I'm Not a Detective

Judging from Qingmi Ruri's feelings, it is indeed quite interesting to be with Takeshi Nanabahara. He knows a lot, can solve cases, and has great cooking skills. He is a very good friend, but his shortcomings are also obvious. He doesn't ask for money, and he doesn't say anything or do anything to others all day long. He constantly refreshes the lower limit of other people's knowledge. Sometimes people really want to beat him up.

Now that Qing Qing sees Liuli, she wants to beat him up. Which boy in this world would use a girl as cute as a Tibetan fox to block water and mud? His skills are actually very high. He turns around to block the girl, making the girl covered in mud and water. , he poured it himself clean and spotless.

Is this something a normal boy can do?

No, is this something that humans can do?

I really can't bear this anymore. If she doesn't bear it any longer, she won't be Qing Jian's little Tibetan fox, but Qing Jian's little bastard!

Qingjian Liuli was finally about to explode. Just when she was about to grab Takeshi Nanabahara's neck and shake her desperately, and yelled twice more, "Bitch, you die, die!", Takeshi Nanabahara raised his hands and held her shoulders, speaking softly. Said: "Wait, don't hit me in a hurry. I want to say that I originally wanted to block it for you, but accidentally turned half a circle too much. Can you believe me?"

"I believe you!"

Qingjian Liuli was extremely angry now, and continued to reach out to grab him. Takeshi Qingyuan leaned back to avoid it, and said quickly: "A fluffy little duck."

"What?" Qingjian Liuli was stunned and stopped his hand.

"The paws of the little kitten, the little meatballs are pink." Takeshi Nanabahara held her shoulders, his voice became very magnetic, and continued, "The soft little lamb, the little goldfish that spits bubbles..."

He mentioned more than ten cute little animals in one breath, and his voice became lower and lower, almost as if he was whispering in her ear, "Come, calm down, and imagine the beautiful things in the world with me, and imagine that you are enjoying the summer vacation." On the beach in the sun, the breeze is caressing, and the white seagulls are flying over. The world is so peaceful and beautiful, and your mood is also infected and becomes very, very good...

Yes, that's it, well done. You are very calm and relaxed now. Slowly close your eyes, imagine yourself soaking in warm water, and slowly relax your whole body. Now think about me, I am your best. My friend, you will never be angry with me, but you will feel guilty whenever you think of hurting me..."

His voice was very instructive. Qingjian Liuli couldn't help but imagine for a while. The anger in her heart unconsciously disappeared a lot. Her eyelids became a little heavy and she closed them slightly. She wanted to take a nap like this.

But soon the cool breeze of April in Hokkaido blew, and the damp school uniform made her shiver. She was distracted for a moment, and was defrauded of all her pocket money, forced into debt, forced to hold an umbrella, and called a pig brain. , being disliked, being used as a shield, a series of old and new hatreds came to her mind, making her react in an instant.

Bastard, this kid actually wanted to put me to sleep in order not to get beaten!

You think beautifully!

Her small body suddenly bent over and trembled, and she was about to pounce in a cat-like stance. However, when she looked closely, she was shocked to find that Takeshi Nanahara had already slipped out more than ten meters. He can run very fast, and he can even be sent to the Olympic Games.

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More than half an hour later, Qingjian Liuli pinched her waist, staggered, and chased to the door of Takeshi Nanahara's house while panting heavily. Her face was red, her forehead was steaming, and her whole body was so hot that it dried her clothes. She completely underestimated Nanahara. Yuan Wu's speed - bastard, this guy usually looks very weak, but in the end he ran faster than a dog, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

She now suspected that Takeshi Nanahara had run back home, so she hid at home and pretended to be dead. However, she had the key to Takeshi Nanahara's house and wanted to rush in and get him out. After all, it was hard to get rid of the hatred in her heart without punching him twice today.

But the door was locked, and Takeshi Nanahara had obviously come back. She banged the door twice angrily, and quickly walked around the house, trying to find a place to get in, but the windows on the first floor had wrought iron security windows, and the windows on the second floor had wrought iron security windows. The windows were also closed tightly, and Takeshi Nanahara was already on guard.

She was really frustrated. She circled around and stood at the door, shaking with anger. She felt so uncomfortable holding her breath in her chest. At this time, the window not far from the door was opened, and Takeshi Nanabahara finally showed up, holding a A cup of tea was waving to her through the wrought-iron security window, as if nothing was wrong, and said with concern: "Here, here, are you tired? Qingmi-san, come and have a cup of tea and have a rest."

Qingjian Liuli rushed over immediately without taking the tea, but seeing that he wasn't even breathing hard, she said in disbelief: "You...how come you don't have anything wrong? I've already run away like this..."

Takeshi Nanahara smiled sheepishly: "I came back by taxi and have been waiting for you for a while."

Bastard, when did you take a taxi? No wonder I chased you without seeing anyone...

Qingjian Liuli was so angry that her heart began to hurt, but there was nothing she could do to reach him through the iron railings. She forced herself to calm down for a while and then said as calmly as possible: "Come out, I have something to tell you."

Qin Yuanwu slowly shook his head: "I won't go out."

Qing Jian Liuli's little chest rose and fell rapidly: "Come out, I promise not to beat you."

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her: "You swear."

Qingjian Liuli stared at his face, her little chest rose and fell more violently, and she blew out two pillars of air from her nostrils, but she remained silent. After a while, she said, "Come out, and I'll give you money."

Takeshi Nanahara shook his head and said, "You have run out of money a long time ago."

"I have it." Qingjian Liuli took out the coin purse from the hiking bag and showed it to him, "I will give you money when you come out."

"I don't believe it, it's empty inside."

"It's not empty. If you don't believe me, you can take a look." Qingjian Liuli subconsciously handed the coin purse in, but halfway through handing it in, he suddenly realized and said angrily, "Asshole, you still want to defraud me of money now? You should You big bastard who has been burned by the fire of hell for a thousand years, you...you..."

Takeshi Nanahara reminded: "Despicable."

"Yes, you are despicable, you..."

"Shameless."

"Yes, you are shameless!" Qingjian Liuli reacted after scolding, became extremely angry, and shouted, "I don't need you to teach me how to curse! You..."

"Do no evil."

"Yes, you do all kinds of evil!" Qingjian Liuli followed up, then realized what he was doing and grabbed the wrought iron anti-theft railing and shook it desperately. He was so angry that tears were about to burst out from his eyes. "I told you that you don't need to teach me how to curse. I can do it myself." Scold, you don’t need to bother me!”

"Don't get excited." Takeshi Nanahara sighed deeply, "I ran away because you were too angry at the time and would definitely hit me. I don't want you to be sued for life at such a young age. At the best age of your life "Ring Dang is in jail, and using you to protect me from mud and water is not because of my bad character, but because I really have unspeakable difficulties. I can't let the sewage and sludge splash on me, it will peel off my skin."

After a pause, he said super sincerely, "I was wrong this time. I apologize to you. If you want to scold me, I will listen. If you can't think of words, I will help you think of them, but you can't hit me."

His tone was really sincere. Qing Jian Liuli's anger subsided a little and she was no longer so irritable. She sniffed and asked, "What's the reason?"

"I said I can't tell you, but you still ask?"

"Are you mysophobic?"

Takeshi Nanabaru sighed: "That's right, it's much more serious than that."

Qingjian Liuli thought about it and felt that it seemed to be excusable. Takeshi Qingyuan used to be like a lunatic and asked her to clean the dust all day long. It seemed that the symptoms of mysophobia were indeed serious.

But she still felt aggrieved and said unhappily: "Even if this is the case, don't you think I'm dirty if you think it's dirty? I'm still a girl, and I feel bad running all the way dirty! Besides, I don't think so either. I don’t want to beat you because of what happened this time. You defrauded me of all my pocket money before, forced me into debt, and asked me to do so many housework for you..."

"Wait a minute, I have never defrauded you of your money." Takeshi Nanahara quickly declared, refusing to take the blame. "I only admit that I was wrong this time. I was right before. What you call cheating money is because of your love." The deal I am willing to make, you ask me questions, which one of my answers does not satisfy you? If you listen to the passage, do you have to pay the ticket price?"

This is true, and it makes sense...

Qingjian Liuli's arrogance faded again, but she still insisted: "But the assistant fee is too much. You asked me for 40,000 yen. I don't think Rakugo will charge that much."

Takeshi Nanahara said patiently: "It's the same reason. You have to go with me. I never forced you. Even if you ask a comedian to perform two separate jokes for you, you will still be charged a high price. What's more, My level is at least much better than that of a comedian. Mrs. Takamatsu paid me 200,000 yen an hour to hire me, but I only charged you less than 40,000 yen. Can this be said to be too much?"

Qingjian Liuli was speechless again, while Nanabaru shook his head and sighed: "We are friends, that's why I take care of you like that, I didn't expect you to accuse me..."

"I'm sorry." Qingjian Liuli subconsciously lowered his head and apologized in a low voice, but as soon as he finished speaking, he realized something was wrong. Why was he inexplicably apologizing? It was clearly him who had done something bad!

She couldn't figure it out for a moment, and Takeshi Nanabahara said sincerely, "I really want to settle old scores. You almost cheated me last time in Oda Town, so I cheated you this time too. Let's make it even. From now on. Starting today, none of us can settle old scores, just treat it as the first day we met, become friends again, and start a new friendship, how about this?"

Qing Jian Liuli was still hesitating. Nanabaru Wu's words seemed to make sense, but something seemed to be wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong...

She hesitated and said, "Then you promise me you won't bully me again in the future."

Takeshi Nanahara immediately said: "I promise you."

Qingjian Liuli stared at him suspiciously for a while and said, "Swear."

Takeshi Nanahara immediately raised his hand and swore to the lamp: "I swear, I will never hold you back again."

"Okay, I forgive you for the last time." Qingjian Liuli wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, somewhat relieved, "Open the door now and let me in."

Takeshi Nanahara looked at her carefully, shook his head in disgust and said: "You'd better go home and take a shower first. You don't have to work today. After taking a shower, have a good sleep. We'll talk about it tomorrow if you have anything to do. You said you are really crazy, for a Little things chase me so far."

"It's not because you're not human!" Qingjian Liuli took out his schoolbag and stuffed it in through the window, and said unhappy, "We were fine at first, but you insisted on making trouble."

Takeshi Nanahara took the school bag and sighed: "It's really not a joke, and I didn't want to. I can only say that life is really hard! But it's all over. From tomorrow on, we can get along well again."

Time travel is really a scam, and the scenery is rare. Most of the time, you have to be prepared for accidents. Sometimes you have to guard against other people's farts, otherwise your life will be worse than death. Now I was almost beaten by the Tibetan Fox under my subordinates. It took me a long time to save it. It was really hard to convince her.

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Takemasa Nanahara lamented that life is not easy and life is so difficult. Eri Nakano knocked on the door of Wu Tengyasu's office and asked: "Police police, do you have time now?"

"It's Eri, come in!" Yasushi Wuto was reading documents with his reading glasses on his nose. He was still rubbing his hands in his arms and asked casually, "How is the situation over there? Have you entered the rhythm? "

"The murderer has been arrested. Please sign the arrest warrant." Nakano Eri adjusted her glasses, lowered her head, and tried not to look at her boss's actions.

Wu Teng'an pulled out his hand and took the document, and subconsciously put his hand to his nose to smell it, and nodded: "Yes, it's good if he can get into a rhythm. You don't have to report at any time. Just keep an eye on him."

Nakano Eri resisted the desire to stay away from her slovenly divorced male boss, lowered her head and raised her voice: "Police, the murderer has been arrested and has confessed. The case is over."

Wu Teng'an raised his head in surprise: "Who was arrested?"

Nakano Eri didn't have a gun, so he pulled out a small revolver and killed him. He changed his boss and took a deep breath... Without daring to take a deep breath, he said slowly: "The murderer of the Bon River murder incident was Shochikukan curator Tatsu Uchii. My husband has been arrested and returned to the police station, and he has also confessed, and he can be sent for examination as long as he follows the procedures."

Wu Teng'an hesitated and said: "Didn't we just start the investigation yesterday? My memory is so bad?"

"The investigation only started yesterday afternoon, but the murderer has been found."

Wu Teng'an was stunned for a moment, then slowly leaned back on the chair. Just as he was about to put his hand into his arms, he immediately put it on his pants and wiped it. He muttered: "It's ten times more exaggerated than I imagined. What's your impression of him?" ?”

"Very capable, very knowledgeable, very responsive, very dedicated to the task, personality..."

Wu Teng'an waved his hand, "There is no need to talk about personality. People with abilities have some weird problems, which is inevitable." After a pause, he took the pen to sign and went through the process, and then said, "Search Section Groups 1, 3, and 6 will be left to you. If you have any questions, go to him and try to spend the time before my retirement as safely as possible. I don’t want to publicly apologize to dozens of reporters again. I almost did it last time. It blinded me."

"yes."

Nakano Eri took the approval and said goodbye. She took a few deep breaths after leaving the door. She felt that workplace life was so hard that even breathing was so depressing, but it was okay, she finally got to work on the front line!