I'm Not a Detective

The strict hierarchy in Japanese society is not just for words, work meals are also divided into three, six or nine levels. When distributing "work meals", Takeshi Nanahara, Eri Nakano, Ruri Qingmi and Mana received three lacquer boxes and a bowl of soup, while other criminal police officers and forensics section staff only had two lacquer boxes and a bottle of water. The gap is still quite obvious. of.

But others are not dissatisfied. After all, when you are out in the field, you usually can’t even eat eel donburi (rice bowl). Now you can eat eel-heavy rice. This usually refers to double or multi-layered eel rice packed in an exquisite lacquer box. It can definitely be considered a big meal. There is nothing to complain about.

Takeshi Nanahara originally wanted to find out the real murderer and go home directly, but of course he wouldn't miss it if he could get a big meal for free. Since the murderer couldn't escape anyway, he just ate with a smile and slapped Qingmi Ruri's little claws by the way. After a while, he said with a smile: "Just stop eating. Have you forgotten that you still need to nourish your spleen and stomach today? Just watch me eat."

Qingjian Liuli said unhappily: "But I also want to eat something. You ate half a chicken in the morning. I only drank a few mouthfuls of soup."

"You deserve it." Takeshi Nanabahara gave her the boiled eel liver soup and said with a smile, "Go on and drink the soup, otherwise I will scream. Someone ate seven bowls of rice last night and this morning he had a stomachache that made him unable to stand up. .”

Seeing that Ruri couldn't help it, Qing pouted and smelled the fish liver soup, feeling it was a bit bitter and definitely not tasty. Then, seeing that Takeshi Nanahara was ready to eat, he dug out a corner of the lunch box to observe the quality - it was in a beautiful lacquer box There is a layer of kabayaki eel on top of a layer of rice. It looks like there are three layers of rice and three layers of eel.

Layers of rice, layers of eel, really multiple layers.

Takeshi took a look and felt that the ingredients seemed to be fine, so he took a small taste of the kabayaki eel - the kabayaki in kabayaki refers to the kabayaki fan. It originally refers to using the kabayaki fan to slowly roast the eel over a small fire, repeatedly brushing it with the sauce, but Nowadays, the making of eel rice has been divided into three main streams: Kanto, Kansai, and Kyushu, with dozens of small schools. The production techniques include steaming first and then baking, baking first and then steaming, baking without steaming, steaming and baking, then steaming, and baking. There are many types of dishes, such as sansho pepper or sansho pepper when steamed. The traditional meaning of low-fire kabayaki is no longer strong, and it usually refers to the repeated brushing of sauce.

Takeshi Nanahara nodded slightly after taking a bite of Kabayaki-roasted eel. He tasted the rice again and felt that overall it was okay and a bit unique.

Qingmi Ruri had only eaten eel donburi, and had never tasted this kind of multi-eel rice. She felt that the layers of eel moistened the rice, and it looked delicious. She looked at him eagerly, swallowed her saliva and asked, "Is it delicious?" "

Takeshi Nanabaru said: "It's okay. I guess it's an old shop that specializes in eel. It's a decent fresh river eel. The meat quality is decent, and the sauce is interesting. I'll try it..." He tasted the taste and asked others. The ancestral formula is indistinguishable, and I plan to go home and improve it to try it myself. If the trial production is successful, it will be considered his invention.

"Is it just okay? I looked at it...it seemed quite delicious." Qingjian Liuli took a sip of the cod liver soup and found it to be boring.

Takeshi Nanabahara said while eating: "It has not reached the peak of taste. I will study and improve it carefully. It will be more popular. But it can still be eaten and it is delicious in the mouth of ordinary people, so it is just okay."

Come on, just blow it!

Qing Jian Liuli thought he was talking nonsense again and had nothing to eat. She turned to look at the detectives who were eating separately. Except for a few guards, most of the detectives and forensics department staff were currently eating in the living room of the main building of the villa. The cook He was also invited out and was cooking for the suspects.

Qingmi Ruri glanced twice and found that Takamashi was leaning next to Nakano Eri to flatter her, and he was holding a lacquer box and wanted to give it to her, but Nakano Eri refused with a cold expression and asked him to put it in the middle for everyone to eat together. She wanted to eat the same "work meal" as other detectives - she had given up her portion of the Pineapple Super Set Meal to others, and was eating the Pineapple Special Meal without any special treatment.

Qingjian Ruri couldn't help but asked curiously: "Why did Officer Takamu start to fawn over Miss Nakano? Didn't he take her seriously before?"

"Maybe I'm in love with spring." Takeshi Nanabahara casually opened two other lacquer boxes, which contained a set of side dishes, including dry-fried fish bone crisps, eel tamagoyaki, a large piece of salt-grilled eel, and some delicious side dishes, all carefully prepared. , it’s expensive for a reason.

They were talking about being unlucky and came over. They also handed Takeshi Nanahara a lacquer box and said, "Nanahara, you can also add a dish. Thank you for taking care of my sister. I thought she had been taken care of by Nakano when I came back." The seniors drove him away."

Of course, Mariina eats with her brother, and now she's next to Nakano Eri! Ying Wu was lucky enough to come over to add some food, and he was also grateful to Takeshi Nanabahara for saving his face in front of his family.

Takeshi Nanabahara didn't care about this and took it politely, while Qingmi Ruri carefully probed: "Officer Takano, why are you suddenly enthusiastic about Miss Nakano? Before, you were worried about her hard work and wanted to replenish her health. What happened?"

Yingwu Lucky sighed, covered his chest and said: "I don't know, my senior threatened me before, but I was not afraid of her. She got angry, not only yelled at me, but also ordered me to abide by discipline, otherwise even if I was scolded by my superiors and demoted, I would not be able to do it." She would never let me go, and in the end she made me run to order takeout. At that moment, I felt like I was struck by lightning three times in the middle of the room. No one had ever dared to order me, scold me, or punish me like that before. It was obvious that she had treated me so well before. It's quite polite, I didn't expect her to be so principled... I can't explain it, but I think Nakano-senpai is a very special woman, different from the women I have known before, very charming."

Qing Jian Liuli suddenly realized that you are a bitch, you have to be scolded to feel particularly happy, and you were not a good bird before, it sounds like a playboy's speech.

After Takashi sighed, he left the words "I want to share the joys and sorrows with my seniors" and then returned to Nakano Eri. He continued to be attentive, but it looked more like he was being scolded.

Nakano Eri will probably suffer a lot from now on. Qingmi Ruri was a little excited after watching the gossip for a while. She glanced at Takeshi Nanahara and wondered if he had a bitch constitution. If she pushed him to the ground and beat him, he would Will he become like Yingwu Luck and start chasing after her to show his courtesy?

"No, don't think about it." Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her and said angrily, "Have you not had enough lessons before? I will hit anyone who wants to hit me. Believe it or not, I will use the confession sword technique next time. The second move will chop off your dog's head with one sword."

Qingjian Liuli sighed and said angrily: "You still dare to mention this matter, what kind of bullshit confession of swordsmanship, I won't do the same thing twice, next time you use despicable methods, I will kill you with one punch .”

That said, she really didn't dare to push Takeshi Nanahara to the ground and hit her. After all, she had too many worries. What if Takeshi Nanahara stopped playing with her? Even if she went to her mother to cry after being beaten, she would definitely be doomed and there would be no way to really beat her.

She quickly changed the topic and asked Nanabahara Takeshi: "You said you had a clue before, who was the last murderer?"

"You'll know after you finish eating." Takeshi Nanabahara concentrated on eating, secretly copied the method of making eel rice, and added another general to his recipe.

He refused to say it, and Qingjian Liuli had no choice but to lower her head and drink the soup, hoping that the day would pass soon, and then she would let Takeshi Nanahara make eel rice to satisfy her craving.

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Eels are believed to replenish energy in Japan, which seems to make sense. After eating eels, Takeshi Nanahara's eyes lit up. He first asked the staff of the forensics department a few words, and then gave some instructions to Nakano Eri, and then turned around. The head went to Ginelli.

Qingjian Liuli followed him and asked strangely: "What are you asking him for? Hasn't he already confessed?"

Marina also followed up automatically, confused: "Yes, shouldn't we find the next murderer?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled without saying a word and went straight to Ginelli's room. He sat down and grabbed his arm and asked with a smile: "Gine-san, do you have an accomplice? Well, there is indeed one. Is it Miss Kose?" ? No...that's Butler Itono? Oh, it's Butler Itono!"

Ginelli, who was originally dejected and had already pleaded guilty, pulled back his arm and said angrily: "What are you talking about? I just did something wrong because I drank too much and was hot-headed. Where is the accomplice?"

Takeshi Nanahara took out a disinfectant tissue and wiped his hands, then smiled and said: "I'm not asking about the accomplice in the murder case, I'm asking about the accomplice in the fraud case. In fact, you are not Ginori at all, you are a fake found by Butler Ino, right? ? She trusts you so much, you are her illegitimate child? Well, it doesn’t matter if you don’t want to say it. Although it is very difficult to do a paternity test now, and it is really difficult to find a channel for the moment, but it involves human life, if you want to come to the police, you can still find a place to do it. of."

Ginelli's face finally changed, and his eyes became gloomy for a moment: "What are you talking nonsense about? I have already confessed my crime, what else do you want to do with me?"

Takeshi Nanahara immediately stood up and backed away, all the way to the door, pulling Qingmi Ruri over to block him, and then said with a smile: "Calm down, don't be angry, you told me a very good ethical story before, then I will too Let me tell you an interesting fraud story.

Once upon a time, there was an unscrupulous lawyer who had done all kinds of bad things and accumulated a large fortune, but he had no wife or children, was old and frail, and had cardiovascular problems. He didn't know that one day he would suddenly lose his hair. At this time, the housekeeper who had served him for many years was tempted, thinking that no one would inherit the property anyway, so it would be better to take advantage of her.

She has worked for the unscrupulous lawyer for many years and knows about his past of abandoning his girlfriend and marrying a wealthy daughter - now it turns out that Ginelli's mother is the unscrupulous lawyer's true love and the moonlight in his heart. This guy is cruel enough. Yes, if you want to marry someone else, marry someone else. No wonder you can build such a big business from scratch. In a sense, it is really inspiring.

Well, I won’t say much more about sighing. I guess you don’t like to hear it, so let’s continue.

The greedy housekeeper began to secretly investigate the girlfriend of the unscrupulous lawyer many years ago, and found out all the information about her. She found that there was a real opportunity to take advantage of her. Then she found you, a trustworthy person, and asked you to pretend to be Ginelli after plastic surgery - maybe it was true. You have already killed him, and this needs to be investigated separately, but I think this person really exists, otherwise the risk to you would be too great.

The next step is that you, the fake, met the unscrupulous lawyer by chance and accidentally displayed the "love pendant", and everything happened naturally. A child born to a lover many years ago. Calculated that the child was born after the two of them lived together. Now the child is still holding a love pendant. I then privately investigated the past Ming Yueguang and found that everything matched. You must be my biological son. Undoubtedly, even the current super troublesome paternity test is saved. You enter the will directly, and all you have to do is wait for the day when the unscrupulous lawyer dies. "

Takeshi Nanahara said regretfully, "It's a pity that unscrupulous lawyers have a tough life. They obviously had cardiovascular problems a few years ago, but they didn't relapse for a while, and they won't die for a while, but you also have the patience to wait a little longer." That's okay, until the unscrupulous lawyer gets suspicious for some reason.

Sorry, I haven’t investigated yet. I don’t know which thing or sentence you said aroused his suspicion. I have to leave this part blank for now, but just find out where the unscrupulous lawyer went yesterday and who he met. , does not affect my storytelling.

At this point, the unscrupulous lawyer finally became suspicious. After dinner, he stole your used rice bowl and planned to send it abroad or to Tokyo for a DNA test. Unfortunately, he was on guard against you but not on the greedy housekeeper. She saw it.

The cook and the maid were puzzled by the missing bowl, but you and the greedy housekeeper immediately guessed what he wanted to do, so they had no choice but to kill him without stopping.

You can only do this. An unscrupulous lawyer is by no means a good man. When he turns suspicion into certainty and takes revenge, the two of you will probably be worse off than dead. You can only kill him overnight and try to inherit the inheritance. "

When Takeshi Nanahara said this, Ginelli finally couldn't help it anymore and said in a deep voice: "What you said is all slander, and I have already admitted that I had a hot head and had the idea of ​​hurting Teacher Jin Man. In fact, There is no..."

"How can it be considered slander? After all, other than this explanation, I can't think of why Jin Manxiu stole that bowl." Takeshi Qihara waved his hand and said with a smile, "And you misunderstood, I'm not talking about the time when I stabbed him with an arrow. Speaking of the time you strangled him to death with your hands, you killed him twice in total.

You originally just wanted to wait for him to die naturally, but suddenly something happened and you were forced to take action. You sneaked into the bedroom that night and strangled Jin Manxiu to death on the bed. But after killing him, you quickly thought of a problem. You are the beneficiary of the will. , the clearest motive for the murder. You are the only male in the villa. The suspicion is so great that anyone else will investigate you carefully, but you don't want to be investigated carefully. You are not prepared for the temporary gangster to sneak in and commit the crime. If you are afraid of the real fake, it will be easier. Showing off, so...

You went out to find the arrow again, and rummaged carefully in the bedroom for a while, trying to find the bowl, but the greedy housekeeper was afraid that Jin Manxiu would drink to death, so she often told the maids and cooks not to go to the second floor, and even she wouldn't How to get up there? You didn't know where the wine was hidden. You searched for a while but couldn't find it. You could only pray that the police couldn't find it. If they found it, they couldn't figure out the situation. Then finally, when Jin Man Xiu Liang was dead, he killed him again and gave him chest. Stick an arrow in it, and finally go back the way you came, waiting to find the body tomorrow. "

Qingjian Liuli couldn't help it in front of the shield, and turned around and asked: "What does this mean? I don't understand. Why did he kill a person twice?"

Takeshi Nanahara pressed her head and turned her head back to prevent a sneak attack. He said with a smile: "You idiot, Jin Manxiu was killed three times. He was poisoned in the front, strangled in the middle, and stabbed in the back with an arrow. But at that time, Jinai Sang Ke didn't expect that Jin Manxiu had been poisoned. If Jin Manxiu was simply strangled to death on the bed, and there was only one murderer, and he had such a sufficient motive for committing the crime, he was definitely the first suspect, and the police had to circle around him, which was very troublesome, then why not Just buy insurance and clear yourself of suspicion.

He inserted the arrow just to say that he was responsible for the assassination. But as soon as the autopsy report comes out, it will be immediately proven that he just stabbed the corpse with an arrow and was not the real murderer. By this time, no one will do it again. Investigate him, and he can wait peacefully to be released from prison to receive his inheritance. "

Qingjian Liuli was surprised and said: "How can I still inherit the inheritance?"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "If he is convicted for killing Jin Manxiu, of course it won't work, but just stabbing the corpse with an arrow does not prevent him from inheriting the inheritance. According to inheritance law, as long as the will is not specifically marked, it will take effect immediately upon death. So in theory, when he poked the corpse, he had already inherited Jin Manxiu's inheritance. Poking the corpse happened after the inheritance. Even if someone wanted to fight, it would be difficult to recover the inheritance, let alone no one to fight with him.

Of course, poking a corpse is also a crime, but according to Japan's criminal law, it is not considered an attempted murder. After all, there is no possibility that the corpse will be infringed upon the right to life. It is not even murder, let alone an attempt. His inheritance rights cannot be cancelled. At most, he can only be prosecuted for crimes such as insulting a corpse, which is usually a prison sentence of less than three years or short-term detention! Coupled with the fact that he was an illegitimate child who had been abandoned for many years, surrendered in a drunken and impulsive mood, and cried bitterly in court and expressed sincere remorse, I think a one-year suspended sentence or six months in prison is about the same.

Therefore, it is quite cost-effective to buy insurance for up to six months to ensure that you can safely inherit a large inheritance. "

After finishing speaking, Takeshi Nanahara smiled at Ginelli: "Gine-san, did you also think it was a great deal at that time? You really didn't work in a law firm for nothing!"

The muscles on Ginelli's face twitched, but he said nothing, but his eyes became more and more sinister.

Qingjian Liuli suddenly realized: "No wonder he chose such a stupid murder weapon and left it directly on the body, as if it was pointed directly at him! No wonder he confessed easily. It turned out that he originally wanted to admit that the third crime was He did it!”

Good guy, with this reasoning, all the weird things before are gone.

Let’s not talk about the fraudulent inheritance. That’s just a lazy bitch who doesn’t want to investigate and is half-reasoning and half-guessing. There are probably many details wrong, but the double murder part should be fine. This guy Ginelli can actually think of killing a person. He used two methods to get rid of criminal suspicion. This brain... really has some criminal talent!

Takeshi Nanahara couldn't help but admired: "Yes, he made the best choice under the last resort. He turned around and stuffed him into the detention room. If the police look for the real culprit, most people can't find it. On his head."

Ginelli's expression changed completely, he stared at Takeshi Nanabahara, and said hoarsely: "These are just your idle speculations. Do you have any evidence?"

Takeshi Nanahara reminded with a smile: "You have already written a confession, and the details of the crime are clearly written. Think about what you said at that time, did you wear gloves when you went for a walk at night? Your fingerprints were not found on the murder weapon! "

Ginelli's expression remained unchanged and he immediately said: "I wiped the arrow shaft with my handkerchief. I thought I had really killed someone and was afraid of being arrested, so I wiped the arrow shaft."

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "Okay, I believe you passed by. After all, you have to act, but you forgot one thing. There is also a piece of evidence that you gave me a long time ago."

Ginelli was stunned for a moment, suddenly remembered something, and his expression changed drastically.

Takeshi Nanahara took out the key in the evidence bag from his pocket, shook it and said with a smile: "You strangled Jin Manxiu with gloves, and then took the arrow with gloves and inserted it into his chest. And re-locked the back door with the key. I guess you didn't take off your gloves the whole time. Would you be willing to bet 500 yen with me that the forensics class can find Jin Manxiu's neck skin tissue on this set of keys? You used a lot of force at that time. You pinched out his tongue, and it was written in your previous confession that you didn't check his neck."

Ginelli opened his mouth to speak, but looked at the bunch of keys and was speechless.

Qi Yuan Wu Lu waited for a while and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if you can't find it. Don't forget that you also have a fraudulent inheritance case. Do you think I can convince your teammates to turn into tainted witnesses to testify against you for murder? So, you Just hire me, so that I don’t have to go out to find evidence of your fraud, so how about I get off work early?”