I'm not a cyberpsycho

"Didn't I tell you to get legal immunity? How on earth did you end up with dozens more murder charges overnight?"

"They are not people, they are ghosts. If you call them people, you will be charged with racial discrimination."

"They are humans and ghosts! They are all legal citizens protected by the law!"

The legal affairs department is almost bald.

"Oh, okay, okay, look, the dictator issued me a pardon, and Julius's family also gave me a certificate of thanks. The judges, witnesses, cameras, all belong to me.

The worst case scenario is that I couldn't control myself at the moment, and I lost my temper and got too defensive when I was drunk. I'll pay thousands of dollars and it's over. It'll be fine. "

Li Pan didn't care, so he just slaughtered a cruise ship. What a big deal. If it weren't for the fact that he was still too weak and needed to be upgraded in a coffin, he would have killed the Julius family knights who witnessed the scene. Well, there is no need to go through such a form of being released on bail pending trial.

The legal department is speechless.

"No, you guys have also gone to school, haven't you studied law in college?"

Li Pan,

"Ha, I laugh."

"you!"

The legal officer took a deep breath.

"0791, with your lawless attitude! You will suffer consequences sooner or later! It doesn't matter if you are unlucky! If you don't get involved then, I will wipe your ass! You are so awesome, aren't you? Let me handle this case at your house!"

Li Pan saw that the younger brother had a tendency to give up his picks when forced, so he had no choice but to relent and said,

"Okay, okay, my home office specializes in tax law. How can I have the connections and skills of a big company's legal affairs like you, my little brother? Anyway, the whole company doesn't lack these two things like me, right? Let's help me handle it together. I promise. One million tea money for you?"

The legal officer glanced at the large pile of files.

"Five million for each case. If the company is involved, it will be calculated separately. Compensation fees and fines will also be paid by you. Additional fees will be notified later."

"OJBK!"

So these chores were solved smoothly, after all, this is the rule these days.

Although the United Human Government has long since disappeared, the company still operates under the legal framework of the old era. After all, Pangu is a relic of that era, so do we just accept these dead principles?

In other words, as long as you act within the legal framework, Pangu will not do anything to you.

So as long as the company has money, it can hire a group of elites who are the smartest, most rational and most unscrupulous in the world to defend what you do and find loopholes in lawsuits. They can do whatever they want under the protection of the law and take advantage of the protection of the rules. A lot of extra overhead.

For example, if you demolish a piece of land, you have to pay at least several billion in compensation for resettlement expenses, but if you drop a bomb and kill all the nail households, you can just blame the temporary foreman and say he was fired for not tightening the screws, and you can just pay a few million for the coffin. Isn't it very cost-effective to be released on bail pending trial?

Therefore, although large companies are usually very picky, most of them will unconditionally provide legal protection to their employees. When working for a company, beatings and killings are unavoidable. If a key business person is arrested and imprisoned for a big deal, which delays the company's projects, who can afford the loss? At worst, the legal fees will be deducted from the employee's performance.

In this way, we have reached an agreement with the legal brother and asked him to help us coordinate the company. Li Pan has Ye Shi and TheM as his backers, so there is no need to worry.

Now, as long as he lies down in the manager's office chair and waits for the official certification from the committee and SEC, he can walk away at 0791 with the legal status of a level eight superman.

Well, actually there is no difference from before...

Just as Li Pan was picking up Schrödinger's box, he wanted to reach in and touch it.

"Jingle Bell"

The landline called.

"Crooked? Why, are there any extra charges?"

"This is 011003. General Manager 0791, your ship is expected to arrive on the moon in a week. Please handle customs and taxes in advance."

Li Pan was stunned.

"Oh, third sister, how come your matter was resolved so quickly?"

011003 sighed,

"It failed. The company suffered heavy casualties and lost a lot of key personnel. I was fired. Now our department has completely withdrawn from 016. The next project will be directly responsible for the project by General Manager 01. The task has been handed over to the 01 General Directorate. I am sorry that I have no authority. disclose.

In addition, I will no longer be 003 soon, and I will probably be dismissed from the position of minister and demoted to a general cadre. The HR Department will update the document later. Please be prepared to update your visa information at that time. "

"Uh, okay..."

Damn it? what's going on? Heavy casualties? ?

Who did it? Kill ghosts? Or the one from the Magic Mountain?

And it turns out that Monsters Inc. can still be dismissed and demoted...

Well, that's right. After all, companies are all based on performance. It's normal to be eliminated at the bottom. But even if Monster Company doesn't specifically pull the red line, the daily elimination rate is very high, so it's easy for everyone to ignore it... …

Li Pan swallowed and didn't dare to play with the box during working hours. He hurriedly went to Shenting's office and knocked on the door.

"Destroy ghosts, defeat ghosts, defeat ghosts?"

He is not interested in killing ghosts, he is probably busy killing people or killing ghosts...

"Fucki, are you busy? So what, just take it easy and don't cut my boat, it's too expensive, 1300 billion..."

Having said that, it shouldn’t matter...

There was nothing Li Pan could do. Damn it, these three were all uncles. They were so elusive that they would slaughter the company at every turn. They would inflict heavy casualties with just a glance and just pick up Pangu's ship. Can't afford to offend, can't afford to offend...

Now Li Pan is also very troubled. Pangu 01 Arbiter is looking for a ship, but wasn't that ship given to Li Qingyun? Moreover, the three corpses have to earn company director experience.

The two sides fought so hard that the sky was dark, the sun and the moon were dim, and the avenues were all wiped out. Isn't it too cruel to put him, a poor, weak and helpless ordinary person, trembling in the middle?

Now he can't afford to offend anyone, so what can he do?

...Why not join the Legion? Anyway, Legion is easy to bully, well, if there is any problem, just blame it on Legion!

Please, Legion!

Li Pan was also scratching his head, flipping through emails from various offices, checking reports, and making phone calls.

"Wai, Lei Gen, have you seen the customs declaration information I just sent you? If you have time, please take care of it.

Also, how is the progress on your side? Are there any legions near Lübeck? "

Erin Regan also reported on the current situation,

"Good boss, the investigation of Virgin Land Company's assets is ongoing. However, no tax and legal breakthroughs have been found yet, and no traces of their transactions with the Legion rebels have been found."

"Tsk, are there any special circumstances? Monsters or something like that?"

"Well... I don't know if I am reporting to you, but Mr. Feng Mo has been out of contact for twenty-four hours..."

Li Pan took a breath,

"Hiss... Didn't I tell you that Kotaro can't be allowed to act alone, and you didn't report his disappearance for twenty-four hours?"

Regan, "Well, theoretically, it takes more than forty-eight hours to be considered missing, and he said he was looking for an old friend living in seclusion nearby. There may be no signal..."

Li Pan also never expected that the mission of rescuing Kotaro would be followed up.

"Oh... forget it, I'm used to it. But I have other things to do recently. Let's see if there is a prosthetic shop nearby and swipe my card to buy a BBA. If he does it tomorrow No news yet, call me for support..."

At this time, the calm female voice from the company sounded again,

"General Manager, 0791 Security Bureau, Director Liu, make an appointment to come and visit."

"Why are we all here together, and you're giving out military medals so quickly?"

When the director arrived, Kotaro had no choice but to stand in a row further back.

Li Pan thought for a moment, and just in case, he would contact the Queen first and arrange for some Yaksha soldiers to support Eileen Regan, lest these two people disappear inexplicably tomorrow, and then go out to greet Bureau Liu.

Director Liu's style is quite similar to that of Li Pan. He travels alone and flies here without any bodyguards.

"Hey Director Liu, I'm sorry to see you come so far, come and have a cup of tea... uh, maybe some mercury?"

"You're welcome, I'm actually here because of company business entrustment."

Following Li Pan to the conference room, Director Liu also got straight to the point, projecting the photos taken when Cheng Zi visited PLANT, as well as the recent footage of Li Pan arranging to transport ice, and the Panlong Trading merchant ship was captured at the port. It seemed that the Security Bureau There are quite a few spies inside PLANT.

"Manager Li, your Panlong Trading Company, in addition to the Earth-Moon Trade, seems to be able to safely enter and leave the Jupiter space, right?"

When Li Pan saw that the other party had completely mastered the information in such a short period of time, and knew that these things could not be hidden from the eyes of these professional intelligence spies, Li Pan just smiled and did not answer, waiting to see how the other party wanted to take action.

Seeing Li Pan's acquiescence, Director Liu continued,

"There are quite a few SMS and pilots in Dorne, and their advantages in space warfare cannot be underestimated. However, mecha equipment has a great demand for electronic components and intelligent auxiliary chips. The local production of these things in 0791 is extremely limited, and Most of them are produced on the moon, and PLANT's production capacity cannot meet the high-intensity war consumption, so external helpers must provide them with supplies."

Li Pan has now dug out the legal documents and is going to call the legal guy out later to make a fuss.

Unexpectedly, Director Liu changed the subject and sent several warehouse and container numbers.

"I found out that the Security Bureau recently seized a batch of parallel imports and planned to dispose of them as electronic waste to raise some military expenses. I wonder if you, Manager Li, are interested."

Li Pan raised his eyebrows, unsure whether the other party was testing him or asking for money.

Director Liu was obviously very busy and had no time to play tricks with him.

"Manager Li, I won't hide it from you. Now the entire 0791 Security Bureau has been infiltrated and corrupted, and has lost its basic functions, so that it suffered major dereliction of duty in the face of the Legion's invasion. It is almost impossible to provide effective intelligence support to the consul.

Therefore, in order to prepare for the upcoming war, I must rebuild the intelligence capabilities of the Security Bureau, and must conduct infiltration and reconnaissance inside PLANT. Therefore, I hope to use your channels to mix some things into this batch of goods and send them there.

Of course, we will keep our actions strictly confidential and issue medals to thank you for your support. "

Li Pan immediately smiled, held Director Liu's hand, and put the prepared stack of cards into his hand.

"Oh! It's my honor to serve the Security Bureau and contribute to the committee! I don't know what interests you have, Director. I was not well prepared. Here is a shopping card for you to accept. Don't blame me for being negligent. good."

Director Liu looked at the stack of Panlong shopping cards and counted twenty of them, all worth ten billion each. Each card is valid for one year. Of course, due to the policy restrictions of the tax bureau, the monthly redemption limit is only one hundred million.

This thing was made for Li Pan by the family office team, which is equivalent to the black gold currency privately issued by Panlong. Of course, it is not cost-effective to use it purely for discounts. Its main function is to barter during the war. Of course, if some defeatist and escapist advisers insist on discounting, Li Pan will not stop him.

Director Liu, "...what do you mean?"

Li Pan, "It's not interesting, it's not interesting, it's just a little bit interesting."

Director Liu, "Manager Li, that's not what I meant."

Li Pan, "Director, where are you thinking? I know what you mean, and I also know that you don't mean that. I don't mean that either. I mean what you mean."

Director Liu, "What are you talking about? I don't understand what you mean..."

Li Pan, "What I mean is...ahem, I mean that I fully support the Security Bureau and your work.

I know that unlike some people, you are dedicated to the public good. But after all, you were airborne directly. If you want to make a career, you may have many constraints, right?

I know the Security Bureau. No matter what they do, they have to issue tickets and go through the procedures. Isn’t this very troublesome?

Not to mention delaying the fight and wasting time, with the current war in chaos, it is not easy to raise funds. The movement is slow, and the money is transferred back and forth. There are so many people talking about it, who knows where the information was leaked?

But my Panlong shopping card is different. As you know, I have some long-term transactions with various parties, so please give me some face. These cards are equivalent to delivery vouchers. You can directly pick up goods and discount them from Panlong's trading companies and warehouses. They are also convenient to use.

You have money in hand and don't panic. These are just printed samples. Just use them. If you don't have enough, come and get them from me. I have prepared a thousand for you, which can be regarded as my small contribution to protecting the heavens. "

Director Liu looked at Li Pan,

"Manager Li, you are very generous. Your company's valuation is only ten trillion, one thousand pieces. What do you want me to give you in return?"

Li Pan smiled and said,

"It's support, support. If you want, just send me two military medals."

Director Liu nodded,

"Okay, then I'll accept it. Manager Li, I will thank the General Administration for your contribution to the Legion War."

"Grateful, grateful."

He spent 10 trillion yuan on the Security Bureau in one breath, which should be enough. If he comes to cause trouble again, don't blame him for falling out.

In short, now that there is a commission from the Security Bureau, Li Pan can be regarded as smuggling under the order, so he arranges for the Panlong Group to start working, laundering money, shipping goods, buying land, and the business is back on track in one month. Trillions of water began to roll.

Li Pan also connected his brain, blinked, and was connected to a hotel in the Yingzhou metropolitan area.

As soon as he walked out of the prosthetic containment cabin, Li Pan saw Koga Ogyue and Koga Asahime fighting in a nest.

"Hey, I'm paying you to do this? Didn't I ask you to play in your own time, specifically to get her off the moon? And what the hell is this? A rubber mattress??"

Li Pan went up and kicked Koga Longyue off Qianji's bed.

Haoyue quickly lay down on the floor and sat down.

“Private Marseille with red bean paste!”

"Okay, okay, clean up and put on your clothes," Li Pan waved impatiently, "Have you found Zhang Martin? Is it really him?"

"yes."

Koga Ogyue put away the mattress, put on her pajamas, knelt at Li Pan's feet and reported,

"My subordinates have found out that Zhang Martin was taken away by people from the Black Lotus Sect, who wanted to force him to become the leader."

"Oh? What kind of classic plot is this? Please tell me in detail?"

So Koga Ozuki gave a general introduction to her main job during this period besides being a girl.

I have to say that these ninjas are quite efficient at doing miscellaneous things. Although they get into fights at critical moments, most of them succeed more than they succeed. But the daily business efficiency is indeed quite high.

In just a few days, Koga Ogyue not only established a trading company in Yingzhou City, but also relied on huge financial support and various cosmic smuggled goods to deal with all forces in the Ming Dynasty. The whereabouts of Zhang Martin were quickly discovered through multiple channels.

This boy failed to reach Wudang Mountain. As soon as he left the city controlled by the imperial court, he was kidnapped by bandits in the mountains. Originally, he, a fat and fair boy, was going to be slaughtered and made into a hard dish, but that was There is always a way out.

Just because the head of Wudang disappeared, the defense of Wudang Mountain was empty. A demon from the Black Lotus Sect who was imprisoned in the back mountain of Wudang escaped. When he discovered that there were people living in the forest, he rushed over, killed all the bandits, and robbed them. I was full after eating.

Originally, he wanted to eat Zhang Martin together, but his stomach was full for a while, and seeing that Zhang Martin was too fat, it might not be easy to digest, so he planned to let him go for two days before eating, so he let him go for the time being and tied him up. Take away the food reserves...

"Wait!" Li Pan frowned, "What you said is too detailed, right? Did you see it from the side?"

Koga Ogyue nodded, opened a video website on the deep web, and played Zhang Martin's VLOG.

"That Zhang Martin brought several hidden cameras and recorded the whole process. He probably planned to make a Wudang Mountain travel program. These were all recorded and have been uploaded to the darknet platform of the local local area network one after another recently.

However, Gao Tianyuan is now cut off from QVN by the security system, and data interaction between the servers is interrupted and cannot be seen outside Yingzhou. The number of local clicks is quite high. "

Li Pan, "..."

Well, in short, the demon leader of the Black Lotus Sect took Zhang Martin to the Black Lotus Sect branch, but they heard that the leader of the Black Lotus Sect was also missing.

Well, now, the leaders of the black and white paths disappeared together, and I escaped from death with my magical skills. Doesn’t it mean that God wants me to be the overlord of this martial arts world?

So the devil took Zhang Martin into the Black Lotus Sect's secret realm for retreat. Why did he take Zhang Martin? Hey, what you said is that the Black Lotus Sect is not a cultivator. He can drink the northwest wind to satisfy his hunger. He is going to be in seclusion for ten days and a half. How can he not bring some dry food to prepare...

In short, this devil plans to recover his power first, then attack the Black Lotus Sect's magical skills. When the magic skills are mastered, he will fight for the position of the leader of the Black Lotus Sect. Finally, he will lead a crowd to besiege Wudang Mountain, avenge his years of imprisonment, and become the overlord of the martial arts world. Jianghu!

Then he went crazy and killed the ball...

Well, although I don’t know what happened, but according to Martin, this guy got so obsessed with his martial arts that he had many hallucinations, went insane, went crazy with convulsions, slapped himself on his body, and grabbed him to make him agree. As a result, his inexplicable skills were defeated by Zhang Martin. After sucking it dry, Zhang Martin came out of seclusion with great success...

As a result, Martin just came out of seclusion and didn't know the way. He happened to encounter the imperial army coming to encircle and suppress the Black Lotus Sect. He originally wanted to escape, but when he saw the Jin Yiwei slaughtering the people of the Black Lotus Sect, he couldn't bear it and tried to save them. As a result, he missed the target with a gust of wind and missed the gas tank, ignited the ammunition depot, and killed several people in the thousands of households. , and ended up directly on the court's wanted list.

Zhang Martin said that I was really in trouble, but the members of the Black Lotus Sect all regarded him as the reincarnation of Maitreya, elected him as the leader of the altar, and recommended him to run for election as the Dharma King of the Black Lotus Sect.

Zhang Martin said that I don't want it, but the Black Lotus sect didn't listen, and there were black and white masters who heard about the birth of the Black Lotus sect demon and came to challenge him, but they kept being sucked out of their inner strength by him.

Of course, Zhang Martin is not crazy. He just wants to protect himself. It is enough to win, and there is no need to commit a murder.

But the Black Lotus Sect were all shocked, saying that the magic skills we teach are all neurotic to the end. Which leader is not crazy and murders people, but you, this kid, can actually control it?

Say no more! You must come out and be this leader! That way everyone can live a few more years.

Zhang Martin said, wow, am I stupid? If you don’t become a good traffic influencer, how can you become a crazy cult leader?

However, the Black Lotus Sect is also a group of cunning people. It was obvious at a glance that this boy was a good person and his conscience was still intact, so he found a group of underage fanatical followers who were victims of the disaster and said that if you don't want to be the leader, we will kill him!

As a result, Zhang Martin was helpless, and he didn't know the way. He was trapped in the deep mountains and forests for a while. After figuring out the topography of the Black Lotus Sect's main altar, he tried to escape through the secret passage.

As a result, in the middle of escaping, he unexpectedly ran into dozens of masters from the Heaven and Earth Society who came to sneak attack the Demon Cult Headquarters...

Then after another period of useless negotiation of "I don't listen, I don't believe, I don't care, I just want to defeat you", Zhang Martin was beaten again, and was forced to drain the internal energy of dozens of Tiandihui masters. Not only did he accidentally complete it After defeating the Heaven and Earth Society and saving the Black Lotus Sect, he accidentally sprained his ankle, triggered the secret passage mechanism, opened the Black Lotus Sect's secret room, and found the treasures and magical skills collected by the previous leaders.

Now the Black Lotus cult members are convinced, why did you find the treasure that other cult leaders couldn't find at once? What is destiny? This special horse is called destiny!

Zhang Martin said that it might be because most of your previous leaders were mentally ill, and the Qing Gong went up and down like the wind, so you don’t have to take the ordinary path...

But people don't listen. Now everyone in the Black Lotus Sect, talking about Zhang Martin, is like, wow, leader Zhang, leader Zhang is so handsome, leader, leader is awesome, he looks like a fangirl.

And Zhang Martin was completely numb, so he had to use the remaining power to take pictures of these VLOGs, stuff them into the shopping bag and take them out of the mountain, hoping that if someone saw them, he would come to save his life. Now he is being detained by these crazy people from the Black Lotus Sect every day. He was forced to practice Qigong and was forced to take medicated inner elixirs and tonic pills, which made his face lose weight...

Li Pan felt numb after watching "The Adventures of Martin".

"...Why, no one believes him?"

Hazy Moon shrugged,

"The imperial court and the Heaven and Earth Society are gnashing their teeth with hatred. They feel that this guy got an advantage and acted like a good boy. It is too arrogant to start a live broadcast to ridicule. However, now that the head of Wudang has disappeared, the Baidao Wulin has been hit hard by this Leader Zhang. It is leaderless and no one can defeat it. He had no choice but to grit his teeth and endure it.

However, the response from the people seems to be good. Many underworld rebels turned to the Black Lotus Sect when they saw that the Black Lotus Sect finally became the best in the world. Now those rebels in the Ming Dynasty have rebelled against the king and have publicly elected leader Zhang as their leader. They have taken up the banner of the Black Lotus Sect and attacked the important imperial towns from all sides.

It is said that even the Security Bureau was alerted and sent envoys to deliver money, food and ammunition. It seems to me that they are planning to support the Black Lotus Sect, overthrow the imperial court, and attack the pro-Takamagahara forces. "

Li Pan, "It's all a mess..."