I'm Not a Detective

Who were you and what did you do?

This question is very simple for most people, but it is a bit complicated for Takeshi Qihara.

He is a time traveler, time traveler is already complicated enough, his experience before time travel can still be called a fairy fart, extraordinary.

His original name was Wu Qiyuan, and he was born in a small third-tier city in northern China. His family ran a small supermarket, and his family was better than his family. However, when he was eight years old, his family suffered a sudden disaster. Traffic accident, unfortunately both died.

Then, he was adopted by his uncle.

His uncle and aunt also took over the supermarket left by his parents. In theory, they would return it to him when he became an adult at the age of eighteen, but it was true that they would continue to operate it for the time being.

The business in the supermarket is not bad, but it’s a bit tiring, but for ordinary families, this income is not a small amount of money, but Wu Qiyuan didn’t get any preferential treatment because of it—his aunt has two sons, one of them is He wasn't even a full year old, so he didn't have that much maternal love to give him.

Of course, she didn't beat or scold him directly, but his aunt was quite displeased with the sudden addition of such an "outsider" in the family, she accused Sang, scolded Huai and said strange things every day, and scraped the bottom of the pot desperately when eating.

His uncle was silent about this. After all, his nephew was still young, so it was not a big deal to be wronged. He would be the one who would suffer if it disrupted the harmony of the family.

Wu Qiyuan had a strong self-esteem, and he didn't respond when he knocked on the door after school for the nth time—his aunt was obviously looking after the children at home, but she just didn't want to let him in for the time being, and he didn't have a key.

He finally understood that this was not his home, and even though he had his parents' inheritance, he was still a beggar in the eyes of his aunt.

So, he simply ran away from his "home", secretly climbed into a small circus van passing by the small town, fell asleep with his head covered, and woke up already out of the province - the small town where his home is located is at the junction of the two provinces place.

This kind of "wandering circus" can be regarded as a special product of the last century. In some villages with a tradition of fleeing from famine and performing arts, people with "craftsmanship" and some disabled people will form groups under the leadership of respected "old men" and go out. Performing tricks, acrobatics, monkey tricks, cross talk sketches and other programs to earn hard money, and there are even strange performances such as "foot dumplings".

In China in the 1970s and 1980s, entertainment was very scarce. This kind of folk circus or juggling troupe was still popular in urban and rural areas, but with the diversification of entertainment, this kind of circus was gradually abandoned by the times. , the 21st century has basically disappeared, and he can be regarded as catching the last train.

After he clarified his life experience, the "old trick" decided to take him in and let him do odd jobs as a follower. It was to see that he was pitiful and took care of his food. If he wanted to leave, he could go to the police station at any time. Anyway, this kind of circus personnel turnover It’s a big deal. It’s not uncommon for people to change after a year or so. There’s no more than one, and a lot less—this kind of group that runs around the rivers and lakes has a weak sense of law. What is child labor? It's all bullshit.

Ever since, he settled down in the circus, and three or four years passed in a blink of an eye.

In the past three or four years, he has trained monkeys, fed donkeys, run errands, sold tickets, acted as a clown, and worked as a part-time cook from time to time; The circus went on and on until the circus was eliminated by the society and could not continue to operate.

Later, he was officially adopted by the "old man" of the circus, who took him to the United States, opened a fortune-telling shop in Chinatown, and started a career of "swindling and deception"—"old man" "'s son is studying and working in the United States, which is regarded as a relative, and feudal superstition is easy to suffer from the iron fist of the dictatorship in China, and the social atmosphere does not believe in ghosts and gods.

The Chinese are really hard to say in this regard, it is very weird.

The left eye twitches, I am so happy, I am going to get rich!

Jumping in the right eye, bah, I believe in your ghost, I can't help my fate, let's see who dares to harm me!

To be honest, if you want to do this business, it is indeed easier for foreign devils to fool you.

Wu Qiyuan was originally quite precocious and intelligent, and was born with very keen observation skills. He did a good job as a helper for the "old man", but the "old man" couldn't get along with the son of an international student who gave him a confession. However, the son of the "old man" didn't want to go sideways, so the "old man" completely passed on all his "skills" to him, and the two became half-teacher and half-disciple again.

"Old Master Shi" still has something in his stomach, such as fright, fatigue, floating, book, wind, fire, jue, Yao, he knows all kinds of Jianghu, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fool the foreign devils around, and there is a family inheritance, There is a esoteric method that specially trains people's five senses and memory. It is said to be a remnant of the "Small Five Steps of Esoteric Buddhism" obtained from Tibetan Buddhism.

I don't know if it was cheated by his ancestors or stolen, but it does have some effect.

Wu Qiyuan lived up to the old man's expectations. While working hard to learn all the skills and experiences taught by the old man, he also entered the university to attend psychology and human behavior studies. The psychic, led by him, and the old man helped him - in the United States, psychic has a market than fortune-telling, and it is easier to make money, and their master and apprentice took advantage of the trend and became "the mysterious soul boy from the East and his loyal servant."

In the past seven or eight years, their careers have been booming, they have owned a large number of fixed fat sheep, and their reputation has become more and more famous. They are even often invited to perform on TV stations and participate in the recording of variety shows. Not as good as one day, and finally died of cancer.

Wu Qiyuan buried him in a dignified manner, kept him for a hundred days, and then went straight back to his hometown. In less than a month, he tossed his uncle and aunt to death, and easily got back the inheritance left by his parents and The income of these years, by the way, has also included high interest rates - the money is nothing to him, and it doesn't matter if it is given, but he is such a stingy person, he must get it back, and no one will try to take advantage of him .

They didn't support him, so they didn't deserve that money.

The karma is over, and he has no worries in the country. He plans to return to the United States tomorrow and continue to be his "mysterious soul boy"... He is almost 20, and he should be a "mysterious psychic", and then he will go to capitalism.

Up to here, his life experience has been quite peculiar. Zhu Zhushui might be able to write a 1.2 million-word web article, but on the last night before he left, when he was sitting on the rooftop drinking and saying goodbye to his hometown, Lightning fell from the sky, with forks, one hit the transformer, one hit a house on the top floor of a nearby residential building, and one hit him.

When disaster strikes from heaven, he feels baffled when lightning strikes. Although he fishes out the door, he has always followed the old rules, "Three don'ts and five don'ts".

Then, when he woke up again, he had already arrived in Hokkaido—the Hokkaido of a certain parallel universe. The time was 1990. The astronomy and geography were the same, and the historical process was similar, but most of the historical characters had changed, and only some of the literary works were the same.

The reputation, fat sheep and property he had accumulated for ten years were farewell to him forever, and everything had to start all over again.

Perhaps because of the baptism of time travel, he was impregnated with some mysterious energy, his body became thin and tender, and he looked like he was three or four years younger. The five senses—sight, hearing, touch, taste, and smell—were also sensitive. further enhanced.

Originally, he had received long-term training, and his five senses were sharper than ordinary people. After time travel, they have been greatly enhanced, and they have reached a level far beyond ordinary people.

At first he thought it was an illusion, but he was indeed more sensitive to light and dark shadows, and he could distinguish more and more colors. The colors that looked the same before, now these colors are different;

The same is true for hearing. Sometimes when it rains, he can listen to the knocking sound of rainwater, and he can imagine the surrounding environment, how many trees, how many vehicles, and how many people there are.

This sounds good, after all, everyone wants to be more perfect, but after two or three months, he can't bear it.

The enhanced eyesight is fine, except for the sudden change of light that will cause him to be blind for a while, other problems are not serious; the ears can accept it, if not, he can wear earplugs, but the sense of smell, touch and taste is too good, which is a bit of his life.

He seems to have an "emperor's tongue", the ingredients are a little stale, and the chef's level is a little bad. Even if it's just a little bit more or less of a certain seasoning, no matter how he eats it, it won't taste right.

The sense of touch is too good to be fatal, the material of the clothes is rough, and the tailoring skills are not good. He either feels like he is wearing a burlap sack, or he feels that he is being strangled here and hurt there, as if he is being tortured.

The most terrible thing is the sense of smell. If someone farts around him, he will be forced to know what this person ate last night. The taste is really indescribable...

Life is suddenly much more difficult, especially after he is now "delicate and expensive", he really spends money like water, and after spending a while in a youth correctional center - in order to obtain a legal status in this world, he borrowed from a family of orphans in Sapporo When the school was closed, he forged documents and sneaked into the Sapporo Youth Reformation Center, where he took the high school entrance examination and was admitted to the Hirano Private Yuying High School. Qingjian Liuli was following her.

Probably a sin!

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It's a long story, but it's only a moment in retrospect, Qi Yuanwu couldn't tell Qing Jian Liuli the truth, he just looked into her pocket and said with a smile: "Are you sure you want to ask? You don't have any money..."

Qing Jian Liuli touched the skinny little pig's wallet, reconfirmed that she was already in the abject poverty class, and couldn't take anything out of his mouth. You can find out with money. Just wait, I will find out what you have done before and what kind of person you are!"

As "Intellectual Responsible of Dongtamacho", "Ms. Liuli, a famous detective in the future", and "Ms. Liuli, a famous criminal policeman in the future", with her reasoning ability, even if Takeshi Qihara refuses to say it, she still has 300 ways to figure him out. details!