I'm Not a Detective

After dinner, Qingjian Liuli drank digestion tea with red eyes and kept sniffing, feeling extremely aggrieved, while Takeshi Nanahara sat across from her holding a tea cup and looked at her with a smile on his face - he had been eating pig trotters for two lifetimes. It's the first time I've seen it until I could cry.

I have gained a lot of experience, I have gained a lot of experience. Sure enough, the world is so big and full of wonders!

He opened the notepad in his mind and jotted down a bunch of information: On the nineteenth day of the Tibetan Fox Observation Diary, try not to feed pig trotters to Tibetan foxes. Tibetan foxes will shed tears after eating them. It is suspected that it may affect the brain. In the future, only Use this ingredient when entertaining.

Remember, remember.

He entertained himself there and was very happy. Qing Jian Liuli wiped his tears for a while and secretly swore that he would become a fat ball in the future. He would hate this piece of shit Takeshi Nanahara for the rest of his life. He didn't want to talk to him at all and just spread his arms. Textbooks, homework, ready to turn grief and anger into strength, and quickly improve her academic ability - because she participated in the "Nanahara cram school", she could go home later, and she would take tutoring at Nanabaru Takeshi during her rest time.

However, even if a person is extremely angry and can do 99% of the things on earth, he still can't solve the math problem. She studied the math homework for a while and became confused again, plus she just gnawed three super fat ones. I ate pig hooves, three plain sesame seed cakes and a bowl of white rice. I felt so comfortable and full that my eyelids suddenly became heavy.

Takeshi Nanabahara observed with interest for a while opposite her, and made a few more notes in the "Tibetan Fox Observation Diary". He couldn't help but laugh and said: "The four words "waste, sleep, forgetfulness, and food" can make you laugh. They are related, but together they have nothing to do with you, you are really awesome."

Qingjian Liuli didn't understand, but she came to her senses, quickly rubbed her eyes, and said unhappily: "Don't bother me, I'm studying."

"Are you studying?" Takeshi Nanahara is a tutor in name. He has nothing to do at the moment, but he still has some responsibility. "Whether the monthly exam papers have been revised or not, that is actually the key point of studying in these two weeks. , if you can correct the paper well, it is equivalent to reviewing it systematically, which is much better than just reading and writing at will."

Is that so? It sounds reasonable...

Qingjian Liuli was not a person who refused to listen to advice. He hesitantly took out the monthly exam paper from his school bag and started to correct his mistakes from the textbook and the answers given. But Takeshi Nanabahara was bored and reached out to get her paper. look.

Qingjian Liuli stretched out her hand and held it down, and said unhappily: "What are you doing?"

"Look, what's wrong? Can't you see it?"

Qingjian Liuli said depressedly: "Of course I can't watch it. I...I didn't do as well as you in the test. You will definitely laugh at me if you watch it."

Takeshi Nanahara laughed dumbly: "Are you looking down on me so much? I am a person with professional ethics. Although I am your tutor in name, I will still abide by the rules and have the minimum professional ethics. How can I laugh at my poor grades? A good student?"

After a pause, he added, "Anyway, I charge you 1,000 yen every day to hold your head and let you learn. I don't have the time, but I can understand the situation and give you some suggestions."

Qing Jian Liuli let go, but cautioned: "Okay, but you have to promise you won't laugh at me."

"Do you think I am you?" Takeshi Nanahara looked very disdainful, unfolded the English test paper and began to read carefully.

Takeshi Nanabahara has always shown a very professional ethics. Although his professional ethics itself is very nonsense. All kinds of illegal and disciplined things are mixed with private goods, which are not the rules that a good person should abide by. But he does have his own principles in his actions. This is clear. Seeing that Liuli still believed him, she felt that he would really not laugh at her, so she lowered her head and continued to figure out where the mistakes were in the math paper one by one.

But as soon as she corrected a question, she heard a soft sound and suddenly looked up at Takeshi Nanahara.

Qin Yuanwu looked at her in surprise and said strangely: "What's wrong?"

Qingjian Liuli was not sure whether the snort she heard just now was laughter. She glanced at him in confusion. Seeing that he was serious, she shook her head and lowered her head to look at the test paper. But as soon as she finished reading the second question, she heard another sound. Sound softly.

She immediately looked up at Takeshi Nanahara and asked doubtfully: "Did you laugh? You promised me not to laugh!"

Takeshi Nanahara glanced at her lightly: "You are too suspicious. Don't you still know who I am? I have been trained as a professional psychic for ten years. How can I not control my emotions? Joy, anger, sorrow, and joy. I have already been able to control myself freely, and I am truly a strong person who can control all my emotions. It makes no sense for you to worry about me laughing."

Qing saw that Liuli had no evidence, and saw that his face was very calm. For a moment, he felt that he was being nervous, but as soon as he lowered his head to read the question, he heard another soft sound.

She immediately looked up and saw Takeshi Nanabahara laughing silently and wildly, panting so hard that she couldn't catch her breath. But as she raised her head, the smile disappeared instantly, everything seemed like an illusion, and Takeshi Nanabahara looked over again with a serious face. His expression was full of surprise.

"You bastard who deserves to go to hell and be burned in the fire of karma for a thousand years, you promised me not to laugh!" This time Qing Jian Liuli was sure that she had seen it right. This bitch, Takeshi Nanahara, was just laughing at her, and his eye circles turned red. , shouted in shame and anger, "I saw it, you were just laughing!"

Takeshi Nanabaru said seriously: "You are definitely wrong. I have really received ten years of professional training. It is impossible for me to laugh...cough, ha, cough, you are definitely too sensitive."

"You're still lying to me, you're obviously laughing! You're laughing now!" Qingjian Liuli finally became angry with embarrassment, and reached out to grab Takeshi Nanahara's student tie.

Takeshi Nanahara leaned back to avoid it, but couldn't hold on any longer, his serious face collapsed, and he laughed loudly: "I really don't want to laugh, but... I have always wanted to know how to get 300 points, and now I finally know. You are really awesome!"

Qing Jian Liuli's eyes were not only red, but now her eyeballs were blood red. She climbed up on the table and was about to chase him to fight. Only one of her and this bitch can walk out of the door alive tonight. This is really insulting. People.

Takeshi Nanahara quickly suppressed his laughter and pushed her back, reminding: "I am your tutor now. Think about the consequences of beating the teacher. You really don't want to be released from school and go to jail in the next year, right?"

Qing Jian Liuli clenched her fists and stared at him for a while while breathing heavily. She regained her sense a little, wiped away her tears, sat back, lowered her head and continued studying, but it only took twenty-five seconds for her to kick him eight times in her heart. He scolded him for more than two thousand times, and murmured uncontrollably: "Is it great to study well? Can you just laugh at others if you study well? Wait for me, wait for me... "

Takeshi Nanahara was also quite embarrassed. After all, he really believed in professional ethics. It was a matter of principle to use people's money to eliminate disasters. It was really not good to laugh at customers. He casually picked out papers such as literature and history and threw them aside, and said with a serious face. : "If your goal is only to be ranked 30th in the class, don't worry about these courses for the time being. You are seriously lame in science, so it is easier to improve your scores. English... ha, cough cough..."

Qing Jian Liuli tightened her grip on the ballpoint pen and really thought about stabbing him to death. She shouted angrily: "You still want to laugh?"

"But it's really funny!" Takeshi Nanahara almost laughed away all the evil qualities he had accumulated over the past ten years, and said with force, "It's easy to improve your English scores. You only need to memorize the words and sentence patterns to improve your scores. After all, ...Rising from single digits to double digits is very... Ha, cough, it's very easy... What's the matter with you even copying the essay title wrong? Are you the reincarnation of the Buddha, and your brain is biling..."

Qing Jian Ruri sat there with a dark face. She almost wanted to go to jail. It might be very painful to go to a cram school and go to jail, but it would be too humiliating to study in a cram school like Takeshi Nanahara. It might not take more than two days, but she didn't become a murderer. Just to be pissed to death.

Takeshi Nanahara wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes. He felt that today was really good. The day was rarely pleasant and he had a lot of fun. He took a piece of paper and scratched it, and listed a few reference books issued by the school for her. After reading the pages, he made a few more question outlines, threw them to her, and said with a smile: "I'm not laughing, I really am not laughing. I've read these reference books, memorized what should be memorized, and understood the rest in order. Twenty points is nothing."

Qingjian Liuli took the paper and looked at it, feeling a little better. At least Takeshi Nanahara, a tutor like a dog, can still do something. When you are ready to go back, just do what he said - scold him, scold him, he is a dog He is also a real dog, but he is indeed a bit powerful. He can even memorize the page numbers of reference books. Maybe he worked hard behind the scenes and tore through those reference books.

No wonder he ranked first in the exam, like a dog.

She also wiped the dazzle from the corner of her eyes, continued to endure the humiliation, and calmed down to correct the papers, but her foundation was so bad that she didn't know how to calculate the answers even when she looked up the reference books.

She held it in for a while, but couldn't think of anything. She asked Nanabahara Wu in a low voice: "Why did you choose B for the third question?"

Takeshi Nanahara was already lying on the side, reading a book with gusto, but he did not refuse to answer. After all, if the hidden fox really went to jail, he would have to find an assistant again, and he would lose a lot of fun in life, and he would also suffer losses.

He tilted his body to avoid distraction and explained the problem-solving ideas to Qingjian Liuli. Qingjian Liuli suddenly realized it and immediately asked: "What about the fourth question?"

"Check the reference book yourself." Takeshi Nanahara did not cooperate this time and said casually, "Studying is your own business, do you want me to chew it up and feed it to you? You are so bad. If you want to get a score, just Follow the areas you don’t know and check them until you understand them, otherwise it will be in vain no matter how others teach you.”

Yep, check it out yourself!

Qingjian Liuli took out a brand new reference book and flipped through it for a while. He found a similar question type. He bit his pen and thought for a while while looking at the steps to solve the problem above. He hummed twice and found the idea - it's not that difficult. , it turns out that there are similar questions. If I had known earlier, I would have read more reference books.

She became interested for a moment, and checked and corrected several questions in a row. She felt that if she took the exam again, as long as the changes were not big, she should be able to get these questions right. She was a little excited, but the exam papers became more and more difficult as the paper went on. Difficult, she quickly frowned again, mumbling and turning over the book but couldn't find a clue.

Takeshi Nanahara lay on his side and said a few words casually. Qingjian Liuli immediately found his thoughts again. He was very happy, but hummed in a low voice: "Didn't you say you won't teach me?"

Takeshi Nanahara flipped through the book, printed the content into his mind, and said calmly: "Don't think too much, I'm just kind-hearted and happy to provide you with a little help."

"What about the next one?" Qingjian Liuli secretly curled her lips and asked again. She felt that it would be easier for someone to teach. If Takeshi Qihara could teach her well, she could forgive him for laughing like a sea dog just now.

Takeshi Nanahara was silent again. It seemed that he wouldn't help her if she didn't take the initiative to learn from him. She could only get this kind of service attitude for 1,000 yen. She had no choice but to continue to look up books on her own, re-read the textbooks and try to formulate formulas. In the blink of an eye, I actually studied seriously for more than an hour, and I feel that I have gained a lot. Now I am going to retake the math test, and I am absolutely sure that I will get 10 points.

In just over an hour, you can actually improve your score by 25%. If you persist like this, you can expect perfect scores!

She was very happy, and she seemed to have a sense of accomplishment in studying hard. She quickly took a sip of cold tea to calm down, and suddenly she felt that Takeshi Nanahara was not such a bastard. Although he said that he didn't care about her, he didn't completely ignore her. At least he kept lying down. Being a dead dog next to her, she can say a few words about things that she can't even think of, which is indeed a bit of professional ethics.

She felt much better now. She thought about it and asked in a low voice: "Tomorrow is Hanami Day, and several nearby towns and districts are co-organizing festivals. My mother asked me to take you around. Do you want to go?"

"Spring Festival?" Takeshi Nanahara knew what "Hanamihi Festival" was. The so-called "Hanamihi Festival" was actually a cherry blossom viewing conference + Spring Festival. In addition to viewing the cherry blossoms, he celebrated the arrival of spring and fortune-telling to determine whether he would be able to survive this year. Failure to have a good harvest is a traditional Japanese folk custom.

This kind of event is usually held during the "Sakura Festival" from March 15 to April 15, but Hirano is already very close to Sapporo, close to the end point of the "Sakura Front". The cherry blossoms bloom too late and can only be delayed until the end of April, otherwise the cherry blossoms will It has not bloomed, the flowers cannot be seen, and there is no mention of divination.

He traveled to this world last year, but he didn't catch up with this event. He was somewhat interested in it for a while. He thought about it and said with a smile, "Okay, then I'll go shopping tomorrow. There's nothing to do anyway."

After saying that, he got up with great interest and went to the study to find sound filter earplugs. Qingjian Liuli continued to study on his own. It was almost ten o'clock when he saw that he didn't come down after going upstairs. He shouted to the upstairs, "I "Leave", she turned off the lights and locked the door for him, then walked straight across the street and entered her house.

Well, this guy was fine for a while. Halfway through the tutoring session, everyone disappeared. He still had to rely on himself. He went home and studied for a while. Suddenly, studying became interesting again.

Qing Jian saw Xiang Zi closing the tent there and calculating various public expenses for the festival. Seeing her coming back with her schoolbag, she asked with concern: "How about tutoring?"

Qingjian Liuli sniffed, touched her belly, and whispered: "Very good, the harvest... is great!"

She was telling the truth. She took a good nap with Takeshi Nanahara, improved her math by 2-3 points, cried twice, and gained a pound. The gains were indeed not small.

Forget it, forgive him and take him for a nice walk tomorrow.

I accidentally end up with too much water in my daily life. I will immediately enter the case and give me another chance. I will never have too much water during my transition next time!