! "

011003, "Ask the cleaner to bring you some."

Li Pan, "...cleaner?"

011003, "After the company's facilities are damaged, you can call 'Cleaner/Time Reset' to reset the blue zone and yellow zone separately. It will be back to normal when you go to work tomorrow.

Since you don't need a complete reboot, just call the office cleaning service from your landline and schedule an appointment to refill the paper trays. Be careful that there are no dangerous goods monsters in the office area, otherwise the business will not be effective.

But it stands to reason that you should know this on the first day of work, right? "

Li Pan changed the topic,

"...Ah, speaking of this, how is the company doing now? Have other subsidiaries been attacked as well?"

011003 didn’t point him out either.

"There are a few, but the situation is actually not bad. The planes that were attacked and the psychic links have been repaired, and no gate has fallen yet."

Li Pan was stunned, "No one? There is such a large army, but no one needs to restart?"

011003, "Well, the casualties are quite serious, but there is indeed no restart. All the general managers who were contacted are still alive.

For specific circumstances, the headquarters will hold a managers' meeting three days later to report the situation. You remember to get the report out. "

Li Pan, "...Okay, I understand."

After hanging up the phone, Li Pan thought for a moment and dialed 016001.

"Crooked? 016, are you okay?"

A strange male voice came from the other side,

"This is the temporary office of 016. I am 016006. Our general manager 001 was attacked by the army and was seriously injured. He is being rescued in the ICU. What can I do for you?"

006? Oh, the company’s Callisto and Callisto Base Commander, so the Earth in 016 is indeed in trouble.

"I'm 0791001. Are you okay? Don't you need to restart? 016001 contacted me before and said that I lost my sword?"

016006,

"It is not needed for the time being. The Kubaboon Group has basically ended the ground battle and wiped out the remnants of the legion. However, due to the opponent's attack, almost all of our company's above-ground facilities were lost, and a large-scale monster rampage occurred, so the current inventory situation is not clear yet.

However, our company has called the headquarters for emergency support on business trips. The specific list is still being updated. If the whereabouts of your monster are confirmed through recovery, I will update the information in a timely manner. Please refer to the company daily report for details. "

"Uh...well, I won't bother you anymore."

It seems that 016 also withstood it at the last moment. But that's right, don't think about the magnitude of the Cool Baboon Group, how could it be possible to let the remnants of the legion do nothing in his own back garden.

Then there shouldn’t be any need to help 016 restart, right?

Forget it, the cartons will have to be replenished tomorrow anyway, and he has a lot of messes to deal with, so he can just call and ask about it then. There is no need for him, a newcomer, to worry about a senior manager.

However, it was convenient to be able to use the landline again. Li Pan dialed 01 the technical department of the head office to report for repair.

Well, report for revision eighteen. Although the public network QVN in the Earth-Moon Universe seems to be gradually recovering due to emergency repairs by HT Technology, the little girl Shiba is still down. I am afraid that the memory data in the cloud has been lost and has to be restarted from the server. After all, it is a company asset, and Li Pan has no authority.

"Well, well, yes, the asset UI of 0791 Company has no information feedback so far. QVN can access the Internet, but there is no response from the smart assistant. It seems to be completely down. Can it be repaired? There are also invoices from the company that I have paid for online security in the past two days. Who reported it?"

The technical department was quite cooperative, saying that they would contact HT Technology and TSC Xinghan to overhaul the host server of Shiba. However, considering that the space war at 0791 has just begun, the space outside the orbit of Jupiter is In the hands of the Legion rebels, it may have to wait.

Fortunately, these engineers are able to get the same code, pulled up the background data, and issued a network interference certificate and warranty certificate to Li Pan. They can go through the process and find the company to reimburse a little bit of business losses. Well, a little bit, at most. Just a few hundred thousand. Is it calculated based on the market price of QVN communication service fees? To be honest, trillions have been spent. This is really casual.

In short, the next step was to make a lot of phone calls to clean up the mess in the company. Li Pan finally had some free time and logged into his citizen account to settle his own treasury.

So, it’s time to settle the general ledger again.

Alas, there is no way. In the final analysis, in the world of cyberpunk capitalism, money is the most powerful force.

After being hit by a positron cannon, Li Pan arranged the available combat power of his men to launch a general attack to contain the ninja troops of Takamagahara from the front. Therefore, the troops hired from Heaven suffered certain losses when they rushed through the door, but the intelligent people of Heaven The strength itself is still there, and with the fire support provided by the Yasha Regiment, overall the losses are not significant.

As for the details of how many rounds of ammunition were fired and how many times the Rod of Heaven was shot, there is no need to talk nonsense. In short, even the rent for full-time communication satellite support is added together, which actually cost tens of billions.

Therefore, the main reason is that the 1800 billion that was originally rented from the Tiantian Star System was completely cheated by Tiantian. However, considering that Paradise also made a lot of money, it helped to withstand a wave of rebel cyber attacks, and even suffered 800 billion battle losses. On the whole, it is a necessary sacrifice for the victory of the war, and it cannot be considered special. It's a loss... right?

In short, Li Pan spent about 3 trillion yuan to save the earth out of his own pocket this time, which seems to be quite a bargain...

Of course, after the fight, you have to discuss your merits and appreciate them. This time, the Yasha Group was a big help. Li Pan also followed the agreement with the Iron Queen and spent 1.5 billion to buy their DHF patent from Heaven. However, the other party also proposed additional The condition is to buy another Heaven's Stick orbital satellite. Damn it, has it been manipulated by big data...

So the Yasha Group was incorporated into the Panlong PMC Company and became the private mercenary force he signed. Iron Queen Vajra continued to lead the team and concurrently served as the deputy general manager of PMC.

Calculated in this way, Li Pan’s cash flow is only...

Negative 250 billion...

Well, it's negative, because you still have to pay taxes...

These are not snacks sold by Tiantian. Li Pan uses money to convert combat power. These battleships, low-orbit satellites, cloud servers, space-based rail guns, intelligent human mechas, DHF data stacks, etc., of course they are all It is classified into the category of non-civilian luxury goods.

No matter how much Heaven redresses the injustice, no matter how much the respected Super Invincible Supreme customers provide discounts, benefits and consumer coupons, the 30% luxury goods consumption tax cannot be escaped.

After all, Li Pan almost burned so much money in a few hours. Which financial institution has the ability to help him avoid 3 trillion yuan in taxes...

Now, even maxing out a lot of corporate credit cards wouldn't be enough to pay off the debt. If it weren't for MCCC, which itself included the acceptance bill, Heaven would be willing to accept the second-hand Titan recycling fee as cash flow, and it also showed generosity, Space-based Orbital The cannon is indeed forced upon you by us, and you can settle it every other month. I'm afraid Li Pan will go bankrupt and liquidate this month.

Well, in fact, even if the ‘Rod of Heaven’ is settled every other month, it still overspends by 1.5 trillion. It's just that the assets in Li Pan's name, Panlong Construction, Panlong Prosthetic Trading, and physical assets are valued at more than 150 billion, which is barely enough to pay off the debt...

Of course, if he can't pay it off in the next month, all his belongings will be taken away by his creditors, First Bank and Paradise Group...

ah! This is capitalism that eats people without spitting out their bones!

Damn it! It turns out that the cost of saving the world is so high!

Want to save all mankind! Do I have to go bankrupt and liquidate?

And seriously, now that I think about it! Why does this money belong to me? Is it my sole responsibility to save the world? ?

Isn't there anyone willing to give him some reimbursement?

This world should be destroyed, okay? I really can’t afford to be hurt!

Hey, hey, it’s better to join the legion...

After giving up on himself for a short time, Li Pan wiped his face and cheered up.

The situation is not serious yet. Anyway, I am not on the verge of bankruptcy once or twice. I will make more money if I have no money.

"Queen, I have a new and arduous task for you. You personally select a few confidants to go to Hokuriku, collect a batch of battleships from Shibata, um, now Maeda Heavy Industries, and then deliver them to TSC Group. "

"Okay boss, I promise to complete the task."

"Well! I really owe it to you! I must succeed!"

At present, as long as the transaction of two hundred warships is completed, TSC's eight trillion yuan can be paid back. Maeda still had 800 ships to deliver. As long as he persisted and started the arms smuggling business, he would still make money in the future.

As long as this flow of money is continued, all kinds of physical assets and cash flow are added together, and he can be considered a member of the 10 trillion club. Even in the plane of the heavens, he can call himself a member of the 'capitalist'.

But there's nothing to be happy about. It's not enough to just rush into the situation like this. All the money has been earned by the tax bureau. It seems that I really need to find a professional accountant to prepare the tax in advance...

It's a pity that Li Pan has too many things to worry about right now, and he is really too busy. However, the top priority is to wait for the cleaners to reset the company, send everyone back to work, and then report to the meeting to prioritize the invasion of the All-Heaven Legion.

However, he didn’t know whether the cleaner had rules or social phobia. No one was allowed in the company during the reset. Li Pan had to temporarily let the Yaksha group evacuate. In order to avoid any more troubles, he would not leave the center of the city. It happened that the secret party gave him an elder-level apartment suite in the Tower of Night, so he spent the night first so that he could jump to the next day.

Don't tell me, the nightlife here in the Tower of Night has just begun.

Even though it was dark outside and the earth had been saved from the edge of orange juice for once, those vampire and non-vampire cosmonauts and dignitaries were still having fun on the dance floor of the building and hotel, hugging the male, female, old and young blood slaves and enjoying themselves. 'Life'.

Even because the whole world is in a war and the Internet is not available, more and more people come to the Tower of Night to take refuge and pass the time singing, dancing, drinking and having sex...

Li Pan couldn't sleep either, so he went to the whiskey bar and read the news from all over the world while typing up his report and polishing his essay.

Well, things on earth have just been settled, and things in the universe have just begun.

HT Technology still has the strength. Although it was targeted by the legion, it at least repaired the QVN signals of various offices in the Tower of Night. The security bureau also has an intelligence system specifically for the legion and has begun battlefield reconnaissance.

Therefore, compared to those trapped in the shelter, the wealthy people in the Tower of Night can also receive the latest battle reports from the front earlier. The choice is whether to abandon local assets and escape to another world, or stay and find a way to make a fortune. A windfall.

In short, according to the current news, the forward of the Legion, 17,000 warships, have arrived in the orbit of Pluto, and are now entering the solar system at sub-light speed, heading straight for Mars. If not stopped, it is expected to be destroyed within 24 hours. Arrive at Mars. As far as the current technical level is concerned, it is already considered to be within the range of the main guns of both sides, and can be bombarded at any time for a decisive battle.

Although there are more than 2,000 battleships more than estimated, it’s not that Akagi Gendo is lying. It should be the SDOA Discrete Celestial Object Alliance, Takamagahara’s troops hiding in outer space, and rebels such as Akatengu also joined this fleet. . However, the main force of Dawn's Dornish rebels still stayed in the DAWN PLANT in the Jupiter space domain, and there was no sign of the Dawn fleet and Legion joining together.

As for the committee, among the major companies currently, the Terra Group's fleet is still hiding in the KBO belt calling for no spice, while Valley Industries and the Lunar Alliance are still scattered around various SIDEs dismantling cylinders. Ye's fleet was even more motionless.

Therefore, this battle can only be fought by OFEC itself.

Although the relationship between Li Pan and OFEC was not very good and he killed many of them, they were in the same camp in terms of resisting the invasion of the Legion.

After all, those Sons of Dorne androids at Dawn were operating under the banner of survival. Being laid off was not just about losing their jobs. They were also genetically destroyed to ensure that their patents were not leaked. That was indeed a reason to be forced to defect. But it would be nonsense to say that OFEC also wants to join the Legion.

What is OFEC, Organization of the Foodstuff Exporting Countries.

This is the monopoly food bargaining group that grain and food suppliers in the world must participate in! Mars in the heavens and planes are almost all their private farms! Others may think that Earth 0791 is a countryside, a rural area, and a garbage dump, but in the eyes of OFEC, there are 1.4 billion people and a huge market of 1.4 billion mouths!

No fight, no negotiation, handing over the family fortune to the legion? Isn't that a joke?

So OFEC has to fight hard, not to mention that they may not have the strength to fight. After all, the main fleet of the local company was originally transferred to Mars by that guy Akagi, so Takamagahara had the opportunity to engage in cylinder operations.

In addition, Mars is the base of the Citizen Fleet, and there is no shortage of fleet commanders and navigators, as well as shipyards, military factories, ammunition depots, warehouses, and local fleet reserves. After such an emergency production, ten more ships were collected in an emergency. It's full, with more than 5,000 ships!

Although restricted by the military sanctions imposed on Takamagahara, the battleship production lines of the Mars Military Factory have been dismantled, and QVN has been affected. UAV swarm tactics cannot be used, and there is no point in producing light aircraft carriers, so most of them They are all cruise escorts and logistics, and there are less than a thousand battleships in total...

However, there is still a chance of winning. Mars is a fortress planet with purely military purposes. It implements the idea of ​​​​farming and fighting, and has various fortresses, rail guns, and OFEC. OFEC also offered three times the commission to recruit many mercenary pirates who were brave enough to fill the army line.

The eyes of the entire universe have also focused on it, and each company has sent out sentinel detection ships to see how much the legions have gained after disappearing for so many years. How much would it cost to capture the fortress?

After all, everyone knows how capable Pangu and the committee are, but no one has ever seen how capable your army is.

So first see and see, if there is a hit, then wait until the situation becomes clear before placing a bet. But if the thunder is louder and the raindrops are lighter, then those who chose to protect themselves wisely before will have to jump out and counterattack...

At this time, a woman sat in front of Li Pan, kicked off her high heels, crossed her legs, and poked Li Pan with her toes.

"Ah, get lost! I'm busy!"

Li Pan was so impatient that he drove away these idiots who came to chat with him. He was really convinced. This was the fifth or sixth wave.

It's funny to say, isn't this Li Pan just resurrected, he doesn't even have a smart auxiliary brain plug, and he doesn't wear formal company clothes, but he was stopped at the door of the Night Tower, saying that he was not allowed to wear tight pajamas, hey Damn it, this is a special warfare grade full-body bulletproof, impact-proof and wear-resistant specialized synthetic fiber tights, okay! A set of two million! Besides, I live upstairs, why can't I just put on my pajamas and go downstairs to have a meal? ?

However, Li Pan didn't want to embarrass the workers, so he had to paint the Tower of Night again. Besides, the tights were really not the right size, and they were too tight on his thighs. So he planned to just buy a formal suit at the nearby luxury store. Who knows? He is so big now that nothing fits him, so he can only have it custom-made.

In the end, I had no choice but to buy the cheapest one, a white bow tie with an identity authentication chip, which cost more than 25,000, before I entered the tower.

As a result, with this figure and this outfit, as soon as he walked on the road, he really looked like an exhibitionist maniac. He was immediately followed by a large group of rich ladies and ladies who had nothing to do and were looking for something to do. They just sat down. The next one came over one after another, saying that they were lonely and cold, and wanted to treat Li Pan to some noodles, which was really inexplicable...

Then you see, this one went even further. He directly reached for Li Pan's wine glass, and also raised his foot and placed it on Li Pan's left thigh.

Li Pan frowned, exited the news channel, and took off his glasses to take a look.

"What the heck……"

It was actually Yulia.

Well, she was the female vampire elder who cheated him out of four billion, and Li Pan vowed to punch her in the lungs... Ah, but now that I think about it, four billion is so little...

"Oh, is this how you repay me?"

Yulia twirled the wine glass, put her red lips against the rim of the glass that Li Pan had just drank from, sucked on it, and took a sip.

"Well, this sea salt flavor, Storm, is quite strong for you."

Damn it, I chose the second-to-last cheapest wine on the list, priced at 2,400 yuan a glass, with no refills. If he didn't have to order wine to get a seat and internet connection, he would have ordered the 150 yuan glass of glacier water...

Li Pan frowned and looked at Yulia, then reached out and grabbed the sole of her foot, and then touched it along her calf.

The other party didn't care at all and had no intention of dodging.

Li Pan rubbed his fingers and frowned,

"Your body is wet, and you just crawled out of the LCL? Why, did you come all the way to find me?"

Yulia smiled and moved her feet in front of Li Pan.

"We still have a 150 trillion contract, don't we?"

Li Pan sneered,

"I know...you guys, do you know what it means that after passing this village, there will be no more shops? There is no such proverb in the Vampire Clan?"

Yulia also smiled and said,

"We come here with sincerity."

Li Pan pushed the opponent's feet away,

"Hmph, what kind of sincerity do you have? It's just billions and honey traps. I won't take advantage of you..."

"There are also golden robes and golden crowns. Isn't it sincere to let your concubine live?"

Yulia counted on her fingers,

"Also, the video of your concubine assassinating Prince Cornelius, the video of your concubine assassinating Prince Aemilius, the video of your concubine stealing the Holy Grail, the video of your concubine conspiring with you to steal the Holy Grail, etc., in short They are all original versions in the security monitoring system. There are no other backups. If you wash them off, you will be innocent.

But seriously, what kind of hatred do you have against us? Your student loan was still approved by Ye's, right? "

Li Pan looked at the pile of criminal records sent by the other party.

"...The other two are not my concubines...Okay, what do you want."

Yulia smiled and leaned over with her chin propped up,

"Didn't I say that we should continue the original "Holy Grail Rental Contract" between us, one hundred billion, and end this Holy Grail bidding. The Holy Grail will be kept by you, Ye Shi has the right to use it, and TheM will support me in becoming the Archon.

Of course, you can no longer send your concubines to mess with me. Deal? "

Li Pan's brows twisted into the character "Sichuan".

"Just you? You also want to be a consul? With all due respect, do you know how much money it would cost to save a world?

You are reluctant to pay even four billion. If you become the consul in a mess like 0791, can you clean it up? "

Yulia smiled so brightly that she drank up Li Pan's whiskey in one gulp.

"Of course it's not just me. You can help me accomplish this important task of making the Holy Grail and taking the throne of the consul. Then it's not just the three garrison regiments of the Night City.

Also on standby on the other side of the door, the three legions of the Julius family given by my father, and the six legions of the Pompius family lent to me by my husband, can also be officially under my command. Tell me, is it enough?"

Li Pan understood,

"Oh, your family has given you money to start your own business, right... So how many people do you have in your vampire army?"

"How many people? How could I possibly know,"

Yulia curled her hair carelessly with her fingers.

"Each legion has ten squadrons and one super-flag, which is probably more than five thousand ships. You can do your own calculations."

Oh shit...these people whose families own banks are so damn rich...