I'm not a cyberpsycho

Agave appeared on the earth about 60 million years ago and is an economic crop native to the Americas. The fiber of the leaves can be used to make sacks and ropes, and the fruits can be used to make wine.

According to the legend of the local elders, the 'snake's blood' agave in the forest is the original species given by Quetzalcoatl. The snakes in the forest drink the juice from the agave fruit and become feathers. The dependents of snakes can live forever, constantly shed their skins and evolve, and finally grow into giant anacondas, the avatars of feathered serpents, possessing wisdom and divine power, and become the masters of the jungle kingdom.

Therefore, the local indigenous people also worshiped and imitated the Quetzalcoatl, collected and drank agave juice, mixed it with herbs to make medicinal wine, and entered dreams and psychedelic states. In this way, they could communicate with the Quetzalcoatl family, learn the knowledge taught by Quetzalcoatl, and build up their foundations little by little. They started civilization and built a temple for Quetzalcoatl at the same time. This is the legend of the so-called Quetzalcoatl's wine of eternal life.

As time flies, agave seeds have been brought to all parts of the world, and the fruit is brewed into the specialty tequila. Of course, after leaving the country of the Quetzalcoatl, these agave or tequila are also Lost that divine power.

But with the arrival of the joint scientific expedition team from Dongda University and SEC, after in-depth research and tracing back to the source, it was discovered that the local 'snake blood' agave is indeed an ancient plant, and seems to be a seed brought by a meteorite. And with further testing, the researchers were surprised to find that steroid hormones could actually be extracted from the local 'snake blood' agave.

It is a type of tetracyclic aliphatic hydrocarbon compound with a cyclopentane polyhydrophenanthrene core. It has extremely important medicinal value. It has a clear role in maintaining life, regulating sexual function, body development, immune regulation, skin disease treatment and birth control. The ingredients contained in ‘Snake Blood’ agave really have extremely high anti-aging and cell regrowth effects!

Therefore, it is obvious that this extremely precious and special place of medical medicinal materials that cannot be reproduced elsewhere has been acquired by the Cool Baboon Group.

It's just that the growth cycle of agave itself is slow. It takes decades for an ordinary agave to bloom. After blooming, the mother plant dies. Moreover, it takes cross-pollination to produce fruit, and it takes eight years for the fruit to mature.

The flowering and fruiting of 'Snake's Blood' agave is even more mysterious. It is completely cultivated by the snakes in the forest. It only has a chance to harvest once every sixty years, and the fruits it produces are also cultivated by the snakes in the forest. The king snake devours. Only the locals, who are said to have signed a contract with the 'Feathered Serpent', can enter the depths of the forest and receive a few gifts.

Therefore, although those snakes were not a threat and could be killed with machine guns, after many attempts to steal the seeds and cultivate them on their own failed, both Takamagahara and the cool baboon gave up on snatching the fruits from the snake's mouth. Anyway, there are a lot of elixirs like the 'Wine of Eternal Life' in the hands of cool baboons, and they are not affordable for ordinary people. There is very little demand, so as long as they can maintain a monopoly, it is enough. Therefore, the company basically respects local rituals and only regularly sends some indigenous people to collect raw materials.

Yes, Rum is a member of this ‘local indigenous tribe’.

Therefore, she was able to open the secret realm of Quetzalcoatl and be possessed by Quetzalcoatl to 'communicate' directly. She was completely the chosen apostle vessel.

According to Rum, their clan was said to be the shamans of the Quetzalcoatl Temple in ancient times, so the Quetzalcoatl God would come to their clan and impart human knowledge and culture.

But later on, Quetzalcoatl no longer came, and the ancient civilization gradually declined. The glory of the sunset had long disappeared into the rainforest and dust. Now in the age of science, their people had long since integrated into modern life, and had almost completely forgotten these legends and stories.

But then something happened to the Dongda scientific expedition team in the jungle, so the security bureau accurately found their clan through genetic sequencing and genetic locking, controlled all the members of this clan, and asked the archeology professor to teach them the legend of Quetzalcoatl. Those with shamanistic talents and witchcraft were recruited as local employees by the Security Bureau, and were sent to lead the way in the Quetzalcoatl forest to rescue trapped expedition teams. Of course, they now regularly enter the forest for the Cool Baboon Group. Collect snake fruit.

So if you have to say that Rum comes from a family of agents, it can be considered reluctantly. Her elders were the first batch of indigenous guides selected by the Security Bureau and sent into the jungle for rescue. And she has also been trained and tested since she was a child, because she inherited the shaman Only after being selected, trained and hired can he know these secrets so well and be able to freely enter and leave the feathered serpent's country as if he were home.

So for a native like her, who was only poor and relied on mutation to get into the temporary establishment through the back door, she certainly couldn't be as cold-blooded as those sky people from the General Administration who threw nuclear bombs, gas bombs and other things on the heads of the neighbors.

"I see, then you should be able to use these two things directly, right?"

Li Pan handed her the 'feather' and 'whip' to try.

Rum took the whip, and the whip swam like a living snake, wrapping around her waist, and its wings stuck to her wavy hair like a hairpin.

Rum opened the sparkling wine and took a sip, closing his eyes and nodding.

"I can feel it is the blessing of the wind and the blessing of the earth from Quetzalcoatl."

Li Pan was curious,

"Why do you need to drink to activate your ability?"

Rum took another sip,

"No, I just like this."

Li Pan, "...Okay, then go and walk around the forest twice to see if there is anything else. The rest of the snake blood orchid will not really be burned..."

Rum also nodded, put on the drone helmet, and while flying into the sky with the power of wind feathers to search the jungle, he directed the drone to search on the ground.

Li Pan got on the shuttle and received satellite communication. The head of Gao Tianyuan's soldier was revealed on the screen.

"Oh, this is not Major General Goto. What are your orders?"

Goto Shohei said coldly,

"I would like to inform President Li that the goods you selected for deposit have been delivered to the Night City Airport warehouse."

Li Pan also knew that the other party had discovered that Xiao Hei's shadow clone had disappeared from the hotel. He was worried that he had run away, so he directly forwarded a video link to it.

"The goods you ordered are also being loaded and will be sent to Panama tonight."

Seeing the spiders lining up to board the boat, knowing that Li Pan had no intention of falling out, Goto Shohei's expression softened slightly.

"I have not taken good care of you before, and I have offended many people. However, the local guerrillas have not been eliminated yet. If you want to travel locally, I would like to ask you to arrange some escorts."

Li Pan smiled and said,

“Your Majesty Major General, I don’t want to run around and cause unnecessary misunderstandings before the transaction is completed.

But I heard that someone is planning to organize a big event in your city recently, and the hotel you arranged happens to be in the city center.

Haha, a gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, you know what I mean. "

Goto was silent for a moment, nodded and said,

"I see. I understand the president's concern. It's because I didn't take good care of him. But you can rest assured that all the terrorists who slipped through the net have been killed.

Therefore, our army will hold a celebration banquet tomorrow night. Your Excellency, General, also wants to meet you. Please be sure to honor us. "

Could you please open the champagne at halftime...

But Li Pan didn't mind eating and drinking as he looked at the dinner invitation sent by the other party.

"No problem, see you tonight."

After waiting for a while, Rum also came back. She actually found a few snake blood plants and asked the drone to dig them back. However, these were only seedlings, and it would take at least sixty years to collect the raw materials for the wine of eternal life.

Seeing that she had gone around the jungle without any trouble, Li Pan estimated that there were no other legion lizards hiding in the dark that had slipped through the net, so he took her back to the city first and found another hotel to stay outside of Panama City. After showing his face in front of the military, Goto Shohei was so embarrassed that he sent ninjas to monitor him.

Then Li Pan started to work, letting the newly purchased shuttle drive automatically, sending Tequila's brain can and Legion corpse to Gabro to hand over the task, then updating the online essay report, reporting temporary workers to Rum, and The monsters were settled and eleven silver keys were obtained.

Well, eleven silver keys, one for each of the seven monsters, one for each of the three legion apostles who were killed, and one for preventing the monster from coming, a total of eleven silver keys.

Unexpectedly, there is really a key to clearing the legion. After identification of the remains and equipment by the Security Bureau, it was found that the three lizard elders all had military ranks, one was a sergeant, and two were corps commanders. However, the younger lizards did not have military ranks. It is not known whether it was because they were too young or were cut by molecular lines. Too broken.

In short, make money with blood, make money with blood.

Thank you, Quetzalcoatl.

Oh, another unexpected surprise is that the Public Safety Committee also awarded Li Pan a reward.

Yes, it is not the compulsory military service management system of the local fleet, but a serious public safety system, which is approved by the committee and directly awarded to civilian military ranks.

Citizen Li Pan was promoted from militia commander to junior sergeant and to the rank of corporal.

The reason for promotion actually goes back to a month ago, when citizen Li Pan defeated the octopus sergeant and guarded the 'door' during the legion's first raid on Monster Company Branch 0791.

So now I have a corporal subsidy of 5,000 yuan per month...

This process took a month to complete, which was really slow. But it's not that the committee is reluctant to part with the five thousand yuan, it's mainly about the authority. This is a military rank in the public security system, and it's really valuable.

In fact, whether it is a corporal who graduated from a local military academy like Li Pan, or a soldier who was later donated by himself, they are all just 'militia ranks' that are effective in the local citizen fleet system of the 0791 universe.

But this junior sergeant has the rank of a regular army, and has real and effective citizenship rights recognized by all the forces and systems that participate in the trade of the heavens and the world ruled by the committee.

Even to the extreme, if there is no one in the universe with higher authority than the junior sergeant Li Pan, then he can command and take over even the Pangu fleet.

Tsk tsk, it’s not easy. This person who threw his life and blood has finally passed the highest threshold and officially blended into the system.

Among the military ranks directly under the committee, there are also third and seventh ranks of sergeants. It is not easy to be promoted based on military merit alone. And if you want to be promoted based on meritorious service, you will only be promoted to sergeant major at most. Even the most powerful veteran on the border. When he retired, he was just a sergeant major.

Under normal circumstances, the committee will not promote a sergeant to a lieutenant.

After all, military rank directly relates to the command authority of the security system, and is universal in the universe. Therefore, even the second lieutenant-level authority has been mapped to the official officer-level agents of the Security Bureau, and to a directly affiliated local police station such as the EUPD, it is the sergeant-level third-level superintendent title, which can be regarded as having certain real power within the system. .

Therefore, if you want to move up in the military system, after reaching the rank of lieutenant, you can only spend money, make connections, and donate fleets. Only then can you be appointed by the consuls of each plane and obtain the superior officer rank of the local plane. Military ranks are even more difficult. Basically, only those directors and directors of Zhutian Company and orthodox cosmic talents in the inner ring world have them.

But in comparison, the octopus-headed elf lizardmen from Legion seem to be about the same? Could it be that the legion and the committee actually use the same military rank command system...

At this time Rum knocked on the master bedroom door,

"Boss, Gao Tianyuan has sent a military vehicle to pick you up for the banquet."

Uh, did you spend a whole day typing the report? Alas, it’s all because I’m too strong and my opponent is too weak. Even if it’s an A, it’ll be an A. It’s so hard that even if Li Pan wants to write a few words, he can’t even come up with it. It’s really painful to be stuck in Kawen. .

Li Pan snapped his fingers, and Xiao Hei, who was lying on the balcony basking in the sun, jumped up and changed into a formal suit.

"Why don't you come with us? We can have a drink."

When he opened the door and came out, Li Pan found that Rum, who had rested all day, had put on a night-walking invisibility suit and an electronic camouflage mask. He activated optical deception and projected himself into another person.

"Gao Tianyuan's attention is focused on the security of the banquet. I will take this opportunity to send the wounded out of the city. From now on, no one will owe anyone anything."

Well, the shaman and the goddess stuff is just a side job. Her main job is a serious agent, and she is the deputy section chief of the Intelligence Department.

Li Pan didn't care. He took out a stack of permission and data funds cards from his formal clothes and handed them to her.

"It's up to you. The Ninth Division received the goods and gave me a free pass. I also have a Solarbus Shuttle parked at the airport outside the city. Just use it if you need it."

Rum moved,

"Boss, thank you!"

Li Pan patted her on the shoulder and gave her a bloody execution mark.

"You're welcome. I want to thank you. I've made a lot of money thanks to you this time. If you want to repay me, please open more copies for me in the future."

So he left the hotel, got into Takamagahara's bulletproof military vehicle, and arrived at the banquet site in the city center.

The officers of Takamagahara and the local capitulation forces in Panama gathered together, and there were many dignitaries and celebrities in gorgeous clothes coming and going. Of course, most of them came to the banquet with bionic human prosthetics. After all, no one knew whether the Security Bureau would suddenly Drop a nuclear bomb, right?

"President Li."

He changed into a humanoid prosthetic body to attend the banquet. Goto Shohei, wearing a military uniform, stood guard at the door early and shook hands with Li Pan.

"It's a pleasure to cooperate with you. I have already arranged for the final payment of your selection to be shipped to you."

I didn't expect the other party to be so straightforward. He completed the inventory and settled the transaction worth 150 billion in two days. Li Pan had to be polite to him.

"You're welcome, I hope you all still have the opportunity to cooperate."

Goto Shohei nodded,

"We are also looking forward to it. Please come with me. I will introduce you to you, General."

oh? Gained trust so quickly and unlocked subsequent tasks?

But think about it, after all, who else these days can repeatedly jump between opposing camps and resell hundreds of billions of arms. The Kuroda family is now responsible for the main attack on the ground, so it is inevitable that they want to join the transaction.

So Li Pan also followed Goto to the secret room of the hotel. Goto Shohei stopped outside the door. When Li Pan entered the room, he found that it was a teahouse, and sitting opposite was a full metal bald man with a wire plugged into the back of his head.

"A poor monk is as clear as a water garden."

Poor monk? Li Pan scanned the other party's appearance and checked the name on the security bureau's wanted bounty list. He couldn't help but feel speechless.

"Kuroda...general?"

Didn't you say you came to see the commander of the 9th Division, Lieutenant General Kuroda? Why did his father take action himself?

Yes, this guy is the current bandit leader of the Takamagahara rebels, one of the five elders of the General Staff Headquarters, and the chief of staff responsible for strategic battle planning, troop mobilization, and combat command, General Kuroda.

Of course, the person sitting here is just a bionic puppet. Otherwise, if he is killed, it is hard to say whether the war will end, and a bounty of tens of millions will be obtained.

"The poor monk wants to buy something from President Li."

Admiral Kuroda made tea there. Li Pan had no choice but to sit down patiently.

"Trading is possible, but let me state in advance that the only things I can trade with you personally are some level 4 and 5 equipment, and weapons and ammunition chips are hot commodities. Jihad equipment must be given priority to the local Ye clan fleet, and all vehicles and vehicles It's already the limit.

As for information trading and monster trading, don't even mention it. It's impossible at the company level. "

The other party handed over the tea bowl.

"Please use."

Li Pan shrugged, took a sip, and was polite.

"It's really good tea. It has a harmonious and peaceful artistic conception, which makes people calm."

"This poor monk is not here as an official. He actually has a private matter to entrust."

General Kuroda didn't care about Li Pan's perfunctory, and took out a piece of paper from his arms.

"To be honest, this poor monk is already old and his ambitions for fame and wealth have disappeared. He only devotes himself to taking refuge in my Buddha to wait for reincarnation in the next life.

It's just that the situation in Gao Tianyuan is dangerous. As a member of the board of directors, I can't escape because I am in the middle. I can only accept the order in the face of danger. I don't ask for the ability to turn the tide, but I just want to have a clear conscience.

I heard that President Li prepared some money for Maeda Ekchu to support him in his old age, so I would also like to ask you to do some personal things. "

Li Pan looked at the contract handed over by the other party, and generally understood it after listening to the other party's explanation.

Well, it's really not a big deal, they are just here to ensure a way out.

Just like what General Kuroda said, he was originally a member of the group of officials who had made great contributions to seizing power for Hashiba's faction, but he spent his whole life working hard for the development of the group.

But Yu Chai could not enjoy the same blessings, and in the later period, he was afraid of his abilities, which led to the Kuroda family being squeezed out and placed under house arrest. They were already disheartened and did not want the dividend shares. They were ready to take the money and leave, become a monk, and reincarnate in a different world.

But who would have thought that the Hashiba family was suddenly turned upside down. The Kuroda family also had great achievements in the past, their ability to run the army and fight, and their relationship with the middle and high-level cadres of the army. More importantly, they had a bad relationship with Hashiba's direct lineage. , was voted into office by the general meeting of shareholders and promoted to be the leading commander of the General Staff Headquarters. He was coerced by public opinion and forced to rebel.

Naturally, the Kuroda family also became bandit leaders and were sanctioned by the committee. They couldn't even think about reincarnation in another world. This made the old man Kuroda extremely speechless.

Mr. Mader tried his best to help his boss get the upper hand, but in the end, he was hidden by all the birds, and the rabbit died and the dog was cooked, and he couldn't get anything out of it! It's miserable enough!

Oh, now I am ready to leave. I have stopped playing, profiting, and all my capital has been transferred out of the country. Why are you doing this to me again? Have you put me on the wanted list of all heavens? ?

What fun are you having! Playing with my balls! ? Is there such a repeated pull? ?

Cadres like General Kuroda, who have made their fortunes through merit and performance, and those major shareholders and directors who may have never even set foot on 0791 ground, of course have different knowledge and abilities.

He knew very well how much Gao Tianyuan was worth, rebelling against the committee? War with the heavens? Isn't that funny? ?

And do you really think he is stupid? It's not enough to be cheated once, why do you have to make promises repeatedly with bad checks?

Not to mention that Gao Tianyuan could not win this battle, the outcome of all the rebels was doomed.

Oh, the fight is just starting now. It’s the toughest battle to crack, and all the vanguards of his direct line will be sent to fight. If you win, everyone will share the dividends. If you lose, it will be yours?

With this kind of distribution system, even if they really win the final victory, those of them who shed their blood and sacrifice their lives will die on the battlefield immediately. It is not necessarily how much pension they will get, right?

On the contrary, if the war fails, a general like him will definitely be treated as a war criminal, bear full responsibility, commit suicide by caesarean section, and annihilate the entire clan, right? !

That's not how you fool a fool, right? ?

So now the meaning of Ru Shui Yuanqing is very clear. When Li Pan heard it, the translation was probably,

The poor monk has despaired of this fucked up world and has no thoughts. He is mentally prepared to find a paradise world and pass away.

It's just that the poor monk's account was canceled, and the money for sesame oil that was burned to another world and given to the Buddha was also seized by the tax bureau. Even if you die, you will still start as a pauper, a poor monk!

I heard that President Li paid a huge sum of money to General Maeda's alien account. His methods are so sophisticated and his turnover is so amazing. I really admire him.

Therefore, the poor monk also hopes to ask President Li for help, so that the golden cicada can escape from its shell and be reincarnated. By the way, he can burn some more washed paper money so that the poor monk can live a life of debauchery in another world.

In return, you can choose first from the things that the little ones snatched.

above.

Good guy, the frontline commander of Takamagahara is the biggest defeatist strategist and capitulator, but that’s okay...

But how to put it...

Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, putting down the butcher's knife, and becoming a Buddha immediately.

Since the old man wants to die so much, then let's help you.

Anyway, he wanted to drop by the Buddha's side.