I'm not a cyberpsycho

"Art? Is it a tea bowl or something like that?"

"Well, it's like pots and pans, bottles and jars, you know, company directors, people like this style, they want to collect cultural antiques, fragments of prehistoric civilization and so on. It seems that they are cultural People.

In short, you must understand that when you reach the level of company director, you no longer care about money. "

We have been entertained all night, so of course we have to talk about work seriously.

So Kiriko Shiranui was packed and shipped directly, put on the company's shuttle, and then went back to pick up the goods and deliver them to Wuche Academy. Wow, another six million arrived in her account.

Li Pan and Keiko Saito formally discussed the company's merger and acquisition case.

Saito Keiko is not a lunatic. She doesn't dare to pack up the Tokugawa family's assets and give them to the company. She is just acting as a representative to discuss part of the shares in Saito House, and may help old customers buy a few villas for monsters. The company's introduction of capital flow will also provide a backer to tide over the current difficulties.

Li Pan ate and took everything, and he agreed to say more nice things to Keiko, but he still hinted to her that he was just a wage earner, and he still had to prepare some souvenirs for his bosses as a matter of etiquette.

Saito Keiko finally breathed a sigh of relief, probably secretly thinking that I risked my life to play forty-eight moves with you, and almost broke my waist, so I finally gave in to the trap.

So he immediately took Li Pan to the warehouse to select antiques.

Oriental people don't just have a lot of tea bowls. The Oda family especially likes to hold tea parties, and Saitoya Onsen naturally has matching tea sets. These things theoretically belong to the Oda family, but since the Oda family is gone, who cares about you? If someone really checks it, won't you burn down the warehouse?

So Li Pan walked around the warehouse twice and saw the 'jar' as expected. Although they look exactly the same, they don't look as 'disgusting' as they did in the previous dream.

Is it because it's empty...

So Li Pan pretended to ask casually,

"Hey, General, this jar belongs to your family? And where's the family crest?"

Unexpectedly, Saito Keiko came over to take a look, then turned to Li Pan silently,

"Manager, are you here specifically for this jar?"

Li Pan couldn't help but be stunned. He didn't expect that the other party was so sharp and saw through it immediately.

Keiko sighed,

"I knew... this was just a laser-printed fake. The original had been taken away by Kiriko. She is now in your hands. If you want to know anything, you should ask her."

Li Pan thought about it and decided not to hide it from this charming landlady.

"Female general, your family has been running this hot spring for generations, so you should know about the elves, right?"

After hearing that Li Pan even talked about the elves, Saito Keiko nodded.

"I heard a little bit that there was an elven village hidden here before, but it was later destroyed. So I said from the beginning that the Eternal Spring Soup and so on are all nonsense and just a gimmick to attract tourists."

Li Pan pointed to the jar,

"Then have you ever wondered why the jounin of Wuche must come to your hot spring house to work? Why must he come to buy this jar in your hand?"

Saito Keiko was silent for a moment. It was obvious that she was by no means ignorant, but was still weighing whether or not to speak.

So Li Pan increased the weight.

"Keiko, you entertained me with all your heart last night, and I also felt your kindness. Moreover, I saw your plan and saw that you didn't want to take advantage of the opportunity to escape. Instead, you wanted to preserve the family business as much as possible and prevent Saito House from being ruined. Take it into your own hands.

So how about this? Regardless of whether the head office can do it or not, I, Li Pan, am a bit thin in the Night City. The Security Bureau, Ye Family, Yu Chai, etc. all give me some face. I think it’s just a hot spring house. Coverable. If you have any problems, I will help you solve them. Will you believe me? "

Saito Keiko sighed and leaned into Li Pan's arms again.

"How could I not believe in Li Sang's ability? I still don't know how much Wu Zi has, let alone Wu Che who would so easily take 6 million to ransom him.

I can only obey your orders, I just ask you to take care of them when you remember them. "

Wow, this boss lady really knows how to flatter men. Li Pan gave her a few words and rubbed her around until she got angry again. He quickly coughed and said seriously,

"Ahem! Of course! If you, boss lady, can help me once, how can I, Li Pan, be the one who doesn't know how to repay me in return?"

Saito Keiko didn't dare to hide it, so she told Li Pan roughly the rumors inside the Saito family, as well as some of the secrets that Shiranui Kiriko communicated with her.

In short, this thing is a magic jar that seals the devil.

According to the elven documents found in the ruins near the hot spring, there is some kind of demon from another dimension sealed in this magic jar. As long as this demon comes into contact with liquid, it becomes infinitely powerful. It can also divide and parasitize and control its host. If left unchecked, the entire population and the entire planet can be melted, devoured, completely corrupted, and merged into one natural disaster.

And these elves were ordered to seal the demon god, so they took a starship and came to the world of 0791. They suppressed the clay pot that suppressed the demon god under the volcano and guarded it for generations to prevent the demon god from breaking the seal.

"Sealed under the volcano?"

"That's what the document said. Bury it deep underground and seal it with a river of lava to prevent the devil from escaping. But from the later geological survey, it seems that a long time ago, the Hakone volcano erupted, changing the landscape, and the underground water changed its course, so it was There is a hot spring of eternity flowing out. Maybe some of the demon gods broke through the seal and caused the destruction of the elf village."

Saito Keiko recalled,

"Of course, these are all found out by Wuzi's investigation. She has wanted to get this jar more than once.

The first time was thirty years ago, when I was still in high school at Jinyao College. During a public communication class at an art exhibition, I promoted a hot spring tea party held by my family, and one of the photos captured this jar.

So Wuzi and her classmates came to me and said they wanted to work in my hot spring house during the summer. But then something happened and nine people died. Only Wuzi survived.

The incident at that time had a great impact on my family's reputation. I was so angry that I questioned Kiriko. She was also mentally traumatized, so she told me these things and revealed that she was actually a trainee demon-sealing ninja from Wuche. The team came here for the genin exam, but they never expected that so many people would die in the first demon sealing trial.

At that time, she begged me to give the jar to her, but this thing was put here by Takamawara's name, and I checked and found that we had an agreement with your company, saying that this jar must never leave the scope of Hakone Volcano. So I refused.

Later, five cars of people picked her up, and the jar was never mentioned again. "

Saito Keiko paused and sent a photo of a document contract, which was clearly the company's paper contract, to Li Pan as a witness, and then continued,

"I once thought I would never see Kiriko again, but then the war ended, the imperial clan was disbanded, and Kiriko became Wu Che's teacher, a free ninja without any subordinates.

She told me that although the mission failed at first, because of her experience of surviving the Demon Sealing, Kiriko was still reused and became a Demon Sealed Ninja. Later, she started to come to our hot spring house to work from time to time. She didn’t have to spend any money, as long as she was with me. He rented a jar and said he was going to study and practice ninjutsu, borrow the power of the devil to practice or something.

She is indeed a professional ninja and has the ability to make men yearn for it. As long as she promises not to take the jar away, I agree to let her keep it. Alas, she was working as a ninja outside, pretending to infiltrate everywhere and assassinate demons. She was always under great pressure because I knew her true identity, and she ended up becoming best friends with me. "

Saito Keiko took Li Pan to Wuzi's private employee housing.

The jar is indeed here, just smell it, and it's so dirty, it's an old spittoon mixed with various dark matter slime human body fluids! What kind of dark practice are you doing on a daily basis? Damn it!

Even Li Pan, who worked illegally in the garbage dump, was shocked. Saito Keiko covered her face and ran out.

In line with the serious and responsible attitude of the Monster Company manager, Li Pan still took a closer look.

Apart from a cloud of turbid and disgusting stained mucus, nothing could be seen clearly. It was simply chaos itself...

Li Pan thought for a while and imitated the sound of his tongue,

"てけり——り, てけり——り..."

So a bunch of eyeballs bubbled out of the turbid mucus in the tank, like fish rising to the surface to breathe...

Ouch! Oh, Githesgg is so disgusting!

Don't tell me that this is what you soak in the hot springs!

Li Pan shook his head quickly, really not wanting to see or think about it anymore.

Then the eyeball group also disappeared. I don't know if it sank again or if it was a simple hallucination. There was still a piece of sticky, horrible and disgusting chaotic water in the jar.

Li Pan also came out to take a breath and looked at Saito Keiko who had a look on her face that said, "Take this disgusting thing away quickly."

"I have to explain the situation to the company. It's best to provide me with the original contract you provided before. If there is some kind of seal under the volcano, then it is indeed better to keep this jar with you.

How about this, I apply for the company to sign an outsourced warehouse contract with Saito House, hold shares in proportion, and pay the warehouse management and maintenance fees regularly, and the jars will be left to you for safekeeping. Anyway, nothing has happened for so long, so it will be as usual. Come on, don't mess around and cause problems.

In this way, Saitoya can be regarded as a joint venture partner of the company and is protected. "

"Of course I have no objection if you can arrange it this way, but it can be done as usual?" Keiko Saito frowned, "Do you still want Kiriko to take care of it?"

Li Pan shook his head,

"She must not be allowed to interfere anymore. She can swallow such disgusting things. It seems that she has fallen deeply into her bones.

If there really is a will like a 'demonic god' in this jar, then according to our definition, she might also be an 'apostle' that needs to be guarded.

Anyway, let's put it back in the warehouse first. I'll go talk to the people in the fifth car. Since the incident happened because of them, they have to take responsibility. "

With this being finalized, Li Pan suddenly thought of another thing,

"By the way, female general, you just mentioned that you graduated from Jinyao Women's College? Or the middle school department? Pure gold?"

Saito Keiko pursed her lips and smiled,

"The manager is really well-informed. Do you know the nickname in this small circle? In fact, when I went to school, the situation was not so extreme as relying on donations to enter. Although it was a college that mainly served children of the upper class, three generations of the family had to be reviewed when enrolling. , but you still have to pass the exam and interview.

Our family is not a wealthy family, but we are close servants of the board of directors, so we are taken care of by regular customers and have the opportunity to enter school. Do those young ladies also need maids to take care of them? Haha, by the way, I still have my school uniform and maid outfit. Li Sang, do you want to take a look? "

"Okay ahem! Another day, another day ahem!"

So he and the female general asked about the address of Jinyao Academy, and Li Pan left in the floating car, first escorting Shiranui to the Five Car Academy.

Of course, six million is more important. Kotaro should just hold on.

"Manager, I am Yamazaki, I, I finally climbed Mt. Hakone!"

Well……

"Oh, Yamazaki, that's it. I just got information that there may be some kind of ancient seal under the volcano! It may be related to the safety of the Night City! The matter is too important to let anything go wrong! Please go down the mountain to check and take a photo for me. Me ha."

"Yes, yes, I promise to complete the mission!"

Ahem, six million is more important. We can arrange a car to pick up Yamazaki when we get back.

I saw the nine-headed Principal Koga again.

Today, Principal Koga is wearing a formal short skirt, an open-collar shirt, a ponytail with glasses, and beautiful legs in stockings, showing off her true qualities as an OL lady.

She stomped onto the shuttle, folded her arms, and looked at her jounin friend who was packed into a rubber mattress with a cold expression. She glared at Li Pan coldly, as if she wanted to eat him alive.

Li Pan laughed and slapped Huo Guo, making her tremble wildly.

"Why, isn't it packed tightly? Isn't it still alive and kicking? Is it better to take it apart and give it to you?"

Koga Asaki narrowed her eyes and said coldly,

"Private message link, don't waste my time."

"Why, transfer money, wait, wait, wait, the electronic contract is being processed, I don't want to be taxed. Oh, by the way, Principal Koga, do you know what this is?"

Li Pan said, taking out a vase and taking out the plastic bag containing the mucus.

"This, I heard it was the Demon God sealed under Hakone, the kind that would leak into the sea. It should be your Demon-Sealing Ninja who is responsible for the seal, right? I seem to have heard enthusiastic netizens say that the Demon God's seal was stolen. Power, is it a capital offense for you demon-sealed ninjas?

But guess what, the devil came out of her hole! Cool! How disgusting! I have a video, do you want to watch it? "

Koga Qianji was shocked. It seemed that she also knew a lot of information and completely understood what Li Pan meant.

"So I said, Mr. Principal, how do you demon-sealing ninjas do things? Are you really giving up all your skills? You even take out the demons you have sealed and use them for yourself? Hey, do you have any spirit of contract? !Where is the spirit of craftsmanship! Ah!?”

Li Pan smiled so brightly that he walked directly in front of Koga Asahime, so close that the principal even took a step back. Apparently he didn't want to be slandered anymore and hit someone with the ball.

"You, you guy..."

Principal Koga bit his lip, but was interrupted again before he could speak.

"Hey, hey! Who's that guy? It's Manager Li, okay! Five cars of your people came to assassinate me. I'll forget the blame and help you solve a big problem. I'll wipe Principal Koga's ass clean, right? !

Do you have to call your benefactor a little bitch? How do you set an example to others! Are you misleading me? Principal Sensai~~~! "

"Gu..."

Koga Asanhime was so angry that she really wanted to draw her sword and kill someone, but she still gritted her silver teeth and burst out:

"Yes, I made a mistake. Thank you for your help."

Ha, I really apologized. This person is quite interesting. These days, he still maintains a strange sense of responsibility and honor, and treats the incompetent students and teachers of Wuche Academy as if they are lumberjacks.

It's a big mistake.

Then Li Pan's expression changed, he smiled and said,

"Wouldn't it be better like this earlier? Sense! Why bother to fight and kill? Let's be fair, how many times have you assassinated me? How long have I stopped being private with you and sent you back intact? What on earth is this? Is there anyone as open-minded as me?

But one code is the same, my own affairs don't matter, I am aggrieved and aggrieved, the dumb man eats Coptis chinensis, he just swallows it by himself. But matters related to public safety cannot be so private!

What if five of you ninjas open seals everywhere, break the tacit understanding, use the sealed demons to strengthen themselves, and spread the word that the City of Night has no regard for peace? Do you think the company will think so? What would the Safety Committee think? "

"Hiss...hoo..."

Koga Asahime took a deep breath, straightened her expression,

"I understand, you're right."

Li Pan smiled, "That's good if you understand. Then how much do you think the safety of the teachers and students of Wuche College is worth?"

Principal Koga said seriously,

"Of course it is a priceless treasure. What you taught me, Manager Li, is that Kiriko Shiranui secretly opened the Demon God's seal and violated the taboo of the Demon Sealed Ninjas in the imperial court. What she did was unforgivable. Since she violated the taboo of the Demon Sealed Ninja, naturally It should be clear that the punishment should be fair and there should be no cover-up!

Although she and I have been comrades-in-arms for many years, in order to protect Wuche and the students, I had no choice but to make a painful decision.

Shiranui Kiriko! As the head ninja of Koga, I, Asahime Koga, will remove you from the five carriages! From now on, you are a traitor! "

"...Ah, ah?"

"You can hand her over to the Security Bureau, or it doesn't matter if you dismantle her. Anyway, the college's surveillance has recorded your car. In short, our five cars will no longer be in charge."

After saying that, Koga Asaki turned around and left.

"Ah, hey, hey! You are regretting it, Bichi! No, wait! Wait! Six million! No! Principal! The price is negotiable, principal! Think about it again, principal!"

Principal Koga has left. After a quick glance, I don’t know where he has gone. He is obviously wearing high heels and looks so neat...

WTF, WTF? ? ?

Li Pan was stunned.

No, it was a good six million, why was it gone in just three sentences? ?

Shiranui Kiriko, "Oh oh oh oh oh..."

Li Pan was furious. He went up and fired his bow left and right, causing a wave of fright and fright.

"Why are you still ooohing! It's all your fault! If you can't come up with six million to redeem yourself, don't give it to me!"

Kiriko Shiranui said, "Oh!"

Li Pan, "..."

That's right, I haven't even asked her how much money she has? Anyway, the six million he got flew away, so Li Pan shrugged and took off the chew in her mouth.

"Hahaha……"

Shiranui Kiriko moved her teeth, drooled a mouthful of saliva, and gasped,

"I...I have...six million...let me go and I'll give you six million..."

Then Li Pan smiled like a flower again,

"Hey, if you had just said no, then you would have made me go around in such a big circle. It's a deal!"