I'm Not a Detective

Kakumaru Yuki turned around and made a half-circle, quite cautiously. After making sure that no one was following him, he got into an ordinary apartment building.

Six or seven minutes later, Takeshi Nanabahara appeared in front of the apartment building wearing sunglasses and holding a blind stick. He waved goodbye to the two elementary school students who insisted on helping him cross the street. He pulled down his sunglasses and looked at the nameplate of the apartment building. He thought: After a moment, I suddenly realized - the little thing is lucky!

Since he wasn't slaughtering a fat sheep, he didn't bother going in. He took out a pen and paper and wrote a note, stuffed it into the corresponding mailbox, turned around and left again.

Nothing happened on the way this time. The apartment building was not far from his home. It didn't take long for him to return home. As soon as he entered the door, Qing Liuli rushed over from his house and almost broke the door. He shouted super loudly. He shouted: "Where have you gone? Don't you know that others can't find you? Are you worried? Why don't you reply when I page you? Do you never consider other people's feelings?"

She hurried home after school. When taking the tram, she wanted to get off the train and push the tram to run faster. But when she came back, she found that Takeshi Nanabahara was gone. She hurried back to her home to call Takeshi Nanabahara, but the call was in vain. He didn't reply at all. She was wondering if he had fallen into the sewer, and then he came back leisurely - this should be burned in the karma fire of hell. The thousand-year-old bastard doesn't make people worry at all, just looking at him makes him angry!

Takeshi Nanahara waved his blind stick casually and smiled sheepishly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just went out to bask in the sun. If you call me, I will go back. Calm down and don't yell so loudly."

"Calm down...calm down!" Qingjian Liuli looked ugly. Although she didn't yell anymore, she was still mumbling. She finally understood why her mother had such a bad attitude towards her father. The people around her He is not obedient at all, no matter how much he is warned, he refuses to change despite repeated admonitions, which is really annoying.

If possible, she would also like to buy a life insurance policy for Takeshi Nanahara. The beneficiary would fill in his name and then be too lazy to care about him. Then he would fall into the sewer and die.

Takeshi Nanahara now sat down at the small square table. As if nothing happened, he rubbed his legs and said, "I'm thirsty and want to drink tea."

Qingjian Liuli rolled her eyes at him, seeing that he was now a "disabled person", she endured her anger and went to make him a pot of tea, took his special tea bowl, and put it heavily on the small square table. She was not angry. Said: "Drink, I'll drink you to death!"

"I've already apologized, why are you still so angry?" Takeshi Nanahara fumbled to pour the tea by himself. He was very honest at the moment. He didn't accuse her of having a bad attitude towards the boss, threaten to fire her, or remember her petty things. Black account, come back and take revenge on her.

"There is no sincerity at all. That's not an apology." Qingjian Liuli couldn't do anything to him now. He was blind and it was inappropriate to treat him no matter what. He said angrily and went to do housework and went to the entrance to see If your shoes are a little dirty, wipe them first.

Takeshi Nanahara smiled innocently, blew a few sips of tea, and changed the topic: "By the way, I just met the thief from before."

"Hey, that child is still in Hirano?" Qingjian Liuli was stunned, and her attention was diverted. Finally, her anger subsided a little, and she asked strangely, "She escaped from the orphanage? Why hasn't she left yet? Are you continuing to commit crimes?"

"It's not like she committed a crime." Takeshi Nanahara touched his chin and smiled with interest, "As for why she hasn't left yet... She seems to have encountered motherly love and was reluctant to leave for a while."

"Mother's love?" Qingjian Liuli was surprised, "Her mother...if that is her mother, isn't her mother in the Asahi River?"

"It has nothing to do with her mother. I don't know exactly what happened, but the feelings are mutual. Judging from her performance, she is in a state of mutual attachment to others." Takeshi Nanabahara said with a smile, "I give her If you leave a letter, she will probably come and take away her suitcase, so you can ask her then, as I happen to have a few words to remind her."

Qingjian Liuli nodded: "I want to persuade her carefully. She can't continue to make mistakes, otherwise her whole life will be ruined."

Takeshi Nanabahara was noncommittal. After rubbing his legs, he rubbed his neck a few times, frowned, and sighed softly.

Qingjian Liuli glanced at him and asked strangely: "What's wrong?"

Takeshi Nanahara sighed: "Maybe it was due to a fall the day before yesterday. My back has been uncomfortable for the past two days and my neck has been stiff, but it's nothing. Although I suffered these crimes because I was protecting you, you don't have to take it to heart. I will continue to work with you. That’s fine.”

He had nothing to do at the moment, and the opportunity was rare. He usually wanted Qingjian Ruri to give him a massage. Qingjian Ruri must have felt deeply insulted and had to punch him immediately. Now of course he had to enjoy it now that he had the chance.

Idle time is also idle. I walked a lot today, so I just want to relax.

Qingjian Liuli understood him quite well now, and felt that he was idle and bored now and wanted to make fun of others. She looked at him expressionlessly for a while, got up and went home, took a glue hammer and threw it to him, and said angrily: " If you feel uncomfortable, just knock it yourself!"

Takeshi Nanahara picked up the rubber hammer and hit his back a few times with his backhand, then immediately threw it aside and sighed: "It doesn't feel comfortable at all. Forget it, you don't have to worry about me, I just need to bear with it. You really don't need to pay too much attention to me because Something about getting hurt while protecting you.”

Qingjian Liuli narrowed her eyes and looked at him for a while. He kept talking about this matter, and he would talk about this kind of nonsense when it was nothing. She knew her kindness and did not repay it, could she not take it to heart? She went to wash her hands, walked over and said angrily: "Is it the neck and back?"

"Yes."

Qing Jian Guizhi pinched the two pieces of flesh on the back of his neck and started massaging them, preparing to fool around with him a few times to prevent him from nagging all the time, but Takeshi Qingyuan grinned unhappily: "Are you trying to strangle me to death? Xiao Have some strength!"

It would be great if I could really strangle you to death. There are so many bullshit, one thing after another. If I had known, I might as well have punched you to the ground.

Qingjian Liuli cursed in her heart and withdrew her strength by five points, while Takeshi Nanahara trembled like an electric shock and said with a relieved expression: "Very good, the strength is not bad, just keep pressing it for half an hour."

"Half an hour? You wish, three minutes at most."

"Oh, just three minutes. The little injury I suffered to protect you is really not worth half an hour." Takeshi Nanahara sighed.

"That's enough for you, just three minutes, not even one more second!"

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Takeshi Nanabahara was observed in the hospital for a day. Apart from temporary blindness, he had no problems at all and was active and active. However, after going home and taking a nap, the sequelae suddenly broke out, ranging from dizziness to calf cramps. He asked Qingmi Ruri to go back after pressing his head. Beating her legs, she started accusing her of being ungrateful as soon as she thought about stopping, which was extremely satisfying.

Qingjian Liuli was gathering energy, squinting her eyes and considering whether she should use the "Hidden Fox Meteor Fist" to kill him. Fortunately, there was a knock on the door at this time, and thus a human tragedy was avoided.

Outside the door was Yuki Kakumaru, who came earlier than Takeshi Nanahara expected. There was an out-of-print photo of her mother in the suitcase, which was very important. She found the note when she picked up the evening paper, and came without hesitation - anyway, she She has no money now and will be sent back to the orphanage for another two days at most, which is not a big loss. She has nothing to fear.

When she saw Qing Jian Liuli, she said with a dark face, "I'll get my suitcase."

Qingjian Liuli looked down at her, opened the door and said, "Come in and have a seat first. I happen to have something to talk to you about. I'll go get your suitcase right now and return it to you after I've finished speaking."

Kakumaru Yuki hesitated for a moment and looked into the room. She felt that there was no need to set any traps against her. When she finally entered the door, Nanabaru Takeshi smiled and greeted her from a distance: "We meet again, please come and sit."

Kakumaru Yuki looked around the living room and was slightly surprised to find that it was quite shabby, but said nothing. She took off her shoes and went in, knelt down at the small square table and asked cautiously: "What do you want me to do?"

According to her speculation, the two people who were suddenly willing to return the suitcase to her must have wanted to take advantage of her. If it was not dangerous, she would be willing to agree and try to exchange the suitcase back to avoid stealing it in the future. Accident.

Takeshi Nanahara poured her a cup of tea with a smile and said with a smile: "Don't think so much, we don't mean that, there's no use keeping those things, I'll return them to you after I finish talking. The main reason why I asked you to come this time is As a senior, I want to remind you - don't continue to cheat like this, that's not good. No matter what your reasons are, it's best not to do that in the future, at least don't attack ordinary people again."

Takeshi Nanahara calls himself a senior, and Yuki Kakumaru is willing to admit it. After all, Qingmi Ruri and Takeshi Nanabahara are much better at "craftsmanship" than her. They look like old crows at first glance. Maybe they started doing this business at the age of six, and they still account for Since she has such a large territory, it’s no problem for her to call her “Senior”.

But Takeshi Nanahara's words made her a little confused, and she said angrily: "You are so good at craftsmanship, you must have stolen more than me. You can steal, why can't I? Even if you are seniors, you can't be so domineering. At most I’ll just go around you from now on, you can’t control me that much!”

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "Don't confuse me with you. I never steal things from ordinary people, nor do I defraud ordinary people of their money... Well, it's hard to say cheating, but in my opinion, it's a fair transaction." , the people who were deceived by me gained at least the same amount as the money they spent. Strictly speaking, I am just providing alternative services. Isn’t this considered evil? It’s completely different from you.”

Kakumaru Yuki didn't believe it and looked at him with suspicion, "Have you never stolen from an ordinary person?"

Takeshi Nanahara laughed dumbly: "I dare not say that I have never stolen anything before. You know, my hands are itchy after learning. After all, there are times when I am young and ignorant, but there was only one time. Not long after stealing, I ran out of dozens of houses overnight. Li Di and secretly returned the money."

Kakumaru Yuki was stunned for a moment and said in confusion: "Why... why should I pay it back?"

Takeshi Nanahara looked up at the ceiling and recalled for a moment, then looked at her and smiled, "Because someone once told me that you can be gloomy, lazy, stingy and careless, overly sensitive and retributive, insatiable, selfish, and irritable. , jealousy and greed, you can live the life you want, but you still have to remember to torture yourself every day, keep the last bottom line, and have the minimum kindness. I thought about it for most of the night and felt that this was right. I should at least Personally, I went to pay the money back overnight.

Now I want to give you this sentence. You can be a thief, you can be a little liar, and you can live the life you want, but you should not attack those ordinary people. That has exceeded the bottom line. You should not go Steal and defraud others of their hard-earned money.

Those people have never hurt others, at least you are not sure whether they have hurt others. Are they bastards? From the most basic moral point of view, you are not qualified to hurt them. Even if they are carrying a bag of gold in front of your eyes. However, you shouldn’t lift your finger either! "

Kakumaru Yuki was stunned for a moment. She didn't expect him to say such words. It was completely inconsistent with her expectations and not like an ordinary crow.

Takeshi Nanahara waited for a moment, then smiled and shook his head, and added, "Of course, I'm just reminding you, it's up to you whether you listen or not. If I hadn't discovered that your nature is not bad, I wouldn't have bothered to pay attention to you. After all, your character will be the same in the future. Twisted, rotten in the mud, you brought it on yourself. I can tell you this, my kindness has exceeded the standard, just take your suitcase and leave!"

The expression on Kakumaru Yuki's face changed for a while, and she felt that her level had been lowered. Takeshi Nanabaru looked down on her from the bottom of his heart, and said forcefully with a dark face: "It's easy for you to say, I don't want to live in a welfare institution. I have no money. If I don’t steal or cheat, what will I eat? Do you think I want to do this?”

Takeshi Nanahara smiled and said: "I don't know what you are thinking, but I can tell you that you are not the only one who has had difficulties. I have eaten boiled cabbage every day for several years. That time I stole my wallet just to improve the food and make half a fortune. The pig came back to have a good time, but was immediately stopped by the head of the family, because what I stole at that time was just an ordinary person. I didn’t know if it was money for buying medicine, money for studying, money to save lives, money to support the family, and money to pay off debts. Then... Breaking through the bottom line - the more difficult the situation, the more you should hold on to the bottom line and prevent the little fire of kindness from being extinguished by the strong wind, instead of becoming more and more unscrupulous and not even a human being."

After saying that, he smiled and asked, "Moreover, if you were really about to starve to death, whether you were stealing or cheating, even if you caught the crested ibises and swallowed them alive, I would not say these words." But is the money you stole just for food? Are you planning to pay back the money you shouldn't have taken?"

Kakumaru Yuki lowered her head and stopped talking, with a gloomy face and no excuses. She felt that her style was not very good, and the room was silent for a while. At this time, Qingmi Ruri dragged the small pink suitcase from her home and entered the door. As soon as he saw it, he said strangely: "What happened? What's wrong with you? Why is the atmosphere so weird?"

Takeshi Nanabahara looked at Kakumaru Yuki, who was bowing his head silently, and smiled and said: "Nothing, we just exchanged our crime experience together and wanted to unify the industry's crime standards. Everything else is normal."

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