I'm Not a Detective

Nanahara's house, in the living room, dinner time.

Qingjian Liuli was sitting on her knees in front of the small square table. She was still on a diet. There was only a bowl of fragrant "little ginseng chicken soup" in front of her, but she had no intention of drinking it, so she just sat there with a hidden fox face. Expressionless, looking straight ahead, sulking alone.

After playing mahjong all afternoon, I almost got so angry that I had a cerebral hemorrhage. I was so annoyed!

Takenori Nanahara was eating while carving radishes with a carving knife. After the carving was completed, he pressed it into the ink pad box and began to "snap" cover the cut paper. After covering several sheets, he pushed it to her side. He smiled and said, "Put your fingerprints on me, lest you suspect me of printing counterfeit money again one day in the future."

Well, this is the "Tibetan Fox Coin" that was forced to be issued by Kiyomi Bank and produced by Nanawara Banknote Printing Factory. The denominator is "One hour of labor time of Kiyomi Ruri". The face value ranges from one yuan to one hundred yuan. It is in circulation. The range is tentatively determined to be between the two of them.

Takeshi Nanahara started to carve another radish and prepared a carving with another denomination. He urged: "Hurry up and press it. From now on, I will use Tibetan Fox coins to pay you wages. You can also use Tibetan Fox coins to purchase services from me." Let’s deal fairly and fairly so that you and your friends don’t feel like I’m bullying you all day long.”

Qing Jian Liuli pressed the ink pad with trembling hands, but she didn't want to press it on the Tibetan Fox coin.

Although she lost, she lost. She didn't have the shamelessness to refuse the debt and seemed to have no choice but to press her fingerprints. However, she was still dissatisfied and muttered: "You definitely cheated..."

Takeshi Nanabahara continued to make banknotes and said happily: "I swore not to cheat, why don't you believe it? My oath is not that worthless. I won't sell it without one or two billion, and I have the ability to play mahjong with you." Why do you need to cheat?”

"You are definitely cheating. I can't win just one game in an afternoon. My father taught me how to play mahjong when I was a child. I have played many times, but my mother is no match for me!" Qingmi Ruri didn't understand what happened to Takeshi Nanabahara. Cheating, but I firmly believe that he must have cheated, and he is very depressed that his debt has exploded, and it suddenly jumped from 850 hours to 1977 hours.

She cheated and even output more than a thousand hours in one afternoon. It was impossible!

Seeing that she refused to sign and issue currency honestly with her fingerprints, Takeshi Nanahara couldn't help but laugh and said: "Look at your unconvinced look. If you really don't believe it, just bring the mahjong over and I'll prove it to you."

"Okay, just wait!" Qingjian Liuli still wanted to put on a desperate struggle, so he immediately ran back to his home, took the mahjong over, shuffled the cards, and placed them on the tatami next to Takeshi Nanahara.

Takeshi Nanahara took a look at it and started to pick up the cards from the mountain of cards. After taking them, he opened them one by one and said with a smile: "Yuman, the national warrior has thirteen unparalleled faces."

Qingjian Liuli stared blankly for a while and said angrily: "You still said you didn't get married?!"

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "I just memorized the backs of all the cards. How can I call it a thousand? Do you have to beat me into a fool with a stick, or dig out my own eyes to play cards with you? Doesn't it count as cheating?" "

"How is it possible to remember the back of the cards?" Qingjian Liuli didn't believe it.

Takeshi Nanahara didn't hide it from her, picked up the card and showed her the back: "Did you see the upper left corner? There was a slight scratch, so I played it twice and remembered that this card was a red hit. There was one You are holding this card and waiting for me to blow it. If you want to mess with me, I will go with Guo Shi Wushuang. How can I give it to you? Your two friends are very cooperative and refuse to mess with me no matter what. You must Wait until I blow it for you, and in the end I will really do something wrong."

"Where are the tiny scratches?" Qing Jian saw that Liuli couldn't find it, and his little face was full of confusion.

"Get a magnifying glass and take a look again."

Qingjian Liulizhen found a magnifying glass and took a closer look. He found that there was a slight scratch on the upper left corner of the back of the card. He couldn't believe it and said, "You can see this?"

Takeshi Nanahara couldn't help but laugh and said: "So I'm also very surprised. Where did you get the courage to play mahjong with a specially trained psychic like me? We have to remember a lot of things in an instant. The basic thing is to remember things from the eyes to the mirror. Literacy and the five senses must be strictly trained, otherwise how can you instantly find out the details of the fat sheep?"

"I don't believe it!" Qingjian Liuli casually took a card from the bottom of the mountain of cards and showed him only the back, "What card is this?"

"Beifeng." Takeshi Nanahara glanced at him and said.

"What about this one?"

"One cake."

"What is this one?"

"It's still a piece of cake."

Qingjian Ruri tried more than ten cards in a row, and Takeshi Nanahara guessed them all. She was so angry that she clutched her chest tightly and couldn't breathe. Asshole, it turned out that she had been playing with this guy all afternoon, and he knew everything. You can also see who can draw which card in the mountain of cards from the cards in a person's hand. No wonder he never fires off firecrackers and can do whatever he wants.

But mahjong is a game based on the brain. Being able to memorize cards is a person's ability. She is still reasonable. If she insists on cheating, it would be a bit like cheating. She can't do such a thing.

She was so aggrieved that she almost vomited blood. Qiyuan General Zanghu Coin pushed her and said with a smile: "I have nothing to say now, please press your fingerprints quickly!"

Qingjian Liuli hesitated for a moment, unable to find any more reason to deny, so she took the hidden fox coins and started to press fingerprints. The debt that was originally able to be cleared in half a year will now take more than a year, and she will not be free until the summer vacation next year.

Bastard, why did it become like this? I should be in charge now!

Qin Yuanwu put away the hidden fox coins and said with a smile: "Have you accepted your lesson now?"

"What lesson?" Qingjian Liuli said aggrievedly, "Don't be proud of yourself, I can afford to lose. It doesn't matter to me to do some housework, it's nothing special."

"Looks like you haven't learned your lesson yet!" Takeshi Nanahara picked up a red card and slapped it on the tatami. The red card turned into a fortune. He picked up the fortune again and patted it. The fortune turned into a white board. He said with a smile, "This is Spending a thousand dollars is cheating."

After saying that, he reached out and opened the treasure card instructions, then re-covered it, reached out to touch the cards, and after touching the cards, he opened the treasure card instructions again. As a result, the treasure card instructions were all changed - if he was really playing cards, he could secretly change the treasure cards. The card indicates that even a full ass can numb everyone's claws.

Takeshi Nanahara also demonstrated various card-changing and card-stealing techniques, such as touching two against two, beating a cow from a mountain, grafting flowers and trees, stealing beams and replacing pillars, and making flowers from the ground.

Qingjian Liuli stared at his hands, but couldn't figure out how he was playing mahjong back and forth. Only then did he realize that Takeshi Nanahara had been merciful. If he really cheated, he could do whatever he wanted without having to remember the cards. What are you talking about, hanging them up and beating them - how careless, I should have known that this kid had so many crooked ways, why did I go crazy this afternoon and insist on playing mahjong with him?

"Do you understand? You idiot, you think you are good at playing cards, and you even asked your friends to sign in to give you cards, but in the eyes of people who really make a living in this business, it is no different from the tricks played by a three-year-old kid in kindergarten. If I hadn’t just wanted to teach you a lesson, you would have lost to Fat C right now.”

Takeshi Nanahara got up and went to the kitchen to wash his hands. While washing, he smiled and said, "Don't rush to say that you are not an idiot and dare to use your interest to challenge other people's careers - I am not a professional gambler yet, and I will not even gamble. , if I really encounter a master who specializes in thousands of arts, I may not be able to win, let alone you, you will only die more miserably, if you are not a fool, who is the fool?"

Qing Jian Liuli stopped talking. While being scolded, she honestly put her fingerprints on the hidden fox coins and decided not to add mahjong jackpots or bet with others in the future.

This kid is a bastard and calls people idiots, but he's right.

There are too many liars in the world. You really can't use your own interests to challenge other people's careers. They may have worked hard for decades and practiced countless days and nights in order to catch a fat sheep. All kinds of dark tricks are impossible to guard against. So who can Anyone who gambles is a fool and will be killed like a pig.

Even after being killed, people are eating pork, their mouths are full of oil, and they still laugh at the fact that pigs are really stupid and stupid.

Takeshi Nanahara washed his hands and returned to continue eating. He took a look at a large number of Tibetan fox coins of various denominations that had been successfully issued. He randomly picked out a ten-yuan coin and threw it on the tatami. He said happily: "I didn't expect to suddenly become rich. Qing Qing Meet my classmates and have a song and dance to make me happy!"

Qingjian Liuli was a little touched at first, feeling that Takeshi Nanabahara was kind enough to teach her a lesson, so that she would not lose her guard outside and be stupidly treated as a pig and be killed, but now Takeshi Nanabahara started not to speak human words again. , that touch of emotion disappeared immediately, she grabbed the ten-yuan hidden fox coin and threw it back to him, angrily saying: "Even if I lose, don't even think about insulting me, I only do housework!"

Ten yuan is only equal to ten hours, who are you looking down on?

"One hundred yuan!" Takeshi Nanahara was now rich and bored, so he started to play with Qingmi Ruri for fun, and directly threw out a big bill, insisting on watching her shake her head and tail.

"Don't even think about it!" Qingjian Liuli grabbed the hundred-dollar bill and threw it back to him.

Is a hundred hours a big deal? She would rather work hard than give in. No one can insult her anyway.

"Five hundred yuan!" Takeshi Nanabahara slapped five freshly minted big bills in a row, and he was extremely proud. After all, he picked them up for free, and he didn't feel bad about using them at all - he didn't want to take away Qingmi Ruri anymore recently, so why not? He waited until she was about to pay off the debt before taking action, but as a result, she rushed to commit suicide and planned to become the master, so he had no choice but to be free.

He really didn't expect that someone would give money to him while he was lying at home.

"If you continue to insult me ​​and be rude to me, I will be rude to you again!" Qingjian Liuli became even more angry, but she was a little shaken in her heart. After all, five hundred hours is not a small amount, and she has to wipe the floor. It's been months, but it's definitely not acceptable, it's still a bit insulting.

But if it's one thousand yuan...

She waited for Takeshi Nanahara to bid another thousand yuan. This basically meant that she didn't lose in the afternoon mahjong. If she didn't lose, she gained valuable life experience and might avoid being killed as a pig in the future. Even if she made a profit, it was still a big deal. She made a lot of money, and in the end she should win.

No, it’s winning!

Now that he has won, it doesn't seem to matter if he sings a song to this kid and slaps his hands randomly a few times and shakes his head...

Takeshi Nanahara put all the "money" in his pocket, lowered his head and ate well.

Qing Jian Liuli sipped the chicken soup in small sips, holding it in again and again, and couldn't hold it in any longer, so she asked in a low voice: "You...won't you continue to add more?"

Takeshi Nanabaru said seriously: "Given the relationship between the two of us, a little insult to each other can be considered a joke, and it doesn't matter. But adding too much and insulting you too much is inappropriate. I will not do such a thing."

After a pause, he sighed again, "There are so many Tibetan Fox coins on hand that I can't digest. You'd better think about how to earn some back from me, otherwise I don't want to accept this kind of over-issued currency again. If you encounter it in the future, If you get into trouble, I may not be able to help anymore."

Seeing Liuli with a dark face, she lowered her head and continued to drink chicken soup. She really wanted to shovel him to death with a sliding shovel from under the table. At the same time, she felt a little regretful - if she thought about it, five hundred yuan was actually quite a lot. Yes, I can afford five hundred hours. For the first time, I owe less than four hundred hours, so I can still win pot.

But she was too embarrassed to say "five hundred yuan", so she could only drink chicken soup and sulk, especially since she hadn't eaten anything today and her stomach was growling. The more she drank, the more depressed she became.

She was full of water and went to wash the dishes angrily to earn a dime of Tibetan fox coins, while Takeshi Nanahara was outside counting the Tibetan fox coins in a thick stack, counting them over and over again, enjoying himself very much.

She came out after washing the dishes, rolled her eyes at him, went home and moved books to study for herself, and called Yuko Sawada by the way. As soon as the call was answered, she said angrily: "Yuko, you have changed since we started dating. Tian and Tsuda have been stuck together all day long, but now they drag him away when something happens? Didn’t they drag me away before? "

Sawada Yuko was also in pain: "I can't help it, Liuli, let's help you. That guy kept saying to himself that he was in need of help, and kept looking askance at Yutaro. I'm Yutaro's girlfriend, so I can't Seeing him suffer! Besides, if I get involved, what if he happens to like a chubby girl like me and offends Yutaro now?"

Qing Jian Ruri became even more angry, "What nonsense are you talking about? Tsuda can't suffer, but I can? And what about your desperate attempt to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle? I don't even have a bicycle now, what should I do?"

"It is said on TV that playing mahjong is the best way to prove a person's IQ. That kid is indeed very smart, and he is also a super top student. He is not bad looking. He is considered a first-class person. Strictly speaking, you are the one who has climbed higher. You might as well start from Kill him!"

Sawada Yuko didn't have any good options now. No one expected that the three of them could not beat anyone. She said in frustration, "He is always embarrassed to bully his girlfriend every day. He is also qualified to join us. You can copy his homework later. Yutaro and I will copy yours again."

Qingjian Liuli put on a fake face and hung up the phone. She felt that dating was really harmful. Once they started dating, even her best friend could no longer be trusted, and all ten years of friendship were in tatters.