I'm not a cyberpsycho

"Boss, how do you feel now?"

Ah Qi took pictures of Li Pan with her tablet computer, and the spider drone also turned on its camera and circled around Li Pan.

"I'm so hungry when I'm riding a horse..."

Li Pan grinned and let out a piercing scream, as if high-pressure air was shot from a spray gun, blowing off Aqi's hood.

Aqi had no choice but to type, "...What is the boss talking about?"

Spider pose. 18, "I'll probably ask you to turn back."

Aqi, "I've put it back. When the company called the police just now, I was told to put it back on the phone."

Li Pan screamed, "Oh, it's over..."

Ah Qi, "What is he talking about now?"

Spider Shi. Eighteen, "How do I know! His chip is not built-in, and I can't connect to it. Do you want to delete his files?"

Li Pan screamed, "Eighteen!!"

Spider pose. Eighteen, "Look at him and confirm."

Aqi, "Boss, don't give up, maybe you can be saved! Believe in yourself, you can do it!"

Li Pan screamed, "Aqi!!"

Spider pose. 18, "Can you only shout once? Ah Qi, poke him and see how many times he shouts."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

Aqi said, "Boss, don't worry, I'll call the headquarters and ask how to handle it."

Spider Style. 18, "No, he was not here a few days ago. The Technical Department of the General Administration contacted me several times, saying that the F58 'sheet' radiation fluctuations reached a critical point. I suggested that he not continue stimulating it. I told them that he must have thought it was happening." It’s a safety hazard, I really need to delete the boss’ file.”

Li Pan screamed, "Why didn't you tell me before?"

Spider Style.18, "You've been asking Huang Dahe."

Li Pan screamed, "You understand!"

Spider pose. Eighteen, "You can guess even if you don't understand."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

Aqi, "Okay, Shiba, stop teasing the boss. Boss, why are you standing still? Can't you move?"

Li Pan turned to look at Ah Qi, slowly raised his right hand, turned around, and punched the other side.

"boom!"

This punch actually broke the sound barrier! High-pressure air waves oscillated and spread in the sealed warehouse. The strong air pressure almost blew Aqi and Spider Shiba away!

Li Pan screamed, "I'm going to move to Mach 5 now! I can't hold it back!"

Aqi and Spider Shiba looked at each other.

"There is nothing we can do. Let the boss be alone for now. Maybe he will be fine again in three days."

Li Pan screamed, "Fuck!"

"Yes, boss, why not try the silver key? Some things must be solved by the world over there."

Li Pan, "..."

Aqi and Spider-Shiba were not of much help. They recorded the video data, wrote a report and left.

Although Li Pan could pierce the sheets with his fingers, he couldn't control the force, and he would get a big gash on his face if he wasn't careful.

Silver key? It seems that this is the only way.

Li Pan moved his hand and took out a silver key. This was already the third key that the sheets had tricked him into...

For a moment he couldn't find the keyhole, so he opened his mouth and swallowed the key.

The effect is immediate.

Li Pan opened his eyes and saw the beard.

"Xian, Teacher Xian..."

In the same cell, Xiantong put his hands behind his back, looked down at Li Pan, who was lying on his back, and shook his head.

"Looking at my posture, you actually have to stay in concentration for ten months. Your soul is too weak. You haven't woken up yet."

One, one month?

Why, is one day in reality as long as one month in this dream world?

"In a dream? Haha, Qingyun, that piece of genius outside the sky is an illusion. It is the nest carefully selected by your elders to help you hatch.

When you wake up completely from the egg shell, nothing will change here, but everything over there will disappear and turn into passing smoke. You said, which side is the dream? "

Wha, what? Fantasy? incubation? Egg shell?

Li Pan was stunned for a moment, subconsciously touched his face, and then scratched his chest.

He even pulled out a white handkerchief!

What an illusion! This material! Isn't this a bed sheet? Didn’t the sheets travel through time with me?

"Oh, things are not things."

Xiantong waved his hand, and the white handkerchief automatically fell into his slender fingers without any wind.

"That's good. Since you brought it from Xuyuan, I am destined to use it as a teacher to refine a magic weapon and protect it for you."

What?

Before Li Pan could react, Xiantong waved his sleeves in front of him.

The next moment, the world was spinning, and when he opened his eyes again, Li Pan found that he had come out of prison.

And the scenery in front of me...how to describe the scenery in front of me...

Dark, depressing, weird

The first thing that catches the eye is the ocean.

A vast black ocean, the water is like oil, darker than oil, and more viscous than oil. The sea surface is motionless and motionless, not even a breath of wind or waves. The flat and matte mirror surface is like a huge piece of turtle paste.

And the sky is purple. The sky is a mysterious deep purple. Thick clouds cover the sky, and even when you look up, you can't see a single star shining down.

Then Li Pan lowered his head again, turned around and looked around.

He found himself standing on a piece of gray land, which was a black ocean, a gray island, two to three thousand meters in diameter, the size of a light aircraft carrier deck, and a Taoist temple on a slightly raised hill.

The style of the Taoist temple was slightly similar to what Li Pan had seen before, and the Jiuyin Temple in Zhongshan. When he looked up, the silhouette of the figure walking into the Taoist temple was clearly Xiantong. This was probably the Supreme Supreme Being. The dojo of the palace.

It was pitch black outside and there was nothing interesting to see, so Li Pan followed him into the temple and saw a fairy carved from purple jade standing on the shrine facing the door. She had a fly whisk on her arm, pearls in her hand, and a precious robe and dharma crown. It is very fine on the outside, and even the decorative runes on the silk scarf are clearly visible, but the face of the fairy is smooth and clean, as if the sculptor specially concealed the face of the fairy.

"bye."

Xiantong's voice came from his ears, but the person had turned into the temple and disappeared.

Li Pan also understood and knew that this fairy was probably the ancestor of the sect, so he knelt down on the futon in front of the shrine, kowtowed nine times, performed the disciple's ceremony, and then entered the inner gate.

After entering the mountain gate, the layout of the nine rooms in the first three courtyards is exactly the same. The atrium is extremely wide and flat like a martial arts training ground. It is surrounded by Zen rooms for meditation. There are only beds, tables, chairs and futons in the rooms. They should be for monks. residence.

After walking through the Three Ways of Zen Temple, there is a large academy. There are desks and desks in the main hall, which is decorated like a private school.

Walking further inside is the Alchemy Courtyard. There is a huge alchemy furnace in the courtyard, which seems to be made of some kind of black iron. It has nine floors, each floor is decorated with rare birds and monsters, and there is a glazed lens on the furnace body, so you can see the blue in the furnace. The fire was leaping, as if there were thousands of gold, jewels and jade inside, rolling endlessly, colorful and colorful.

Li Pan took a curious look and suddenly heard a crisp golden sound of "Dang!" and saw that on the alchemy furnace, on the third floor from the bottom, a toad sculpture suddenly opened its mouth and spit out a toad. A faint green pill is held in the mouth.

As soon as the toad opened its mouth, Li Pan could smell a strange fragrance from a distance. When he got closer, he saw that it was indeed the scent of red pills reflected from the powdered green pills. What hit his nostrils was the aroma of herbs, the kind in 0791 Li Pan had stayed in a place full of metal and garbage for too long. He hadn't smelled it for many years, and his mouth watered involuntarily.

Dig the grass! The elixir!

Teacher Xian’s message,

"What this furnace is refining is the Jiuzhen Xiaohuan Dan, which can replenish Qi and regenerate energy, strengthen the foundation and cultivate the energy. The elixir has not been refined yet. The ones that come out now are all miscellaneous. You can clean them every three days from now on. The elixir residue is Throw it into the sea and feed it to the fish.”

Oh, feed the fish...so it can be eaten?

Li Pan picked a pill from the toad's mouth and put it in his mouth.

Oh, what a shame!

It's like eating a giant popping candy! The blooming fresh fragrance pours into the intestines like a whirlwind and fills the mouth and nose! This Dan Qi is so rich that it seems to be liquefied. You don’t even need to swallow it. You just hold it on your tongue and you can swallow a big mouthful of Dan Qi with just a movement of your throat!

Li Pan was so greedy that he took Xiao Huan Dan in his mouth and sucked it hard, feeling the unpredictable fragrance of hundreds of flowers and plants sliding across the coating of his tongue. He really had never eaten such delicious food in his life! And it really makes you feel full!

You don’t even need to concentrate on meditating and practicing magical skills, and your whole body’s energy and energy will be fully restored automatically! The meridians and organs are filled with cool and comfortable Qi currents, as if the long-drought land has been moistened and irrigated by drizzle, completely restored to life!

full HP resurrection!

Oh my God! What a baby! I really like being a fairy!

Teacher Xian was speechless.

"...Why are you making so much fuss over a small pill? Come to the backyard."

"oh oh!"

Li Pan got up with great energy, rolled the Xiao Huan Dan in his mouth and was reluctant to swallow it, so he continued walking in according to the instructions of the voice transmission, and came to the backyard of Shangzhen Temple.

On the ground in the backyard, I saw a huge magic plate that looked like an ancient compass. There were at least hundreds of circles inside and outside, and each circle had hundreds of densely packed characters. In the middle of the hair plate, a handkerchief was floating. State of white sheets, while sitting high on the altar.

Seeing Li Pan coming, Xian Tong kneaded the formula with one hand, and pointed at the Dharma plate from time to time, and then the circles of the Dharma plate began to change automatically, from the outside to the inside, opening the center of the formation, shining out a golden light!

Xiantong's other hand held a whisk and flicked it, instantly blowing out a strong wind. He pulled out the handkerchief and it fell on the golden light, which was illuminated completely!

In this way, from time to time, he would make a gesture, change the formation, shake his hands and twitch, causing the handkerchief in the formation to fly up and down. The golden light was reflected in the air, and it was unable to fall to the ground.

"Okay! Teacher Xian did a good job! This tattered bed sheet should be spanked!"

Li Pan applauded.

Xiantong glanced at him and said, "Shut up. Follow me."

ah? study? What to study? Learn this? This, how do you learn this? It’s not a system, right...

Li Pan felt dizzy for a while, but he still tried his best to memorize the opponent's hand gestures.

Xiantong performed one hundred and eight tricks with one hand before stopping. Then he put on the whisk and stretched out his hand, and the handkerchief floated to his palm without any wind.

"Remember how much."

Li Pan waterfall sweated, "One, a little bit."

"hehe."

Xiantong handed over the handkerchief.

"Just remember it, take it and use it."

Li Pan took the handkerchief, looked down, and saw nine more golden runes like talismans on the white silk cloth than before. Anyway, he didn't recognize any of them.

"Uh...teacher, can you demonstrate again, sir?"

When I looked up, I saw that the teacher was gone again...

"This is an extraterrestrial thing. I have added one hundred and eight layers of dharma seals. The nine changes under the urn are also considered to be high-grade magic weapons. They are enough to ensure that you can reach the point of 'refining qi and becoming a god'. I, the Great Supreme Dao, have my own true inheritance." For this, you can practice it yourself.”

There was a sound transmission from thousands of miles away, and then a gust of wind blew open the doors of the backyard, revealing rows of bookshelves in the side room.

The bookshelves are even more packed with scriptures, scrolls and bamboo slips, piled as high as a hill.

Li Pan was dumbfounded. He walked into a random room and took a book to read...

grass! I was so drunk that I almost didn’t recognize the other words except for ‘九’ and ‘Yin’!

No, Master Xian! Let’s start with literacy, shall we? He is half illiterate!

But Master Xian ignored him. He taught him a style of marksmanship, refined a magic weapon, and then left his apprentice to study on his own. He ran off to nowhere and became autistic.

How can I fix this?

Li Pan scratched his head in worry, looked at the heavenly books that he could not bear to read a word of, and then looked at the handkerchief in his hand.

Well...let's start with this.

Li Pan thought about it carefully and found that he could actually remember all 108 handprints of Xiantong.

Strange, when did his memory become so good?

But it didn't matter. Li Pan tried to imitate Master Xian's movements and tricks according to his memory.

One thing to say is that he might actually have some talent for cultivating immortals, but that's not necessarily true, because just now Li Pan could not only see the hand gestures, but also see the cyan flame energy flowing from Xiantong's body converging on his fingertips, and pouring into his hands respectively. and the circuit on the instrument.

Of course, this should be something Master Xian specially let him see in order to give guidance to his disciples.

Just as he was full after eating a Xiao Huan Dan, his whole body was full of strength, so Li Pan tried to mobilize the breath in his body. He performed the formula with his left hand and a white handkerchief in his right hand. He breathed while performing the formula, infusing his Qi into On the sheets.

But there's a problem.

Li Pan clearly felt that it was okay at first, but every three tricks, the energy and energy consumed would double!

When the twelve talismans were pinched in this way, the first golden talisman on the handkerchief began to shine, blooming with colorful light. But Li Panye's whole body had been drained of 90% of his true energy, and he could not pull out the thirteenth technique even if he died.

Li Pan also knew that he had reached his limit, so he looked outside the room, waved his hand, and threw the white handkerchief out.

The white handkerchief flew out with a huff, and grew long in the wind. In the blink of an eye, it became the size of a bed sheet again!

But this time, Li Pan could feel that he could control the 'sheet' to fly in the sky as he pleased.

As his thoughts moved, the 'sheet' flew away at a speed of Mach 5, flying dozens of times around the island in the sky. However, Li Pan's remaining energy was quickly exhausted, and there was a dull pain in his temples. The 'sheet' moved as he pleased, flew back, turned into a 'handkerchief' again, and fell back into Li Pan's hand.

Hmm... It's actually quite easy to operate, and with the Five Machs, just throwing it out and hitting someone can kill them...

However, to use this sheet magic weapon, you need to perform twelve tricks first, and now Li Pan can only use it for three to five seconds before all the energy in his body is exhausted. In addition to energy, it seems that his spirit is also depleted. Now he clearly feels a headache. My eyes are splitting, my upper and lower eyelids are fighting, it's like staying up for three days and three nights in an Internet cafe without sleeping, and I'm about to faint.

It is estimated that with his current three-turn and nine-yin refining skills, he will not be able to use advanced things like magic weapons for the time being.

So Li Pan quickly went to the alchemy furnace to get a small pill to eat. The physical energy that had been exhausted just now was replenished in an instant. It's just that the headache has not gone away. I am still very tired. My thinking speed has slowed down significantly. I can't even remember how to perform some Taoist techniques.

It seems that there is still a skill CD for using magic weapons, so there is no bug in throwing magic weapon cards while taking drugs.

So Li Pan took the Xiaohuan Dan in his mouth, sat down to practice the Nine Yins, refined his body, and adjusted his breath to return to Qi.

Perhaps he was too tired after using the magic weapon, so he fell asleep as soon as his head sank and his eyes closed.

When he opened his eyes again, Li Pan found that he was back as expected. He was lying in the warehouse, and the 'sheet' covering his head had turned into a 'handkerchief'. He was holding it in his right hand, and he could still clearly see the handkerchief. There are nine shining golden talismans on it.

...Are you dreaming just now or are you dreaming now...

Li Pan got up, folded the 'handkerchief' and stuffed it into his formal coat pocket.

Leng Buding had his head wrapped in sheets, his glasses were broken, and most of the artificial leather on his body was torn and chapped. Fortunately, he had taken off his gloves in advance to practice boxing, otherwise the chip would have been damaged and cost hundreds of thousands more.

Looking up and looking around, Li Pan found four lamppost-like things erected next to him, which were connected to a portable power supply nearby. They projected a blue wall of light, enveloping him in a cubic light mask.

Li Pan couldn't figure out what this light wall was for a while, but he didn't dare to touch it with his hands.

Fortunately, the door opened at this time, and Spider Shiba entered the warehouse carrying a heavy machine gun, rocket launcher and a bunch of messy equipment. The camera glanced at Li Pan and immediately put the barrel of the gun behind him.

"Oh boss! You took down that monster in just ten minutes! We knew you could do it!"

"Smelly girl...what is this?"

Spider style. Eighteen closes the lamppost,

"The technical department recommends bed sheet storage management measures. The experimental equipment can release high molecular polymers and generate some kind of protective barrier based on the anti-Newtonian fluid principle. The faster the object, the harder it is to penetrate the wall, but The disadvantage is that irradiation with high-energy lasers may induce a chain reaction."

"Oh... the technical department?" Li Pan was curious, "How did you get into the technical department? What's going on inside?"

Spider pose. Eighteen,

"When the warehouse calls the police, all temporary workers and assets will receive emergency permission to enter the equipment warehouse to obtain special props for monsters. I didn't go in because I didn't know the situation in the laboratory underneath.

However, there are quite a lot of weird things in the warehouse. There are many prototypes, test machines, and semi-finished products whose original purpose cannot be seen. I think they are all temporarily made by the previous employees in order to manage and control monsters.

But boss, how did you subdue this monster? "

That's right. After all, the previous manager obviously didn't have the ability to subdue monsters using immortality methods like Li Pan. He probably still had to rely on technological equipment.

"It's not a big deal, just have a dream and it will be solved."